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Can we get some actual porn please its been like two fucking years
Why IS everyone mad at shad all of a suddenl???
It’s not all of a sudden, people have been complaining for a while, it’s because they don’t like the art style that he started drawing in and because he hasn’t posted porn in ages
You new?
Cause he doesn’t draw lolicon anymore!
hey shad why aren’t you drawing RAVENs pics ?
RIP Shadbase.
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F pt 2 electric boogaloo
Wish shad would do art of Paladins champions of the realm.
I agree some Skye art would be hitting
Please diavolo
Gold experience requiem smashing dat ass infinetely
Wish you’d continue hit or miss
Seeming not to be the only one to promote a discord server
Here’s mine
https://discord.gg/gEP7bcc
But to also make sure here’s shadbase’s discord
https://discord.gg/K4SYrjp
guys im starting a new discord, check it out. https://discord.gg/HUqKpHn
Is it just me or does Shadman suck such a big dick that he removed the shop.
It’s not just you.
Hes replacin the bar with all the links in it he said it in one of his descriptions, something about it not being used or looks too old or somethin.
We’re back to boring old “women in armbands” stuff, huh? Eh.
Smoli, beastiality, incest, traps… wake me when you’re back to drawing futa-Elsa raping Anna while talking about how sexy their kids are going to be or something.
A-FUCKING-MEN!!!!! For reals! Shad is peddling out shit when he could be making gold. This crap is nothing compared to a couple years ago
Totally agree. This new stuff is fucking terrible compared to what shad used to make.
Repeating the same stuff over and over again won’t bring back the old stuff
No, it’ll show him that not all his audience are these new lobotomite mother fuckers sucking off his dick like you. This is shit and you’re an intellectually-lacking buffoon.
Wait, exactly when did I defended Shad? You said I’m an intellectually-lacking buffoon just because I pointed out the flaw of a continuous and stale criticism, but you outright jumped out to senseless conclusions, which isn’t very intellectual. If you want to actually draw Shad’s attention, you better start by doing a throughout criticism and not calling everyone that doesn’t agree with you a new lobotomite mother fuckers sucking off Shad’s dick (which isn’t the case for me, since, joke’s on you, I’ve known Shad since Newgrounds)
Yeah there’s so much overuse of traps and it’s getting super old. I used to really like the stuff he put out but now I check in every few weeks and it’s the same shit recycled with different characters.
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Fuck you you dumb fuck drawn good porn again. Enough of these bullshit quote on quote comics you’ve been scribbling lately. Either fuck g do the work to be a quality artist or fucking quit. Your dignity is going down the fucking drain. If you tried to patreon this shit, you’d be broke. Toss in the towel and go get a real job. It’s okay, you made some good things. You’ve lost your skill, it’s okay. You can stop trying.
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nigger faggot faggot nigger hey that rhymes!
sad incel troll needs attention and spams shadbase
every time he posts he proves he’s a loser with no life
interesting
Why isnt there categories anymore?
because shadman deleted them because Black Lives Matter. black people commit 60% of all crimes and only 13% of the population
damn niggers. as bad as the gay faggots
Lol you’re so stupid.
How’s 8th grade going champ?
It’s summer vacation. That’s why the little loser can spend so much time here.
jeez why y’all gotta be so racist, i get that saying nigger is cool, hip and all but that kind of spam ain’t funny
Fuck you you dumb fuck drawn good porn again. Enough of these bullshit quote on quote comics you’ve been scribbling lately. Either fuck g do the work to be a quality artist or fucking quit. Your dignity is going down the fucking drain. If you tried to patreon this shit, you’d be broke. Toss in the towel and go get a real job. It’s okay, you made some good things. You’ve lost your skill, it’s okay. You can stop trying.
Who hurt you lmao
his uncle steve raped him as a child, and he liked it so hes frustrated because he doesnt know whether hes gay or not
Tu é Br também?
… the fuck? Dignity? Really? In the Shadbase? … because of retarded poeple like you Castro won the civil war in the first place.
No one cares about your fucking jungle county.
Also, if Cuba and venuzualla didn’t have such tyrannical governance, the people wouldn’t have followed his revolution. So yeah. Fuck Cuba. If it’s so great there, stay there. This is America bitch. And this ball of dirt and water? Ours. Your just ants on our lawn.
Being an asshole won’t get you what you want. There’s the door, you whiny little bitch.
blah blah blah. like that line has ever or will ever work XD
you lost your brain over getting angry over someone drawing things you don’t like, how about YOU go get a job, or a hobby, not wait around for loli tentacle hentais
Does anyone have a big dick for me?
Hey Shad, just wondering, can you do Lydia Deetz from Beetlejuice? thx
I second this
with a dick!
I second this
3rd… if its what Shad wants.
Also witch one… the movie, or the cartoon.
Cause one is a little more Goth than the other
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Andie marched Petra and me down the corridor and through two guarded gates to an elevator that took us up two floors. The top floor corridor was low pile carpet, soft lighting and seemingly decorated for visitors—important visitors. As she quickly escorted us past a receptionist who gave her a nod and pushed a button on the desk, Andie explained this would be our “audition” for the warden and her closest staff. It was up to us to make the best impression possible.
“Elisa is hard, but she’s fair,” Andie said. “By the way, never call her by her first name unless she invites you to.”
The warden’s office was nearly five hundred square feet with the warden’s desk at one end and two long sofas along one wall. The opposite wall was set with what appeared to be closet doors. I wondered if the closets contained the same kind of toys that Mistress Simone’s office closets did. Six male COs between the ages of twenty and thirty, all buff, athletic and handsome, sat on the sofas, which were near the warden’s desk. Behind the desk sat a beautiful, red-haired woman in her early forties, perhaps younger. She was reading our jackets.
Andie marched us down and stood us before the desk. “This is Warden Fordham, fishies. Show maximum respect and do what you’re told.” Then she turned crisply to the warden. “Prisoners Rita Minius and Petra Hartmann, Ma’am.”
“Very good, Andie. Stand easy.”
Andie stood at parade rest by the corner of the desk, facing us. Warden Fordham looked us up and down, nodding appreciatively. She turned our jacket folders to the Medical section.
“Strip,” she commanded.
In less time than I needed to tie my shoes, all of my clothes lay at my feet. I stood at attention, my breasts thrust out. Five seconds later Petra had caught up. A couple of low, appreciative whistles came from the sofa. I was tempted to glance but didn’t.
“I’d say my men are rather impressed with you, Rita. I happen to agree, at least as far as looks go.” She paused to review my prison jacket, turning pages and nodding thoughtfully. “Quite an interesting background you have. You will fit in well in here. I see you’re on female hormones, too. Excellent. We have a special regimen you’ll very much like.”
She put the folder down and stood. She was easily six feet tall. “Rita, I want you to stand two feet from the middle of the desk, spread your feet wide apart and lay your forearms flat on the desk. Yes, that’s it. Bent over like that. Very good.”
I felt so exposed and vulnerable, so when she got up and grabbed a thin bamboo cane she had propped up against the desk, I was suddenly very afraid. I knew just how much a cane like that could bruise and hurt. It could break skin, draw blood.
She paced back and forth behind me, her voice etched in subtle menace. “Let me explain your exact situation. Some very powerful men come through these doors, men who’d have you killed for even hinting you had sex with them. Keeping your mouth shut about whom you see and what goes on here is mandatory. This holds true even after you get paroled, assuming that I allow you to go up for release. When it comes to following the rules, doing everything we say, and fucking who we say and how we say to fuck… here’s a taste of what happens to girls who don’t cooperate.”
I barely registered the sharp hiss of air being violently cut by the cane before a stripe of stinging fire tore across my asscheeks. It hurt so bad I screamed and tears flowed. It was everything I could do to not fall to my knees with dizziness. I knew that best way to take any kind of beating is to breathe into the pain, to relax so that muscles tight with fear wouldn’t magnify the injury, so I loosened up as best I could.
“Impressive,” Warden Fordham said. “Captain Janus has trained you well.” She smiled down at me. “Don’t worry, that’s it. There’s no point other than pure sadism to beat a trained submissive who understands how things are. Just keep in mind that should you run afoul of my rules, you will be tied to a bondage horse and beaten with this cane until your skin opens and blood flows, until you pass out from the pain and must be revived so that the punishment may continue. You would then be placed into the most unpleasant Submissive duties where you will serve mostly those clients who enjoy hurting a girl. That servitude will continue for as long as the severity of your transgression prescribes.” Her eyes bore into mine. “But that won’t be necessary… will it?”
“No ma’am,” I said into her gaze, and then looked at the surface of the desk, as the protocol of trained subs requires. “May a girl speak, Ma’am?”
“Ex-cellent,” she said, pleasure in her voice. “You are very well trained. Yes, you may speak. You have permission to look at me.”
“Prisoner Hartmann, Ma’am,” I said, looking into the warden’s eyes. “She’s just a kid. I promise she will obey you and all the rules. There’s no need to hit her.”
“That’s very commendable, Rita,” she replied. “Looking out for a sister you’ve only known for nine hours and had sex with one time.”
She smiled at my look of surprise. “Don’t look so surprised. You don’t think we don’t know everything that goes on in these institutions? As for your suggestion, I’ll consider it. Now we have to get an idea of your abilities.”
As if on command all six CO’s stood and unzipped their trousers, pulling forth cocks where the smallest was seven inches and the biggest was nearly a foot long. On her orders I took position on my knees in front of the officer closest to the warden’s desk, a blond country stud with eight inches already starting to get hard.
The warden told me to suck his dick until he tapped a finger on my head, then I would move on to the next man. I was to use all of my blowjob skills on each man, to deep-throat every one that I could, to swallow their precum without gagging, and to get them close enough to orgasm to tap my head. I would have twenty minutes to work the line and how far I got would be used to evaluate my skills. Each of the men I sucked off would informally rate me.
The CO looked down into my eyes with happy lust. His nameplate read, “Officer Hayes,” and he was so handsome. I gently cupped his balls and licked the underside of that pink-purple helmet where it met the shaft, eliciting a pleasurable gasp. Up and down the length of his dick I swiped my tongue, alternating between ice cream type licks and a dance of butterfly wings, keeping soft moans issuing from the back of his throat. Then all of a sudden I parted my lips and plunged down taking the tip of his crank down into my throat and swallowed hard several times. He groaned so deeply it made me smile inside.
I could hear the satisfaction in the warden’s voice as she complimented my oral skill. “In case you wondered how there could be a state prison just for sissies and shemales, it was decided in a courtroom. A civil rights lawsuit resulted in special protection for transgender inmates. This facility was being built as a shopping mall until the real estate market tanked. For fifty million it was converted into a secure prison just for transgender girls, like Petra and you. There’s one other reason it’s here: Sacramento is only half an hour away.”
The warden explained its proximity to the state capitol was no accident. There were many politicians who loved shemale and sissy sex, but the dangers of seeing professionals on the outside was fraught with risk, such as blackmail or being caught by enterprising journalists who then pressured the working girls to blabbing. There was no such danger with the transwomen of El Dorado State Prison.
I had switched to full-length sucking Officer Hayes’ tool, pulling back until just the tip was between my lips and then sliding down against my tongue until he was in the back of my throat. I picked up the tempo, which had him grunting and gasping with abandon. All the while I had cupped and caressed his ball sack, and now I felt it tightening. He was going to spurt in a minute or two at most.
“You might be proud to know that all of the two hundred girls here were specially handpicked from prisons all over the state. We have a network on the outside keeping track of who is being sentenced, what for and what their potential might be. You are a natural, Rita. And I think your little girlfriend there showed a lot of potential in that sex arcade booth as well as when she was incarcerated at the county jail.”
Just then Hayes gasped extra loud as his balls clenched. I pulled off him, opened wide and jacked off his dick toward my open mouth, rewarding me with a splatter of sweet cum all over my lips and tongue. I toyed with it on my lips until I remember I was being timed and I gulped it down.
“Four minutes!” Warden Fordham exclaimed. “Excellent. Next man, Rita.” Then she chuckled. “Officer Hayes, you were supposed to tap her before you came. Is her mouth that skilled?”
“Sorry, Warden,” he said, laughing. “She caught me by surprise.”
I gulped mightily at the next CO, Captain Grover, a beautiful black man in his late twenties with what had to have been the second biggest dick I’d ever seen—at least twelve inches long—but at least somewhat less than two inches in diameter, so I was pretty sure I could swallow him. I smiled sweetly up into his face and winked, and I cooed, “Oooooh, Daddy.”
“Only a few girls have been able to swallow my captain of the guards,” the warden said. “Officer Hayes was an appetizer. Impress me, Rita.”
I warmed up with long, wet licks up and down his black love muscle, getting it as slick as I could. Then I forced my mouth down onto him without preparing my throat, making myself gag slightly, which caused slippery, ropy phlegm to fill my mouth. I carefully coated his throbbing tool with this slick spit so it would easily go down my gullet. Locking eyes with him I held my throat muscles open and inch my inch I slowly guided his heroic prick all the way down my throat.
“Jesus Fuck!” he groaned. “This fucking bitch is insane. I’ve never had—”
He groaned uncontrollably again when I started milking his cock with my throat muscles. Unfortunately he was so big I was forced to pull back until his dickhead was in my mouth so I could take a handful of breaths through my nostrils. I worked the head with my tongue while I sucked down more air.
“Hold on a moment,” the warden said. “I’ve seen enough to know Rita can suck dick like few girls I’ve ever seen. I want to see how she fucks.”
“Awww, Warden,” griped the next CO in line, a burly redhead with a pencil thin moustache and rippling muscles. “I was looking forward to it.”
“Pipe down, Garrett,” she said primly. “You’ll all have plenty of opportunities.” She stood by my left shoulder. “Rita, you’re doing superbly. I have high hopes for you. Now get on all fours. Officer Hayes, take some lube over to Captain Grover.”
Moments later I groaned when a big, slippery finger circled my butthole and eased up inside. Relaxing my anal muscles came so easily it was like I was ready to be penetrated at the drop of a hat, which I had to admit I was.
“Damn,” he said. “I’ve never seen a bitch loosen up so fast. Either her asshole is blown out or she really wants it.”
“We’ll see,” said Warden Fordham. “Rita, squeeze down on his finger with your rectal muscles as hard as you can.”
I concentrated on that black digit plowing through my anal sphincter and the ripples of ecstasy radiating from down there. I clamped down hard.
“Fuck!” the black stud said a moment later. “She’s tighter than one of those Chinese finger traps.” He brought plump brown lips to my ears. “Want me to lube my dick or is your spit enough?”
“Fuck me now, Daddy,” I cried. “Just stick that big, beautiful black cock in me and fuck my slutty tranny asshole!” I wiggled my ass for emphasis.
He pulled free his finger and knelt between my legs. I whined with sexual need as his spit-slick cockhead slid against my eager butthole. I felt my clitty get fully erect as he pushed his big dick slowly into me. I sighed with pleasure as that huge lance of black cockmeat slid past my fluttering asshole and filled the deep recesses of my rectal canal until it pushed past my prostate. I had seldom felt so filled, so satisfied.
My eyes filled with tears of joy. “Oh, I love your big dick, Daddy,” I moaned. “Fuck my shemale ass deep and hard.”
Captain Grover did just that, thrusting in and out like a battering ram, making me groan and sigh with pleasure, and whine with desperate hunger. He touched his slippery finger to my lips and I engulfed it without a second thought, sucking the sweet lube and my acrid ass juices off of it while my gasps for air tore through my nose. I heard murmurs of appreciation and awe as I took on the well-hung black officer as if I’d been starved for sex for a year.
“Garrett, get in there,” the warden said with a chuckle. “Can’t you see the girl is dying for a snack?”
Grover pulled his finger away as the buff redhead knelt in front of me, feeding eight inches into my sucking mouth. I wrapped my arms around his waist and immediately took him into my throat, so relaxed and drugged with sex that I was ready for all of these guys to fuck my throat and my asshole with equal lust. My dick was painfully hard; I felt drops of precum roll down the shaft and onto my hairless ball sack.
After five minutes of impassioned fucking and no sign of me losing my taste for it, the warden cleared her throat. “Time to see how nasty this girl is. Trade off holes, men. Let’s see how she does with ass-to-mouth fucking.”
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Fuck that gave me such a massive boner! They should make a movie out of that!
fucking hell its you again guess what I LEVELED UP
for a change i also kinda like shemale stuff
can you make the guys fuck the lesbians? PLEASE!!!!
No
I mean… It s ok but shad you can do better things xD
+1
Now that’s a Ma Deuce!
Bravo 6, going dark
Make those 2 soldiers fuck the hell out of those 2 lesbians
omg that would be so hot if he drew that but I doubt that. He barley makes guys fuck lesbian.
For the love of what ever you deem holy shad ban some IP’s from commenting or remove the comments all together. Hell if it’ll convince ya ban mine for wanting them banned! Literally almost EVERYTHING in the comments is someone insulting someone else or someone insulting YOU even this comment will get shade thrown at it UNDOUBTEDLY! Yeah I dont have to read them but you clearly choose to sometimes. Dont put yourself through that
Oh yeah, that’s a brilliant idea. It’s not like doing that would cut out at least half his ad revenue. You dumb fucking moron. He knows his art isn’t good enough to draw people in normal any more. This site needs retarded nigger faggots like us, you see. Or shad wouldn’t see a dime anymore. Plus it’s not like shad is even a good person. He screws people over because he’s a deranged porn producer. If he loses all his success and is forced to get a job, then I’ll know for certain there really is a God.
People will still flood into this site whether they can comment or not. This IS actually a good idea! He didn’t say to completely ban them from the site, just the ability to comment on his posts! Shad uploads these pictures for free, we are lucky for that in this age of patreons and shit. Sad thing is most of the people who comment are cry baby bitches that somehow feel entitled to pick and choose what drawn. Sad to think that Shad is constantly putting out quality work and gets almost nothing but hate for it. Meanwhile Zone hardly even updates his site every other month and spends all his time streaming stupid ass vr shit and he gets mountains of love and support. I wouldn’t be surprised if shad just gave up on this site all together because of you whiney little fucks.
Good. Hope he does. He’s washed up.
Thank you for providing the proof anon1, on both accounts as well. I told you this would get shade. I do love being right even when the victory is bittersweet. Also thank you anon2 for trying to defend me.
One hundred percent accurate
God I hope he’s working on a detailed HD picture. Fingers crossed 🤞
can you make a Nicole watterson drawing 😳😳😳😳
Oh god I hope so
I’d look at that
do juliet sterling from lolipop chainsaw already
Hi guys im sorry i been defending shadman in the comment section, you see, when my mother was at work the men will rape her and call her names, they stick their dirty cocks in her mouth and call my mother many names, when my mother got home from work she did called me, Dumbfuck Educator to come downstairs, i came and that when my mother beat the shit out of me she called her Ex and they beaten me senseless. i was pooping on myself from the excitement of getting beaten on, my anus was stretching as the huge piece of feces came out my butthole, my mom then proceeded to masturbate while me, Dumbfuck Educator was pooping, her Ex was throwing up in a bowl, he wanted me, Dumbfuck Educator to eat it and me, Dumbfuck Educator was more than willing to eat his throwup, this put a smile on her Ex’s face, her Ex has smelly hairy armpits, my mom loves to lick her ex stinky hairy armpits and punish the armpits with her yellow teeth, her teeth is yellow because she don’t brush her teeth, while me, dumbfuck educator watches and masturbates with my unwashed penis, my penis is unwashed so it smells but stinky penises is what turns him on. the cops came and started to pee in each other mouths and drink the pee, then they lick each other toes, the toes have foot fungus. the police said that their feet was stinky after this
Its not like shad cant ip ban you
desperate for attention
really sad
Show this to your parents
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You’re doing God’s work, my deranged nigger
if god was a sad little virgin incel who hates the world
Weeeeell.. have you seen the world?
You are a sad little man… may you live forever, in misery.
Hi guys im sorry i been defending shadman in the comment section, you see, when my mother was at work the men will rape her and call her names, they stick their dirty cocks in her mouth and call my mother many names, when my mother got home from work she did called me, Dumbfuck Educator to come downstairs, i came and that when my mother beat the shit out of me she called her Ex and they beaten me senseless. i was pooping on myself from the excitement of getting beaten on, my anus was stretching as the huge piece of feces came out my butthole, my mom then proceeded to masturbate while me, Dumbfuck Educator was pooping, her Ex was throwing up in a bowl, he wanted me, Dumbfuck Educator to eat it and me, Dumbfuck Educator was more than willing to eat his throwup, this put a smile on her Ex’s face, her Ex has smelly hairy armpits, my mom loves to lick her ex stinky hairy armpits and punish the armpits with her yellow teeth, her teeth is yellow because she don’t brush her teeth, while me, dumbfuck educator watches and masturbates with my unwashed penis, my penis is unwashed so it smells but stinky penises is what turns him on. the cops came and started to pee in each other mouths and drink the pee, then they lick each other toes, the toes have foot fungus. the police said they didnt like faggots
No…. why!?
Hi guys im sorry i been defending shadman in the comment section, you see, when my mother was at work the men will rape her and call her names, they stick their dirty cocks in her mouth and call my mother many names, when my mother got home from work she did called me, Dumbfuck Educator to come downstairs, i came and that when my mother beat the shit out of me she called her Ex and they beaten me senseless. i was pooping on myself from the excitement of getting beaten on, my anus was stretching as the huge piece of feces came out my butthole, my mom then proceeded to masturbate while me, Dumbfuck Educator was pooping, her Ex was throwing up in a bowl, he wanted me, Dumbfuck Educator to eat it and me, Dumbfuck Educator was more than willing to eat his throwup, this put a smile on her Ex’s face, her Ex has smelly hairy armpits, my mom loves to lick her ex stinky hairy armpits and punish the armpits with her yellow teeth, her teeth is yellow because she don’t brush her teeth, while me, dumbfuck educator watches and masturbates with my unwashed penis, my penis is unwashed so it smells but stinky penises is what turns him on. the cops came and started to pee in each other mouths and drink the pee, then they lick each other toes, the toes have foot fungus.
Hi guys im sorry i been defending shadman in the comment section, you see, when my mother was at work the men will rape her and call her names, they stick their dirty cocks in her mouth and call my mother many names, when my mother got home from work she did called me, Dumbfuck Educator to come downstairs, i came and that when my mother beat the shit out of me she called her Ex and they beaten me senseless. i was pooping on myself from the excitement of getting beaten on, my anus was stretching as the huge piece of feces came out my butthole, my mom then proceeded to masturbate while me, Dumbfuck Educator was pooping, her Ex was throwing up in a bowl, he wanted me, Dumbfuck Educator to eat it and me, Dumbfuck Educator was more than willing to eat his throwup, this put a smile on her Ex’s face, her Ex has smelly hairy armpits, my mom loves to lick her ex stinky hairy armpits and punish the armpits with her yellow teeth, her teeth is yellow because she don’t brush her teeth, while me, dumbfuck educator watches and masturbates with my unwashed penis, my penis is unwashed so it smells but stinky penises is what turns him on. the cops came and started to pee in each other mouths and drink the pee, then they lick each other toes, the toes have foot fungus, they then posted the video on many different pornsites…
Hi guys im sorry i been defending shadman in the comment section, you see, when my mother was at work the men will rape her and call her names, they stick their dirty cocks in her mouth and call my mother many names, when my mother got home from work she did called me, Dumbfuck Educator to come downstairs, i came and that when my mother beat the shit out of me she called her Ex and they beaten me senseless. i was pooping on myself from the excitement of getting beaten on, my anus was stretching as the huge piece of feces came out my butthole, my mom then proceeded to masturbate while me, Dumbfuck Educator was pooping, her Ex was throwing up in a bowl, he wanted me, Dumbfuck Educator to eat it and me, Dumbfuck Educator was more than willing to eat his throwup, this put a smile on her Ex’s face, her Ex has smelly hairy armpits, my mom loves to lick her ex stinky hairy armpits and punish the armpits with her yellow teeth, her teeth is yellow because she don’t brush her teeth, while me, dumbfuck educator watches and masturbates with my unwashed penis, my penis is unwashed so it smells but stinky penises is what turns him on. the cops came and started to pee in each other mouths and drink the pee, then they lick each other toes, the toes have foot fungus, they then posted the video on Pornhub.
Hi guys im sorry i been defending shadman in the comment section, you see, when my mother was at work the men will rape her and call her names, they stick their dirty cocks in her mouth and call my mother many names, when my mother got home from work she did called me, Dumbfuck Educator to come downstairs, i came and that when my mother beat the shit out of me she called her Ex and they beaten me senseless. my diaper was starting to get full, i was pooping on himself from the excitement of getting beaten on, my anus was stretching as the huge piece of feces came out my butthole, my mom then proceeded to masturbate while me, Dumbfuck Educator was pooping, her Ex was throwing up in a bowl, he wanted me, Dumbfuck Educator to eat it and me, Dumbfuck Educator was more than willing to eat his throwup, this put a smile on her Ex’s face, her Ex has smelly hairy armpits, my mom loves to lick her ex stinky hairy armpits and punish the armpits with her yellow teeth, her teeth is yellow because she don’t brush her teeth, while me, dumbfuck educator watches and masturbates with my unwashed penis, my penis is unwashed so it smells but stinky penises is what turns him on. the cops came and started to pee in each other mouths and drink the pee, then they lick each other toes, the toes have foot fungus, they then posted the video on Pornhub.
i forgot to mention im a grown man wearing Diapers.
Hey can you do somethin on ada-1 from destiny2 mate
More trap shit pls!!
how about no, i mean trap is cool, but i also like some girl stuff mixed in
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Stfu
If you search shadbase on google that is how you get to archives now for anyone too dumb to realize
Your to dumb to realize theres a button right next to the random button that has the name “archive”
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Lot of race shut in the comments can’t we just all fap in peace of you don’t like the site why are you here
” if you dont like it then leave ”
fucking nigger faggot go back to reddit
What happened to this site? The archive/category has been taken away and the whole bar at the top is gone, Jlull hasnt returned, The porn seems to be kind of whack in recent posts and more aimed at being funny than fappable, is there some update that he gave out that I missed?
Your computer is fucked is the only problem.
??? All links seem fine here. Your browser or ISP is probably the issue. Link to archive ../../category/archiveall/
He got rid of the collection archives.
He had a stroke and it broke part of his brain
this is what happens when you stop killing faggots they slowly ruin everything. shadbase was a good site, but Shadnigger turned shadbase into fagbase.
People who troll have no lives.
I need one of these
NuT
How is captain x Ray goggles going to see through his eotech Holo sight when Texas fucking front iron sight is directly in the way. He won’t be able to see shit when he is shooting!
I assume that they are co-witnessing, meaning that they are zeroed to each other. People will do this in case of an EMP that disables the holographic projection.
Ok think this through… the enemy is is sighted by the heat signature. he points at them using his gun. When the signature is blocked by the iron sights is when he should fire. Make sense?
Nutt
Some black guy with a large dick to fuck me? :D
i don’t fuck niggers. i dont want AIDS thank you very much
i’m pretty sure you don’t fuck anyone you sad sack of shit
but i do. i had sex with so many women its gets boring, women are my bitches i treat them like dogs, only good bitches gets rewarded to have me for sex, like your mother.
You aren’t even a white American. I can tell from how you type. Go back where you came from
here’s a clue… inflatable sex dolls are not “women”
I’m gay
Same
Badass but should have german guns stg44 mp40 mg42 lots to pick
Those aren’t nazis
Shadbase feels like its dieing
It is
Didn’t know you bunch were analysts
No, that’s just the smell of your mother’s breath after all that ass-to-mouth she did with the Mexican gardening crew. Just get Mommy some breath mints like a good son.
He said feels, not smells. Lol.
You’re such a whiny lil fuck. Get a life spammer
dumbfuck educator suffered from abuse i know cause i lived with him before, you see, when his mother was at work the men will rape her and call her, they stick their dirty cocks in her mouth and call your mother many names, when his mother got home from work she did called Dumbfuck Educator to come downstairs, Dumbfuck Educator came and that when his mother beat the shit out of him she called her Ex and they beaten him senseless. Dumbfuck Educator diaper was starting to get full, he was pooping on himself from the excitement of getting beaten on, his anus was stretching as the huge piece of feces came out his butthole, his mom then proceeded to masturbate while Dumbfuck Educator was pooping, her Ex was throwing up in a bowl, he wanted Dumbfuck Educator to eat it and Dumbfuck Educator was more than willing to eat his throwup, the cops came but they only recorded it and posted it on Pornhub for millions to see today.
and his Ex has smelly hairy armpits, dumbfuck educator mom loves to lick her ex stinky hairy armpits and punish the armpits while dumbfuck educator masturbates with his unwashed penis, his penis is unwashed so it smells but stinky penises is what turns him on. the cops came and started to pee in each other mouths and lick each other toes, the toes have foot fungus
Someone needs to put you unconsious, gag you, restrain you, scalp your forehead, then hang you just above a fire. Not even the actual fire but just above the blue part of the flame so you can boil alive
i forgot to mention he’s a grown man wearing diapers
I’ll help
Sooooo, that new Cats trailer needs some defiling. It’s already unholy, but they didn’t go far enough, imo.
All of the cringe
Can you please make some of la casa de papel
monkey language
Aryans are the Master Race
The rest of you are subhumans here for servitude to us
Learn your place
Your time is limited
I used to be a neo nazi, till I learned how fucking dumb that was when I did actual research. In fact its not even race we should be worried about its genders. Like for example in America feminists are wanting to push for “equality” (by that i mean better privilege for women). In isreal it is literally impossible to convict a woman for a felony of rape (even though they make up a good amount of rapists) even if it is unconsented or young boys. If you wanna use your hatred for something dont use it on the other ethnic groups use it on the task at hand like these fucking feminazis
Incel alert!
What!? How? This is an actual problem.
Honestly, I have a **theory** (a guess). All life started in africa and we evolved from primates to humans. And the melanin was so high in our bodies that we were all once black(cause the climate). We then moved to Asia and some Asians moved to the Americas (via tge bering straight) and ginally we moved to Europe. Now white people and asians were in kinda mild climates whites more cold than them mostly (which caused their melanin level to drop). Now that we live in air conditioning and mostly live in colder climates (our houses) black people will eventually turn white.
This doesn’t not mean to support rascism. I will not condone you for your rascism, but i can’t stop you, plus not my place to judge you but tell you anon that is a terrible idea which can and will hurt your life ( in one way or another)
*but I will tell you anon
But the climate is getting hotter and hotter due to pollution so we prolly will be black people or dead in the end
Your not wrong…. but then again some of us spend a lot of tine indoors
+Anti-antifa get the Aryan dicks out your mouth, and get those Niggers dicks out your mouth too.
Is that all your insults are is about dicks? Shut. I don’t see you disproving the theory. Hell, I don’t think you have the brain power to do so.
HAKAI
Keep dreaming, loser.
Shad, please. We need some Apex Wattson porn. That babes booty is the best thing that game has been blessed with. I lose rounds running behind wattson staring at that fat ass.
Kik me @ sissyholeforuse if u want to make fun of my little cock
Dude. Weird.
Me and the bois about to get some clout
Justice?
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Alright then, unhappy birthday
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Because of all the trolls complaining about gays, here’s something to really bitch about!
From SISSY BRIDE amazon.com/dp/B00JWYNIZ4
—–
Nine months later I sat in Jack Valance’s dining room with my mother and father. I couldn’t put out of my mind that humiliating ordeal out in the field, that moment of wicked weakness. I’d almost willingly done that perverted thing with our new landlord! For several weeks after I feared he would return to the field and complete my degradation but he never did. While most of me was relieved, some part of me had been disappointed. Was I not good enough for him?
“I suppose you have heard King Ruperd’s decree?” Jack asked.
“Aye,” my father replied. “Taxes. A double tax on all sharecroppers to be collected by landlords.”
“Exactly. I will take no pleasure, I verily say. It all goes to the king to help fight off the pirates who have preyed on his ships.”
“I don’t know what we can do. The doubling will leave us not much profit. But what else can we do? We can’t afford to leave our native Rupland.” He bowed his head. “I supposed we must work for the king then.” My father glanced at me. “So why did you summon us here, sir? And with our boy?”
“Haven’t you heard of the exception to the rules? Relatives and in-laws need not pay the new tax.”
“Aye,” my dad said. “But what—”
“If one of your children were to marry me your taxes will not change. You’d keep your profits.”
“I see what you’re getting at… but why is Carl here instead of our girl, Michelle?”
“Perhaps you’ve noticed what fine and delicate, even feminine, features that he has? Without much work he could look like a beautiful wife. And since your farm is so isolated nobody knows what your son and daughter look like. True, Michelle will have to dress like a boy if she ever goes out of your house—that’s the only way the deception will work—but this way everybody gets what they want.”
My dad looked at Jack with horrified wonder. “And you want Carl… for a wife?”
“I lived ten years in Gaialand. You must have heard of what goes on there, have you not?”
My father and mother both made the sign of the Sacred Eye, something the devout do to ward off evil. My parents religion never sunk in with me, but seeing the gesture made it clear what they thought of it as: sin with a capital “S.”
“Such wickedness!” my father gasped.
“You needn’t be impertinent,” Jack snapped, suddenly cold. “I offer you a favor, a chance to keep your farm. I could do very well evicting you and then hiring farmhands to make a handsome profit for myself off my own land. Now if that is your answer, couched in such an impolite accusation, I advise you to return home and pack it all up.” He glared at my father, who lowered his eyes in defeat.
After a long moment, Father spoke up. “The decision must be the boy’s. He is over eighteen and old enough to make such choices.” He turned to me. “Your mother and I shant blame you if you feel you cannot do this.” Then he said in a low voice, “However I think you and I both know you can.”
Never had I been so conflicted, torn in several directions. Though most of me was scared and even repulsed at the thought of being this man’s sexual partner for years, a naughty, deep tingle in my loins led me to wonder if it would be so bad. Even more thrilling was the idea of living as a girl. But to be this strange man’s wife, his virtual sex slave… only the thought of my family losing their farm kept me from running away right there.
“I… I will do it,” I whispered.
“Splendid!” Jack crowed. He jumped to his feet. “This calls for a drink!”
Lol, you think stealing a comment as your sock puppet would make you smart? Not
Sock puppet. Very original. Slow clap for you. That must have taken all one of your Bahrain cells to think of. Bravo
Barharian is not a word
Probably is the same scammer angry that some people are fooling his plans
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Oh you have no idea how little room is in a hmmwv
Larawithhorse
I miss that video
please do billie eilish
YES PLEASE
YESSSS
Quit replying to yourself. No one sense even knows who the fuck that is.
I bet you’re the same guy as the other 3
You are paranoid aren’t you. Lol
we need more modern warfare art from you
Shad please, we need wattson from apex. WE NEED HER THICCNESS ON THIS SITE SHAD!!! PLESE XD
now we are getting somewhere!
the two sitting against the vehicle are probably big gay for each other
Old man so old he wear diaper. Old man so old he shit in diaper. old man stinky. Stink old man
Wtf
You’re fucking weird
I have no understanding of how Shäd, “Sucks” at his drawings. These last few (well more than few) comics/images have been the unserious ones (where they are meant to be (mostly) funny). If Shäd wants to make a serious comic, or a pinup, he’ll put effort (more than these past few comics) into it.
Shäd used this style of drawing a few years back and made awesome images after.
Forgot to put my name and gravitar, fuck!
As if anyone gives a fuck lmao.
I hope you’re right
Cats the new musical movie for your next piece please Shad
Cringe
Cringy furfag
Yo I ain’t a boy I swear I’m tryna give head to people in London though don’t worry I’m a girl
Ain’t a bot*
Scammer whore
shut it faggot nigger
:(
Fuck off. You’re on a porn site you stupid fuck. You know what, I hope you’re actually a real slit trying to bang random guys on a porn site. Maybe when you get raped and beaten you’ll figure out that you’re a stupid fuck. Think about that. Or, you know, don’t. I don’t give a fuck.
shut it faggot. it the faggots like u i beat everyday, fucking fagget kill yourself. u dont like girls cause u a mega faggot, like ur faggot father, and ur nigger mother, that makes u a mega faggot nigger.
+Anonymous
hey fag boy u still there, your retarded nigger mother is sucking on me cock so hard
You’re kinda mean just a lil bit though I never hurt you
Still true. Think with your brain, not your genitalia. Or do. It likely won’t go well for you though.
But I wanna give head to a stranger there’s nothing wrong with that
RIP dumb fuck troll
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Shut the fuck up you stupid piece of shit
Area 51 memes were artificially popularized to draw public attention away from Pizzagate and all of the Rich Faggots that like to diddle little boys imported from third world hell holes.
Lol, I don’t know what’s funnier.
That you still believe in pizzagate or that you come say this shit on Shadbase, of all places
The pizzagate. That’s the funnier aspect.
So many comments… I would have to spend over an hour to read them all
You should play dark deception on stream
Remember when shad said that jlullaby would post once or twuce a month? Pepperridge farm remembers.
Yeah, what happened with jlullaby?
Im pretty sure he stopped making porn after tumblr made a no porn rule.
That’s not how thermal works. thermal cant see through glass or metal.
don’t confront porn with logic
agreee
Confronting porn with logic is illogical.
Go back to making straight comics please luv you shad
Agreed
No
I wish he’d draw more futa stuff. Also, people that come here to beg for shad to make more straight stuff are complete faggots themselves. Don’t even try and deny your balls tickle at the thought of a giant nigger tearing apart your ass while you trickle precum from your micropenis. You gay fuckers are so predictably sad and hopeless.
Projeeeeeeectiiiiiing
Where is the shop
Terrible shoddy work
Damn.. I’d love to be a great artist like you Shäd, but I don’t have a computer for coloring (better), lighting (some), etc. All I got are is a sketchbook, pencils (colored too), and imagination.
i love the name
Dont sell yourself short… start small, then work big.
Not to throw Shade… at Shad
But if you look back, at his earliest work.
There is a HUUUUUUGE differents
Pm me Kik:thebbccream10
Thank you shad for making a good comic. Please keep up the good work.
Now I aint been in the business very long *puffs cigar* but that’s pretty gay.
Fuck!, females make me jealous most of the time.
Why?
gosh i need to found your profile picture man, i cant remember where i see it
haha i know where his profile picture is from, but guess what, i won’t tell you haha
Oh, you meant this one? ../../workout-thot/comment-page-1/
Mmm
I can only imagine wher that image may be?🤔
Just search Workout Thot Shadbase and you’ll find it
Like all skills all you really need motivation and time
Hmm?
Can you make Moriah Mills as a cartoon PLEASE!!!
Thank You :)
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT YOU FUCKING ANON FUCK
Finally a sequel! Please make more in this series!
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-repeat
Jeebus, King Monkey Mon & Dumb Fuck Educator probably make at least 50% of the revenue Shad pulls on here. I wonder if they work for him or something? I don’t get why they’re all over these comments on every post lately. Some lonely, weird people out there I guess
King Monkey Mon. He at least conveys a sarcastically narcissistic attitude. Dumb Fuck Educator likely has aspergers.
They’re both morons wasting their time spamming the comments of a porn site.
Doug really must have an amazing view from that glass house that channel awesome is situated….
Shad I’ll lick your gooch if you draw more Futa
When did shadbase stop being shadbase?
Few years ago
When half the users showed their true colors
Whatever that means
You must be very dense to fail to understand that statement.
Said they didn’t like loli and murder? That’s my guess. Clarify for me though.
Started to show their extremely selfish side. Lol, don’t like loli a murder? That’s the moralfags and SJWs that came years later
Troll kid: add fag to the end of any word! Perfect.
Here’s a few more: niggerfag necrofag pedofag anonfag fagfag
Such original. Much smart. Trophies for you 🏆
Being sarcastic or condescending doesn’t make you any better
You live here don’t you
Apparently, you do too just by the fact you took your sweet time to visit and comment lmfao
Years ago, because both sites started to become the same thing
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Lol limks, but yeah, no, don’t click. Don’t do it. Do it.
Because of all the trolls complaining about gays, here’s something to really bitch about!
From SISSY BRIDE amazon.com/dp/B00JWYNIZ4
—–
Nine months later I sat in Jack Valance’s dining room with my mother and father. I couldn’t put out of my mind that humiliating ordeal out in the field, that moment of wicked weakness. I’d almost willingly done that perverted thing with our new landlord! For several weeks after I feared he would return to the field and complete my degradation but he never did. While most of me was relieved, some part of me had been disappointed. Was I not good enough for him?
“I suppose you have heard King Ruperd’s decree?” Jack asked.
“Aye,” my father replied. “Taxes. A double tax on all sharecroppers to be collected by landlords.”
“Exactly. I will take no pleasure, I verily say. It all goes to the king to help fight off the pirates who have preyed on his ships.”
“I don’t know what we can do. The doubling will leave us not much profit. But what else can we do? We can’t afford to leave our native Rupland.” He bowed his head. “I supposed we must work for the king then.” My father glanced at me. “So why did you summon us here, sir? And with our boy?”
“Haven’t you heard of the exception to the rules? Relatives and in-laws need not pay the new tax.”
“Aye,” my dad said. “But what—”
“If one of your children were to marry me your taxes will not change. You’d keep your profits.”
“I see what you’re getting at… but why is Carl here instead of our girl, Michelle?”
“Perhaps you’ve noticed what fine and delicate, even feminine, features that he has? Without much work he could look like a beautiful wife. And since your farm is so isolated nobody knows what your son and daughter look like. True, Michelle will have to dress like a boy if she ever goes out of your house—that’s the only way the deception will work—but this way everybody gets what they want.”
My dad looked at Jack with horrified wonder. “And you want Carl… for a wife?”
“I lived ten years in Gaialand. You must have heard of what goes on there, have you not?”
My father and mother both made the sign of the Sacred Eye, something the devout do to ward off evil. My parents religion never sunk in with me, but seeing the gesture made it clear what they thought of it as: sin with a capital “S.”
“Such wickedness!” my father gasped.
“You needn’t be impertinent,” Jack snapped, suddenly cold. “I offer you a favor, a chance to keep your farm. I could do very well evicting you and then hiring farmhands to make a handsome profit for myself off my own land. Now if that is your answer, couched in such an impolite accusation, I advise you to return home and pack it all up.” He glared at my father, who lowered his eyes in defeat.
After a long moment, Father spoke up. “The decision must be the boy’s. He is over eighteen and old enough to make such choices.” He turned to me. “Your mother and I shant blame you if you feel you cannot do this.” Then he said in a low voice, “However I think you and I both know you can.”
Never had I been so conflicted, torn in several directions. Though most of me was scared and even repulsed at the thought of being this man’s sexual partner for years, a naughty, deep tingle in my loins led me to wonder if it would be so bad. Even more thrilling was the idea of living as a girl. But to be this strange man’s wife, his virtual sex slave… only the thought of my family losing their farm kept me from running away right there.
“I… I will do it,” I whispered.
“Splendid!” Jack crowed. He jumped to his feet. “This calls for a drink!”
A minute later all four of us held large tumblers filled with strong alcohol. My parents took token sips but I hit mine pretty hard to numb the shock of what had just transpired—my family had just sold me to a sexual deviant so they could keep the farm. What was worst of all was that even though my mother looked sad, my father looked almost relieved. It was as if he somehow knew part of me was never cut out to be his son.
Soon I was starting to feel loose and happy from the strong drink. Five minutes later Jack told my parents to go back home to make preparations for the wedding. I would need a suitable wedding dress and women’s underwear. I would also need formal high heel shoes. My mother was also to arrange for me to have several dresses to wear around his home as I did my wifely duties.
“Very well,” my father said, seizing my mother by the hand and fairly dragging her out.
Jack walked to the door and shut it, then turned to regard me with a huge, warm smile. “Do not fear, Carla,” he said. “This will be far more agreeable than you can imagine.”
“Carl,” I said automatically in a tiny voice.
“Not any longer,” he said. “Once the wedding is done tomorrow, all of us are risking discovery by the king. I do not know what the penalty for a sham marriage is but I don’t think it would go well for you, me or your family. Especially you and me. So you shall be Carla from now on. Do you understand, my darling Carla?”
That pleasurable rush again, and not only from his words. That strong, possessive, adoring look in his eyes made me flush with a longing I’d never known. He was looking at me like I was a girl and some part of me was responding like a girl. It was the most sublime moment of my life. I looked back at him with helpless need and submission, and his smile grew wider.
“Yes… Jack.”
“Come with me my pretty fiancée,” he said. “You have much to learn in such a short time.”
One minute later we sat on his soft roomy mattress. I took off my rough muslin trousers, leaving me wearing only thin cotton underpants and a billowy cotton shirt with a plunging neckline. He sat very close to me. My dick was already plumping up from knowing what we were going to do.
He took my face in his strong surprisingly tender hands and lowered his lips to mine. I recalled that first savage, lustful kiss in my parent’s field. I had briefly sensed how soft his lips were, and then I had melted under the passion of the kiss and the thrill of his tongue in my mouth. Now again I could feel the sweetness of his lips, but instead of immediately raping my mouth he met my lips with soft, lingering kisses meant to seduce a nervous virgin.
All of the strength began to leave my body and I felt myself starting to slump into him. Jack held me in his arms but continued teasing me with virgin kisses until I began to whimper with frustration. I opened my mouth to signal him I wanted him to tongue-rape me again but he maintained his slow pace. I whimpered louder but he kept his pace. Finally I pushed my tongue against his lips, making him pull back with a satisfied smile.
Then I hated him again. I hated him for making me so desire him and for causing this unnatural attraction in me. I was confused and helpless in my predicament. It wasn’t my fault I was stuck here, forced to be a sissy—a sissy bride—to this wicked man.
He smiled sadly and slowly shook his head. “Defiance. Where’s that going to get you? We’re all making the best of a bad situation. You’re doing a good thing for your family, and the sooner that you learn to accept it the sooner you’ll be able to enjoy it.”
“Never!” I hissed. “I’ll never enjoy being a pervert like you!”
The smile left his face. He shoved me onto the floor. He looked at me with annoyance that soon turned back into amusement. He pointed to the floor right in front of him as he sat on the edge of the bed. After a long rebellious stare I took my knees.
“It’s only because of two things I don’t thrash you but good. First is your youth and inexperience. You know so little. The second is your fear. You fear what you don’t know, what you can’t explain. You fear that something you’ve been told all your life was bad and wrong and… perverted.”
“What can’t I explain?” I demanded. “What something?”
“You can’t explain to yourself why you kissed me like you just did. Or why some part of you is dying to do whatever I ask of you.”
“Y-you’re wrong!” I whined, shaking with feelings I could barely identify.
“Am I?” he asked with a gentle smile. “You think I can’t see what you are?”
He tugged the waistband of his trousers halfway down his thighs freeing up his long, thick cock. My breath caught in my throat. It wasn’t like I’d never seen a phallus that wasn’t my own. But this wasn’t like a farmhand whipping out his dick to take a piss in the field. It was only a foot from my face and it was getting hard. The helmet-shaped head was turning purple with blood. A clear, sticky drop of precum was oozing out.
“Ohhh,” I moaned, half in despair and half in desire.
“Kiss it,” he encouraged, “See how soft and warm it is. Feel how alive it is beneath your lips.”
The thought made me dizzy. “I… I can’t,” I almost sobbed, torn by conflicting emotions.
“Then take it in your hand at least. You want to know what it feels like, don’t you?”
Before I could object or talk myself out of it my hand reached out and encircled the hot, throbbing meat of the androgynously handsome thirty-three year old man who was about to be my husband. He smiled at me with a dangerously sexy grin, his white teeth framed in plump cupid’s bow lips I had just been kissing. He groaned softly as I tentatively stroked his pulsing tool.
“Oh, Jack!” I moaned helplessly.
Without thinking I leaned forward and plunged his dick into my mouth. If his cockhead was soft to my hand it was even more tender to my mouth. I allowed the plump crown of blood-gorged flesh to sit in my mouth as I explored every curve with my tongue. It thrilled me to feel it pulsing in my mouth, so alive and exciting. I felt something warm and viscous drip out of it, slightly sweet and a bit salty. I was sucking a cock!
“Oh, baby, Carla!” he groaned. “You’re such a good girl! Suck your man’s dick!” He lovingly caressed my face with his gentle hand.
Whatever defiance or doubts I had were erased by the tone of his voice that was so full of lust and desire. The affection with which he held my cheek was what I had always imagined a lover would do to me. It never occurred to me that as a guy no girl would ever touch my face quite like Jack was. Then, until right now, I would have never believed I’d ever want to suck anyone’s dick.
With my cries of abandon muffled by his turgid meat I began bobbing up and down his dick, taking him so far in I started to gag and then pulled back. For several minutes I sucked his dick like a fiend, like it was what I was born to do, sucking him off like I imagined the city whores did for young men who had neither wife nor girl.
“Oh darling, I’m going to cum!” he grunted. “Do you want to taste your man’s seed?” He pulled out and started jacking off.
“Yes oh please, yes!” I gasped, delirious with lust. “Give it to me, Jack!”
“Then open wide!”
Holding his smoldering gaze with my shining eyes I parted my lips inches from the cockhead he furiously stroked. His breath came in gasps while a low guttural moan built in his throat. Suddenly he grunted loudly and fat, hot spurts of thick, sticky jizz splattered onto my lips and my tongue. Keeping my mouth open so he could see, I swirled it around my mouth and swallowed it just in time to take another large glut while Jack groaned deeply.
He squeezed the rest of the semen out of his softening member onto my lips before he flopped back onto his mattress and bade me to join him. Without being told to I naturally tucked my head onto his shoulder and allowed him to hold me close. It felt so good, so natural…
“You can’t change who you are, Carla. If you stayed a boy and married a girl, it wouldn’t last. You’d become a sissy or a boy-girl eventually. Be happy who you are. You’re a beautiful, sexy girl who has a loving man who wants to take care of you for the rest of your life.”
“But…” I couldn’t say anything more. I felt dizzy with an odd satisfaction from hearing those words. I was loved and desired—a beautiful and sexy girl.
Maybe he’s right. But I can’t be! I can’t be a Carla!
“Don’t worry about it, darling. Now we must go back to your kissing lessons and your other girl lessons. We must look natural together whenever we are in public, so nobody ever suspects. If the king finds out certainly you will end up on a ship somewhere, a cabin boy or worse – a crew slut.”
“And you?”
“At the very least the king would take my land. Then he’d probably have me killed.”
A shudder of fear—more for Jack than me—rippled my body. That’s when I realized I didn’t really hate him for how he made me feel. At least not at that moment.
“Tell me what to do,” I said.
READ FROM THE START: amazon.com/dp/B00JWYNIZ4
I was right. you got all your spare accounts here just for me! if you can spam the comments… then i can to, its only fair. fucking faggot just wait, my spam of comments is coming up boy!
My god you’re an annoying twat. Don’t you have ANYTHING better to do?
not gonna lie but was pretty hot to read
I cummed ngl
If there were a physical copy to buy I would lol
This is a paperback version: amazon.com/gp/product/1520400780
Here’s some more of SISSY BRIDE from later on in the book…
They marched us naked through the streets all the way to the castle. To grow the spectacle they made us freshen up our makeup and put on sexy shoes to further shame us. Hundreds of gaping peasants stood by the side of the three miles of stone and dirt roads that led from Jack’s—our—estate to the castle. They all stared and many of them laughed or cursed or spat. They made the sign of the Sacred Eye, as if we were evil. Mostly they yelled names.
I tried to tell myself that what anyone else thought of Carla and me shouldn’t matter, that we were gorgeous and sexy and far more evolved than they were. It helped a lot that I had lived for so long in Gaialand but I worried about Carla. She was so much younger than I and so impressionable.
“Pay no attention to these sad little people,” I told her. “They do not know the real you.”
“I do not know them any way. Michelle and I always kept to the farm save when we were children. Their curses mean nothing. Only your love matters. Our love.”
“Be silent you two,” the chief guard snapped. “Lest we take you into the trees and find something more useful for your mouths.”
After a forty-five minute march our sweaty nude bodies were covered with dust and brown rivulets where our perspiration mixed with the dirt. We were herded into the king’s main audience chamber where it seemed as if every noble man and woman of influence were lined up to see the strange groom and stranger bride brought to the royal dais.
Our high heels clacked loudly on the stone floor of the king’s chamber. The ceiling was fifty feet tall, a vast cavern lit by huge windows and brightly burning lanterns. Ten-foot wide circular fountains were set in the corners on either side of the throne platform. Some device made water bubble out of a stone spout in the center, creating a soothing liquid sound
The guards led Carla and I up to the platform We started to kneel on the smooth rock surface at the foot of the carpeted dais.
“Wait!” thundered the king. “Let us all look at you.”
Carla and I stood before the throne, naked save our sexy shoes, and with our faces painted like prostitutes. I dared not look directly at King Ruperd, whose presence was intimidating enough as it was. He stood at seven feet tall, three hundred pounds of solid muscle with a craggy face and thick, close-cropped blonde hair over piercing blue eyes. He looked like a living stone sculpture of a god.
“Look at me,” he growled.
His eyes contained interest and amusement as he looked us up and down. He made a slow circle with his finger for us to turn around, ordering us to stop when we were turned away from him. Now I was able to get a second look at the court. Many of them were other landlords such as I. There were other nobles and rich merchants. There were also those clearly present for the amusement of the rich. For instance, there were a dozen other boy-girls there, many clad in revealing lingerie and dresses. All of the spectators regarded us with everything from amusement to lust.
“I can barely make these two out for all the dirt on their bodies,” grumbled King Ruperd. “Fetch some pails and rinse them down.”
Wooden buckets seemed to appear out of nowhere and guards filled them from one of the fountains. The cool dash of water felt wonderful on my flushed skin. In the corner of my eye, I saw my lovely sissy bride was now just as clean. An appreciative murmur coursed the whole room. The king ordered us to face him again.
“Valance, I see Gaialand left its imprint on you. I must admit you don’t look half bad. However, your consort here is quite stunning. If not for the cock I see there between… her legs, I’d guess she was naturally female… You look surprised. Explain.”
“Well… I am surprised, Your Majesty. Not many in Rupland are as charitable toward our like.”
“We’re not so provincial here in this court as the rabble outside. I doubt there is one of us here who cares in the least if you lie with each other or even with the beasts of the field—as a matter of fact, I imagine some of us might even be amused by that sort of thing—because we do not judge morals by such a puritanical meter… BUT!” he suddenly thundered. All kindness left his face. “Deceiving the crown with a sissy bride makes my court look FOOLISH!”
I couldn’t help flinching back.
He quickly got his anger in check. “No ruler can afford to look foolish. It’s even worse than being soft or appearing immoral. So now steps must be taken.”
“S-sire?” I whimpered, truly afraid now.
“Lest my ire influence me to be excessively harsh, I must delay my decision until I am more calm.” He addressed the crowd. “What shall I do with these two?”
Fifty different voices piled over each other yelling out suggestions.
“Enough!” snapped the king. He pointed at Lord Wexley, who was leering at the two of us. “You!”
“If it pleases His Majesty, I think the two of them ought to put on a spectacle for the entire court.” He pointed at the nearest fountain. “Right in there. Fuck each other silly for His Majesty’s amusement and the whole court’s. Perhaps afterward they might be made to… please anyone who desires.”
King Ruperd roared with laughter. “So predictable, Wexler! And that is why I chose you. Perhaps seeing them stripped of all dignity and forced to serve might improve my humor. Guards!”
Carla and I were dumped into the fountain while the entire court gathered around it, leaving a wide clearing so the king could see. Carla and I stood under the splash of water raining down and sluicing down our bodies. My lover’s nipples were getting hard and her cock was getting interested as well.
“Well that settles it, Valance!” chortled Wexler. “On your knees and suck your wife’s dick!”
I paused, embarrassed all of a sudden. Why? Then I realized that we were being made sport of and ordered to perform like a pair of animals. However, the instant the king cleared his throat I dropped to my knees in the two feet of churning, splashing water. My beloved’s dick was already plumping up.
“Suck it! Suck it!” the crowd chanted.
I closed my mouth around her boner, which got rock hard in my mouth. As I felt her dick pulse between my lips I felt my own tool become fully erect, poking out of the surface like a water snake. With that gorgeous she-cock squirming against my tongue, I forget my embarrassment and started sucking on her with the same kind of passion we had in bed. I plunged her dick all the way into my throat, making her gasp. I smiled to myself as an excited murmur spread through the crowd.
He’s wearing NODs… in the daylight… and it’s even edgier with the “Nazi” arm band… cmon dude, weren’t you in the military?
“cmon dude, weren’t you in the military?”
I’d bet $1000 that when you’re legally able to enlist (five years from now), the military rejects you as being to stupid or crazy or both to be in possession of any weapons more dangerous than a peashooter.
How does Shad’s short cock taste?
tastes better than my fathers and mother’s shemale cock
Wait, what? Did you just say you suck your parents dicks? Wtf
And that his dad was a shemale
And also forgot his gravitar.
“to stupid” r/iamverysmart
You WOULD bet $1000. If you were an adult with a job and didn’t still live with your parents. Or foster-parents. Probably the second one,
Ouch. That’s cold.
You and KMM are exactly the same.
those are thermal m8
Yo shadman we need some Gerudo link action!
Bruh, why does he have his bayonet attached?
I miss JLullaby
Agreed (I wasn’t one to bitch about their art)
Fuck JL
Me too
I wanna be from Shad Army :D
Can you draw something from Epstein’s sex island?
Fuck no
Kik:weirdstoner text me
She’s hiding Anne frank in there!
this is trash 1/10
Cry more
Swallow that load ya just sucked outa’ Shads cock before you speak, kid.
I fear your education was so bad they only taught you to say swallow load, dick sucker. That or maybe you love the act, hence you mention it whenever possible
Well I’m a girl, sooo. Always have gay on the mind?
Never said whether you were a boy or a girl. Whatever the case, you are pretty obsessed of those terms.
Look at you. So witty
As if being sarcastic makes you better, dick sucker obsessed girl
K anon chode-sucking cuck mad girls find you revolting. Dumb fucking nigger
You seem like you’re having a stroke
Damnit Shad you have A LOT of talent but lack imagination.You really should consider fan feedback and start drawing interesting ideas again,or at least get some other good artists some exposure here.It’s not to late.2020 can be your rebound.Sorry to say this post is trash 5.5/10
says the asshole who can’t even draw a straight line
Bitch stfu
You don’t know
And Shad DOES suck now
Then GO AWAY, crybaby bitch. Only a moron stays where he doesn’t like it.
Keep crying. Your tears fuel me.
Pretty sure I saw u at SDCC Shad. Keep up the good work.
You should do a story line for once and see how that goes
Yes this is the kind of shit I look forward to from you
Ughh. You’re never going to draw as good as you did a few years ago are you..
totaly true
Lol, cry more
Lol, suck Shads dick some more, go ahead, slobber aaaaaall over that knob
Since you’re so eager saying that many times (judging by the same IP address as your other comments), I’ll pass the opportunity, thank you. Fly to California, ask for Shad around, and go suck his dick. Ask tsundere halfway, like you do here. But you know, I’m certain many men would like to get sucked, so ask around your area if you wanna be cheap
Oh? What state do they live in? Don’t be so fucking creepy dude. Stalker up I. Here
So you have more vocabulary besides cock sucking. Not much, but it’s a start
The only way for you to have access to the IP of an anonymous user on an obscure porn site would be to gain access to the hosting server, which is A)super illegal B) a weird thing to do for a porn site (go rob a bank or something if you’re so smart) C) an obvious lie
Cyber Sec analyst bitch. You have no clue how hacking into shit works.
What if he asked Shad? He can access that info anyway. Besides, it’s kind of evident without having that info when a person is using a sock puppet (like you probably did, just 6 minutes after you posting as the Anonymous above you). Not to mention, nice way to ignore the original subject.
Lol. Like Shad needs another lawsuit. Also, no, since he doesn’t personally handle server maintenance.
Lawsuit? The hell you’re smoking? Also, he has access to that info, moron. There has been some times where Shad himself has pointed who where the sock puppets
Let’s see, Roblox, that chick from Logan. Dumb fuck.
^Those weren’t even lawsuits. Not to mention, is hard to take you seriously when your user name and almost half your comment is filled with angry insults.
r/iamabadass
You shouldn’t have comments, they’re a cancer
Agreed, comment sections filled with assholes now.
Welcome to the internet,faggot.Enjoy your stay.
That’s an astute observation, you retarded nigger
Just kill yourself.
You know you want to.
Do it.
Fucking kill yourself.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Jump.
Cut wrists.
Noose.
Train.
Light socket.
Kill yourself.
Kill yourself.
Kill yourself.
Kill yourself.
Kill yourself.
Kill yourself.
Burn yourself.
Drown yourself.
Bash yourself in the head.
I don’t care how you do it
Do it now.
You.
Are.
Worthless.
You are unloved.
You are unwanted.
You are needless.
You do not belong amongst the living.
I hope you kill yourself.
You are not even worthy of being called human.
No one will remember you.
No one will miss you.
No one will notice.
^@King Monkey Mon the worthless
fuck outta here, anyone who’s reading this should ignore the cunt and have a nice cum UwU
ThanK UwU
Shut up before I tell my mom
Id miss him, you dumb cunt, get your Christian ass outta here
After you :)
Ladies first
I foresee something.. interesting, happening to this website soon.
Shad:
Clean up your comments section before your visited by police
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Hey Shad, what happens when people start reporting comments on your website for threatening people’s lives? As the owner, moderating people falls to you. Even if YOU don’t take it seriously, law enforcement will.
you watch too much TV
FUCK HERE dategirls forx.com (without space)
Your countries time is limited
FUCK YOU
Nice to see Shads groupies sucking his cock even when he pumps out shit;
Now queue replies from ‘Dumbfuckeducator’ and a few more cocksuckers.
STOP COMING HERE if you hate it so much.
stupid asshole
Never
dumbfuck educator i know where you live… i see your location on google maps… you have a nice house, is it your mother’s house? im gonna pay u a visit this week, you’ll never see me coming, let see how tough u are face to face… faggot nigger
Nice attempt at scaring someone. What’s their real name?
You need help
dumbfuck educator start sucking as many niggers dicks u can…. cause im about to end your life. your house is on my computer screen! its over.
No one fears you child
Even if you shot up your school
You will not be remembered
^when your desperate and lonely.
Mathew? 7th grade? BRO! You’ve changed man.
NOBODY is afraid of you. Nobody even notices you, not even your parents. That’s why you’re acting out.
I’m actually (a little bit) sorry for you.
Imagine feeling sorry for someone when you lurk on a porn site just to argue. That would be funny shit if it weren’t so pathetic!
Lol
Dumbfuck Niggerfaggot oh sorry… got his name wrong… i mean Dumbfuck Educator, anywho, dumbfuck educator have many accounts, Christeeny, The Cheat is all his accounts so u guys know this nigger faggot isnt different people
fucking retarded nigger lover king of the faggots redneck cracker fuckface potcracker, fuck u bitch!
Your comments are irrelevant and matter to no one
pretty desperate for attention aren’t you?
things really that bad at home?
EX FUCKING CUSE ME?You are all levels of retarded aren’t you?
Just the second lowest level… one above Basket case
King Monkey Mon’s and The Cheat’s comments are the only reason as to why I keep coming back to this shit website. Also love how “dumbfuck educator” actually thinks that his comments are intellectual, when in reality he’s one of the most retarded people on here.
You are all retarded.
Never did i think to see the n word and cracker same comment
Bringing these girls back to the front lines I see.
hm.. very interesting, another mystery solved.
lol, love shad’s humor
Like!
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Now i kinda want to click lmao
yeah cause u a black person with low IQ: Chicago, detroit, camdem.
or a gay faggot
What’s wrong with you
Someone report this psycho to the FBI already
The FBI doesn’t investigate troubled 15 year old trolls.
He’s not 15, he’s 12. also, Camdem? its CAMDEN you fucking cuck-ass
I just love morons who claim someone else has a low IQ but goes on to make such an obvious spelling mistake — “camdem”? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The syphilis his Daddy gave him rotted his peabrain.
dumbfuck educator you are such a fucking hypocrite. In an earlier comment you typed “the military rejects you as being to stupid or crazy.” Yeah, “to stupid” is definitely not an obvious spelling mistake, huh? You’re so full of shit and such a bad troll that it’s almost funny.
My god. Terrible.
no offense, i miss old shad. I know he doesn’t care about what i think, but i loved his controversial loli art. He was one of the few artist i discovered when i started drawing 2 years ago. I Fell in love, but now he just does meme type art. And if he does controversial art, it’s usually youtubers, politics, other news shit. But i assume you feel the same way?
I personally HATE loli. I won’t bother screaming ‘pedo’ because, well, my opinion doesn’t matter, but I agree with the rest. I don’t know what’s happened to him.
#Bringbackfuckinglolicon
#KILLALLTHECLOSETPEDOS
Do it. See you in prison
#WorthIt#OurHero#ToSlayAPredator
So you gonna help?
Ain’t no internet in prison bitch. So either you’re claiming to be imprisoned, or planning to be in the future, either way, good to hear! Hope you’re enjoying prison! :)
You weirdly talk a lot about killing and killing like it wasn’t a big deal. All words for nothing, maybe because in real life you’re basically powerless, as all of us here. You’re basically wanting to kill a bunch of persons that you don’t even know personally because you claim they like stuff you don’t, even without concrete evidence of they actually liking that stuff and/or doing something actually illegal (and worse, basing yourself only of ddrawings). So instead of using all that sass and lynch-filled language, plus obviously using sock puppets as a desperate attempt to find some inexsistent support to your own comments, why don’t you go outside, and, don’t know, read about how to put the law before your feelings? That way you really will do a difference
Trying to BigBrother anons on the net. K
Can we get more stranger things or last of us or just more comics that involve women
ah yes. night vision goggles = x-ray vision
retard those aren’t night vision goggles
Lol what
jetzt löscht du schon massig kommentare? schlecht geschissen oder was? kritik gehört dazu…
Hey Shad, ik its pretty late now but could still do at least one new stranger things piece in honor of season 3 plzzz? i’d love to see nancy with her new hair in your style or eleven
11? Really? Just go jump in front of a train
Okay, moralfag. As if wishing death makes you any better
Killing pedos? That makes them a god damned hero
Killing pedos makes you a murderer, you know.
Well worth it. Easy way to get into heaven right there! Killing monsters and making the world a safer place. Our Hero
Actually, it would make me a multi-murderer
Sock puppet
No U lOlZ
he did her before tho, ../../eleven/ and with what she’s been getting up too with mike this season… i’d say shes alot more suited for shad now then most of the other lolis he does
but gotta admit after his last 2 nancy pics…yh im really just wishing for more of that tbh😂
The ONLY reason Shad makes ANY money anymore is thanks to trolls and scammers. It sure isn’t from selling high quality artwork. Fucking washup. Just quit.
i doubt it, shad is most likely active as an artist in other genres/media
He really should just quit, it’s been sad to watch this decline
Thank you for contributing to Shad’s success, troll
Can’t see you doing it any better. You’re just jealous at how wonderful shade artwork is. It’s sad really how pathetic your trying to make shade look bad.
‘Shade’ makes ‘Shade’ look bad. Haven’t been here very long if you think THIS is the best he’s capable of
His desperate attempt to make something of his art career is happening now. He stopped with gore and Loki and all that fucked up stuff to try and become legitimate. His old audience still stays because the pedophiles who like lolis are fucking gay
Truth
You’re not fooling anyone, sock puppet moralfag
What’s wrong Little Shota-butch? Can’t stand criticism? Cocksleeve
Is it really criticism? Or just an excuse to cry for what you want to fap to and that SHad is not going to draw?
No, it’s criticism. Look through his archive. Please. And than HONESTLY tell me you think that this piece is the best he can do. Been here since Shagbase boi, Shad has changed. This ain’t the OG Shad.
I like everything so far as type and f porn. That’s not the issue. The issue is quality. This is not his best.
Why don’t YOU quit? As in STOP COMING HERE if you hate it so much.
stupid asshole
Because, you’re here lovely! Your whining is like a fine wine.
Not gonna lie. That was funny!
Stop coming here? In all caps? And ‘stupid asshole”? Is that REALLY the best you can do? Sad
GOD! Get laid you retarded faggot! Your mother must cry herself to sleep knowing she birthed you.
haha, i just tried to google shad’s true identity
(btw :Shaddaior Sha·dai[ shah-dahy ]noun Hebrew. the Almighty; God.)
and i came up with a YT video where someone was whiny about loli stuff and read THIS Comment: “if i met shadman in person i’d shoot that piece of shit in the face; nazis punks get turned to compost”
WHAT?! Nazi Punk? that’s totally confrontational.
Good lolz. Hope they do it.
I like Chinese food
I haven’t seen Chinese people raising dogs.
I haven’t seen Chinese people raising dogs.
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Stfu Russian filth
‘How fuck to’
Seriously?
We are going to nuke you one day
Look forward to it
Amen brother
The USA wouldnt nuke russia ever in our current state as they have dead hand which would kill us all
What the hell is that?
What happened to your shop?
Hello
if you want watch how fuck pretty girls go to dategirls forx.com (delete empty space)
Shut up Russian
We are going to kill you all
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Why do you bother?
We all know what you are
Wasting your time snow monkey
Why did you quit making high quality hentai?? Whatever makes the most $$$ huh? Fuck you Shadai.
Miss Acacia of Jack and the cuckoo heart clock, uff, please Shadman be my hero :’)
Alita Battle Angel please, its so good
Alita Battle Angel please, its so good
I’m waiting the next splinter cell …. Thanks mister shad :’)
Hey shad nice gun : )
those poor ladies without ear protection
the bottom one definitely has ear protection :3
How about mlre incredibles stuff
OMFG this sucks so badly.
You know you suck
That’s why you removed your shop
You haven’t made anything sellable in over a year!
Get your old spark back, or quit!
You aren’t even trying anymore
Did you know that drawing takes time and skill? I’m sure it’s better you’ve ever done.
Lol, you wish
Sucking his dick doesn’t make this good
Yeah? He STILL is a shitty artist now.
Just because he’s not drawing your fetishes makes Shad a shitty artist
Go through his archive. He has not made work of that quality for awhile. Sucking his dick doesn’t make his work better. The archive speaks for itself
Yeah, but they won’t stop sucking his dick. They don’t care how far his quality falls. On the plus side, I bet my Shadbase poster collection is gonna get reeeeeal valuable soon.
Lol, you both talk about cock sucking a lot. Are you projecting? Whether Shad draws good or bad, it’s his choice. Whining about it as if you’re paying Shad to draw what you want and hiding it as criticism is a waste of time
HAKAI
If you don’t like what you’re getting then why keep coming back and bitching?
Only a TOTAL FUCKING MORON keeps going some place where he doesn’t like what he’s getting and has no hope at all of changing what he getting but still whines like a little bitch anyway.
Grow a pair and just GO AWAY. Quit coming back. Or at least quit WHINING.
Lol
You have no life do you
Poor lonely bastard
I actually feel really bad for you.
I hope your life gets meaningful at some point
Have a good day!
Wanting artists to improve is a good thing.
Yes it is. HOWEVER making any kinds of demands like people do is NOT the way to go about it, nor is telling the artist to quit. That just makes you irrelevant
+dumbfuck educator
i have your location where u live at, me and my friends gonna say Hi. when we beat the shit out of you we’ll show u the faggot comments u made on shadbase
Just kill yourself.
You know you want to.
Do it.
Fucking kill yourself.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Jump.
Cut wrists.
Noose.
Train.
Light socket.
Kill yourself.
Kill yourself.
Kill yourself.
Kill yourself.
Kill yourself.
Kill yourself.
Burn yourself.
Drown yourself.
Bash yourself in the head.
I don’t care how you do it
Do it now.
You.
Are.
Worthless.
You are unloved.
You are unwanted.
You are needless.
You do not belong amongst the living.
I hope you kill yourself.
You are not even worthy of being called human.
No one will remember you.
No one will miss you.
No one will notice.
R.I.P daily posts
Meh! Its need more fisting
This is not good. What the fuck happened to Shadbase???
this is boring we want female mewtwo
That’s the laziest drawing of a machine gun railing I’ve ever seen. You’re really in it just for the money now. Sad Shad, sad. Shit looks like it was put together by a toddler. You didn’t even show a back and forth motion of the bolt… And those bullets sticking out of the gun like that lmao. It’s easy to tell that you live in commiefornia and have never touched a gun in your life. I’m really disappointed to see what an SJW pandering pussy you’ve become.
Sjw????? SHAD??????
How did you contract such Down syndrome ??
i can’t tell is this sarcasm or not…
It is lazy
And Shad is NOT a SJW
Quit acting you know shit about guns. Rounds of ammunition aren’t “bullets”
You complain yet you don’t even know what a bullet is…
More lesbians please
WEAK!
Do more jessie and james
Can you revisit th coraline futa story?
Plus fucking infinity
Shad are you really going to quit drawing lolicon?
God I hope
Make the men fuck
how does one acquire this much autism
you forgot stripes on the skimask in second panel
How come you’re always such a fussy young man?
Don’t want no Captain Crunch, don’t want no Raisin Bran
Well, don’t you know that other kids are starving in Japan?
So eat it, just eat it
Don’t wanna argue, I don’t wanna debate
Don’t wanna hear about what kind of food you hate
You won’t get no dessert ’till you clean off your plate
So eat it
Don’t you tell me you’re full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn’t matter if it’s broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh
Your table manners are a cryin’ shame
You’re playin’ with your food, this ain’t some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you’ll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it
You better listen, better do what you’re told
You haven’t even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it’s gonna get cold
So eat it
I don’t care if you’re full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more Spam
It doesn’t matter if it’s fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don’t you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn’t matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it’s gettin’ cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don’t like it, you can’t send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
(Oh Lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn’t matter if it’s broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don’t you make me repeat it
(Oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn’t matter what you had for lunch
Michael Jackson’s ghost is going to kick you up your ass for this. Lol
If MJ is going to kick anyone’s ass it would be Weird all Yankovich because this song is a parody HE made called “Eat it”
Shad will you ever continue the going down comic?
HARLEY QUINN Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pItIxXpYlQc
Now draw the two men fucking.
no
Do it
No
No
no
Do it
I unironically get hard when getting shot at
k
Yo shad, will anyone else make other comics like skuddbutt or jlullaby because it’s been awhile since anyone else made one
a black guy just came in my ass and im keeping it inside.
im so horny
Weird flex but ok
When are we going to get a follow up to the incestables? It’s not fully resolved yet
Can you draw the Notalgia Critic getting ass fucked by ProJared?
Why not use soviets for these pics? they actually had women in the army
Ah yes who could forget the tales of the 2019 jeep models on battlefields during the world wars. Lmao fucking retard.
Are you actually unfamiliar with Soviet military demographics or are you just pretending to be retarded?
If you can pay attention to detail those aren’t Nazis. They just have Nazi aesthetics(lets be honest they had some great fucking uniforms).
YAY! LESBIANS!
Those dudes are actually cool
shadbase can really make some badass looking looking males if he wants to
Yup
Shad, will we ever see mother from the “wipe” comic again?
shad when should we expect the new archive??
these original comics aren’t good…the last good thing you posted was the gwen stacy one. put some effort
Don’t complain if you aren’t paying him, nigger
Danm straight
Free of charge doesn’t mean free from criticism, redneck cracker.
Yeah, but these days criticism is inexistent. Most people here just talk about the things they want to fap to
And his cocksleeve fans can’t stand any criticism. They would keep sucking even if he lowered down to fucking stick figures
And here is another guy whose only vocabulary is cock sucking. Seriously, if that criticism was that, why it sounds more like demands from freeloaders?
Because you people do NOT criticism, you people BASH, ATTACK and COMPLAIN. You don’t offer criticism, you offer complaints whenever Shad doesn’t draw stuff specifically catered to your tastes
Ok, he’s some criticism for you than:
Detail for one. His work at one point was hyper-detailed, WELL worth buying!(still own some of his posters!)
Secondly, he doesn’t seem to stay on one thing for very long, I realize he never did, but from 3-5 pages of one comic in a week, to 3, unrelated comic pages in a week that lack detail (see Oraline, StarfireXBlackfire, Incestibles, etc etc, to see what I mean when I say lacking detail)
And, while it doesn’t bother ME at all, he doesn’t post Shad-stuff anymore. Loli, murder, weird random shit. It feels like it’s jokes about YouTubers, and Dudes buttholes, while I do like that, it’s been a tad excessive lately.
So yeah, that’s my criticism. Don’t agree? That’s fine. Your opinion doesn’t effect me, as mine doesn’t you. Tell me your opinion.
For once, I commend you for a good criticism. I understand Shadman has changed. I miss his detailed artwork and his extremely weird stuff that few other artists would draw, like dogs anal knotting girls, loli stuff, etc. I suspect there’s a legal reason behind all this lack of extreme content, but I can’t say for sure, and I can’t really prove it. If it isn’t, and Shad’s just tired of drawing overly detailed pics and porn stuff, well, it saddens me, but I understand it. I still visit regularly to see what’s new. And if it’s porn that cater to my tastes, well, I go elsewhere to search for it. In the end, we can’t do anything. Complaining about it won’t do anything either. Shad’s his own person, whether we like it or not.
Agreed! He knows he’s slipping! He removed his shop become he’s made nothing sellable in over a year
Join us ooga booga
Once was a man named Gold Rodgers, who was king of the pirates! He had fame, wealth and power beyond your wildest dreams. Before they hung him from the gallows, these were the final words he said: “…ARG I HATE NIGGERS, ARG… ARG, SHIVER ME TIMBERS, SHIVER ME NIGGERS, ARG!”
Okay, that’s racist, but it honestly made me laugh. Thank you.
When u use detective vision
Make them gay
Shad post somenthing i can fap,you don’t post somenthing hot since november
While porn is posted here, this site is his for his drawings and we get to look at them. He draws what he feels like drawing and there is non porn stuff here to prove that.
when are you going to stream again? its been a long while
finally some lesbian porn 2 great pictures in a row thank you Shadman :D
Not to be “that guy” but thermal goggles don’t give you x ray vision
I see what you did there 😂
and yea… complete difference between x-ray and thermal, but cmon this is shadbase we’re talking about.
Nice touch with the disintegrating belt
Kik devidevithedm
Not bad!!
Do more raven getting fucked plZ
The guy on the right’s sight is on backwards.
What happened to Jlullaby?
Jlullaby is to busy deepthroating your retarded mother.
Brain damage faggot slayer as always!
Bravo 6 going dark
I am god
🙌 Praise be, my Lord
God is dead
Nice
I’m secretly love niggers’ dongs and suck them whenever possible and let them break my ass
you impersonating me cause u want to be me, u are jealous of how successful i am in life, successful that u never be. u dream to be me, dream i was ur father, if u was my Son, you wouldn’t be the lowlife nigger faggot you are today, but that what makes us different, you and me, what divides us, makes us different. it is destiny, you, a nigger faggot, and me, a truly supreme human being.
Also, l love to reply my own comments because I’m a narcissistic pathological liar and nigger lover that loves to corroborate his own retardation <3
What the fuck is happening?
Nothing. Just showing off how retarded I can be. If you’re a nigger, I’ll suck you for free
Can I watch
You are doing Gods work
If you had any kind of success in life, you wouldn’t be here acting out like a teenage mental case.
Big talk for a stupid faggot lurking on shadbase. How pathetic can you fucking get lmfao
You took your sweet time to lurk around here and comment too, ironically
Wait a second… are you aryan?
Master Race
He said that he is “truly the supreme human being.”
Is this proof of time travel?
Chun-Li & Tifa Lockhart Straight Shota
WARNING!! BOT ACCOUNT!!
DO NOT INTERACT!!
Are you gonna finish the dog mom one shad?
Screw that! Finish the teen titans one. I’m still wondering if Blackfire will turn pimp out Starfire.
Agreed!!
Bring back the classics
Make the army guys fuck
Nico del caño del caño fumando sé un caño haciendo un caño en un caño
Jajajajajajajaja que secapija
Monkeys talking
He is an Argentinian demigod, something you can only dream about you fat fucking American piece of crap, go get cucked by your neighbor Jabari, he will fuck your mom because you don’t have a girlfriend, faggot.
Argentinian demigod eh?
Sorry, we already deported Jabari.
Please, come visit!
America is a great place to die.
:)
Monkey language
Argentina es blanca!
What is a monkey speaker speaking monkey language in an English site?
Keep talking shit. There is a reason we don’t like outsiders. And your way of talking is one of them. We are THE WEALTHIEST NATION ON EARTH. So have fun in your pissant shithole you call home. Hugs and kisses ya degenerate!
For real lol
Holy cow I’m early! Love your stuff Shad, hope all the negative people aren’t getting you down
Hey shad, remember that flash of yours that got holocausted off of NG? Are you ever going to post that somewhere else or is it gone?
Something controversial……sauce?
I can’t find it anymore because twitter is a piece of shit to search anything.
Apparently it was a pokemon go flash he posted at the end of last year but got banned because the character is canonically underage, despite every other loli flash still being up on there.
Loli is for pedophiles, which you are. Kill yourself.
What is a moralfag doing on Shadbase? Go somewherw else, like protests for Slash films characters’ deaths or something
Have fun mollesting your daughter. She’ll stab you one day.
Jokes on you, I don’t have a daughter, nor I’m interested in molesting anyone. But nice try, SJW
Found The suicidal child
You know, if morals make you human, you should really focus on real children instead of drawings, you know?
Any plans for more belle delphine since her thot ass got banned on ig?
I can tell you’re gay, calling a woman a thot makes you a gay faggot.
its okay bro we know you be taking peeks of other man’s dicks in the showers
finally, someone had to say it
She’s still a whore
quiet now, faggots don’t get to speak
Yes master
No dude we need thots. Also its perfectly fair for sluts to be condemned and men praised. Because, it’s easy to be a thot. Its hard to be a stud. Now get your sjw loving ass out of here.
lol, shush stupid.
Shad, can you do something about the scammer that posts malicious links here? Been here since last year, and it’s annoying
I use a bot to moderate the comments, but unfortunately scammers do slip by sometimes, I sometimes go through and manually remove some scam links I see, but if I would have to start manually moderating the comments full time I wouldnt get anything done. Id say just dont click on any links in the comments as you would on other sites and you will be fine.
shadman i know how the scammer slips by
when you post a link here it get detected by the Bot,
so the scammer makes the link unclickable, for an example: ../..
i’ll say a simple way for this solution is IP banning the scammer, since it seems the malicious links come from one person…
oh the link is clickable… well he removes a letter in the link so it be unclickable
I don’t click on them, to be honest. Been on the Internet for a long time, and know what shit to click and what not. Still, the scammer spams on every page. Why not ban his IP address, just like you did with Pooh Hardy back in the day?
hahaha “I wouldnt get anything done” Good one XD UwU
Hi dad
^that’s weird
Can you answer my comment?
“you” could be anyone my friend
Great concepts as always, keep up the good work friend. Always looking forward to seeing what you throw out next.
Who from Cali tryna get they dick slobbered on by an emo
by an elmo
Yeah I’m an emo elmo that gives slop top
What part of Cali?
LA
Wow, I’m early… normally there is a shit storm of piss ants barking orders. Calling each other fags for having diffrent kinks
or the ad for sex and/or porn site
Hey shad will we ever see the auntie or Latina milf again/together just wondering also love your content (pls notice if possible :D)
I have some ideas for the Latina, but the Auntie will probably not return.
Okay thanks for taking the time to respond to me :)
Any pic of Seika raping her brother from Saint Seiya netflix
i didnt know nazi’s had M4A1’s and Browning M2’s
I didnt know nazis had angry faces as emblems
Didn’t know I would be laughing at Shädman’s comment to someone at 4 AM
I didn’t know shad was that funny.
I didn’t know Arthur was still on air.
This is clearly a depiction of the LGBT people`s army in 2030 rising against the feminists.