Elsa from Frozen inviting you to make snowangels with her.
The recorded process of this drawing can be viewed HERE.
I might do more Frozen themed work in the future in case you wanted to see more, but next up Ill be returning to the League of Lesbians comic.
See you next week.
-Shadman
PS: Once again the visitor MightyFitz has made alternate versions for those who would rather have her not smiling with the dick or smiling with the vagina or whatever, he is also responsible for the edit of her sitll wearing panties with her dick poking out.
Awesome work on Elsa, very good detail, just pls don’t do anything stupid with her
he already has. check “Act Of True Love” hilarious though.
Awesome work on Elsa, just don’t do anything stupid with her
*CUM SPLORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
There are several possibilities here:
1. Elsa is a hermaphrodite.
2. Elsa is a sequential hermaphrodite, meaning she changes into a hermaphrodite in her life cycle.
3. She changed gender.
4. She’s a man in disguise as a woman.
5. Elsa is wearing a very highly realistic fake penis and testicles.
6. Elsa has a penis-like organ and testicle-like organs, which female reproductive organs that are so enlarged, they are somewhat very difficult to distinguish from the males. The organs, which are much like that of a hyena, such as a spotted hyena. The “female penis,” but not the “female testicles,” is also used for urinary purposes.
7. This is just a joke, so… FUCK LOGIC AND SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These are all quite interesting and possible theories I have here, don’t you think so, Shadman?!?!?!?!?!
Elsa was born a boy, but they wanted a girl, thats why they locked her away to keep her dick a secret.
And her dick gave her special powers. end of story.
There are several possibilities here:
1. Elsa is a hermaphrodite.
2. Elsa is a sequential hermaphrodite, meaning she changes into a hermaphrodite in her life cycle.
3. She changed gender.
She’s a man in disguise as a woman.
4. Elsa is wearing a very highly realistic fake penis and testicles.
5. Elsa has a penis-like organ and testicle-like organs, which female reproductive organs that are so enlarged, they are somewhat very difficult to distinguish from the males. The organs, which are much like that of a hyena, such as a spotted hyena. The “female penis,” but not the “female testicles,” is also used for urinary purposes.
6. This is just a joke, so… FUCK LOGIC AND SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ignore that, I screwed up! :P
Pls make elasa and anna fucking!!
draw her wiyth tits out
Did not watch the movie but I like the characters more Elsa would be nice ;)
Wow, she’s gorgeous and Elsa is definitely my favorite out of the sisters.
I really love this. More!!!
I wanna suck that icy dick
Anna and elsa plz
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
never watched the film, dont plan on it, but this… is just incredible
hahaha the last pic with the frostbite on the penis.. just LMFAO
Can you try Mother Gothel or/and Rapunzel
It would be awesome if you make anna and elsa having sex
Make Anna plssssssssss
HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT !!!! IT WOULD BE ASHAME IF SOMEONE FUCKED ELSA AND ANNA
Wow. Better than any other comics! More please!
SO GOOD MORE PLEASE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11q9-Kl02Dg
If Only they Didn’t Depart to a New Genre Each Third Line…
1st Part: Angry (Allright, I Can Live with This.)
2nd PArt: Sad/Self-Delusional (Um, WHAT?!)
3rd Part: Festival/Happy Music. (FUCK THIS! IMMA TESLA/OUT!)
Can you make anna too?
has to be your best yet
….mmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMOOOOOOAAAARRRR EEEEELLLLSSSAAAA!!!!
More frozen
ooh excelente.
make a comic pleassseeee just what i was looking for
AND WHATS WITH THE FUTA?
now all we need is a sex video
Incest!!!
Yes incest please!!!
Amazing
Needs to be followed up with 100% more Elsa getting anally fucked
And some serious sister-incest with her sister
I strongly agree with that comment
Now, all we need is some incest with her and her sister.
I would love to thaw her penis off
OMG! Just what I wished for, only need to see her forcefully anal stuffed xD
please do one of her sister next!
Do an incest with Elsas sister.
May I suggest an idea for your next frozen picture? An incest with Elsa and her sister, cuz you know how at the end thy show their sisters love? why not show em real sisters love? ;)
just a reminder, but after that anoying fake jinx project. Shade said he would go back to work on the Teen Titans one. after looking at this picture i am pretty sure this is Not any Teen Titan girl. :(
hey shad are you ever going to continue teen titans go fuck? your new ones are great but that teen titans was just so good it would be really sad if you didn’t finish it
The longest joke in the world, part 1
So, there’s a man crawling through the desert.
He’d decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn’t get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here.
He stayed with the car for a day or so, but his one bottle of water ran out
and he was getting thirsty. He thought maybe he knew the direction back, now that he’d paid attention to the sun and thought he’d figured out which way was north, so he decided to start walking. He figured he only had to go about 30 miles or so and he’d be back to the small town he’d gotten gas in last.
He thinks about walking at night to avoid the heat and sun, but based upon
how dark it actually was the night before, and given that he has no flashlight, he’s afraid that he’ll break a leg or step on a rattlesnake. So,
he puts on some sun block, puts the rest in his pocket for reapplication
later, brings an umbrella he’d had in the back of the SUV with him to give
him a little shade, pours the windshield wiper fluid into his water bottle
in case he gets that desperate, brings his pocket knife in case he finds a cactus that looks like it might have water in it, and heads out in the
direction he thinks is right.
He walks for the entire day. By the end of the day he’s really thirsty. He’s
been sweating all day, and his lips are starting to crack. He’s reapplied the sunblock twice, and tried to stay under the umbrella, but he still feels sunburned. The windshield wiper fluid sloshing in the bottle in his pocket is really getting tempting now. He knows that it’s mainly water and some ethanol and coloring, but he also knows that they add some kind of poison to it to keep people from drinking it. He wonders what the poison is, and
whether the poison would be worse than dying of thirst.
He pushes on, trying to get to that small town before dark.
By the end of the day he starts getting worried. He figures he’s been walking at least 3 miles an hour, according to his watch for over 10 hours. That means that if his estimate was right that he should be close to the
town. But he doesn’t recognize any of this. He had to cross a dry creek bed a mile or two back, and he doesn’t remember coming through it in the SUV. He figures that maybe he got his direction off just a little and that the dry creek bed was just off to one side of his path. He tells himself that he’s close, and that after dark he’ll start seeing the town lights over one of these hills, and that’ll be all he needs.
As it gets dim enough that he starts stumbling over small rocks and things,
he finds a spot and sits down to wait for full dark and the town lights.
Full dark comes before he knows it. He must have dozed off. He stands back
up and turns all the way around. He sees nothing but stars.
He wakes up the next morning feeling absolutely lousy. His eyes are gummy and his mouth and nose feel like they’re full of sand. He so thirsty that he can’t even swallow. He barely got any sleep because it was so cold. He’d forgotten how cold it got at night in the desert and hadn’t noticed it the night before because he’d been in his car.
He knows the Rule of Threes – three minutes without air, three days without water, three weeks without food – then you die. Some people can make it a little longer, in the best situations. But the desert heat and having to walk and sweat isn’t the best situation to be without water. He figures, unless he finds water, this is his last day.
He rinses his mouth out with a little of the windshield wiper fluid. He waits a while after spitting that little bit out, to see if his mouth goes numb, or he feels dizzy or something. Has his mouth gone numb? Is it just in
his mind? He’s not sure. He’ll go a little farther, and if he still doesn’t
find water, he’ll try drinking some of the fluid.
Then he has to face his next, harder question – which way does he go from here? Does he keep walking the same way he was yesterday (assuming that he still knows which way that is), or does he try a new direction? He has no idea what to do.
Looking at the hills and dunes around him, he thinks he knows the direction he was heading before. Just going by a feeling, he points himself somewhat to the left of that, and starts walking.
As he walks, the day starts heating up. The desert, too cold just a couple of hours before, soon becomes an oven again. He sweats a little at first, and then stops. He starts getting worried at that – when you stop sweating he knows that means you’re in trouble – usually right before heat stroke.
He decides that it’s time to try the windshield wiper fluid. He can’t wait
any longer – if he passes out, he’s dead. He stops in the shade of a large
rock, takes the bottle out, opens it, and takes a mouthful. He slowly
swallows it, making it last as long as he can. It feels so good in his dry
and cracked throat that he doesn’t even care about the nasty taste. He takes
another mouthful, and makes it last too. Slowly, he drinks half the bottle.
He figures that since he’s drinking it, he might as well drink enough to
make some difference and keep himself from passing out.
He’s quit worrying about the denaturing of the wiper fluid. If it kills him,
it kills him – if he didn’t drink it, he’d die anyway. Besides, he’s pretty
sure that whatever substance they denature the fluid with is just designed to make you sick – their way of keeping winos from buying cheap wiper fluid for the ethanol content. He can handle throwing up, if it comes to that.
He walks. He walks in the hot, dry, windless desert. Sand, rocks, hills,
dunes, the occasional scrawny cactus or dried bush. No sign of water.
Sometimes he’ll see a little movement to one side or the other, but whatever moved is usually gone before he can focus his eyes on it. Probably birds, lizards, or mice. Maybe snakes, though they usually move more at night. He’s careful to stay away from the movements.
After a while, he begins to stagger. He’s not sure if it’s fatigue, heat
stroke finally catching him, or maybe he was wrong and the denaturing of the wiper fluid was worse than he thought. He tries to steady himself, and keep going.
After more walking, he comes to a large stretch of sand. This is good! He
knows he passed over a stretch of sand in the SUV – he remembers doing
donuts in it. Or at least he thinks he remembers it – he’s getting woozy
enough and tired enough that he’s not sure what he remembers any more or if
he’s hallucinating. But he thinks he remembers it. So he heads off into it,
trying to get to the other side, hoping that it gets him closer to the town.
He was heading for a town, wasn’t he? He thinks he was. He isn’t sure any more. He’s not even sure how long he’s been walking any more. Is it still morning? Or has it moved into afternoon and the sun is going down again? It must be afternoon – it seems like it’s been too long since he started out.
He walks through the sand.
After a while, he comes to a big dune in the sand. This is bad. He doesn’t
remember any dunes when driving over the sand in his SUV. Or at least he
doesn’t think he remembers any. This is bad.
But, he has no other direction to go. Too late to turn back now. He figures
that he’ll get to the top of the dune and see if he can see anything from
there that helps him find the town. He keeps going up the dune.
Halfway up, he slips in the bad footing of the sand for the second or third
time, and falls to his knees. He doesn’t feel like getting back up – he’ll
just fall down again. So, he keeps going up the dune on his hand and knees.
While crawling, if his throat weren’t so dry, he’d laugh. He’s finally
gotten to the hackneyed image of a man lost in the desert – crawling through
the sand on his hands and knees. If would be the perfect image, he imagines, if only his clothes were more ragged. The people crawling through the desert
in the cartoons always had ragged clothes. But his have lasted without any
rips so far. Somebody will probably find his dessicated corpse half buried in the sand years from now, and his clothes will still be in fine shape –
shake the sand out, and a good wash, and they’d be wearable again. He wishes his throat were wet enough to laugh. He coughs a little instead, and it hurts.
He finally makes it to the top of the sand dune. Now that he’s at the top,
he struggles a little, but manages to stand up and look around. All he sees
is sand. Sand, and more sand. Behind him, about a mile away, he thinks he
sees the rocky ground he left to head into this sand. Ahead of him, more
dunes, more sand. This isn’t where he drove his SUV. This is Hell. Or close enough.
Again, he doesn’t know what to do. He decides to drink the rest of the wiper
fluid while figuring it out. He takes out the bottle, and is removing the
cap, when he glances to the side and sees something. Something in the sand. At the bottom of the dune, off to the side, he sees something strange. It’s a flat area, in the sand. He stops taking the cap of the bottle off, and tries to look closer. The area seems to be circular. And it’s dark – darker than the sand. And, there seems to be something in the middle of it, but he can’t tell what it is. He looks as hard as he can, and still can tell from
here. He’s going to have to go down there and look.
He puts the bottle back in his pocket, and starts to stumble down the dune.
After a few steps, he realizes that he’s in trouble – he’s not going to be able to keep his balance. After a couple of more sliding, tottering steps, he falls and starts to roll down the dune. The sand it so hot when his body hits it that for a minute he thinks he’s caught fire on the way down – like a movie car wreck flashing into flames as it goes over the cliff, before it ever even hits the ground. He closes his eyes and mouth, covers his face with his hands, and waits to stop rolling.
He stops, at the bottom of the dune. After a minute or two, he finds enough
energy to try to sit up and get the sand out of his face and clothes. When
he clears his eyes enough, he looks around to make sure that the dark spot
in the sand it still there and he hadn’t just imagined it.
So, seeing the large, flat, dark spot on the sand is still there, he begins
to crawl towards it. He’d get up and walk towards it, but he doesn’t seem to
have the energy to get up and walk right now. He must be in the final stages
of dehydration he figures, as he crawls. If this place in the sand doesn’t
have water, he’ll likely never make it anywhere else. This is his last
chance.
He gets closer and closer, but still can’t see what’s in the middle of the
dark area. His eyes won’t quite focus any more for some reason. And lifting
his head up to look takes so much effort that he gives up trying. He just
keeps crawling.
Finally, he reaches the area he’d seen from the dune. It takes him a minute of crawling on it before he realizes that he’s no longer on sand – he’s now crawling on some kind of dark stone. Stone with some kind of marking on it – a pattern cut into the stone. He’s too tired to stand up and try to see what the pattern is – so he just keeps crawling. He crawls towards the center,
where his blurry eyes still see something in the middle of the dark stone
area.
His mind, detached in a strange way, notes that either his hands and knees are so burnt by the sand that they no longer feel pain, or that this dark
stone, in the middle of a burning desert with a pounding, punishing sun
overhead, doesn’t seem to be hot. It almost feels cool. He considers lying
down on the nice cool surface.
Cool, dark stone. Not a good sign. He must be hallucinating this. He’s
probably in the middle of a patch of sand, already lying face down and
dying, and just imagining this whole thing. A desert mirage. Soon the
beautiful women carrying pitchers of water will come up and start giving him
a drink. Then he’ll know he’s gone.
He decides against laying down on the cool stone. If he’s going to die here
in the middle of this hallucination, he at least wants to see what’s in the
center before he goes. He keeps crawling.
It’s the third time that he hears the voice before he realizes what he’s
hearing. He would swear that someone just said, “Greetings, traveler. You do
not look well. Do you hear me?”
He stops crawling. He tries to look up from where he is on his hands and
knees, but it’s too much effort to lift his head. So he tries something
different – he leans back and tries to sit up on the stone. After a few
seconds, he catches his balance, avoids falling on his face, sits up, and
tries to focus his eyes. Blurry. He rubs his eyes with the back of his hands
and tries again. Better this time.
Yep. He can see. He’s sitting in the middle of a large, flat, dark expanse
of stone. Directly next to him, about three feet away, is a white post or
pole about two inches in diameter and sticking up about four or five feet
out of the stone, at an angle.
And wrapped around this white rod, tail with rattle on it hovering and
seeming to be ready to start rattling, is what must be a fifteen foot long
desert diamondback rattlesnake, looking directly at him.
He stares at the snake in shock. He doesn’t have the energy to get up and
run away. He doesn’t even have the energy to crawl away. This is it, his
final resting place. No matter what happens, he’s not going to be able to
move from this spot.
Well, at least dying of a bite from this monster should be quicker than
dying of thirst. He’ll face his end like a man. He struggles to sit up a
little straighter. The snake keeps watching him. He lifts one hand and waves
it in the snake’s direction, feebly. The snake watches the hand for a
moment, then goes back to watching the man, looking into his eyes.
Hmmm. Maybe the snake had no interest in biting him? It hadn’t rattled yet –
that was a good sign. Maybe he wasn’t going to die of snake bite after all.
He then remembers that he’d looked up when he’d reached the center here
because he thought he’d heard a voice. He was still very woozy – he was
likely to pass out soon, the sun still beat down on him even though he was
now on cool stone. He still didn’t have anything to drink. But maybe he had
actually heard a voice. This stone didn’t look natural. Nor did that white
post sticking up out of the stone. Someone had to have built this. Maybe
they were still nearby. Maybe that was who talked to him. Maybe this snake
was even their pet, and that’s why it wasn’t biting.
He tries to clear his throat to say, “Hello,” but his throat is too dry. All
that comes out is a coughing or wheezing sound. There is no way he’s going
to be able to talk without something to drink. He feels his pocket, and the
bottle with the wiper fluid is still there. He shakily pulls the bottle out,
almost losing his balance and falling on his back in the process. This isn’t
good. He doesn’t have much time left, by his reckoning, before he passes
out.
He gets the lid off of the bottle, manages to get the bottle to his lips,
and pours some of the fluid into his mouth. He sloshes it around, and then
swallows it. He coughs a little. His throat feels better. Maybe he can talk
now.
He tries again. Ignoring the snake, he turns to look around him, hoping to
spot the owner of this place, and croaks out, “Hello? Is there anyone here?”
He hears, from his side, “Greetings. What is it that you want?”
He turns his head, back towards the snake. That’s where the sound had seemed
to come from. The only thing he can think of is that there must be a
speaker, hidden under the snake, or maybe built into that post. He decides
to try asking for help.
“Please,” he croaks again, suddenly feeling dizzy, “I’d love to not be
thirsty any more. I’ve been a long time without water. Can you help me?”
Looking in the direction of the snake, hoping to see where the voice was
coming from this time, he is shocked to see the snake rear back, open its
mouth, and speak. He hears it say, as the dizziness overtakes him and he
falls forward, face first on the stone, “Very well. Coming up.”
A piercing pain shoots through his shoulder. Suddenly he is awake. He sits
up and grabs his shoulder, wincing at the throbbing pain. He’s momentarily
disoriented as he looks around, and then he remembers – the crawl across the
sand, the dark area of stone, the snake. He sees the snake, still wrapped
around the tilted white post, still looking at him.
He reaches up and feels his shoulder, where it hurts. It feels slightly wet.
He pulls his fingers away and looks at them – blood. He feels his shoulder
again – his shirt has what feels like two holes in it – two puncture holes –
they match up with the two aching spots of pain on his shoulder. He had been
bitten. By the snake.
“It’ll feel better in a minute.” He looks up – it’s the snake talking. He
hadn’t dreamed it. Suddenly he notices – he’s not dizzy any more. And more
importantly, he’s not thirsty any more – at all!
“Have I died? Is this the afterlife? Why are you biting me in the
afterlife?”
“Sorry about that, but I had to bite you,” says the snake. “That’s the way I
work. It all comes through the bite. Think of it as natural medicine.”
“You bit me to help me? Why aren’t I thirsty any more? Did you give me a
drink before you bit me? How did I drink enough while unconscious to not be
thirsty any more? I haven’t had a drink for over two days. Well, except for
the windshield wiper fluid… hold it, how in the world does a snake talk?
Are you real? Are you some sort of Disney animation?”
“No,” says the snake, “I’m real. As real as you or anyone is, anyway. I
didn’t give you a drink. I bit you. That’s how it works – it’s what I do. I
bite. I don’t have hands to give you a drink, even if I had water just
sitting around here.”
The man sat stunned for a minute. Here he was, sitting in the middle of the
desert on some strange stone that should be hot but wasn’t, talking to a
snake that could talk back and had just bitten him. And he felt better. Not
great – he was still starving and exhausted, but much better – he was no
longer thirsty. He had started to sweat again, but only slightly. He felt
hot, in this sun, but it was starting to get lower in the sky, and the cool
stone beneath him was a relief he could notice now that he was no longer
dying of thirst.
“I might suggest that we take care of that methanol you now have in your
system with the next request,” continued the snake. “I can guess why you
drank it, but I’m not sure how much you drank, or how much methanol was left
in the wiper fluid. That stuff is nasty. It’ll make you go blind in a day or
two, if you drank enough of it.”
“Ummm, n-next request?” said the man. He put his hand back on his hurting
shoulder and backed away from the snake a little.
“That’s the way it works. If you like, that is,” explained the snake. “You
get three requests. Call them wishes, if you wish.” The snake grinned at his
own joke, and the man drew back a little further from the show of fangs.
“But there are rules,” the snake continued. “The first request is free. The
second requires an agreement of secrecy. The third requires the binding of
responsibility.” The snake looks at the man seriously.
“By the way,” the snake says suddenly, “my name is Nathan. Old Nathan,
Samuel used to call me. He gave me the name. Before that, most of the Bound
used to just call me ‘Snake’. But that got old, and Samuel wouldn’t stand
for it. He said that anything that could talk needed a name. He was big into
names. You can call me Nate, if you wish.” Again, the snake grinned. “Sorry
if I don’t offer to shake, but I think you can understand – my shake sounds
somewhat threatening.” The snake give his rattle a little shake.
“Umm, my name is Jack,” said the man, trying to absorb all of this. “Jack
Samson.
“Can I ask you a question?” Jack says suddenly. “What happened to the
poison…umm, in your bite. Why aren’t I dying now? How did you do that?
What do you mean by that’s how you work?”
“That’s more than one question,” grins Nate. “But I’ll still try to answer
all of them. First, yes, you can ask me a question.” The snake’s grin gets
wider. “Second, the poison is in you. It changed you. You now no longer need
to drink. That’s what you asked for. Or, well, technically, you asked to not
The longest joke in the world, part 2
be thirsty any more – but ‘any more’ is such a vague term. I decided to make
it permanent – now, as long as you live, you shouldn’t need to drink much at
all. Your body will conserve water very efficiently. You should be able to
get enough just from the food you eat – much like a creature of the desert.
You’ve been changed.
“For the third question,” Nate continues, “you are still dying. Besides the
effects of that methanol in your system, you’re a man – and men are mortal.
In your current state, I give you no more than about another 50 years.
Assuming you get out of this desert, alive, that is.” Nate seemed vastly
amused at his own humor, and continued his wide grin.
“As for the fourth question,” Nate said, looking more serious as far as Jack
could tell, as Jack was just now working on his ability to read
talking-snake emotions from snake facial features, “first you have to agree
to make a second request and become bound by the secrecy, or I can’t tell
you.”
“Wait,” joked Jack, “isn’t this where you say you could tell me, but you’d
have to kill me?”
“I thought that was implied.” Nate continued to look serious.
“Ummm…yeah.” Jack leaned back a little as he remembered again that he was
talking to a fifteen foot poisonous reptile with a reputation for having a
nasty temper. “So, what is this ‘Bound by Secrecy’ stuff, and can you really
stop the effects of the methanol?” Jack thought for a second. “And, what do
you mean methanol, anyway? I thought these days they use ethanol in wiper
fluid, and just denature it?”
“They may, I don’t really know,” said Nate. “I haven’t gotten out in a
while. Maybe they do. All I know is that I smell methanol on your breath and
on that bottle in your pocket. And the blue color of the liquid when you
pulled it out to drink some let me guess that it was wiper fluid. I assume
that they still color wiper fluid blue?”
“Yeah, they do,” said Jack.
“I figured,” replied Nate. “As for being bound by secrecy – with the
fulfillment of your next request, you will be bound to say nothing about me,
this place, or any of the information I will tell you after that, when you
decide to go back out to your kind. You won’t be allowed to talk about me,
write about me, use sign language, charades, or even act in a way that will
lead someone to guess correctly about me. You’ll be bound to secrecy. Of
course, I’ll also ask you to promise not to give me away, and as I’m
guessing that you’re a man of your word, you’ll never test the binding
anyway, so you won’t notice.” Nate said the last part with utter confidence.
Jack, who had always prided himself on being a man of his word, felt a
little nervous at this. “Ummm, hey, Nate, who are you? How did you know
that? Are you, umm, omniscient, or something?”
Well, Jack,” said Nate sadly, “I can’t tell you that, unless you make the
second request.” Nate looked away for a minute, then looked back.
“Umm, well, ok,” said Jack, “what is this about a second request? What can I
ask for? Are you allowed to tell me that?”
“Sure!” said Nate, brightening. “You’re allowed to ask for changes. Changes
to yourself. They’re like wishes, but they can only affect you. Oh, and
before you ask, I can’t give you immortality. Or omniscience. Or
omnipresence, for that matter. Though I might be able to make you gaseous
and yet remain alive, and then you could spread through the atmosphere and
sort of be omnipresent. But what good would that be – you still wouldn’t be
omniscient and thus still could only focus on one thing at a time. Not very
useful, at least in my opinion.” Nate stopped when he realized that Jack was
staring at him.
“Well, anyway,” continued Nate, “I’d probably suggest giving you permanent
good health. It would negate the methanol now in your system, you’d be
immune to most poisons and diseases, and you’d tend to live a very long
time, barring accident, of course. And you’ll even have a tendency to
recover from accidents well. It always seemed like a good choice for a
request to me.”
“Cure the methanol poisoning, huh?” said Jack. “And keep me healthy for a
long time? Hmmm. It doesn’t sound bad at that. And it has to be a request
about a change to me? I can’t ask to be rich, right? Because that’s not
really a change to me?”
“Right,” nodded Nate.
“Could I ask to be a genius and permanently healthy?” Jack asked, hopefully.
“That takes two requests, Jack.”
“Yeah, I figured so,” said Jack. “But I could ask to be a genius? I could
become the smartest scientist in the world? Or the best athlete?”
“Well, I could make you very smart,” admitted Nate, “but that wouldn’t
necessarily make you the best scientist in the world. Or, I could make you
very athletic, but it wouldn’t necessarily make you the best athlete either.
You’ve heard the saying that 99% of genius is hard work? Well, there’s some
truth to that. I can give you the talent, but I can’t make you work hard. It
all depends on what you decide to do with it.”
“Hmmm,” said Jack. “Ok, I think I understand. And I get a third request,
after this one?”
“Maybe,” said Nate, “it depends on what you decide then. There are more
rules for the third request that I can only tell you about after the second
request. You know how it goes.” Nate looked like he’d shrug, if he had
shoulders.
“Ok, well, since I’d rather not be blind in a day or two, and permanent
health doesn’t sound bad, then consider that my second request. Officially.
Do I need to sign in blood or something?”
“No,” said Nate. “Just hold out your hand. Or heel.” Nate grinned. “Or
whatever part you want me to bite. I have to bite you again. Like I said,
that’s how it works – the poison, you know,” Nate said apologetically.
Jack winced a little and felt his shoulder, where the last bite was. Hey, it
didn’t hurt any more. Just like Nate had said. That made Jack feel better
about the biting business. But still, standing still while a fifteen foot
snake sunk it’s fangs into you. Jack stood up. Ignoring how good it felt to
be able to stand again, and the hunger starting to gnaw at his stomach, Jack
tried to decide where he wanted to get bitten. Despite knowing that it
wouldn’t hurt for long, Jack knew that this wasn’t going to be easy.
“Hey, Jack,” Nate suddenly said, looking past Jack towards the dunes behind
him, “is that someone else coming up over there?”
Jack spun around and looked. Who else could be out here in the middle of
nowhere? And did they bring food?
Wait a minute, there was nobody over there. What was Nate…
Jack let out a bellow as he felt two fangs sink into his rear end, through
his jeans…
Jack sat down carefully, favoring his more tender buttock. “I would have
decided, eventually, Nate. I was just thinking about it. You didn’t have to
hoodwink me like that.”
“I’ve been doing this a long time, Jack,” said Nate, confidently. “You
humans have a hard time sitting still and letting a snake bite you –
especially one my size. And besides, admit it – it’s only been a couple of
minutes and it already doesn’t hurt any more, does it? That’s because of the
health benefit with this one. I told you that you’d heal quickly now.”
“Yeah, well, still,” said Jack, “it’s the principle of the thing. And nobody
likes being bitten in the butt! Couldn’t you have gotten my calf or
something instead?”
“More meat in the typical human butt,” replied Nate. “And less chance you
accidentally kick me or move at the last second.”
“Yeah, right. So, tell me all of these wonderful secrets that I now qualify
to hear,” answered Jack.
“Ok,” said Nate. “Do you want to ask questions first, or do you want me to
just start talking?”
“Just talk,” said Jack. “I’ll sit here and try to not think about food.”
“We could go try to rustle up some food for you first, if you like,”
answered Nate.
“Hey! You didn’t tell me you had food around here, Nate!” Jack jumped up.
“What do we have? Am I in walking distance to town? Or can you magically
whip up food along with your other powers?” Jack was almost shouting with
excitement. His stomach had been growling for hours.
“I was thinking more like I could flush something out of its hole and bite
it for you, and you could skin it and eat it. Assuming you have a knife,
that is,” replied Nate, with the grin that Jack was starting to get used to.
“Ugh,” said Jack, sitting back down. “I think I’ll pass. I can last a little
longer before I get desperate enough to eat desert rat, or whatever else it
is you find out here. And there’s nothing to burn – I’d have to eat it raw.
No thanks. Just talk.”
“Ok,” replied Nate, still grinning. “But I’d better hurry, before you start
looking at me as food.
Nate reared back a little, looked around for a second, and then continued.
“You, Jack, are sitting in the middle of the Garden of Eden.”
Jack looked around at the sand and dunes and then looked back at Nate
sceptically.
“Well, that’s the best I can figure it, anyway, Jack,” said Nate. “Stand up
and look at the symbol on the rock here.” Nate gestured around the dark
stone they were both sitting on with his nose.
Jack stood up and looked. Carved into the stone in a bas-relief was a
representation of a large tree. The angled-pole that Nate was wrapped around
was coming out of the trunk of the tree, right below where the main branches
left the truck to reach out across the stone. It was very well done – it
looked more like a tree had been reduced to almost two dimensions and
embedded in the stone than it did like a carving.
Jack walked around and looked at the details in the fading light of the
setting sun. He wished he’d looked at it while the sun was higher in the
sky.
Wait! The sun was setting! That meant he was going to have to spend another
night out here! Arrrgh!
Jack looked out across the desert for a little bit, and then came back and
stood next to Nate. “In all the excitement, I almost forgot, Nate,” said
Jack. “Which way is it back to town? And how far? I’m eventually going to
have to head back – I’m not sure I’ll be able to survive by eating raw
desert critters for long. And even if I can, I’m not sure I’ll want to.”
“It’s about 30 miles that way.” Nate pointed, with the rattle on his tail
this time. As far as Jack could tell, it was a direction at right angles to
the way he’d been going when he was crawling here. “But that’s 30 miles by
the way the crow flies. It’s about 40 by the way a man walks. You should be
able to do it in about half a day with your improved endurance, if you head
out early tomorrow, Jack.”
Jack looked out the way the snake had pointed for a few seconds more, and
then sat back down. It was getting dark. Not much he could do about heading
out right now. And besides, Nate was just about to get to the interesting
stuff. “Garden of Eden? As best as you can figure it?”
“Well, yeah, as best as I and Samuel could figure it anyway,” said Nate. “He
figured that the story just got a little mixed up. You know, snake, in a
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‘tree’, offering ‘temptations’, making bargains. That kind stuff. But he
could never quite figure out how the Hebrews found out about this spot from
across the ocean. He worried about that for a while.”
“Garden of Eden, hunh?” said Jack. “How long have you been here, Nate?”
“No idea, really,” replied Nate. “A long time. It never occurred to me to
count years, until recently, and by then, of course, it was too late. But I
do remember when this whole place was green, so I figure it’s been thousands
of years, at least.”
“So, are you the snake that tempted Eve?” said Jack.
“Beats me,” said Nate. “Maybe. I can’t remember if the first one of your
kind that I talked to was female or not, and I never got a name, but it
could have been. And I suppose she could have considered my offer to grant
requests a ‘temptation’, though I’ve rarely had refusals.”
“Well, umm, how did you get here then? And why is that white pole stuck out
of the stone there?” asked Jack.
“Dad left me here. Or, I assume it was my dad. It was another snake – much
bigger than I was back then. I remember talking to him, but I don’t remember
if it was in a language, or just kind of understanding what he wanted. But
one day, he brought me to this stone, told me about it, and asked me to do
something for him. I talked it over with him for a while, then agreed. I’ve
been here ever since.
“What is this place?” said Jack. “And what did he ask you to do?”
“Well, you see this pole here, sticking out of the stone?” Nate loosened his
coils around the tilted white pole and showed Jack where it descended into
the stone. The pole was tilted at about a 45 degree angle and seemed to
enter the stone in an eighteen inch slot cut into the stone. Jack leaned
over and looked. The slot was dark and the pole went down into it as far as
Jack could see in the dim light. Jack reached out to touch the pole, but
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Nate was suddenly there in the way.
“You can’t touch that yet, Jack,” said Nate.
“Why not?” asked Jack.
“I haven’t explained it to you yet,” replied Nate.
“Well, it kinda looks like a lever or something,” said Jack. “You’d push it
that way, and it would move in the slot.”
“Yep, that’s what it is,” replied Nate.
“What does it do?” asked Jack. “End the world?”
“Oh, no,” said Nate. “Nothing that drastic. It just ends humanity. I call it
‘The Lever of Doom’.” For the last few words Nate had used a deeper, ringing
voice. He tried to look serious for a few seconds, and then gave up and
grinned.
Jack was initially startled by Nate’s pronouncement, but when Nate grinned
Jack laughed. “Ha! You almost had me fooled for a second there. What does it
really do?”
“Oh, it really ends humanity, like I said,” smirked Nate. “I just thought
the voice I used was funny, didn’t you?”
Nate continued to grin.
“A lever to end humanity?” asked Jack. “What in the world is that for? Why
would anyone need to end humanity?”
“Well,” replied Nate, “I get the idea that maybe humanity was an experiment.
Or maybe the Big Guy just thought, that if humanity started going really
bad, there should be a way to end it. I’m not really sure. All I know are
the rules, and the guesses that Samuel and I had about why it’s here. I
didn’t think to ask back when I started here.”
“Rules? What rules?” asked Jack.
“The rules are that I can’t tell anybody about it or let them touch it
unless they agree to be bound to secrecy by a bite. And that only one human
can be bound in that way at a time. That’s it.” explained Nate.
Jack looked somewhat shocked. “You mean that I could pull the lever now?
You’d let me end humanity?”
“Yep,” replied Nate, “if you want to.” Nate looked at Jack carefully. “Do
you want to, Jack?”
“Umm, no.” said Jack, stepping a little further back from the lever. “Why in
the world would anyone want to end humanity? It’d take a psychotic to want
that! Or worse, a suicidal psychotic, because it would kill him too,
wouldn’t it?”
“Yep,” replied Nate, “being as he’d be human too.”
“Has anyone ever seriously considered it?” asked Nate. “Any of those bound
to secrecy, that is?”
“Well, of course, I think they’ve all seriously considered it at one time or
another. Being given that kind of responsibility makes you sit down and
think, or so I’m told. Samuel considered it several times. He’d often get
disgusted with humanity, come out here, and just hold the lever for a while.
But he never pulled it. Or you wouldn’t be here.” Nate grinned some more.
Jack sat down, well back from the lever. He looked thoughtful and puzzled at
the same time. After a bit, he said, “So this makes me the Judge of
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humanity? I get to decide whether they keep going or just end? Me?”
“That seems to be it,” agreed Nate.
“What kind of criteria do I use to decide?” said Jack. “How do I make this
decision? Am I supposed to decide if they’re good? Or too many of them are
bad? Or that they’re going the wrong way? Is there a set of rules for that?”
“Nope,” replied Nate. “You pretty much just have to decide on your own. It’s
up to you, however you want to decide it. I guess that you’re just supposed
to know.”
“But what if I get mad at someone? Or some girl dumps me and I feel
horrible? Couldn’t I make a mistake? How do I know that I won’t screw up?”
protested Jack.
Nate gave his kind of snake-like shrug again. “You don’t. You just have to
try your best, Jack.”
Jack sat there for a while, staring off into the desert that was rapidly
getting dark, chewing on a fingernail.
Suddenly, Jack turned around and looked at the snake. “Nate, was Samuel the
one bound to this before me?”
“Yep,” replied Nate. “He was a good guy. Talked to me a lot. Taught me to
read and brought me books. I think I still have a good pile of them buried
in the sand around here somewhere. I still miss him. He died a few months
ago.”
“Sounds like a good guy,” agreed Jack. “How did he handle this, when you
first told him. What did he do?”
“Well,” said Nate, “he sat down for a while, thought about it for a bit, and
then asked me some questions, much like you’re doing.”
“What did he ask you, if you’re allowed to tell me?” asked Jack.
“He asked me about the third request,” replied Nate.
“Aha!” It was Jack’s turn to grin. “And what did you tell him?”
“I told him the rules for the third request. That to get the third request
you have to agree to this whole thing. That if it ever comes to the point
that you really think that humanity should be ended, that you’ll come here
and end it. You won’t avoid it, and you won’t wimp out.” Nate looked serious
again. “And you’ll be bound to do it too, Jack.”
“Hmmm.” Jack looked back out into the darkness for a while.
Nate watched him, waiting.
“Nate,” continued Jack, quietly, eventually. “What did Samuel ask for with
his third request?”
Nate sounded like he was grinning again as he replied, also quietly,
“Wisdom, Jack. He asked for wisdom. As much as I could give him.”
“Ok,” said Jack, suddenly, standing up and facing away from Nate, “give it
to me.
Nate looked at Jack’s backside. “Give you what, Jack?”
“Give me that wisdom. The same stuff that Samuel asked for. If it helped
him, maybe it’ll help me too.” Jack turned his head to look back over his
shoulder at Nate. “It did help him, right?”
“He said it did,” replied Nate. “But he seemed a little quieter afterward.
Like he had a lot to think about.”
“Well, yeah, I can see that,” said Jack. “So, give it to me.” Jack turned to
face away from Nate again, bent over slightly and tensed up.
Nate watched Jack tense up with a little exasperation. If he bit Jack now,
Jack would likely jump out of his skin and maybe hurt them both.
“You remember that you’ll be bound to destroy humanity if it ever looks like
it needs it, right Jack?” asked Nate, shifting position.
“Yeah, yeah, I got that,” replied Jack, eyes squeezed tightly shut and body
tense, not noticing the change in direction of Nate’s voice.
“And,” continued Nate, from his new position, “do you remember that you’ll
turn bright purple, and grow big horns and extra eyes?”
“Yeah, yeah…Hey, wait a minute!” said Jack, opening his eyes,
straightening up and turning around. “Purple?!” He didn’t see Nate there.
With the moonlight Jack could see that the lever extended up from its slot
in the rock without the snake wrapped around it.
Jack heard, from behind him, Nate’s “Just Kidding!” right before he felt the
now familiar piercing pain, this time in the other buttock.
Jack sat on the edge of the dark stone in the rapidly cooling air, his feet
extending out into the sand. He stared out into the darkness, listening to
the wind stir the sand, occasionally rubbing his butt where he’d been
recently bitten.
Nate had left for a little while, had come back with a desert-rodent-shaped
bulge somewhere in his middle, and was now wrapped back around the lever,
his tongue flicking out into the desert night’s air the only sign that he
was still awake.
Occasionally Jack, with his toes absentmindedly digging in the sand while he
thought, would ask Nate a question without turning around.
“Nate, do accidents count?”
Nate lifted his head a little bit. “What do you mean, Jack?”
Jack tilted his head back like he was looking at the stars. “You know,
accidents. If I accidentally fall on the lever, without meaning to, does
that still wipe out humanity?”
“Yeah, I’m pretty sure it does, Jack. I’d suggest you be careful about that
if you start feeling wobbly,” said Nate with some amusement.
A little later – “Does it have to be me that pulls the lever?” asked Jack.
“That’s the rule, Jack. Nobody else can pull it,” answered Nate.
“No,” Jack shook his head, “I meant does it have to be my hand? Could I pull
the lever with a rope tied around it? Or push it with a stick? Or throw a
rock?”
“Yes, those should work,” replied Nate. “Though I’m not sure how complicated
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WHO WANTS TO HEAR A STORY?
Chapter 1 – Trouble at work
‘Could use a spotter here!’
‘On it, sir!’
‘Excuse me miss, where are the bathrooms?’
‘Past the reception and down the hallway to the right, ma’am.’
‘Busy day, isn’t it Jess?’
Jessica Rhudo looked up to see her boss, Alice, looking over her. The dark-skinned athletic woman had bound her shoulder length, wavy black hair in a short pony-tail to keep it out of her oval, friendly face.
‘It sure is boss.’ Jessica responded with a broad grin.
Jessica had come to the tall woman’s gym since she was 15 years old now, and when she came to Alice with the news that she needed a job after school she was all too happy to offer Jessica one. Now she helped Alice and her customers out in every way she could every day after school, and on Saturdays like today.
‘Well, luckily we are about to close up,’ Alice said with a grin while wiping the sweat from her forehead. ‘So you can start cleaning up soon.’
‘Hurray…’ was Jessica’s deadpan response.
But the older woman simply laughed it off, which made, Jessica admitted, interesting things to the woman’s rather large chest, which was barely contained by the small, pink sports bra she wore. Jessica caught herself staring however, and quickly looked away.
If Alice had noticed however, she didn’t mentioned it. Instead she flashed her pearly white teeth as she gave Jessica a friendly smile. ‘Start wiping down the machines and mop the floors, people have already started clearing out,’ Alice told her. ‘Oh, and before you go, clean up the man’s restrooms. Someone’s been making a mess there almost every day.’
Jessica went to get her cleaning supplies, and hoped that Alice had not seen her blush…
When she was finally done cleaning, Jessica went to the men’s restrooms, like Alice requested. Not to clean up the mess…but to make it. You see, Jessica wasn’t like other girls. Sure, when you saw her you would think so. And as Jessica shut, and locked, the restroom door behind her and looked in the mirror, she did too…
At 5’10 Jessica was tall for a woman, though not quite as tall as her boss. And like her mother she was quite blessed in the chest department, the two shapely round globes were nearly the size of dodge balls and couldn’t quite be hidden underneath the baggy shirt she wore. And if she did not hide her body so, then most of her female classmates would be quite jealous at the curves her athletic body had.
Her slender arms and legs were discreetly muscled, her butt was firm…and quite nicely shaped if Jessica thought so herself. And her stomach was stripped of all excess fat, showing hints of a nice set of abdominal muscles…even if she ate like a pig sometimes. So why wouldn’t she be seen as a normal girl you ask? Was there something wrong with her face?
No, although her mother’s skin was lighter than Jessica’s tanned flesh, she had inherited her mother’s looks. And although her high, thin cheekbones and sharp jawline, combined with her arched eyebrows gave her a slightly severe look, she was beautiful. Even though she barely wore any make-up and kept her messy ash brown hair in a simple ponytail.
What made Jessica different from other girls was very simple…
Jessica quickly slipped in the bathroom stall closest to the door, and tugged down her baggy, unflattering, sweatpants with a grunt. And, surprise, surprise, a thick, 14-inch cock swept up and loudly smacked against her stomach and a pair of big, smooth balls came into the open. Jessica quickly wrapped her small, dainty hands around the fat, pulsing shaft and began jerking her sensitive cock as quickly as she could.
So, as you’ve probably guessed by now, Jessica was born a hermaphrodite and had both male and female genitals…though her pussy was usually covered by her balls. This, unfortunately, also gave her a boosted libido. When she was younger she got rid of all that pent-up energy by masturbating excessively…until her mother had walked in on her one day.
The two already had a rocky relationship, Jessica assumed because her dad walked out on her because she was born like a hermaphrodite, but after that even she and her mother hadn’t spoken for weeks! It was then that she started burning off her lusts by going to the gym and working it off by exercise…until she started working here and noticed how many sweaty, grunting people there were in a gym.
Yeah, hindsight’s a bitch.
So now she had to get rid of all this lust by jerking off at work. It wasn’t perfect, but at least things worked out between her and her mother. And no one had caught her…yet.
Jessica felt herself coming closer to her release, which was signalled by thin streamers of precum running from the tip of her penis to coat her shaft. Causing loud *snickt-snickt-snickt* sounds to echo through the restrooms. Before she could truly reach a satisfying climax however, a feminine giggle caused her to stop and completely freeze in her motions.
‘My, aren’t you a little late you naughty boy?’ said the voice of the woman who had laughed from the stall next to Jessica.
Jessica didn’t dare to speak, she didn’t even move. The woman in the other stall responded with a sigh, and simply continued speaking.
‘Tell you what, since it’s so late…I’ll make it a freebie,’ she purred. ‘Just remove the toilet paper holder mounted to the wall, and we can get started…’
Wondering just what the hell was going on, Jessica didn’t move a muscle…so many questions ran through her head: ‘Who was in that other stall? What would happen if she did what she said? What if this some sort of prank?’
…But she eventually caved in, and lifted the toilet paper holder from the wall to reveal…a glory-hole? Looks like she wasn’t the only one to blame for the messes in the man’s restrooms after all…
As soon as she did, a pretty mouth with cute, pink lips appeared. ‘Now, now…I was afraid you were getting shy,’ the mouth purred, smiling. ‘Why don’t you shove that cock of yours through this hole? I know how much you need it…I could hear you jacking off…’ and with that the pink set of lips disappeared.
There was no use denying that. Slightly nervous the hermaphrodite turned to face the glory-hole, and pushed the big, angry head of her member through it. The woman on the other side made a delighted little sound that grew longer, and louder, as Jessica pushed the rest of her member through it.
‘Oh my,’ the mystery woman said hotly. ‘You’re a big one, aren’t you?’
Jessica could only grunt in response as she felt the hot breath of the woman on her throbbing cockhead, and her member twitched in response. The stranger giggled softly and wrapped a soft, slender hand around Jessica’s monstrous cock and slowly started to jerk it.
‘I can barely fit my hand around it…’ she whispered in awe as Jessica tried to stifle a pleasured gasp.
In response to the mysterious woman’s hand stroking her cock, Jessica started to make short, slow thrust, which resulted in her awkwardly trying to fuck the woman’s hand. But she stopped when the woman in the other stall clucked her tongue, and roughly squeezed Jessica’s throbbing prick.
‘You’re an eager one, aren’t you?’ she asked, slightly annoyed. ‘Fine, I’ll give you what you want…’
And when those soft, velvety pink lips of the mystery woman finally wrapped around the angry, purple crown of her cock Jessica grunted darkly and her softly pumping hips froze completely. As the talented cocksucker in the other stall swallowed more and more of her thick, lengthy shaft Jessica had to bite her bottom lip to keep herself from releasing a moan, or any other sound that would betray her as a woman.
But she had other ways of showing how much she was enjoying the blowjob of the mystery woman. As more and more of her lengthy prick was swallowed in the stranger’s hot, tight throat Jessica’s cockend started to drool hot, sticky ropes of precum again that the woman in the other stall was all too happy to swallow. Unfortunately for Jessica however, the cocksucker couldn’t quite manage to swallow the entirety of her monstercock.
When around 9 or 10 inches of her cock were crammed down the stranger’s throat, she started to gag and cough. Announcing that this was all she could swallow…and instead started to gently suckle on the length while rocking her head backwards and forwards. Jessica purred softly as she felt the mystery woman’s tongue running over her sensitive shaft and started to gently move her hips at the same pace as the stranger sucked on the first 10 inches or so of her cock.
Unfortunately for the cocksucking stranger, Jessica needed more to reach her orgasm. With a grunt the brunette started to hammer her hips more furiously, moaning softly as the woman in the other stall gagged and coughed as her face got fucked by the 14 inch prick. As she hammered away at the stranger’s poor throat, Jessica reached for her dripping pussy with one hand and buried two of her slender fingers in the pink, clenching tunnel.
With the combined simulation of cock being sucked, and her pussy fingered, it didn’t take long for Jessica to reach climax. She stopped moving her hips as a shiver went through her body, her member twitched in the mystery woman’s throat before the first rope of thick, hot jizz shot from Jessica’s cockhead and her drooling cunny clenched down on her fingers.
Jessica stifled a pleasured scream as she fired rope after rope of salty cum down the throat of a stranger. She felt so deliciously naughty as she clenched her eyes shut and removed her fingers from her pussy, sucking her juices off of her digits and imagining that it belonged to the woman in the other stall. But when she felt how her member left the stranger’s warm, wet throat, and her dick hit the cold air, she released a little surprised squeak. Causing her fingers to leave her mouth, while she pictured how the rest of her load splattered against the woman’s face and chest.
‘Wow…’ the woman in the other stall muttered after Jessica’s cock finally stopped blasting cum everywhere. ‘You cum like a fire hose, don’t you?’
But instead of answering, Jessica panicked. She quickly pulled her softening member from the glory-hole and pulled her pants up before leaving the stall. Unfortunately before she could unlock the restroom door and escape, the other stall opened and it’s occupant left as well.
…And of course it just had to be someone Jessica knew…
‘Rhudo? What are you doing here?’ the blonde Head Cheerleader, and Queen Bitch, known as Alison West asked Jessica.
Seeing a way out, Jessica turned to face Alison. ‘I’m here to clean up the men’s restrooms as it is almost closing time,’ Then she eyed Alison up and down, taking in the lumps of thick spunk that clung to her golden blonde hair, and soiled the small white top that covered her small, but shapely chest. ‘What are you doing here?’ she then asked.
Alison had the decency to blush, but despite her innocent, pixie face with big blue eyes and button nose…she was anything but innocent. ‘What, you’ve never seen spunk before, virgin?’ the blonde asked with a sneer.
Not sure how to respond to that, Jessica simply blushed and began to stammer. Then she took a deep breath, and unlocked the door. ‘Here, now leave while I clean this mess up.’
‘No.’ Alison said after a few moments of silence.
‘Wh-what?’ was Jessica’s reply.
‘Look, I’m not sure what you’re trying to accomplish but I’m not going to let you blackmail me,’ Alison said angrily, as she poked Jessica in the stomach. ‘Now, get your little friend out here, I’ll make sure he won’t talk either…whoever he is.’
‘Friend?’ Jessica muttered, confused.
‘Yeah, the guy who was in the stall just now,’ Alison replied. ‘Now, where is he?’
‘He…just left.’ Jessica replied.
‘Did he now…’ the blonde mused as her eyes drifted towards Jessica’s groin.
Unfortunately seeing the 5 foot tall head cheerleader of her school covered in spunk had had an effect on Jessica, and caused her flaccid cock to rise…showing quite the obvious bulge, even in the baggy sweatpants she wore. But before she could make an excuse, or escape the rest rooms, Alison dropped to her haunches in front of Jessica and tugged her sweats down.
Alison gasped and stared dumbfounded as Jessica’s massive pole appeared in her field of vision. It was still covered with saliva and spunk, but the blonde continued to stare at it. Even as the heavy pole slapped against her cute button nose.
‘Wh-wha-what is this?’ the blonde stammered.
‘Uhm…I can explain?’ Jessica ventured.
‘You have a cock…but you’re a girl…’ Alison mumbled in confusion.
‘Basically, yeah…’ Jessica replied while scratching the back of her head.
‘I want to try it.’ Alison suddenly said.
‘W-what!?’ this time it was Jessica’s turn to reply dumbfounded.
‘I haven’t seen such a big cock in my life…Let me try it, or I’ll tell everyone at school.’
‘Bu-but I’m a girl…’ was Jessica’s response, although her cock twitched happily.
‘Don’t care,’ Alison muttered as she went to sit on the marble countertop that held the wash basins. ‘Now, why don’t you tug down my pants nice and slow…’
There were rumours back at school about Alison West fucking her way through the school’s staff and student body to get what she wanted, so Jessica shouldn’t be quite so surprised…but she still was a virgin, and this was her first time with someone. Alison wasn’t quite the person she envisioned giving her virginity to, but being a hermaphrodite the blonde could be her only to chance to lose it.
First Jessica kicked off her sweats, and then dropped to her haunches in front of the petite blonde. She ran her hands up the long, shapely legs that had been discreetly muscled by Alison’s years of cheerleading and gymnastics. Eventually she laid her hands on the blonde’s hips and dug her fingers in the tight, black short shorts Alison wore, which clearly showed off her plump labia through the fabric.
Alison was breathing heavily by this point, and with a look of hunger in her eyes Jessica began to tug down her shorts. It went slowly at first, but when the blonde’s plump pussy came into view, with strings of gelatinous juices clinging to her puffy lips, Jessica couldn’t resist quickly tugging the shorts down. Once the soaked garment hit the floor, the brunette quickly rose to her feet and placed the fat crown of her pulsing prick against Alison’s needy snatch.
‘Come on, what are you waiting for…?’ Alison whispered in an annoyed tone of voice while she shifted her body anxiously.
Jessica responded by laying her hands on the blonde’s hips before slowly pushing forward. Alison released a sharp gasp as the herm’s fat cockhead spread her labia wide as it sunk into her dripping cunny, Jessica herself moaned as she entered the blonde’s tight, little pussy and felt it spreading around her member.
‘It’s so big!’ the blonde moaned as the 14 inch pussy-pleaser slowly disappeared into her moist, pink tunnel.
‘It’s not even halfway in yet.’ was Jessica’s response, and she allowed herself a smug smile at the cheerleader’s look of surprise.
The rest of Jessica’s monstrous member soon followed, which caused Alison’s to become as wide as saucers while she opened her mouth in a silent scream. It also caused Jessica to find out that the blonde was a squirter, as a geyser of girlcum shot from Alison’s plump, twitching cunt to soil Jessica’s shirt.
Even after her cunny stopped squirting, Alison’s legs were still wildly flailing around while the blonde shook her head as if she was trying to deny her orgasm. ‘It’s kissing my womb… It’s kissing my womb…’ she whispered softly to herself as the crown of Jessica’s cock was pressed against her cervix.
Throughout the petite cheerleader’s orgasm, Jessica hadn’t moved. But as she stared in the blonde’s big, needy eyes, she couldn’t resist moving her hips. Alison released soft mewls of pleasure as the long, thick dick in her pussy began to move, streamers of femcum escaped her twitching cunny every time the fat cockhead bumped against her cervix, and the shaft spread her pink folds wide.
But Jessica wanted more, and slowly began to move a little faster. To this, the blonde cheerleader reacted with a squeal of delight that bounced off the walls of the rest room. Alison had completely forgotten that she was fucking with Jessica, a girl with a cock, and gave in to the pleasure, as Jessica soon noticed. Alison began to try and move her hips with Jessica, even from her awkward position, and pulled her cum-stained top over her head, revealing her hand-filling, conical breasts.
Jessica watched the cheerleader’s softly bouncing boobs, and couldn’t resist moving her face closer to it. As she pumped her hips, she lowered her head and wrapped her full lips around one rosy pink, suckable nipple. She tasted her own salty cum when she tickled the sensitive nub with her tongue, but didn’t care. Strings of thick, pearly precum sprayed from Jessica’s pulsing pole to coat the walls of Alison’s pink pussy, and the blonde squealed in delight as the heat filled her…and with the added lubrication, it became all that easier for Jessica to hammer her cock into the cheerleader clenching cunt.
Thanks to the brutal pace at which Jessica was pounding away at Alison’s pussy, it didn’t take long before the blonde cervix gave way and her cock slammed into the cheerleader’s womb. At this Alison released a shriek in both pain and pleasure, and after mumbling a few warbled words her pussy tightened around Jessica’s cock like a silken vice while her groin and stomach got showered by a fountain of Alison’s gelatinous juices.
Alison’s body soon went slack after her massive climax had ran its course, aside from the occasional leg twitch the blonde didn’t move…but Jessica still hadn’t reached her own orgasm, and she didn’t think that jacking herself off was going to do much good after she got a sweet, sweet taste of cheerleader pussy.
‘Sorry there, West,’ Jessica muttered as she removed her mouth from the cheerleader’s nipple. ‘But just see this as revenge for tossing that dissected frog from biology in my locker…’ and with that flimsy excuse, the brunette started to thrust her cock back into the barely conscious Alison.
The petite cheerleader moaned softly as Jessica pounded away at her drooling cunny, her eyes had rolled back in her head during her orgasm and her tongue lolled from her mouth as well…She had clearly enjoyed herself, but Jessica did not care that she didn’t seem to be conscious. Now it was her turn to orgasm. So the brunette slightly lifted Alison so she could lay her hands on the blonde’s firm, petite rump and squeezed the halves of her as roughly, while burying her face between the cheerleader’s modest breasts.
Fortunately, it didn’t take long for Jessica to reach her orgasm. Alison seemed to have on small, last climax that gave Jessica’s monstrous member just the simulation she needed. And with a loud, dark grunt the hermaphrodite raised her head from between the blonde’s tits and felt her balls clench. So Jessica quickly pulled out, and aimed her pulsing cock towards the cheerleader.
With a sharp moan the first ropes of hot, lumpy white jizz sprayed from her distended cumslit to loudly splatter against the blonde’s cute, pixie-like face. Fat wads of the slimy gunk ended up in her hair, splattered against her forehead and nose…but also ended up falling on her tongue as it lolled from her mouth, and against her pretty pink lips.
The second volley of Jessica’s spunk didn’t quite have the force of her first, and instead the hot, white slime ended up smacking against the cheerleader’s chin and swan-like neck. But the remaining ropes of jizz splattered against the blonde’s hand-filling breasts, nearly completely covering the orbs with a layer of thick, lumpy cum.
When the last strings of jizz splattered on Alison’s flat, taut belly…Jessica realized what she had done. She quickly pulled up her sweats and went to get a lot of toilet paper to clean up most of the drying cum that clung to the petite blonde’s body, and she managed to get the most of it. Then she put Alison’s clothes back on, and unlocked the door to the rest rooms to grab the cleaning supplies she had left standing outside…
About half an hour later she had managed to clean the restrooms completely! But Alison was still out of it…
Afraid to get help and to try and explain what had happened to Alice, Jessica instead fled the restrooms…She left the door wide open so that Alison would be found, but after putting the cleaning supplies back where they belonged she left the gym and grabbed her bicycle outside to quickly peddle home
Cammy White adjusted her beret and stepped out of her dressing room. Her green leotard was riding up her ass, making it into more of a thong, but that was the point. The tight costume really made her tits look great, she liked how her nipples were clearly visible under the fabric. Cammy looked down at her legs, they were long and slender, but also well-toned, her paintjob had come off great, giving her the impression of camouflage. She wore a yellow tie around her neck, she found that a lot of people found it sexy. Confident in appearance, she made her way towards the arena.
The heat from the lights bathed her skin, while the video cameras caught her every movement. She breathed deeply as she slowed down her heartrate, it had been pounding in her chest like every time she was getting ready to fight.
Then in walked Chun Li and Cammy’s jaw dropped. The seasoned fighter was rocking one of the most impressive bodies that she had ever seen. Usually Chun Li was wearing clothes more designed for fighting, things with puffy shirts and skirts. However now she was wearing only a bathing suit and Cammy couldn’t believe what she saw. Chun Li’s tits were incredible, the best rack that she’d ever seen, barely contained by her tiny blue top and a fantastic ass with nothing but the smallest g-string ever covering her pussy.
Cammy wasn’t sure how she was going to focus on the fight but she had to, she had put off finding out who she was going to have to fuck if she lost. Unfortunately, now she had to look over to the sidelines and see who was waiting for her. The man was M. Bison, a shadow from both Chun Li and her pasts. Cammy was worried that if she fucked the man, she would fall instantly back into her Shadaloo ways.
She was still dumb-struck when the fight began. Chun Li rushed her and threw her foot towards Cammy’s face, the military girl took the blow hard but quickly responded with a series of punches, each blocked by the bikini-clad Asian girl.
Cammy threw a kick at the side of Chun Li’s legs, but she jumped over it, so instead the soldier punched her as hard as she could at the woman’s exposed stomach. While Chun Li struggled to her feet, Cammy performed a cartwheel kick that landed directly in her chest. Then the fight was pretty much over… Chun Li’s top fell off. The soldier liked to think she was a good enough fighter that she wouldn’t be distracted by a set of tits, it was a tactic she often employed herself, but it caused her to look long enough that she couldn’t react in time to block the high kick that landed under her chin and sent her sailing through the air. The soldier landed hard on the ground and couldn’t see herself getting up, so finally the referee called the fight over.
Chun Li was nice enough to help Cammy to her feet, but cruel enough to give her a little push in Bison’s direction. Chun Li gave Cammy one last slap on the ass and said, “have fun.”
“If it’s going to be so much fun, how about you do it for me?”
“No chance,” Chun Li giggled and strutted away, grabbing her top off of the ground but not putting it on.
Bison maintained his sinister grin as he watched Cammy approach, he was wearing his trademark hat with just a crimson robe to match it rather than his usual military garb and cape.
“I knew it was nothing more than just a matter of time before you found yourself on your knees in front of me again,” M. Bison gloated as he opened his robe and showed Cammy his large cock.
Cammy looked up at him and scoffed, “don’t make more than this than it is. I’m just doing this because I have to.”
“You and I both know that you HAVE to,” M. Bison added, holding his cock for Cammy to begin her duties.
The cameras zoomed in as the girl extended her tongue and ran it along the underside of Bison’s cock. Her agile tongue swirled around the head as she looked up at the villain while trying her best to look sexy for the people watching at home. She ran her tongue up and down every inch of the rod, kissing the meat before accepting the tip into her mouth and starting to suck.
Cammy sealed her lips tightly around the helmet as her hand grasped around the base and started to pump up and down softly. Bison’s hand ran through her hair, sending chills down her spine, but she focused on the task at hand and soldiered on.
The leotard-clad fighter sucked and stroked efficiently, moving quickly and gracefully. Bison’s hand bring her mouth closer and closer to his body, driving his cock into her mouth. Both of Cammy’s hands moved to Bison’s thighs, holding tight as she slipped the cock into her throat. Her lips curled back as she sneered and tried not to choke on the dick. A light cough escaped past her lips, saliva dripped down her chin but she held her face tight against Bison’s torso.
Tears clouded the mascara around her eyes, streaming down her cheeks as she pulled off of the dick with a loud gasp. Bison’s cock was slick with Cammy’s saliva, she returned to stroking as she caught her breath.
“You always were a loyal dog, Cammy,” Bison commented, his hands on his hips as Cammy sucked. The hate was clearly visible in her eyes as she looked up at him, “and you are proving to be quite the capable whore.”
Abruptly the blonde stood up and pushed Bison off of his feet onto the chair conveniently located behind him. She refused to acknowledge him as more than a cock attached to a random man as she stripped out of her leotard.
Bison admired her perfectly-shaped tits and gorgeous nude body as she climbed onto his lap. She reached back and aimed the tip of Bison’s cock into her pussy.
“I feel how wet you are, Cammy,” the villain smiled, “are you possibly thinking about returning to the Shadaloo?”
Cammy gritted her teeth and grabbed the chair’s backrest, bouncing up and down to drive the cock deep inside of her pussy. Her round ass thrust up and down as Bison’s thick cock spread her pussy lips wide, a tight fit but Cammy was willing to accept it. In truth, she actually was starting to enjoy herself.
The soldier’s long blonde hair hung down her naked back as it arched. Bison’s strong hands grabbed her ass and squeezed hard, not completely stopping it from shaking and jiggling erotically. Bison placed his face between her tits, feeling the soft skin against each cheek as Cammy moved up and down on his rod.
Bison slapped Cammy hard on the ass, the sound echoing through the small room. The blonde let out a sound, and was horrified at how close it sounded to a pleasured moan. She waited for Bison to make a remark, but when she looked down at him he just smiled and slapped her again, harder.
Cammy twisted around, placing her back on Bison’s chest, she was surprised when he stopped her and removed his cock from her cunt. The soldier was slightly puzzled for a second until she felt the tip moving towards her anus. She protested in her head for a moment, then quickly realized that she’d signed a contract and Bison was allowed to do whatever he wanted to her.
The solider closed her eyes and gritted her teeth as she sat down and slid the cock into her asshole. She’d tried anal before, but was never able to get completely used to the feeling of having a hard dick inside her sensitive hole. Her hand moved to her pussy and started to rub, stimulating herself back into the neighborhood of pleasure.
Cammy swept her hair back as she started to bounce up and down again, her jaw hanging open in as she panted heavily. Bison’s arms wrapped around her, his hands latching onto her breasts with an iron grip. Between the nipple squeezing, the penetration and her own hand on her pussy, Cammy was now starting to moan with complete pleasure, she’d completely given up the act of being miserable.
She inserted two of her fingers into her pussy and started to rapidly finger herself, her eyebrows raised in a face of both agony and ecstasy at the same time. Bison started to thrust his hips hard, pounding her asshole with his incredible strength and stamina. His cock drove inside her deep, spreading her asshole wide.
“You’ve done well, whore,” Bison complimented, “now finish me with your mouth, like a good slave.”
Cammy was off of his lap in a flash, there was absolutely no hesitation in her brain as she whipped her hair back and inserted the cock into her mouth. She pumped her hand up and down and sucked on the head, her tongue swirling around the helmet. She moaned contently, sucking with all of her exceptional skill until she could feel Bison’s cock starting to swell in her grip.
She felt great satisfaction as the villain shot his hearty load into her open mouth, without being ordered Cammy swallowed, feeling the cum sliding down her throat and into her stomach.
Bison brushed the hair out of Cammy’s face and with complete smugness he said, “welcome back to the Shadaloo.”
Cammy wanted to tell him to go fuck himself, but she knew she’d already crossed the line back.
NEXT: KARIN VS. CHUN LI!!! A WINNER IS CROWNED, A LOSER IS FUCKED!!!!
With the freckled girl gone again and both of the other women distracted, Rain makes his move. He leans forward and grabs Gisa’s shaky legs and yanks hard, pulling the shemale off balance back towards him. The rock star flails frantically, grabbing onto whatever she can behind her to pull herself up while Jessica takes the opportunity to breathe and massage her throat. This happens to be Rain’s thighs, and he waits, holding his dick in perfect position as Gisa tugs on him. She unwittingly pushes Rain’s cock past her O-ring and into her sphincter, squealing as the sudden occupation of her dirtiest space pokes against her prostate. The devious Rain wastes no time in supporting her in that position, lest she fall off of him and stop milking his fuckstick with that delicious ass, and he takes hold of her neck and a tuft of her blonde hair, pulling her head back and her back into an arch.
Jealous of the attention the dickgirl is getting, Jessica crawls forward on her hands and bare knees, giant toys sticking out of her behind like some bizarre tail. Gisa’s cock soars up every time Rain sodomizes her, and her leathery ballsac bounces up and down underneath it tantalizingly. The purple haired girl grabs onto the prick in front of her with one hand, masturbating for the woman who has no free hands to play with her cock, and chomping a pear sized testicle in her mouth, nibbling on the sperm factory to produce more hot spunk.
Pressured like this, with people attending to both her masculine and feminine needs, Gisa’s orgasm rises and falls upon her in a crashing wave. Her tongue lolls out as thick streams of baby batter spray out of her cock, landing on the toes of the returning Sliver, who has just entered the room. Behind her, the stage boss calls out through the door, “Ms. Eiffel! Five minutes to showtime!”
The distracted woman almost doesn’t notice, so lost she is in the throbbing of her cock as it dribbles more cum into the hair of the girl servicing her package. “Ja!” she screams ecstatically. “I’m cumming!”
Out in the hallway, the stage boss hears her cry of lust, and awkwardly mumbles, “…okay,” before shuffling off to his duties
With the freckled girl gone again and both of the other women distracted, Rain makes his move. He leans forward and grabs Gisa’s shaky legs and yanks hard, pulling the shemale off balance back towards him. The rock star flails frantically, grabbing onto whatever she can behind her to pull herself up while Jessica takes the opportunity to breathe and massage her throat. This happens to be Rain’s thighs, and he waits, holding his dick in perfect position as Gisa tugs on him. She unwittingly pushes Rain’s cock past her O-ring and into her sphincter, squealing as the sudden occupation of her dirtiest space pokes against her prostate. The devious Rain wastes no time in supporting her in that position, lest she fall off of him and stop milking his fuckstick with that delicious ass, and he takes hold of her neck and a tuft of her blonde hair, pulling her head back and her back into an arch.
Jealous of the attention the dickgirl is getting, Jessica crawls forward on her hands and bare knees, giant toys sticking out of her behind like some bizarre tail. Gisa’s cock soars up every time Rain sodomizes her, and her leathery ballsac bounces up and down underneath it tantalizingly. The purple haired girl grabs onto the prick in front of her with one hand, masturbating for the woman who has no free hands to play with her cock, and chomping a pear sized testicle in her mouth, nibbling on the sperm factory to produce more hot spunk.
Pressured like this, with people attending to both her masculine and feminine needs, Gisa’s orgasm rises and falls upon her in a crashing wave. Her tongue lolls out as thick streams of baby batter spray out of her cock, landing on the toes of the returning Sliver, who has just entered the room. Behind her, the stage boss calls out through the door, “Ms. Eiffel! Five minutes to showtime!”
The distracted woman almost doesn’t notice, so lost she is in the throbbing of her cock as it dribbles more cum into the hair of the girl servicing her package. “Ja!” she screams ecstatically. “I’m cumming!”
Out in the hallway, the stage boss hears her cry of lust, and awkwardly mumbles, “…okay,” before shuffling off to his duties
needs more tits
The name’s DanFromSales, I’ll be on that list someday. When my parents asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up, I said a shadbase celebrity.
Reminds me of your bioshock art style, it looks great btw.
Well HERE are the nominees;
Most Flaming; Checkiton (towards traps) Pooh, Unkown, Adventuretime fag, Axel, Tirantloblanc.
Most Funny; Deadpool, gifspy (funny gifs), Pooh, woah, Dr. Coolsex ,Chappa.
Most Creative There wasn’t TOO many so I had to make Gifs creative in a sense too; Masterfitz, that one guy pooh mentioned with the story i couldn’t find, gifspy, Pooh himself, Deadpool. Again really bad category pick but it deserves some mentioning.
Most Hated (this involves NO hard feelings); Pooh, Adventure Time Fag, Axel, Unkown,
Most Loved; Checkiton, Holothewolf, Blacknekonomi, Zeney91, Chappa, Ridely, Frossty, Wabbajack, Skelly (I MISS HIM MAN), Deadpool,
NOTICE MOST ANNOYING HAS BEEN REMOVED.
Kindest/Biggest suck up; Wabbajack, Ridely Chappa, Dr. Coolsex, Checkiton, Holo, Nekonomi, Zeney91 Wolfjob.
IF YOU HAVE more people with examples of people or think you should be on a different category or another please tell me, but if not the awards will be at the END of April, there is a lot of tallies to go over.
3 nominations?! HOT DAMN!! Our lord JonTron would be proud, blessed be his soul…
So far with the tallies i think i have made the right choices, the awards might be given sooner rather than later.
I’m rooting for ya deadpool.
I’m rooting for me to!
Wait why am I nominated for 2 piss choices 0_o……. whatever, So long as deadpool wins
Piss? Did I forget to put you on kindest? Well you’re on kindest and Loved. You’re taken off hated I didn’t mean that huh, Brainfart!
Well this is wat i’ve been waiting for, thank you, except for the dickgirl one, i avoid those….
POOH WHERE YOU AT I WANT YOU ON THIS DICK
Calm your tits bro.
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NIGGA HURRY THE FUCK AND PISS OUT
She didn’t seem like the type to have one of those, but I guess she’s a shad girl now. So she has to.
SHUTUP BITCH
I don’t know if you’ve maybe… taken a liking to Natalia Poklonskaya yet but…
can you make a cum version of this
Why I visit Shadbase? Well.. Sometimes the art is really awesome. And sometimes I find guys which fit my preference for men. Yeah..
Oh and I don’t know. The piercings on the “Shad-Girls” are sometimes weird for me but I kind of want to see more.
And brutality! (Like Ellie cutting this throat.)
Actually, the ol’ Shad(G)base has left us. Mostly for Shag, blood was a common part of a balanced breakfast! Now, it’s as rare as children liver.
In all seriousness, Shag is more for your “appealing fetishes”. Those that most people DON’T share. Fill in the blanks with your fetishes.
___________, ______, _____, __________________.
OH GOD NOT THE LAST ONE!
That’s just too far…
Try BlackPeopleMeet.com it’s a little weird at first but they get over the fact you’re white eventually.
The last picture made me whimper…. so embarrassing, but I don’t blame myself, it’s sooo hot
This sort of reminds me of the Rosalina pic you’ve done awhile back. Rosalina and Elsa do look alike.
*bows down* PRAISE BE
I really love your work and hope to see all your shadalicus work on frozen.
Man shadman did it again with sonic that sad that it was the last one and I was hoping that he had one more in him but I guess all’s well that ends well…for now right shad? oh and are busy do another one on frozen or oh an new project?
Oh sweet jesus we definately need more!
now thats a tasty looking popsicle
Love your art man and would love tp see more anal piercings
please do more frozen, and if you feel up to it, could you please do a comic? even if its short, i’m pretty sure the people of this website would love you very much. I know I do.
Should defenitly be Elsa and Anna sex comic. Red heads, yum
K got it to work love the art shad
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How do I link my gravatar account with shadbase ???
STOP PENIS IN SHADBASE PLZ!!!
I understand you. If I were allergic to peanuts I would go to the grocery store everyday and request them to stop selling peanuts to people, because I don’t like them.
That was irony
that was sarcasm
STOP DOUCHEBAGS IN SHADBASE PLZ!!!
So basically you’re like a vegan. “OMG I DON’T EAT MEAT- THEREFORE NOBODY ELSE CAN”
I’ll be darned if that lip bite in the end doesn’t bring the whole picture together.
Shadman you art is perfect dude can u make the comic kamehasutra from pandora box but with your style
Are you gonna do more frozen pics
Yes, but later.
im not sure how I feel about this on one hand your art is like eye candy at this point on the other Elsa is still too dear to me to look at her that way. For instance I have been starring at the pics for like 5 minutes now , and i dont have a hard on.
http://www.viagra.com/
Go there that should help you
holy shit shad, thats fap fucking tastic
please shadman do more elsa so I can tell you how cool and badass you are! also can you get elsa to fuck anna? anyway it would be so alsome!
Lets be honest, someone would’ve done something like this eventually, lets be thankful that it was Shad
I think I speak for everyone when I say You should really make more frozen art. Show some Anna! Or more Elsa! Or both! Elsa with a dick and Anna getting plowed makes perfect sense. Elsa was all repressed because of her ice powers and her having a dick even though she was a woman. When she was freed from her royal obligations she probably fucked every piece of ass she could find! And Anna is so desperate for love that she’d let anyone or anything fuck her just for the human/animal/snowman contact!
I like that idea
Please Shad gives us this as a comic
speak for yourself, this overrated disney bitch should stick as a one off
You do not speak for us so stop pretending.
Fuck that.
I have my own way of thinking. I really don’t want anymore frozen.
BLASPHEMOUS SWINE
FILTH
SCUM
TRAITOR TO THE FACELESS ONES
CHINA SORROWS
…. I beg your pardon?
I agree
Oh man! today i was wondering when i would see these. Youre than man Shad!!
Glad you did this drawing, Shad. DROX will be pleased (sarcasm intended)
What happened to Teen Titans Go Fuck? Did that die off?
I wish he would finish it. I really want
to see Starfire getting screwed.
shut the fuck up
No you.
Nope. it’s still in progress.
Well, im here for the Art work and for the sexual things
I like the pictures you draw, and im everytime excited which next thing you will draw, ( or which childhood you wanna destroy next xD )
Dont like only silhouettes of the pictures so the colours are awesome.
(still trying to learn how to do the shades with pen an paper ^^ )
Code Lyoko
I would love to see more Frozen in the future! Your drawings are so good!
“You know Ironically I was saying to myself the other night Shad hasn’t made any frozen stuff…” It’s true he did say that.
Yeah more stuff like that please
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!! I LOVE THIS SHAD!!!! TTTTTTHHHHHAAAAAANKKKKKK YYYYYOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!
Glad you like it!
I. Visit shadbase sexually for the pictures, read the comments for entertainment, and watch the speed drawing videos for education on art.
Great combination.
Lip biting holy God s sexy. It balances out the penis.
Shad just wanted to say that the frozen cum was a great idea! Perhaps next time, we called also get to see some tits. i have noticed shad your more of an ass man, to a breast man; would you say thats a fair statement?
Ass over breasts any day.
Speak the truth, Shad, speak the truth
Although i love a good ass. I prefer breasts
Please more Frozen content.
Frozen lesbian comic please!
Woah! Just perfect! Hmm.. The piercing bothers me a little bit but the rest is just perfect! And yes! Comic with Elsa and Anna!♥
Please do an incest lesbian comic between Elsa and Anna! Oh, and maybe include the reindeer as well for some beastiality action~
Did you see this one pic too? (This one.. http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1458908#) ^^
Yeah, that’s where I got the idea. I’d love that, but in comic form.
Am I the only one who wants shad to draw her being castrated
I am not sure but I suppose so.
Interesting suggestion.
Please more frozen penis
Shut the fk up u retarded fk no penis in shad base u sick fuck
Lolwat
Ooooo perfect short story; You wake up from what seemed to be a nightmare with a giant snow golem attack. Obviously wiping away your crazy fears you blame it on the higher elevations of the mountain and proceed to get up from your makeshift bed, although you don’t remember making it. Suddenly like a strange force of gravity, you slip and fall. Cursing the laws of nature and gravity you realize that you slipped on ice, perfect, detailed, ice.
The sunrise reveals to you that you are no longer just on the mountain, you’re in what seems to be a castle made of ice. Exploring around your curiosity begins to surpass your fear of how the hell you got there.
After several moments of wondering this castle, you hear the foot steps of what appears to be high heels clicked against the frozen floor.
“Ah, you’re actually awake? I though you surely perished from my watch dog.”
Slightly terrified you turn around to see, the stunning and lovely figure of the new queen, wearing a strikingly more beautiful dress than last seen from her coronation, which was only hours ago. You knew of her abilities but the care in her eyes made you unafraid of her and you felt pity for her ridicule at her coronation.
“Not much of a talker huh? Well allow me to introduce my self, I am Elsa the…Snow Queen” Those last two words were filled with slight remorse and sadness you couldn’t help but feel bad.
You suddenly find some words to say, “oh so sorry to be rude my Queen my name is _________ at your fair service.” you bow to show respect. She motions for you to rise.
I would go on but those who like to bear the naughty bits would be disappointed by dicks.
I visit the bases to get away from the shell of my life, the cold monotonous torture of the everyday routine of the ‘common man’ when I know inside that i will be forgotten like a paper thrown into a garbage bin, to be some one who i wish i was, not the insane killer of a clown, but someone who enjoys the color in life and wants to break the every day routine and do what he WANTS not what he HAS to do.
Also I really like to masturbate.
*CONTEST UPDATE*
Nominees will take longer than expected there is A LOT to go over.
that was a shit comeback
The request was shittier. If you don’t want to see dickgirls stop scrolling when you get to the second image.
please no dick girls !
very plz such straight wow much considerate
”Much Considerate” Well, if you consider the amount of Cock we are having in Shagbase, it’s just obvious we need more pussies around
Shut the fuck up you cancer cell.
Plsss more!!!
wow i like what you did shadman ! thanks :)
Couldn’t resist could you?
But seriously, the inevitable good smut drawings for Elsa/Anna have been pretty scare.
Its called “hentai” and its art
I am an art appreciator.
I would have lost hope in the world, had no one posted that.
We definitely need more of this! That is a demand.
deberías hacer un dibujo de Mavis Dracula
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you should draw a picture of Mavis Dracula
Thats a good idea
Maybe I will eventually.
So when is the next page of lol coming out ?
Tuesday
Tuesday will be spazkid’s update ?
Yes.
Hey pls do a comic
Hi Shad, you should totally make her fuck her lister with an ice strap-on, then once she’s done and plan to leave, her lister grab the ite Dick and fuck her ass with it as a revenge! Plus, the melting ice is self-lubricating…
That awesome !!!
My god when I saw the first image and started scrolling down I was really, really, really hoping there would one with futa. And there was! The girl looked so ridiculously nice and with the dress lifted up it just would have been so perfect. Yeah this is one of my most favorite images of yours that you have ever drawn.
Glad you like it man.
After I saw the first picture, I hoped so much, that there would be a dickgirl version…. and there was one! I love the third picture!
Do you visit shah base by any chance?
I think that site is more suited for you.
*shagbase
Would love to see more Frozen in the future, perhaps involving Elsa and the horse :)
oh shadman you’ve done it again. also nice addition with the arrow keys to scroll through pages. makes it a lot easier to for me to catch up with your work or read a comic.
Glad that can be useful.
hahahah the last one is killing me …..such a smile XD
Hey shad you can make a few pictures of infamous second son?
that wouldl be great ! :)
I would say I visit shad/shagbase for all the reasons above excepting \sexual\, because I’m currently following a no-fap challenge out of curiosity to see what happens. (However I found this years ago through rule34)
I know it’s a contradiction but I keep coming here daily.
>I’m currently following a no-fap challenge
….
You ain’t foolin’ anybody.
I’ts the thruth !
It’s complicated, because sometimes coming here means gettin a boner.
shad i would love to see more of elsa and anya from frozen your art is just fucking tops
Her nuts look like they are mooning me.
They need some warmth.
Let it blow! Let it blow!
Can’t hold it back anymore!
Oh hey a new poll.
For me right now it’s mostly educational stuff.
English isn’t my first language and I try to push it up further constantly and get more confident in writing it. And I never grew up with the internet so I had the chance to speek with natives just “recently” (about 5 Years)
I’ve started drawing again in my free time and try to improve that as well.
I’m also here for the other poll points but not as much :)
>Educational Stuff
….
You ain’t foolin’ anybody.
well and fapping … sometimes ;)
Well me personally I dont fap to drawing to me its like faping to someones hand kind of weird but I love the art and use it as backgrounds for my laptop
She looks really great, if you enjoy the movie you should make a comic.
All of the above
I’d love to see more Frozen in the future.
Dick version best one
Thankyou, glad you like it.
I would love to see an ass focused picture, and I’m excited to see spazkids edition to leuge
I literally watched this movie today.
I’ll vote for more Frozen
Please make a lesbian with her sister
Please make a lesbian with her sister (sorry for my english)
Fuckin love it man that’d be absolutely killer if u did more of her love your work.
Been thinking about watching frost, downloaded it the other day… this makes me wanna watch it more! and also ill probly think of her as a futa and stop the movie to fap a couple of times xD really nice dick as always shad, you and your futas will always be in my heart <3
Great work,man! Think you’ll do Anna next?
Not next, but eventually.
Do Astrid.
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Talk about freezing your dick off
Topless pls
You got me into anal shad, but I’ll never succumb to futa >_<
Do you wanna fuck a snow sluuuuuuut?!?
ASTRID NOW.
more elsa please!!!
DAT FINAL PICTURE <3
Omg! more Frozen stuff please!!
Any chance we could get more frozen themed stuff?
I hope her pussy is warmer inside
Fuck yeeeeessssssss.
What I want to know is what she was talking about when she sang “Couldn’t keep it in, heaven knows I tried.” Perhaps that would be a nice concept for a future pic.
Either that or Elsa and Anna doing terrible things to Rapunzel. Gotta explain what she was doing in Arendelle (something more interesting than being there for the coronation!)
I dont even know about that quote, I should see more clips of the movie.
It’s in the song….
concealing her ice powers…
…………………. sigh, yes that is what they meant by that.
I can already guess the next pic , she’s going to put ice shards in her holes
*still and was hoping shed be gettin plowed by the snowman/reindeer
I would have preferred the bottom pic facial expression on the top pic instead but still a great looking pic…
wow How can she stay hard with ice on her dick….
There’s plenty of versions
http://imgur.com/a/WeIo9#P4Y55Bx
Cool he already has the type I was talking about … lol thanks
There now dicks on shadbase too ? Nice
There always have been: ../../applejackoff/
Must every vag you put up here have to be pierced?
AWESOME. A really inventive picture shad good work. Can’t wait for more (unless males cum into the picture).
You mean males like Hans and Kristoff … or Sven? >:]
Your drawings are always on point but… i always wondered why u keep on putting dicks everywhere XD but realized that your a female, right?!!
Holy hell… This is AWESOME! Another masterpiece by shädman. I would love to see more Elsa or Anna.
Bioshock infinite burial at sea episode 2 is coming out in 3 days!!!!!!!!! Also love the drawing shad and MightyFitz thanks for the edits!!
now that you’ve done the picture, the next step would be to change the poll…
Will do that soon.
Topless version???
Oh shad you wont stop until you turn the good to bad and bad to evil,I FUCKING LOVE YOUR ART
This is fucking amazing, i have been following the site for about 2 years now and i have to say your skills have reached a god like level, keep up the good work!
Thanks man, always try to improve where I can.
more frozen please. (maybe with balls)
omg cumsicles shad that’s amazing thank you for drawing this I got tired of hearing that dam song from the movie this is much better!
It was great because of metal, but the bso of the movie was one of the best.
Guys! I am going to be holding an event, here, on both bases, I will be the: SUPER AMAZING SHAD/GBase member tournament!
It will be a set of awards consisting of;
Flaming
Funny
Creative (like stories or links based around the drawings)
Most Hated
Most Loved
Most annoying
If given moar ideas i will surely add them to the list, this is just a community thing I felt like doing. There isn’t a porn community so unique then this one and I felt like it would fit well in it.
Can i vote? most creative was the anonymous guy who made a story about “shadland”
i’ll go look for it
Found it
Credit goes to “A completely pointless narrator”
“Old man: Gather round, kids. It’s time for another story!
kids: Yaaaaaay!
Old man: Okay, everyone settled? Good. Okay, today’s story is about a wondrous and mystical place called “shadland” – containing two separate kingdoms – shadbase and shagbase. Shadland had a king – a king named “Shadman”.
kids: Tell us more about the shadman! Pleeease!
Oldman: Alright, alright, keep your heads on. The king was the greatest artist you had ever seen; time and time again he would draw amazing, photorealistic images – and best of all, he provided them to shadland for free. Everything was great; the citizens of shadland all lived in perfect harmony with their views on the amazing images all the same. For a while.
kids: What happened then?
Old man: Well, the king wanted to experiment with his skill. He mixed and matched themes to his work. Most of shadland praised his new work, encouraging him to carry on. The work, however, soon caused a small rebellion from a select few citizens; for not everyone liked the change.
kids: you’re going to slow! We want to hear the good parts already!
Old man: Well you’re not going to hear it if you don’t listen up! Anyway, so as the king experimented with more and more of his different themes, more and more people started to rebel – until there was roughly a 50-50 split (mainly amongst the shagbase side of shadland). Still, unperturbed, the king carried on with his magnificent art. Soon, the rebellion started to cause uproar. At each posting of the king’s art in the forum, there would be one rebel or another, posting negative comments about the artwork. More and more of the rebels started doing this – but one stood out above the rest – a rebel named Pooh Hardy. Once an average citizen of shadland, he now was at every picture posting, contributing multiple negative comments. Soon, this petty commenting turned into a war – a war of the words. (also, congratulations on reading this far) Those loyal to the king started to rise up – rebelling against a rebellion. But the king gave not a single fuck upon that day, for he wanted peace. He felt that joining in the fight would be pointless – it would only separate him from his subjects. But the pooh hardy was as hard a pooh as ever – he would often address comments directly to the king in an attempt to turn him back to his old ways.
kids: And did it work?
Old man: Well – we’ll have to wait and see. The story hasn’t finished yet.
kids: Awww! But… but…
Old man: No butts, that’s the king’s job. Now go and get ready for bed.”
This is basically the Prologue of the revolution…>_>
Rebel Scum! You and those who always complain when they see a penis version of a female character, or when there’s a pinup without relation to the Teen Titans/Fosters comic.
Sorry bro the white knight space has already been taken, you’ll have to come up with a different character…
Why would I give up on my crusade against the rebels who want to erradicate the free will of shadland ?
Those “rebels” you called scum believe in freedom of speech and fight against the bullshit in shadland
You sir are nothing but a disposable pawn at the moment, join us and you will have something to fight for… or live the rest of your life trying to impress someone who won’t ever acknowledge you unless you say something clingy to achieve his reply…like a dog who want’s a treat…
I don’t need to be acknowledged, in the first place. Instead, I acknowledge whoever I want.
I do not see bullshit in shadland, instead I would break a lance in favor of it. Remember, it was your idea to turn the comments section into a war zone.
What’s so wrong about not continuing a neverending comic?
“freedom of speech”? then why are you criticizing the artists work due to content as apposed to quality? isn’t that in itself a means of free speech.
Never go full retard.
OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! A CONTEST?!?! I loooooooove contests! Okay then, I’ll try my best….ahem, how come you can’t fool an aborted baby?….BECAUSE IT WASN’T BORN YESTERDAY!….wait, shit that was too dark….oops, okay okay I’ll think of something later!…
Guys! This contest is carefully selected from newly saved aborted Asian super babies also known as the community, I will be reading through the comments of every well known Shad/g base IP. Unfortunately due to bias and Fox news I can’t pick Shad, He would win most of them (all the good ones) As for me, I can’t do that to myself due to me thinking I came in as sorta a ‘hipster shadius knight’ and find myself not a full contributor to this community.
Nominees coming soon!
UPDATE: Just added; kindest or in Pooh’s words (nothing against him) biggest ‘suck up’
Can you make another futa (or vagina) where Elsa’s Breasts are exposed? K thx.
I second this. Although she does look pretty perfect now, I can’t get into a futa unless I see she has tits.
I second this
I sooooo love u shadman and elsa,elsa,elsa,ELSA AND SHADMAN,ELSA AND SHADMAN,ELSA AND SHADMAN MMMMMMMM…RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Yes Shadman!! I love them all! I hope you do more in the future :)
Great work as usual!
OMFG YES
Shadman… <3
awesome :o
I never even watched “Frozen” but….. Im loving this so much
Ive actually never seen it either, just watched certain scenes to see what Elsa looks like.
It’s not that bad. You should watch it if you have some free time.
For me the first ~30 minutes were a drag but then I enjoyed it.
At one point in the movie I thought the sisters would seriously start making out like mad, but then I remembered it’s a disney movie. But the tension was there! :)
SPOILERS thesceneattheendofcourse.
Just burn the place to the ground.
Very good but… boobies D:
On a different note
NEW DEATH BATTLE IS OUT
this was awesome and i look forward to the next one
(no spoilers)
Pooh, you truly amaze me! XD
SCREWATTACK SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im gettin sicc of seein this shit that aint francie cuhz yo bitch ass fucc ass aint doin shit cuhz FUCC yo bitch ass shadman fuccin defunct weak ass nigga smh cuhz
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!
Y’know what’d be awesome?
Elsa.
Fucking.
Ana.
Ah, yeah! Finally! I was losing my faith, but in the end, you did it! A beautiful drawing, Shadman, I hope you do more in the future! Thank you, I motherfucking love you! :D
He even used let it go as the bgm !!
Shade….duuuudddeee…..you should do a lot more frozen stuff in the future XD
I would love to lick her snow balls
Very nice Shadman! Really lovin the pin-ups! :)
More please!
This is fantastic. I loved Frozen, especially because I knew Elsa would inspire tons of pronz.
Yo shad, you seem to have the same problem than I do, I can focus in a sole effort, I have to draw some other stuff once in a while, and most of the times I end up discontinue the project
It was all good till the trap came in
You came to the wrong neighborhood
Ice frozen to the cock? Better get something warm to put it into.
The cold doesnt bother her.
Just Perfect. I couldn’t ask for any better *-*
Good Job!
MightyFitz, thanks for the alternate versions.
P.D: Why would anyone want it without the ice in the tip ?
Love the idea of her cum dripping down and freezing <3
the edit is more of a picture before that happened.
It's funny if you first view
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(by the way that 2nd link is the picture Shad removed on top)
She came and it froze immediately.
make more!
first good Frozen themed porn I’ve ever seen. DAMN! You’re good
I love you shad.
We know it’s just a drawing, BUT DAAAMN ! That boner is real.
why the piercing?
She went trough one of those phases during her late teens.
why the piercing in the pussy?
cause shadman + hot now stfu and enjoy it XD
oh yeah ^^ make more of that please
Amazing, I love this.
I like it…..
This is sad. Lately, I have been losing my faith in this site. It’s like Shadman just doesn’t give a shit about his fans!
He starts making Bloo Panties, he abandons it.
He starts making Anal at Sea, he leaves it catching dust on the shelf.
He starts League of Lesbians, he throws it on Spazkid’s shoulders.
Girls of Metal Gear? Oops, forgot it!
Kill la Kill? Gave up on it!
And Teen Titans Go Fuck… Do you even remember the last time he posted it? October 13th. OCTOBER. THIRTHEENTH. OF 2013.
IT’S BEEN FIVE MONTHS SINCE SHAD LAST DREW A TEEN TITANS COMIC.
DO YOU NEED FURTHER PROOF THAT HE DOESN’T CARE ANYMORE?!
Do you remember-*twitch* do you even remember the last time Shad
actually drew something to the end instead of giving up on it, leaving it unfinished? It was the Lezzing of Korra comic, whose last part was uploaded in January 9th. In fact- *twitch* In fact, I reckon it was the only comic that he actually finished.
During all of 2013, the Shadbase AND the Shagbase followed a steady rythm:
Shad starts a new comic.
Shad does the first, second and third parts of said comic.
Shad posts filler content.
Shad forgets about the comic.
Shad makes a new comic instead of continuing the first one.
More filler content, Shad forgets about the second comic.
Rinse and repeat.
And how about 2014? Well, if you scroll up the page, you will see yet another piece of filler content. I for one don’t have any hopes of seeing his previous comics finished, since it’s been more than a year since he actually did finish one.
What you CAN expect is seeing Shad starting a comic, then either:
A) Giving up on it and giving it to Spazkid, who will also give up on it.
B) Giving up on it and hastily posting heaps of fillers.
C) Giving up on it and starting a new comic, in which case history repeats itself.
I know that someone will come here to criticize me, because in the Shadbase, if your comment isn’t a compliment to Shad, the fanboys will no doubt show up and troll you. (But I’m gonna say it anyway!)
But really now, do you actually expect Shad to finish the League of Lesbians comic?
I don’t think so. The filler cycle has yet again started.
This is specially sad for me, since I visit the Shadbase daily since 2012. I always loved Shad’s stuff, but as of late, I… Do you even… Does someone here even remember the last time Shad made a full comic?
Stop expecting him to finish shit, and you will stop being disappointed.
oh yeah i forgot about the metal gear project…..he cancelled that after a mini comic, 2 or 3 pinups and a …..tranny post
anal at sea was finished and so was kill la kills comic….plus he’s stated that hes continuing the Lol comic after this anyway
Dude i feel your pain, i really do but if you’re gonna protest at least get your facts right
though if he does fuck up….again… you have every right to brag about it
He didn’t finish Anal at Sea, the last panel said “End of part 1”.
Where the hell is part 2? Nowhere.
he made 2 comics of bioshock infinite along with a fuck ton of elizabeth pinups
with one standing out more than the others
you have to give credit where it’s due
That much IS true. You can say it’s an exeption to the rule.
“exceptions” to the rule
He starts making Bloo Panties, he abandons it.
– He already made pages. He will sure post them when the time is right.
He starts making Anal at Sea, he leaves it catching dust on the shelf.
– This one is completed. The DLC first has to happen. If there are good ideas in it, Shad will sure make something with it. Either Pin-Us, Part 2 of Anal at Sea or something completely else.
He starts League of Lesbians, he throws it on Spazkid’s shoulders.
– One page is made by Spazkid. One Page! Une page! Nur eine verfickte Seite!
Girls of Metal Gear? Oops, forgot it!
– Maybe he hasn’t played the 3d game yet.
Kill la Kill? Gave up on it!
– There was a poll on it. The poll character didn’t win so no new kill la kill page. It’s as simple as that.
And Teen Titans Go Fuck… Do you even remember the last time he posted it? October 13th. OCTOBER.
– Spring or Summer he said. Be patient like I am … in silence! without posting the same comment 3 times in one week!
Slow down, guy! You’re trying WAY too hard to defend Shad.
Yeah I overdid it a bit. But who cares.
I just wanted to prove him wrong.
I have nothing against Blitzkrieg or anybody else here.
But his points are just ridiculous.
Looks like blitz over there needs blitzkrank to shove his super fist up blitz’s butthurt BOOTAY
Are you even TRYING to be funny?
…try again…
Pooh Hardy. What about Astrid being raped by the Dragonborn. Elsa is a terrorist .https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEJxu4U8Ars
Anyone with me?
was about to say something, but pooh pretty much summed up everything…
i know what you mean but i think shadman is just a free mind with so many ideas that everytime there is something new made andother idea pops up
¿You’re angry because of Shadbase’s variety?
“It’s like Shadman just doesn’t give a shit about his fans!”
Yea, clearly he doesn’t care!… Even after he posted multiple Sonic The Hedgewhore Pin-ups, pages of League of Lesbians: Police Brutality, the recent Live Young Die Fast Korra images. Hey! Look at that! It’s a new post by Shad he just posted today based off the Frozen movie.
This sounds less like “Shad not caring” and you simply demanding that if he doesn’t cater to your every whim, you’ll stop visiting the site.
“I know that someone will come here to criticize me, because in the Shadbase, if your comment isn’t a compliment to Shad, the fanboys will no doubt show up and troll you”
And… Check! Comments upon comments of rage!
Shad does what ever the fuck he wants! As people always state, its free!!!! Also not everyone wants him to keep working on the same thing. People can get bored on teen titans week in week out. I know i personally am glad that he hasnt gone back to it yet because his more recent stuff has been 10 times better.
Shad also definitely cares about his fans. He always replies to messages. Gives shotouts to people who edit his work. Lets people edit his work. Sometimes even draws peoples ideas for free. Even if he didnt care about his fans anymore i wouldnt give to shits, because hes still drawing great art, and hes getting better, and better.
Go fuck yourself!
Also this is what people wanted to see. That wanted this picture. As previously mentioned. Go fuck yourself
You’re the equivalent of a belieber.
very good
great work as always Shad! I love it!
Hot work!
I really like how you added the little detail of having icles on her dick in the last pic. I just find that really funny. I should also mention I never seen the movie ._. so can’t really say how good it is, but if I did see it, this is god damn amazing……. hell it is god damn amazing already
So in detail to hot it’s giving me chills
shad did i ever tell you i fuckin love you
Yes you did, I appreciate the love, and its full circle.
As always, Shad only answers a comment if it is a compliment.
Apparently it’s now a problem just for Shad choose which comments he responds to. Jesus, he finally puts up some more straight art to make some users happy and you still try to find something to bitch about. T_T
If it’s not one situation, it’s another.
inb4 typical shadfag whiteknighting
“Oh, Pooh! You’re such a chode!”
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That kind of saddens me :/
Those stockings hnnng
I would absolutely love to see more. Perhaps some Elsa fucking Anna with that delicious cock
love the ice cum
You nailed the face, It’s just spot on! Happy to hear that you’re returning to League of lesbians, but I wouldn’t mind seeing more of her in the future.
*thinks sexual thoughts*
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It’s good…..it’s really good….
“but next up Ill be returning to the League of Lesbians comic.”
…
“I’ll be returning”
…
“I’ll be”
…
FUCK YEAH
(◣_◢)┌∩┐
Here comes the troll, it’s someone unknown!
He’s so annoying, that guy doesn’t have a life,
But I think he would make one hell of a wife!
He hates your comments, he hates your art,
He’s about as pleasant as a shitload of farts!
He will annoy you, he will come troll you,
Hell, he actually thinks that he can control you!
Truth is, everyone hates him, we want him to shut his trap,
But he’ll still aggravate you, interrupting your fap!
Easy there, although he’s been awfully rude to me lately he’s still my friend.
He’s just upset over something…no clue what though…
…….. its nothing……… just…… pissed off….
I’m done with that, had to get some shit off my chest…..
Posting emoticons and saying “fuck you” to me doesn’t really send a message to me questionpool
It just makes you seem butthurt that i’m not giving you the satisfaction of raging
however i’m always here if you need to talk to me my friend :)
Do a drawing of Emma Watson
I enjoyed this so much; I was expecting Frozen in shadbase since I saw the movie announced.
My favourite is the third, because I also thought about a penis with a ‘frozen’ tip. I forgot to suggest it to you but it seems you figured it out also.
Oh, and also liked the character, it vaguely reminds me of Elizabeth, I would really like to see a series of Frozen pinups in the future in case that happens.
shad can you do a boob version of this
This is way better then i expected, the dress alone looked gorgeous but i have to admit, what really sold me was the frozen cum in the last pinup.
Yeah I also liked that detail.
Hey shad are you a boy or a girl just curious ps:big fan
YES!
Damn…stockings….g-garter belt…Making…me weak..in the knees..>~>
P.s..Shaddy…Momo’s going to faint when he see’s this >-<
wow <3 looks amazing
It's without lines this time right? I'm 80% sure ;)
And here just for the sake of completeness, three missing versions … love the lip bite
+2 more
Hmm…Lets ignore what i said about you in shagbase…i was just annoyed, i didn’t mean it when i said you were more annoying than drox…
*brolan mode*
but hw u do tht wiv teh linx, makin dem appeer as wordz n such…
It wud maek comnting much eesyer for mi…
*Brolan mode off*
Type or copy this:
#2
post the link in #1 and what you want it to say in #2 :)
(remove all the other hashtags!)
I can’t make it viewable on this site since it’s coded in or something, but I made a tweet where everyone can see it
Good idea with leaving the panties on with the dick version so it showes them aside.
In fact, I liked it so much, I replaced the third version with that version, started to look too naked without it.
I personally don’t think the quality of the penties+dick version was that good (kind of threw it together) and I think I will make a better one. ;)
I’ve added four more versions to the gallery (only with dicks however)
#2So like this?
Or this
Ok i got it now
Thanks man for actually helping
Here take this *give’s BoA to MightyFitz*
Flaming : -50%
Respect: +20
Um, thanks. I appreciate that, um, I guess …
when was I flaming here Pooh?
i meant to say flaming chance
meaning the probability we ever get in an argument has been decreased because i know you’re not a cunt
You can never know :9
No boobage?
so where will the korra pinup be posted, here or on shagbase?
I already posted a Korra pinup this week ../../live-young-die-fast/