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and he died happily ever after the end
Die Grubertaler – Du darfst beim Auto fahrn nit auf die Mädls schaun
Rubber neck
At least he died happily
This has been in the mad magazin
Need more of this chick!
That’s Zone tan
Sexy women the main cause of car crashes, I can’t believe I’ve been so blind
smoking kills?
This was funny
I lost shad roulette. Fuck.
what is sticking out of him?
shards of glass
2
1
Is that a bullet?! (Under his open eye and a little to the right)
No that’s his cig
HAHAHAHAHA
Wait is that me
Wait is that me
Wait is that me
He died a happy man.
This is how bunta died
tits kill
Yeet
lol
The rest he didn’t have to die
I can’t help but feel sad
Zone-tan?
I like this one. Congratulations. this is a very good job
Reminds me of a lawsuit from a Seinfeld episode. Crashed the car because they were watching a slut. So they tried to sue her for being a slut.
thats from everything american dad did an episode for that too
‘-‘
Lol get bonered faggot
His first mistake was driving with his eyes closed
They are not closed.
Welcome to the joke
R/whooosh
he die happy that’s more then i can hope for
I lost shad roulette.
lol way to teach them morals my man
watch da fucking road.
Is that zone tan teenage form
sexy miss death causing acident inspired by real life =D
no seatbelt
thats why
Werf
Haha yeah “zone-teen”
ahh the sexy Zone-Tan
Gotta Love Zone tan
he is OK
HA suffer twat waffle
Pedophilia, #3 reason of car recks.
…worth it.
Yup
This is like when stupid idiots text while driving
Thats what happens when you drive with yr fuckin’ eyes shut.
Lmao man u ppl that comment r always the sugar in the cupcakes!
I guess you could say… he Zoned out
Thank you for the laughs.
‘Least he died happy.
And so do bitches.
See… Smoking does kill
But his eyes aren’t even open
Worth it
Accurate representation of when you see a pretty girl in traffic.
Trucker: wanna have sex?
Girl:fuck you. falcon punch!!!
I guess you could say he “zoned” out.
worth.
I was kinda hoping that would happen
Zone?
Rubber Necking.
He died happy but also very painfully
jk. im just an ass. LoL :D
he died with a boner…
i hope i die in a similar way, but not as painful
after the crash scene…. “the girl, noticing the crash, walks over and looks at the wreck. she looks on and speaks as if the man can hear,’that’s what you deserve, scum. i hope the temporary pleasure of your daughter’s bed was worth your punishment.’ and with that she turned to smoke and disappeared.”
Damn kids
I actually thought his ear was a thumbs up
theres alot of different drawing and versions of zone tan right
I just thought of something really wierd. I’m pretty sure that’s zone tan, but the skull reminds me of “dad” from new grounds…. Huh, they’re both purple?
At least he died happy :D
looks like real life oO
Cause it is.
Zone Tan 2.8 XD
Now with a new slut-mode!
HELL YAH!
she’s a humanoid deathshroom from mario =oooo
Sexy girls cause death when driving.
This has almost happened to me… saw a girl a couple years ago, and her tits were bouncing as she ran (no bra), and I almost ran into a building.
I take there is going to be no Spike pictures?
Nice way to die
WORTH IT!
Zone-Tan????
No…its not ZONEtan
This has almost been me about 90000 times.
OVER 9000!!!
you can’t drive with your eyes closed xD
He’s Asian,duh!
No, it’s Brock’s dad!
Asians cant drive lol
Worth the few seconds of seeing it lol
In the words of Nathan Explosion “Brutal”.
Now that’s what I call…
…a boner killer.
Is that supposed to be Zone-tan?
Yes. HA!
Damnn
worth it
At least he died happy…..and with a hard on
Zone-tan! Aaaah! <3
true story… i dont have a car, but true story
This, Shaddai, is the kind of stuff you need to make more off!
I can see this happening in real life.
lol Bunta Fujiwara finally got what’s coming to him that slant eyed motherfucker.
Fuck. Yes. I love everything about this webcomic :)
thats how i want to go
Drive with your FUCKING eyes open!
zone tan?
The hot chick didn’t die this time. :D
well no surprise he crashed, he were driving with closed eyes
ZONE-TAN!!!!
that would’ve happened to me too if i were a clumsy alcoholic retard driver… hey, but i am not!
she;s the “Zone” hentai cover girl
He should have killed her too!
HA LOOK WHERE U DERIVING
The chick certainly has a likeness to a girl called “Elsie” From a Manga/Anime called “The World God Only Knows “. I’m guessing that’s where some of the inspiration for this comic came from.
I dont see it…. the hairpin tops…
Worth it!
I got $251 traffic ticket for using gps, I could have gave the money to a girl suck my cox
That girl almost looks the poster girl for Zone-Sama.
Can you just admit that you’re a pervert and draw her in some sexy positions?
Because I mean damn.. just look at her..
hi fail! good art
that was hilarious dude
I like how the girl has a heart tattoo… looks damn nice… yeah… super sexy girl
at least he died with a smile on his face…. well whats left of his face that is :p
Why are their chopped up bones fragment like things sticking out of him?
Did she put them there.
its glass
No wonder he crashed, his eyes where closed all of the time, LOL!
Elmo NL won the comment section.
Hey look it’s Zone-tan
My friend borrowed my car once and crashed into some guy. I’m pretty sure this is what happened.
isnt tht the girl from zone archive?
She looks alot different, just cause of the puprle hair and the skull doesnt make her look the same.
It’s funny someone should bring that particular artist/character up. Shadman and Zone need to do some sort of compilation together one of these days. They both got some sweet art. Even though zone is more into Hentai, Shad’s got the messed up comedy thing wired. If He does flash, I’d love to see something that both of em’ worked on. Shad, if u reading this, let Me know what You think. ><
Calm your balls, Super Saiyan. You’re not going too get in TROOOOUBLE.
That was ZONE SAMA!! AHHAHAHAHAHA!!! Lulz! Enlil! I think you’re right!
That would happen to me to, but it would be worth it.
Why Zone-tan?
I find this to be just hilarious! XD Something THAT suggestive brings a whole new light to making car crashes happen!
LMAO, love your stuff!
In regards to Lyle: While comedy is often rooted in the unexpected … it’s often rooted in the anticipation of the expected, as well. What I find humorous about this (on a more meta level), is how something like devastating car-wreck can be delivered with such anti-climaticism.
Personally, I just love the top she’s wearing.
Also, “all hot teenage girls are deadly accidents waiting to happen” … which is what I took away as the deeper meaning (intended or not).
I didn’t find this as funny as the other ones. He sees a teenage girl, gets distracted, and crashes. Comedy is rooted in absurdity, and there’s nothing here that’s really unexpected. It’s a bit gratuitous and I guess that kind of counts but I feel like this could have used something more. If you want to go for shock value crank it to the next degree and have the car explode and kill the girl, or have him crash into the girl or something. Or maybe add a couple more panels to give it context, like one at the beginning where he pisses off another character and then after he crashes it shows the teenage girl hang up the phone smirking and then the other character laughing maniacally as he hangs up the other line. I’m just throwing shit out there but you get the idea.
Keep in mind that I don’t hate this and you’re still my first choice for a DP wingman at the Benton household but I feel like I should tell you if I think you could be doing better.
I apprechiate that, I know exactly what you mean, I dont know why i made this one.
I feel I should but in on this
for some reason when I don’t understand things I make anologies.
I view this comic and the music video for amon tobin’s 4 ton mantis to be subtle messages on how constant masturbation is harmful
and that’s why you shouldn’t use cell phones
yo man where are the naked girls ?,,,
I love how almost every glass shard is in him and hes on fire.
best
shoulda crashed into her!
he deserved it for smoking
he diserved it for fantasizing about molestation/rape/ruining a young/innocent chick, and makin me use like 5 /s
>Because that clothing signals innocent
He remembers me colombo x)
hahahaa made my day
thats why people shouldn’t use air fresheners