Here it is the next theme for the rest of the year 2013.
When I did the Quiet picture and asked whether you would like to see an entire Metal Gear series, I received a unexpected amount of positive responses.
I have recently been replaying COD: Modern Warfare 2 and Black Ops single player campaign since I love the whole military/espionage aesthetic when done right, that got me thinking that I have yet to experience any of the Metal Gear Solid games. The game play and excessive amount of dialogue has always kept me from getting into any of them.
But now I have finally gotten myself to go through the very first Metal Gear Solid, which turned out to only be about 7 hours long. After the first hour it gripped me and I must say I regret missing out on it all this time, it has convinced me that I must go through every MGS game, including Peacewalker . This is the perfect opportunity to draw every girl that catches my eye, and turn it into a series here on Shadbase. Now keep in mind I have only gone through MGS 1 so far, so you will first be seeing young Meryl and Sniper Wolf in the coming updates.
For those still waiting for the Teen Titans comic to continue, as stated earlier it will be best to continue it after the new Site Update has been applied, like that I can fully concentrate on it, for the coming pages will be very time consuming.
Well I hope youre going to like the MGS series.
Oh and Happy Thanksgiving to all you Americans.
-Shadman
PS: I have been suspended from Facebook for the next 7 days cause I linked to the wrong thing, so make sure to use other social networking sites such as Twitter to see when a new update is in.
my metal gear is solid
No EVA? NO EVA?!!!?!?!?
kept you masturbating, huh?
Needs more eva
agree
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Call of Duty and espionage elements? Shad what the fuck are you playing? The worst series to even implement “espionage” into the game.
At least this game was original for its time and actually had a story. btw you’re just a generic Call of Duty fan who thinks that it is the best game and thinks that people are fags (if you think say that that is) and are ignorant to the fact of originality and sequels that only give slightly more maps, slightly better textures, and slightly improved gameplay. Also if you meant this as a joke then sorry and don’t waste your time reading this like i did writing this (i had to acknowladge that)
Actually i meant ignorant to sequels that improve their gameplay and everything else hugely not that you’re ignorant to slightly improved sequels.
This idiot has clearly never played any MGS game before.
fucking rekt
True dat
*crosses fingers* please become a print…..
Shad, if you need ammo or any items during your gameplay in peacewalker, msg me at kitt24 if you are useing a vita or PSP. I liked it better on vita thann on PSP but if you but for one it is free for the other on the same account.
This made my metal gear solid.
-sighs- why did i not see that one coming
Finally, a weapon to surpass the metal gear!
Better late then never tho! Glad u picked up the series, excited to see more work. Oh n fantastic job on Copperhead! She looks hot.
You just started playing MSG??? For shame Shad, for shame. Best series in the history of gaming.
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I’m not that heartless
Haha you got suspended hahaha . Nah I’m joking I’m just joking . Anyone else has the sudden urge to fuck asley the whorse
I feel sorry for you if you play portable ops (unless the continuous depleting stamina was a glitch which i doubt)
well THIS is GREAT! i love how you’ve drawn her, very sleek, nice and sexy!
i also like the girls of metal gear solid, so it would be a great treat if ou drew all the girls of the metal gear solid. cool, do more!
dude…your my hero. Awesome pic and even better theme!
Hi ShadMinator !!! You are the emperor of art man ! …I got a great idea that you might find intresting …..Remember the Austin Powers movies ? well Shag Now Shag Later ? XD you see its a good theme for your drawing see its got Your nickname in it ….. It would be nice to see ( Elizabeth Hurley , Heather Graham and Beyonce in Hentai Version with Austin Powers …Tell me what you think man please le me know at my email or here .. Good day ShadOminator !
As much as I liked the movie, I dont think I will be drawing Austing Powers involved in sex anytime soon.
Don’t forget about Starfire and Raven.
If that fox hound patch wasn’t there it would be pretty hard to tell her apart from EVA
except for the huge sniper rifle, the fact she’s wearing a coat, she has a belt on and a collar
and before anyone says yes eva does wear a belt too…. completely different kind of belt and in a different position [she also wears goggles too but hey]
To shad though: EPIC sniper wolf pic. would love to see mei ling and can’t wait til you get further into the series. only recently stumbled across your work and everything i’ve seen by you is F**KING AWESOME! the shading, attention to detail… dude you rule
Keep Kill la Kill up PLEASE KEEP DOING IT!
Who voices Capt. Alex Mason in Call of Duty :Black Ops-Black Ops II
dont forget to play portable ops
did you just change the text in the titles
I don’t know much about MGS but am I the only one that finds it weird how she doesn’t have nips?
If you knew the first thing about MGS you’d know why she doesn’t have nips. :<
I´m a Metal Gear fan and I can tell you that in Peace Walker when you hear Paz´s tapes you get to know of some lesbian moments in the game. You dont see them but the tale is good.
Shad you might have some trouble getting a PS4
just some people getting ps4:
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Jesus….
i’m starting to think getting this on christmas wont be such a good idea
*heavy breathing laugh* HEY EVERYBODY THIS GUY WANTS A TURBOMAN DOLL!!!!!!!
Christ you make some superb artwork
When will you be finishing The Last Orifice?
He’s not doing that anymore he said he would do future projects instead
Haven’t any of you noticed that military girls always scream even with a small dick
Praise be to the great Shadrich. That’s cool you are getting into MGS dude. You will really like it. Great story, amazing gameplay and babes babes babes. I like what you did with the colors made it all washed out and drear. Just like the mgs “sketch” style we all love so much. Keep up the good work! can’t wait for Meryl.
Also, who was your favorite boss of MGS? Sniper Wolf?
Psycho Mantis, definately. Its a shame I already knew about all of his tricks threw parodys or other video game related media, but I still have mad respect for him. Also the final shirtless fist fight is pretty cool too, just cause of the context, buff cloned twin brothers, fist fighting, shirtless on top of a broken down Metal Gear, only illuminated by the light of the flames around them, with unconcious (or dead) Meryll in the middle.
haha, nice, a person after my own heart. Got to love a shirtless beefcake showdown. Well you are going to love the finales of all the other games too. MGS follows a certain….formula. Happy playing.
I am useing my son’s laptop right now and found this website in his history. And I’ve got to he has an awesome taste in porn and he’s only 13.
LOL OMG! xD
ha, ha! Bro, is your duty as an example as man and father to shame him! So that he never forgets it and also never forgets to wipe his browser’s history. I suggest some of the dickgirl variety to show his mom.
…….. I am indecisive to think wether you are bluffing or not….. but either way, pretty fucking good website
Don’t confront him directly yet! Just kind of observe his history for awhile and gather information about his computer life, it will tell you a lot about his inside character, but I digress. Just know that this is a (mostly) great community out here who shun haters, and welcome new blood into our folds with open arms!
YES! I LOVE THE MGS SERIES! THE STORY AND THE GIRLS ARE AMAZING!!!!
and i love sniper wolf, i also have to say in MGS 4 the beast girls MMMMHMMM!!!!
Hey shad after your work on this can we expect any kingdom hearts in the future.
Allthough I havent played the games and am not interest in that type of game, there has been one Kingdom Heart picture in the works for a while now, which I should finish.
Alright man thats cool if you can just finish that one pic that would be awesome I just whant to see kingdom hearts in your style of work.
Did you complete it? Kingdom Hearts 3 coming out soon we wish….lol 2 years
So when can I expect to start fapping to your newest artwork Shad?
First Metal Gear pic is in the works, you can expect it on Monday, I already posted 2 updates this week and a third one to Shagbase. I would post it sooner if it where to be finished earlier, but I dont see that happening since I dont want to rush it.
I’m sorry I didn’t mean to rush you, I don’t like to rush greatness
Buy the metal gear solid legacy collection it has all or them
I currently already have access to all games, cause my friend and roommate owns them.
FUK YA BEECH
I love your roommate already.
Tell me if he tries to touch your magic hands.
Looks amazing, I can’t wait to see more of these, especially when you get to MGS4. Always love your work
31 days from now will be new year. Now just sit, wait, and relax to see the next TTGF!!!!!
Shad can you draw Raven from “Spicy city”?
SOLDIER, YOU ARE THE FINEST PEACE OF ASS I HAVE IN THE ACADEMY, NOW GIVE ME 1000 OR I WILL SPANK YO ASS UNTIL YOU BLEED AND EVERY TIME YOU SIT DOWN, YOU WILL CRY ROM THE SHEER PAIN! YOU ALSO HAVE TO THEM NAKED! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!? GET TO WORK SOLDIER!
SOILDER, GIVE ME 100,000 HUMPS IN YOUR ASSHOLE OR I WILL NEVER LET YOU SEE SUNLIGHT
lol
DAMN IT PRIVATE!!! ONE MORE OUTBURST OUT OF YOU AND I WILL BEND YOU OVER AND FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!!!!
-SNI
^^^ me
OMG, I love you Shadman!!!! hahaha
WHERE IS GOD DAMN ADVENTURE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RESPECT MY OPINION SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You cant just request something and then expect me to do it, I dont operate that way.
FUCK YO OPINION
I do respect peoples opinions, but that doesnt make me have to obey and cater to them.
Naaahhh!!!! IT just love the intention that you all give IT! and IT very satisfied when DeadPool give him his freakin’ mind
*anon becoming it, because it easier
What he thinks we look when we see his comments: >:O
What we actually look like: :l
i know what trolling is, he isnt a good troll since all he does is remain anonymous and never replies to anyone
that is what i like to call a bitch.
Dude. Don’t be an asshole with him, in the end, adventure time is a great idea. We are all anons, using fake names, hiding behind screens. The profile picture is only the mask you wear to hide the real you.
Batman has betrayed us
SNAP OUT OF IT BATMAN
ADVENTURE TIME FAG HAS GOT YOU UNDER MIND CONTROL
Allright, I know that this guy was an asshole, but don’t attack him. I’m in for just ONE adventure time post.
Adventuretimefag never does it right, he has to be polite.
We’ll first it’s just one, then you want another and another, then you’re demanding more, more, and so much more! Then everyone gives you shit for nagging and pestering and you reply back with just as much venom, soon one day you look in your bathroom mirror after just waking up from your slumber only to finally realize that you yourself have become an AdventureTimeFag…..
……Shadman…. Is this a different IP from the real Batman?…
Quite different.
HOLY SHIT! DIFFERENT IP = FAKE BATMAN… my life means nothing now. you know what! I will RAPE him! After all I am Pedobear! Wait… Grim in front of my name = I only rape and touch DEAD kids in the afterlife!!!! Nooooooooooooooo… what about all my fantasies… well I guess I will jut have to wait for him to die! *takes a cup of coffee and newspaper* This might take awhile
The reason the IP is different is because I got a new phone (S grand duos) and Im from my phone.
The mobile site is buggy like shit. Guys, I know it sounds fake but it’s true, you have to believe me!.
………… I would ask for proof…. But I am a bit scarred to actually hear the answer……. Considering what the true Batnan would say……. And looking back at past comments…. I honestly have no fucking clue -_-;
Of course comparing adventure time guy with Batmans IP might lean more towards a different side… But shad probably would have said more in the case of that….
batman has barely been on for some time
so when we see him begging for adventure time
i honestly dont believe this shit
first of all! Batman doesn’t seen with joker no more! second he has some point, Third what ever you think that we mask up in the internet is a lie government (almost every big country) has already try to know about you, your life, or anything about you if they feel threaten of your alter ego in the internet, and all of that can be happened by just posting one simple key word: “……..” (well i can’t say it ’cause obviously i doesn’t wanted to get spied on)
I am going with my theory of Batman having the same IP as adventurefag.
actually this is what my face is when I see his comments XD
Just this once, I agree with pooh. Fuck that guy(no-one will).
I would still like to turn him into a mudcrab.
Or you could turn him into the following things… a dramora, rabbit, chicken, sweet roll, and a pile of coins. And you can also heal him, turn him invisible, turn him into ash, shock him, and so on… I know my daedric artifacts, bro.
mei ling would be pretty cool.
mmmm can’t wait for the naomi hunter update
i’d be surprised if MGS3 isn’t your favorite, really hope to see you draw some Para-Medic, there’s not nearly enough fan art of her.
wait……. so Shadman isn’t american?????
u ignorant cunt…
filthy americans
No shad :/
hmmm hispanik then?
well i’m new here nick can you just be dick?
ow yeah where all the violence of blood and gore?
he is German……
at least part german
well i think shad is a woman
Check his youtube, not a woman.
have you seen him directly? after maybe someone slash him on magfest with blitz nothing is sure
the way he despise women in newgrounds make me think so
lHe is a fucking guy. I have been over this time, and time again.
Look up “bumtumblr hallpween spooktacular” on youtube
I’m British. Just wanted to say.
Lol Shad is Swiss… Didn’t you guys see the awesome shit he drew on his SIG 550?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to find an actual SIG rifle in the US, not to mention it is full auto.
Plus that panzerfahrer patch is fucking awesome! I still remember it!
Lol shad is swiss. He did awesome shit on his SG 550.
It’s very very hard to find a SIG rifle in the US, even more so for a full-auto like shad’s.
BTW that panzerfahrer patch rocks! Will shad regale us with stories of his days driving a tank?
hey shad what about all the violence drawing????
What if the Purge was all concentrated in Detroit?
Hey shadman could you do a RWBY comic or pin up in the future
I’m glad you pick such a good game make sure you add that cigarette fetish for me after all that’s why I stay tuned in
If there wouldnt be any smoking, it wouldnt be metal gear.
Shad I have been meaning to ask you, how is your english so good?
You lived in switzerland most of your life right? How did you perfect it so well?
Hot.
Buy the metal gear solid legacy collection, it has all of them in HD.
Who didn’t love Sniper Wolf, she’s got to be the best.
And shad if your playing through MGS I recommend some emulators.
http://www.ePSXe.com – PS1
https://dolphin-emu.org – Gamecube & Wii
PCSX2.net – PS2
They’re free and easy to use with a ton of features you’ll love.
And you can get the games for free too.
rather just get the HD collection for cheap along with MGS4
it’ll be a journey…..a month long journey
PCSX2 sux
No dong version of this, bro! Please. Tights do NOT flatter us people with dongs! XD
This series will be without dickgirl versions… for the most part.
i actually one with and one without would be nice so everyone wins
Make Kaileena from Prince of Persia Warrior Within, there isn’t much porn of her on the internet.
I’ve just noticed that Black Friday is the closest we’ll ever get to the purge…
oh this is a glorious day my friends shad finally does sniper wolf. now i can die happy fapping :)
This image gives me a solid snake.
No offense but she looks way closer to Eva from MSG3 than sniper wolf.
i wonder if shes a
*puts on sunglasses*
Snake eater
I saw this picture the other day and it reminded me of you.
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NANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!
http://img2.joyreactor.com/pics/poRobin-winnie-the-pooh-570642.jpeg
Don’t remind me of that shameful stage of my past life…
Love the cheeks.
Kinda makes it look hot.
(fun fact: you can get bigger cheeks my smiling/laughing (since it’s essentially muscles you train ;) ))
*By.
Im glad your doing MGS! MGS has lots of sexy badass girls and its a nice way to end the year.
p.s Ive played all the Metal Gear games and completed them so if you want any question fill free to ask me. MGS has to be my favorite game series.
fantastic girls with guns!! what will the world think of next!
OMFG this is the best idea ever…. i love you shadman
Glad you like it.
Deadpool I found a gif about you
I found a gif about my life…
I’m bored if anyone wants request for anything i’m really depressed (cries)
Good for you.
Stop masterbat’ing and throw the man some compassion!
Ok. Fuck it, I am all in for some MGS. hI also hope you enjoy playing the games, not that I have ever played them of course
Have you ever thought about making a calendar Lord Shad
10/10 for getting banned from Fail book shad, you da man.
I didnt get banned, only suspended for a week.
Nice that grunge color really brings the intimidation and sexyness oh and happy thanksgiving to you shad
Cheers, I tried to imitate the art official arstyle used for the concept art of the game a bit.
MGS Sons Of Liberty was pretty sweet, I don’t know why everyone hated Raiden so much. His voice actor was kind of faggoty, but I mean, he…oh yeah, no spoilers, you haven’t played the game. JACK THE RIPPER, LIBERIA. LA LI LU LE LO. LADY LUCK FATMAN VAMP, P90 I NEED SCISSORS 61.
I first played 4 myself, never played a single one before and I become a fan after that, but damnit teen titans comic! you make the other mind sad T_T
I don’t get it. The gun has the look and mag of an AK-47, but the scope of a W-8000 sniper rifle….WHAT THE HELL IS IT THEN?!?!?!
Deadpool its AK-8000 if that makes sense to you
I…like it!
I think she looks really good… but I would prefer a colored pic better. Anyways love anyway just thought I would say what I thought about it!
Keep up the good work Shad!
-Grim Pedobear
There will be color in the feautre pictures, I just thought Id make the cover look like this.
Ok, that’s cool I was just wondering!
The twitter link in the description leads you to your facebook.
Thanks for letting me know.
Good that you’ve gotten into metal gear. Very good series of games, and the only time the game feels “dialogue heavy” in a bad way is MGS4, but not enough to make the game not worth playing or anything. It ties the story together very well and I personally enjoyed it. But it does get in the way on multiple playthroughs, and you can feel how short the actual game is when you skip them.
Hope you enjoy the rest of the games as well.
Fred Tatasciore overlaid onto screaming women sounds fucking awesome, Beauty and the Beast unit ftw
You’re losing your touch Shadman. Your recent works have not been up to par with your older ones.
shut the fuck up.
What you said right there was dumb
a bit of constructive criticism….. thanks for helping shad become a better artiat
Hello Shadman, have you ever done anything on fanfiction.net?
No, dont see a reason to.
Shadman I love your drawing style. You are brilliant.
HEEEEEELL YEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Yay! MGS
You never played a MGS game? Hope you gonna like it,
No one thinks its cool?
I do.
I love MGS it has a great story, so glad you are drawing up characters from it. I always had a huge boner for sniper wolf. Where is her boner though.
FAG NO MORE METAL GEAR ADVENTURE TIME ONLY!!!
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel’s rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn’t crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn’t make you. You are Satan’s spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn’t validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn’t look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won’t have to go into the sewers in search of your git.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.12 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister’s training bra. Don’t bother opening the door when you leave – you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clot pole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. May your spouse be blessed with many bastards.
You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature; Battlefield_Earth and Moron_Movies_II. You would be out of focus.
You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won’t make it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when you crawled out of a harpy’s lair.
It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can’t go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don’t think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well … it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective… Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn’t have been “right.” Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and Generally Not Good.
Deadpool I know he is Adventure Time fag but calm down he is not worth it
The word faggot has been used in English since the late 16th century as an abusive term for women, particularly Old women.
I seriously just read the whole thing… … damn…
I know….I was in a piss poor mood when I wrote that because of some troubling news…
I got like halfway through, but then Fallout NV finished reinstalling.
10/10 you sir are a god.
*slowly claps* “sniff” that……. was beautiful…. This is the reason why I love you deadpool.
That was a rather amazing read, its odd to think tht mister A-T wort-enstein had to be ur inspiration, or at least half of it. But whats wrong with a heavy metal bagpiper?? Oh but now i feel intrigued at the thought of reading whichever masterpiece of words u find urself most proud of having written in ur lifetime.
I have other columns of words and insults I wrote a long time ago saved as computer files so I can use them against ass-munchers like ADVENTURETIMEFAG here! This is but one of many…
Holy shit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:VJ_Emsi/realwiki
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSTEqHxh3fI
Your a phony, HEY THIS GUY’S A GREAT BIG PHONY!!!
Hmmmm …. Soldier! Take off the rest and bend over! u-u
Your a really weird person
I dunt see how is that being weird! U-u
Are you a lesbian or a dickgirl or both?
Who knows my good friend? who know? ¬u¬
The world may never know
DUDE YOU DONT ASK PLUSHIE DIRECTLY
look man when plushie, holo, neko start acting weird, don’t say anything
just start digging into it and investigating the changes
over time you’ll catch on to whats going on….like me
doesnt matter, chekiton is HAWT! :D
Aww you are too kind… :3
Even I dunt know….Or do I ;3
As Ass said… the world may never know ;3
But what if the Constitution Of The World Must Know (C.O.T.W.M.K) Starts paying millions, No! Billions of dollars for The find out wether Checkiton is a lesbian or dick girl research facility and hire hundreds, No! Thousands of researchers to find out wether you are a lesbian or dick girl! Then the world will know! Then you will commit suicide because they know and (since your power level is clearly over 9000) you will blow up as a nuke x9999999999999999999999 and destroy the whole planet, cause a piece of shrapnel to fly and hit a alien ship that going to visit us and crash back on its planet only to land on a HUGE gas tank and blow up half of their planet! And sadly the few survivors of the explosion will have to resort to cannibalisme (since all the food is gone) and their whole species will desapear! But the worst part is that the whole world will know! God this world is full of first world problems!
Naw…I wouldn’t go thaat far…It dunt weally mattter….we all luv Checkiton for who she is, that sweet little sugary Foxy :3 ♥
You guys are losing the point here… what if I am… *looks around suspiciously* neither of those? ГuГ
Wut!?….Checkiton’s…….not…*looks down*…….Bruuw….
What if *looks around* she doesn’t really exist?!?!?! Could be… The WTF Apocalypse?!?!?!
right, if your not a lesbian, or a dickgirl… you cant be a straight girl.. cos.. holo… you must be… a GUY!!!!!?????
Zoophilia, does it really make a difference? I mean, i’m still horny.
I never finished my sentance and I didnt mean dat >:3 guuwh i dunno…im confused x3
@Zoophillia FTW Oh they’re totally lesbians for eachother…….(whoever got that reference wins nothing)
nowhere near up to date in the 1000+ page RP thread
but my guess is that they fucked over 20 times already…
I wonder how a no life like me started a conversation with you guys
you replied to plushie…..thats all it takes nowadays….
Over!?…Pfft! Haha….you are funny bear :3…I think you might be on the short side there…I mean…wut?..
Excuse me… you… there talking about my private life behind my back… yes! You people right there! Please stop e-e thank you
*looks around suspiciously* Oh wow!…Guys that’s soooo rude…You should totes stop you meanies :3
Actual picture of Checkiton found.
http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4821024689490823&pid=1.7
Pooh I saw your message and now I know what I must do
Shad do you want to see something cool?
Sure, why not?
Okay its not cool but its funny still want to see it
DEAR GOD!! ITS LIKE WORLD WAR Z!!!!!
OH. GOD. WHY. Black friday is just like world war Z! (Just without Brad Pitt
YOU DIDN’T PUT IN THE ) OH FUCK MY LIFE IS ENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!
I KNOW I FUCKING NOTICED THAT. I HATE MYSELF NOW!
Very nice :O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have no idea how much more epic you’ve just become in my eyes…
The original MGS1 is awesome in every way, including the often-ignored story, dialog and emotions aspects :D Too bad MGS2 is a disaster and the Twin Snakes is just insulting for a remake. MGS3 is epic too. I’ve also played MG1 and 2, but I don’t think you can do much with those.
MGS1 has humor, emotion and style, its not hard to see why the series has gotten so grand.
What fuck is wrong with you? Clearly, you’ve been playing too many COD-clones and have zero taste.
Hey we have seen that gif before
Oooh! Army girls!…..*drools*….Dem….weasties! ♥