Fair warning about traps.

(art by Omenkettu)

Fair warning about traps.

(art by Omenkettu)
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damn those pics are making me wet, if anyone wants to play together, click on my profile photo.
Looking for thicc femboy/sub add my snap ty_simmons2066 (16)
(14-16)
Bbb_sarcazm 🍆😜
Muito top 😱
Femboy/trap thirsty for ur dick add me on discord: dude_cmere#0677
This is not abcy
Make more pictures of the red haired
trap please
Give us more pictures of trap
the dick makes it way hotter so. not even gonna cap i think chicks with dicks are hotter than actual women
Fucking retard
‘very very gay’ ugh, if a man rapes a trap hes actually more straight and alpha than having consensual soft sex with that stupid dickhead cunt
fucking a trap is as straight as fucking a girl, as long as u only fuck the trap
if u suck cock though ur gay
Shut up faggot
Lol
ugh i though shadbase was superior than this, also liking a trap doesnt make you gay, some traps are far hotter than tons of women, like fat girls, if you use a trap as a woman, is 100% masculine and straight, if the traps fucks you you are gay
so you are very wrong shadbase ‘thats a man ass’ ugh, a ladyman, i thought shadbase was way higher
‘very very gay’ yea they are gay, but the man wanting to fuck them isnt gay, i bet some traps are way hotter than her, pathethic
This is the gayest thing I’ve ever read.
Shut up faggot
I fully agree, and this is coming from a chick.
Mds parem de bater punheta
Stfu
Not a trap. A femboy. Stop saying traps are femboys and femboys are traps. They’re not the same you idiots. What she described was a femboy. Not a trap.
Shut the fuck up faggot
actually trap and femboy is the same so, and transgender are just femboys with silicone and fake bs, u cant change ur gender
Shut up you transphobic piece of shit
That guy is a transphobic piece of shit yes; but “Traps” are used by both trans and non trans people as an empowerment/endearing thing in certain communities in certain contexts. Most people posting pics of themselves like on /r/traps and just like rape fantasies which healthy people partake in; I am never going to judge a person for enjoying a kink or fetish in their way or getting validation from it.
Seems like you’d have to be an absolute asshole to disagree; but I do agree that I wish it was used less as an umbrella term.
Shut up retard, you can’t change your fucking gender
Awww, look, another 40 year old man in his basement getting offended over some words. Poor baby.
Shut the fuck up if u don’t know what you are talking about
Is there someone FUCKING WRONG with being GAY?!
i mean no but shes just warning him that its a slippery slope
Bruh
Not someone but something
Leviticus 18:22
Imagin bringing religion onto a porn site, with lolis and gay porn and futas. fake ass cristian
how a cristian gonna be on a porn site tho
you guys never heard of jews?
Pathetic.
Yes Duh
MINUS8 OC ALERT! MINUS8 OC ALERT! I LOVE THAT CROSSOVER!!!!!!!!!
The picture behind them in the third grid XD
If Shadman ran a daycare I would send my mature children there because I know they’d be ready and willing for what he has in store.
If Shadman ran a daycare I would send my mature children there because I know they’d be ready and willing for what he has instore.
I’m a bi furry male, wanting to have a fuck buddy on discord, hope one of you guys would add me
Wittle baby Candy X3#3292
(I’m top btw 😉)
Bruh shut your bitch furry ass up ain’t no one here for that shit
I kind of am.
are u good?
Can we get more art from this trap doe
I would absolutely tap that
That booty do!
Can we gate another with this trap
Can we get more of this trap? As in just the trap, maybe pinups
I’m not gay, but this trap really making my pp look up
Pansexual for the win
My boyfriend swears its not gay!
Very very gay but if you gay that ok you are gay
smh everybody knows traps ain’t gay
Stop lying to yourself
he ain’t lyin’ tho
that’s a fact
Skele penis
Well, This was posted on my B-Day. Guess what I’m going to be? A t r a p.
You should do more with this trap. Maybe make him, the goth boy,and Ryan have a threesome maybe add the little brother in to and have a foursome.
Damn that boy is making me feel weird
The sexiest, romance, and sex simulators on the whole Internet.
Guess you could say he’s trapped
guess you can say this means im gay
yay transphobia…
Traps arent trans. Traps are guys who dress as girls but still think of themselves as guys.
Correct.
true, but hentai readers group every darn thing together regardless and it’s kinda annoying
It really is. But “Traps” are used by both trans and non trans people as an empowerment/endearing thing in certain communities in certain contexts. Most people posting pics of themselves like on /r/traps and just like rape fantasies which healthy people partake in; I am never going to judge a person for enjoying a kink or fetish in their way or getting validation from it.
Seems like you’d have to be an absolute asshole to disagree; but I do agree that I wish it was used less as an umbrella term.
how is this transphobia
Always one of them, isn’t there?
I have retardphobia so please go away you’re literally triggering me so much right now I’m going to break down
I have retardophobia so please go away you’re triggering me get out of my shadspace
Shut the fuck up faggot. Traps are faggotty ass faggots and m to f trannies are also faggots.
Then y r u here
paging contrapoints
lol. I love contra.
IM Looking for a trap sissy femboy to send some sexy pics on snap my user is Treooo Treyo
It’s not gay if you say “No homo”
That trap on the third panel look like amanda from little witch academia
Until now it didn’t bother me but…those two chicks don’t have noses but everyone else does
TRAPS = GAY
confirmed
Fr ,shad more of this trap its super sexy
hi im a dl pantyboi with a bubble butt and i have no daddy to play with it. add me on snap
DLop1996
“Guys on a random website all over the fucking world, come give me aids”
Not going to lie I don’t do this but look…. If you got a Fat ass like this Here you should go add me on FB and inbox me a pic of that MF. 💪🏿😁 Yes I’m a Black man with a Fat long Meaty Dick and beautiful pair of heavy sweaty balls. Think I’m lying?
Look to my name on FB. 🤷🏿♂️
Need a few thick n pretty traps in my life 🖤 might even let you call me Daddy.😌
I’m a young trap and would love to talk on Facebook feel free add me if u want my fb is alasdair Webb
Do you have a kik?
The dick only makes more sexy
If is gay is better :)
Very gay, but very awesome.
This has been in my mind for a while so i got to ask, what if you’re interest in curvy trap-looking people with no genitals?
It’s still gay, it’s just a guy that went and got his dick cut off
also, those are called transgenders
I want more of this trap.
Traps always get the best of me ! Shadbasefan33 is my kik;) I’m really horny… lets have some fun
Don’t have Kik or I would tbh
how about some strapon girl on trap action?
Add me on snap thecoolguyfind for booty pics
Sorry i just had to ask IF u Will be sending the pictures
Finally someone admits the truth.
Traps are Gay.
Still, it’s like whenever people tell you smoking is bad for you, and you know that, but you still won’t fuckin quit because it’s too good to stop. Same with traps
Yeah, as long as you dont go and make up your own logic to contradict the fact, it’s fine
I NEEDDD MOREEEEE
I NEEDDD MOREEEEE
Im in denile
It ain’t gay if its hot
thats not how it works faggot
gay or not, im gonna fuck the red of his/her head, damn that’s a hot body!
16 yo black male, I need cock for my asssssss, call me! 310-272-0528 XOXO
is that a hint of butthurt i detect?
you made your point shad, you have opinions
if you dont say no home
Ding Domg that is where you are wrong
Ding Dong that is where you are wrong
ADD void263 on snapchat for some fat ass trap fun 😈
I added you as natterdagen.
Add void263 on Snapchat for a fat ass trap 😈
You know it’s now considered hate speech to call traps gay because any guy who doesn’t want to be a guy is somehow now considered to be a chick. Post modern philosophy aside. It’s their bodys people are jerking off to. Not their minds. So it doesn’t matter how girly a guy is. If you are a guy and you like dick than you ain’t straight. It’s just that simple.
We should get some of these images of the stuff they look at asome separate images
traps gay or not gay this is now my mind i just jerk off MORE PLZ BOSS
No the painting in the back
Your voice is hot daddy shad uwu
THE LORD HATH SPOKEN
Como assim
Sooo… these “Lolis” are legal?
Legal yes, but…
Very, Very Wrong
Trap stuff is the best <3
Faggot
Faggots
I think I’m starting to become hetrosexual 😂😂😂
Pls do a post with the trap
More Shäd, more. Lol seriously. 😩
Very very, *NOT GAY*
It’s gay… But v that’s ok
I’m starting to like this series more and more. Thank you Shad, very cool!
VERY VERY GAY!
I’ve never before seen a more perfectly drawn trap…
I know right?
Jaajajajajajaja
What the hell are you blabbering?
That’s how you right laughing in Spanish: “jajaja” means “hahaha”
Actually he’s saying “yes yes yes yes” in German. That’s how you say it.
Ohhhh, God!!!
Don’t you know you can’t call Traps Gay on the Internet?!?!
Get to your fallout shelters, NOW!!!! ^_^
Please do more Trap
That is the sexiest trap I’ve ever seen!!
When you bi and weird as fuck so almost anything can turn you on
oh ryly
That little bitch is asking for it
Thats what those liberals get 😎
What does this has to do with liberals?
owned epic stlye
You should make more of his faggot ass getting fucked by a man
Wow more of this bro, great job
you drew this ass better then others so i had to do it but i imagine female version so its all fine
make a comic of this girl I want to see this beautiful big ass
please create a comic with this girl I want this beautiful big ass
Please create a comic with this girl I want this beautiful big ass
Its a boi
Traps aren’t gay tho
U right, they hella gay
It’s literally a guy tho
Please do a comic for this trap 10/10
The trap in Shad’s comic is based on a hentai character. Here’s a link.
https://nhentai.net/g/73793/
No homo
This is 100% what the FBI does, btw, 100% canon
Your face pointing the camera that way made me lost. Priceless.
Take that liberals
What does this has to do with liberals?
wheres the guy calling people “faggits”
Silly Shäd, everyone knows traps aren’t gay.
Ha! Gay!
Boi u gay
Please make an animated video out of this series
I’m saving that last panel for replies on trap posts
His ass is perfect, you should do more with him getting his big ass fucked
TrApS ArEn’T GaY!!!!!1!!!!
Funniest comic so far
i know you hear this alot,but u r awsome.
Draw that trap on his own, that’d be nice.
Lets all just agree that traps are Bi
Yes finally.
Wait traps are guy ?!
Fuck my dood
One of my favorite short stories, SISSY CREW SLUT, about an androgynous navy sailor who is forced into a shocking self-discovery and being drugged during a wild shore leave from a nuclear submarine. He becomes a trap forced to service 100+ men on the submarine during a six-month patrol, including all the officers.
= = =
I hear a whistle. It sounds like a Navy shore patrol whistle. It seems to come from very far away. I struggle to open my eyes.
“Holy shit, will you look at this!” says a man.
“Shit, you can hardly recognize him.”
I’m lying on my back on a big mattress on the floor, looking up at two blurs in white. They came into focus—two seamen from the Chapman, wearing Shore Patrol armbands… Drew and Smith. They were both smiling like they’d just won the lottery. Drew found a neatly folded towel on the mattress and began wiping the puddles of cum off of my body. Smith took a camcorder off a tripod that was set up on the side of the mattress.
The next half hour was a surreal blur. The two hunky seamen manhandled me into an open jeep, still wearing lingerie and a wig wet with cum. Not even the panties covered me—they were crotchless. The drive through the crowded streets was endless. People laughed and pointed at me. Finally we got back to the sub.
The seamen dragged me onto the bridge in front of the skipper, XO Playa, the chief of the boat, and the prime bridge crew. The humidity of the night had kept the cum on the lingerie and my face moist, so I glistened. I smelled strongly of spunk. Most horrifying of all was my dick was still hard jutting out of the panties.
“Well, well. What have we here? Seaman Lewis, you’re really a mess, aren’t you? I’m guessing that from the camera our SPs have there, this isn’t all of it. What does it show, men?”
“Captain,” barked Smith, “I reviewed enough of the footage to determine that Seaman Lewis was engaged in prostitution.”
Captain Royce shook his head. “The Navy doesn’t discharge gays any longer, but this is a crime, Lewis. Bad Conduct discharge. Lose your enlistment bonus. Pay back the Navy for all that school.”
I stepped forward to implicate P.O. Danbury but I bit my tongue and shut up. Not only was it my word against his, I didn’t want to snitch, especially since I didn’t know what really happened. I froze and snapped to attention as Royce barked the order.
It was so surreal: I was standing at attention before the captain on the bridge of a nuclear submarine wearing a matching bra, crotchless panties, garter belt, stockings—smeared with the cum of maybe dozens of men—crewmen from my own sub, for all I knew—and my dick was just as much at attention as I was.
Why is my dick so hard?
The captain explained the situation. We’d just gotten the order to go on a six-month patrol. Our boat would have to sail before my transfer paperwork could be processed. He gave me a choice. First choice, I could spend the next six months mostly confined to the small rooms of the ship’s brig.
“But nobody really wants that, Bobby,” Captain Royce said with an almost fatherly tone. “The doc would have to do all of your work, and besides… the men really like you. A lot. And I’m sure you don’t want to be locked up for six months. Do you?”
“Sir, no sir!” I fairly whimpered.
He nodded and Drew peeled away the wig. The captain rested a firm, strong hand on my head. I felt a little woozy from his strength and manliness. He explained that it would be a serious breach of protocol to allow an accused prisoner to freely roam the boat during a patrol mission. He needed a meaningful incentive to do so.
My cock began to throb when I realized what he was about to propose. I also knew then that I had been set up. And I didn’t care.
I looked at him submissively. “What do you want me to do, sir? I sure don’t want to be locked up.”
“Well, these long patrols can really be frustrating for the men. No ladies. No real outlets. And I can’t have them fucking each other. Not on a nuclear attack sub. And even if there was a way to sneak a woman onto the Chapman, there’s pregnancy to worry about. However… on the other hand… a sexy, willing sissy—”
“I’ll do it, sir.”
“You could handle that? Being the crew slut for 144 men?”
I got dizzy from the erotic thrill that just ran through me but I pulled it together. “I’ll be the best crew slut you ever saw, sir.”
The captain unzipped his fly and flopped out eight hardening, uncut inches. He pointed to the floor in front of him. Aware that every man on the bridge had stopped to watch, I knelt down. The captain’s dick was veined and engorged with blood. So sexy! I slid it into my mouth. He was fully erect within seconds.
It turned me on to know that everyone was staring, stroking their pants, leering as I sucked our skipper’s long, fat tool. I loved the sensation of his dick flesh sliding in and out of my cum-glazed lips, the fullness of it in my mouth, the shape of the bulbous head as my tongue curled around it. I was so fucking horny, my cock and balls ached deliciously. I knew right then I was a true sissy.
[click on my name for the full excerpt]
stfu
So, what’s gonna happen if i respond negatively, christeeny? Are you gonna talk down to me like i’m a fucking child
and talk in extensive detail about how my mom gets fucked by 5 black dudes?
Or talk about how small my dicks is? Or just spew some other edgy bullshit at me?
Or are you gonna be little sycophantic cunt you are and suck shadman’s cock and just be like: “IF U DON’T LIKE IT DEN LEEVE DUUUUUUUUUUUUURR”? (Followed up by you telling me i have a small dick and talking about my mom getting gangbanged.) I know your game.
ur mom got fucked by5 black guys?
Man, you sure are hungry for that Christeeny dick aren’t you?
If you insist, I’ll try to give you what you asked for, anon. I know I’m not Christeeny, but hopefully you’ll enjoy it.
*ahem*
You have a dick too small to please your mother, but that’s not really saying much because she’s a filthy slut that gets fucked by at least five black guys nightly, and you’re super jealous that you can’t even take dick from your dad.
You are a neckbearded cucklord, whose desperate need for validation and attention ensures that the only love you will ever know is the one-sided affection you feel towards your generic animu bodypillow– and even then, deep down, you know it would blow its brains out to finally be free of you if it could.
You are a disappointment to your family, and a failure of a human being. You are wasted space. You are disgusting. You are fugly and fat, and you smell like someone filled up on Pocky and deviled eggs left out for six days in a heatwave, then took a shit in a hot pool, and it makes me sick.
There, how was that? Are you insulted now? Did I do good?
Shadbase is a great place, full of interesting people, and your fixation on Christeeny’s cock is an oddity, to be sure.
Bla bla bla. Your blabbering is sure full of conspiracy theories that states that X person with a nickname here has a fixation on Christeeny, etc. etc. etc. I feel like those anonymous that ALWAYS comment on Christeeny’s comments (which I presume you’re also part of it) are the ones with a fixation. But of course, they deny it and instead like to blame others
Yeah nah I find that fucking bs
Back to your lame stories again, either do a cosplay or just admit you’re nothing but a sad, fat, old, ugly man and fuck off you wanna be loser
Christ dude, you monologue more than every anime villain to exist, you trying to compensate for your small dick?
Says the one delusional saying that Christeeny is in love with his dick, as if desperately trying to find a special someone at the lack of one
I don’t get all the hate you are getting but I enjoyed the read thanks for sharing ^__^
I agree with the 1st anonymous will that Marco Diaz comic ever get finished and on a side note we need more of this red haired trap.
The Marco Diaz comic was the best.
Just straight up look up gynesexual and all your troubles will be gone. ffs
Looked it up, seems really funny. I imagine someone got caught with loads of trap porn and is trying to argue he’s still straight, “I’m not into dudes, it’s just that I like ladies so much the cock doesn’t bother me! If anything I’m too straight!”
Is it just me or are the “men” Shadman draws very feminine with their only distinguishing feature being their dick. Unless they’re clothed. The second they’re naked, they suddenly have very feminine frames, asses, and even cleavage. Seriously, it looks like they have AA cup tits, which is barely distinguishable from flat chest, but still a large enough difference to be concerning.
Yeah, they’re not drawn like dudes at all which is pretty stupid(It’s just a girl with a dick then). Pumpkin Sinclair draws realistic traps which is good.
Well if they obviously looked like men then it wouldn’t be much of a trap now would it
the genitals make up only 2% of the body meaning traps are only 2% gay
Traps are EXTREMELY GAY! Futa however, not gay at all….. change my mind…
dicks = gay
What if a trap is dating a female or something?
does anyone else want a comic about just that boi? or is that just me
Very, very Gay
Fuck you, traps are NOT gay!
I don’t know how many times I’ve jacked off to the “Big Booty Trap” video that the second drawing is referencing, holy shit
is not gay if nobody knows :D
Your reading my mind
The gayer the better.
I can’t stop laughing at a good meme.
I can’t stop laughing at a good meme.
This reminded me to those Sanity Not Included comics you used to draw. Such good times. Hope you’ll do a reboot some day, Shad.
Plz make one where the male speler has anal intercourse with the trap
you need to Animate that Hat girl sound and voice.
Please keep these coming. Love this fbi/family comic series.
I was wondering who that trap that is wearing the white tank top is called I saw the same character in a minus8 video and I’m just really curious
Its minus8 my boi
You should do a lolli of the fucking poopsie surprise girls
No no no, it’s only gay if it hits prostate AND he proclaims his prostate has been hit at the precise time of prostate hitting. Only then is it gay.
kik me pics if you want someone to rape ♥@bodie1x
kik me dick pics @ bodie1x
kik me dick pics @bodie1x
any traps/sissies wanna show off?
kik:StiffBoyChris
she’s a roastie
In all honesty, traps are only truely gay if you can tell it’s a guy. As in if it looks like a guy just with girl’s clothes on
I need relationship help, y’all wholesome fuckers have been here just long as I have, well, maybe. Oh and btw, shads old work was hella better. I mean, it’s not bad, but it’s just not as good. Go look a few years back, that shit was fucking awesome. Anyways, relationship shit. So, my GF needed to take a break because she was having mental issues (Turned out she attempted suicide) so I wasn’t able to talk to her for a month. She erased me from all of her stuff, and then she also stopped talking to me, and renamed me and yeah, essentially I was a friend she never talked too. Turns out yeah, she was hella depressed and wasn’t allowed to have anything. Anyways, what happens is I was depressed and lonely, so I got a new girlfriend because after a month of solitude from the person I love and people saying over and over that she’s done with me and shit, what was I supposed to do? Anyways, she came back and explained what happened. Now, I need to break up with this girl. We’re nearly two weeks into dating. Now think of this, one of your really good friends from years ago comes to help you because you’re sad. They live two and a half hours away, and they like you. So you end up going “This is a great person and they care, the helped me” well now I’m dating them, and I don’t want to, I was just sad and made a rash decision. So I’m with my old girlfrand, the one I was on a “break” with. But I need to break up with one of my best friends, AND I have to go to their Halloween party on Nov. 3 (I can’t drive that far on a weekday) so it’s on the weekend for everyone’s sake. Now, I don’t want to hurt a girl who loves me so much and make it awkward and have her friends hate me. I have friends that’ll be there too and I don’t want to be a guy who just used her. But I made a promise to my actual girlfriend. So how do I do this? How do I tell her without breaking her and making her so hurt and just making sure everything is okay? I hate hurting people, unless they ask, I don’t like hurting them. So, wtf do I do? I can’t have two girls, it dont work like that. I fucked up and don’t know how to recover. So, all in all, how do I restore what I had before the break? I need to figure out a way to do this, quickly, so I’m asking all of you fucked people to help me out. When I say that, don’t worry, I’m horribly fucked in most senses, so no it’s not an insult. So if anyone has any actual advice, for God’s sake I need it, I’m in a hole I dug way too fucking deep and need to know how to get out and fill it back up. Y’all’s good people, so please help me to you’re ability. Ask any questions and I’ll give them too, I just need to get some help here, it’s very fucking difficult. I appreciate the art Shad and J, y’all doing what you can so keep it up, everyone best is different, and at least you’re doing yours. Thanks y’all, I appreciate you’re efforts too, so please help me, y’all funny and awesome as hell, and I’m needing some help from the people who’ve been here.
You actually expect the people that like this shit to read something that long?
Lol right????
Nobody going to read that text wall period.
yo man i got actual advice
Explain to her gently and carefully how you feel, the situation, etc, and tell her that you genuinely don’t want to hurt her. You seem like you’re actually trying, and I hope the best for u, man.
Alt Option: break up with both of them and hide for 200 years
You took the bait :^)
I’m trying to think of how to put it though, like, how do I straight up tell someone that? Like, man it’s just going to suck. I wanna just go hide under a damn rock and isolate but I gotta face my issues and deal with the consequences of them. I’m just trying to figure out how the hell to do it and what won’t hurt the most. I’m really trying here, and thank you good sir, you have been of good help.
My advice would be to be with your new partner. She was there for you when you needed help. Your old partner left as soon as she was having a hard time without getting any help from you, that doesnt feel like a healthy relationship to me. Also if she can leave you once and come back she can do it again and again.
You took the bait :^)
Ay, don’t be commenting as me you fuckin cunt, I’m expecting the good people of shadbase to reply. Now yes, I don’t expect everyone too but hey, what else am I to do? I fucked myself over here and need some help. So, I put a random message out onto a porn site where people are horrible (Which, in fact, I love) and I mean, truth be told I did get some insite from the few who actually read it.
Stay with the new GF and try to be your Ex’s friend.
my advice would be to have them eat each others ass
My advice is stick with the old one. You should definitely be honest with the other girl and just explain the situation you owner that much to her. If you’re lucky she will understand and you guys will still be able to be friends.
BTW yes shads art hasn’t been the same. I have to thank him tho, because I used to go a lot and it wasn’t healthy in part because of this site. Now that hes posting shitty stuff I ain’t relapsing that much!
Anyways best of luck man
Thank you very much for the insight man. And yeah I understand about the art. Also, that cunt trying to say “Took the bait” yeah, don’t listen to him. I wouldn’t go through all this bullshit to fuck with y’all. Like I said, y’all’s good people and the fuck am I doing to mess with y’all? And yeah, I understand most y’all came here for porn, but just saying, this is a little more interesting than some fucking trap, plus you get a chance to do something good or some shit, help someone out yknow? Anyways, enough of Mr.McThiccis rambling on, thank you very much for the help and I hope y’all have a good night and day, y’all deserve it.
I was expecting the “faggit” person to get u… but they haven’t yet :/
Sir you are grade A fucked, honestly just take a coin flip, kys, or pretend like it to weasel your way out, whichevers better. personally depending on how close the friend is I’d stick with them, also yes someone (me) did read this to the other replies.
Bro, where tf do you think you are rn? Fuck outta here lol
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man that is quite the tragic turn of events with both your girlfriend leaving you for awhile because of the attempted suicide but also the irony of her coming back to you a few weeks later of you dating the new lady. I really don’t know what will help but ultimately you have to choose between the two no matter what bud. I’d honestly be stumped.. Hurt one person to pursue another… Pretty fucked up situation to start off with man.
Homeboy, best i could say is damn.. do you love your best friend? I mean she has way more pros then your girlfriend.. this could go so many says, your ex doing that month thing and then coming back but your friend is like really happy about yall dating and she hasnt did anything fucked up.. I say this, flip a coin. Heads is ex, tails is friend.. however if you dont truly love her, tell her and be honest and genuine.. dont do it over text or halloween party, call her up and say if you guys can meet up thursday or something, after that you break the entirr situation down to her, she has a choice to either stop talking to you or be chill however if she gets a boyfriend and you start yot gain feelings for her then, your fucked again.. best thing to do is tell her. I sould probably never take back my ex after that stunt but i wouldnt date my friend, i would probably grab some icecream and watch movies with her. Tell your friend how you feel and what you want to do or hell tell her you dont know what to do. Then tell your girlfriend that she cant do this to you and its a iverall fuck you, HOWEVER BRO! MAKE SURE YOUR EX IS GONNA STAY WITH YOU AFTER YOU BREAK UP WITH YOUR friend.. some girls are like that either cause they want to fuck up the guys life or they are really emotional and dont knoe what to do.. make sure to talk to your girlfriend on a down level and keep it real, put her in a place that your fine with and make sure she never leaves that place, after you decided your ex is worth it, then talk to your friend
I know she’d stay with me if I broke up with my friend, I know that’s a fact. Like, I love my old one more than my new one, and the new one just isn’t the same. And they’re both relatively alike but my old one is just better in some aspects. They’re both great for different reasons, physical and mental. One has D tits and the other has the ass of a goddess. Then, I mean there’s just a lot that goes into it. In the sex aspect, the old one is completely better. But like, essentially I need help figuring out how to say it to my friend that it’s over and shit, like “Hey man, I messed up, friends?” That kinda thing wouldn’t work, I’d have to explain myself and essentially say that I was just lonely, that’s all, and now I’m leaving you for my Ex. That’s going to leave a sting, so I need a way to figure that out.
You just need to tell your friend and explain the situation if you have another friend who cares it’s even better to get a second opinion you can just tell your friend you rushed into things and you’re still not over her and want to try to work things out
Introduce them both to this website, which ever one diddles herself to the pictures you stay with
If they both do, introduce them to each other and ménage à trois like a mother fucker yo!
If neither of them do then move on, your sexual incompatibility means the relationships are already doomed to a slow, dick withering death of unfulfilled sexual expectations
If you don’t even want them to know about this place then that means you don’t want them to know the real you then what’s the fucking point of this exercise? let them go so they can find a person who’ll be truly honest with them
i agree with dr phil loooool
I feel that you simply need to talk out the situation with both of them, not at the same time, but both of them. In my mind there is no avoiding hurt feelings here but at least you’re being honest with them. After doing so, probably with some big backlash from both, figure it out yourself. And if both these people truly care about you they will support your decision either way, though the depressed one is less likely to be stable.
*Gets close to the mic* THATS WHERE YOUR WRONG BUCKO
It’s not gay if you’re wearing socks
Jeez, what’s Shadmans deal with traps, their only gay if you’re having guys fuck, or in this case, turned on by them. Do either of those with a trap and a woman and it’s straight. So for the love of god please do either with a trap and a woman.
but i like it when guys are the ones to fuck traps, easier to project myself into the pic ^__^
What are you two fucking gay?
I’m bi! not really attracted to the male body, just the dick. getting fucked while dressed up feels better for me than sex with a women
Same. Hell I am thinking of taking HRT and wife is supportive; rather be with and attracted to women and I like pussy a lot and doming; but also love subbing and wish I just had the body of a girl but also had a dick. It’d be cool to have both or try a vagina for a day but otherwise that’s where i’m at.