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This is so extremely sexy. 🔥 If anybody want to to play some games with me, hit on my name.
killed my boner
Louise you now that right
i mean to put thats shes nine
You are retarded
We all are
would love to see more of louise. i’m in love with her.
I named
cool ass hecu soldier art my man, it’d be better if like virgin wars sneaking up on them
Gordon******
no
More of this security bitch-brat! ♡
You should draw more in the Bob’s burger Era…Just saying.
If any of these loli were little girls in reality. I think I’d be into child porn if girls looked like this.
*sexy
Sorry stupid typo I meant “Sexy Bitch-Brat”
100% on that
Hot 9 year draw her getting raped
This aint it cheif
Chief this might not be it
Chief it appears we have a dumbass that is a complete sex offender.
I’m going to need some back up
You called for backup? Also this ain’t it Chief
Fr, could you please draw some more of her???
Shadman, We need more of her! Give us some action please! This is just a tease!
I just wanna understand how you color god its fantastic teach me
More
Self imolation
We need more of this
the third picture is my reaction everytime i see your godawful artwork
then why are you on his site?
She kinda looks like Ronnie Anne
Louise or Violet, you can’t go wrong.
ok then
I’m 13 ain’t pedo
Psst, legally you shouldn’t be here.
Psst, legally you shouldn’t be here.
psst, morally we all shouldn’t be here.
psst, who fucking cares
Anarchy
Im gay
No, the bible pretty clear about that.
This is the “longest” I’ve ever seen on shadbase
the background behind the comments looks pretty cool when they stack up like this
the background looks pretty sick when the comments stack up like this. btw, definitely want, neigh, need to see more of Louise. I am in love with her.
GIMME DAT BUTT
Please do more louise
She’s the only reason I watch the show. I wish she looked like that, too!
It makes me sad his Smol art isn’t very lewd anymore
Geez sweet Louise!! Sexy lil’ snow bunny – more of her in apres ski wear!
More of her PLEASE
HECU MARINES OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
grunts from half-life!
I think i’m ready for winter now
Is that the Neebs Gaming crew in the description? haha great main image though.
No doofus, those are the HECU soldiers from Half-Life
Nice work, love your art, especially when there are no dicks involved, thanks.
Pleeeease draw her getting dicked.
Not by Bob tho
lets see her gettin dicked down hard by bob please
No
I want that ass.
I was that ass.
[Verse 1: Eminem]
Something’s burning, I can’t figure out what (out what)
It’s either lust or a cloud of dust
Judgement is clouded; must
Just be the powder from the power of (love)
But I’m in something I don’t know how to get out of
Left my girl in the house alone
Is that my soon-to-be-spouse’s moan?
And the further I walk, the louder
Pause for a minute to make certain that’s what I heard
‘Cause after all, this is her place
So I give her the benefit of the doubt, I
Think I might be about to bust her, bust her
The thought’s scary, yo, though and it hurts – brace
Hope it ain’t, “Here we go, yo!”
‘Cause my head already goes to worst-case
Scenario, though in the first place
But you confirmed my low end theory though
Shoulda known when I made it all the way to third base
And that was only the first date
Coulda made it to home plate
But you slid straight for the dome and dove face first
“No (slurp) you don’t (slurp) under (slurp) stand
I (slurp) don’t (slurp) do this for anyone ever.”
Yeah, that ain’t what they all say
I’ll say, you can suck a softball through a straw
Used to be my fiancé
‘Til you sucked on Wayne, André, and Kanye
LeBron, Akon, Jay, Lil Jon, Raekwon, Ma$e
Polow Tha Don, Dre, Dante Ross, James Conway, Kwame
Guess I’m gettin’ my g-goddang Jigga on, eh?
‘Cause your name, I’m beyond sayin’
But fuck it, I’m movin’ on, you women are all cray
But I’ll probably always keep on playin’—
[Bridge: Sample]
The game of love, love, love, love
La-la-la-la-la love
[Hook: Kendrick Lamar]
She doesn’t love me, no, she don’t love me no more
She hates my company, yeah, she don’t love me no more
I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
She screamed she loved me like she never did before
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
[Verse 2: Kendrick Lamar]
I told that bitch I’m a sucker for love, you a sucker for dick
Suckin’ dick in your momma tub, then your granny walked in
Told the stupid nigga to duck under the water
He drowned, like an abortion
They booked you for manslaughter
You beat the case and I called ya
“Sherane is not available now, leave a message at the tone
And Kendrick, don’t forget to buy two pair of those
Expensive heels, you little fuckin’ Ferris Wheel
Fuckin’ spinnin’ on me – fuck you think, we gon’ get married still?
Fuckin’ Mary had a little lamb, this ain’t no fairy tale
Fairy godmomma better tell you how I fuckin’ feel
Like you should fuckin’ beat it
Or fuckin’ eat it while I’m on my period
Now have a blessed day.” Bitch, you serious?
I’m in the mirror with this look on my face, curious
Why you ain’t fuckin’ with me, you cut me deep as a Caesarean
You know I want you bad as a Benjamin, I’m delirious
I want you bad as the head shattered on George Zimmerman
After the Dillinger hit him diligently and killin’ him
His mouthpiece for a Cadillac emblem
That’s analogy and metaphor for you
I should win a medal for all the ways I adore you
This is me talkin’ cordial, yeah, I got some home trainin’
That ain’t what you like, ain’t it?
What about if I was as famous as Marshall?
Would you give fellatio in the carpool?
Cops pull us over, they just wanna know if you gargle
Singing, “I hope she’s good enough”
Meanwhile you’re chasin’ her
Chlamydia couldn’t even get rid of her
Pity the fool and pity the fool in me, I’ma live with the—
[Bridge: Sample]
The game of love, love, love, love
La-la-la-la-la love
[Hook: Kendrick Lamar & Eminem]
She doesn’t love me, no, she don’t love me no more
She hates my company, yeah, she don’t love me no more
I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
She screamed she loved me like she never did before
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
[Verse 3: Eminem]
So needless to say I’m feelin’ betrayed
Snatch my house key off her key chain
She jumps off Wee-Bey from The Wire’s dick
Now she’s chasin’ me with a cheese grater
Here goes that broken record cliché
It’s all my fault anyway, she’s turning the tables, I’m a beat-break
She treats my face like Serato, she cuts and scratches like a DJ
Each day is an Instant Replay
They say what we display is symptomatic of addict behavior
Back together but forgot today was her b-day
She cut me off on the freeway
Simple misunderstanding, but just as I went to slam on the brakes
That’s when I realized that she may be as crazy as me, wait
Bitch cut my fuckin’ brakeline
Stepped on them fuckers eight times
Still goin’ 73, thank God there’s an exit comin’ up
What the mother F-U-C-K’s wrong with her?
Hit the off ramp ’til I coasted to a goddamn halt
Hit a fuckin’ tree, now here she comes at full speed
She’s racing at me, okay, you wanna fuck with me, eh?
Snatch the bitch out her car through the window
She screamin’, I body slam her on the cement
Until the concrete gave and created a sinkhole
Buried this stink ho in it, then pay to have the street repaved
(The fuck?) Woke up in a dream state
In a cold sweat like I got hit with a freeze ray during a heat wave
Guess I eventually caved though, ‘cause she’s laying next to me in bed – directly aiming a gat at my head
Woke up again and jumped up
Like, “Fuck it! I’ve had it, I’m checkin’ into rehab.”
I confess I’m a static addict, I guess that’s why I’m so clingy
Every girl I’ve ever had either says I got too much baggage
Or I’m too fuckin’ dramatic
Man, what the fuck is the matter? I’m just a fuckin’ romantic
I fuckin’ love you, you fuckin’ bitch!
Combative, possessive, in fact last time I was mad at an ex
I actually set off a chain reaction of tragic events
I said, “Hit the road” and after she left
I sent that bitch a text, I said, “Be careful driving
Don’t read this and have an accident”
She glanced to look at it and wrecked
Too bad, thought we had a connect
No sense dwelling makes, never been a more compelling case
Than the model covered in L’Oreal and mace
Who fell from grace eleven stories for storytelling
While the whore was yelling, “Rape!”
‘Til her vocal cords were swelling
And her voice were more hoarser than Tori Spellings’ face
Still they swarm the gates and my fancy estates
To greet Norman Bates with a warm embrace
Unless you’re Andrea Yates, don’t ask me for a date
Don’t be late, well, the sentiment’s great
But wait, think there’s been a mistake
You wanted an intimate date, I wanna intimidate
I have infinite hate in my blood
It’s mainly because of the game of— (*Message sound*)
“Wait, dinner at eight?”, I have infinite hate in my blood
It’s mainly because of the game of—
[Outro]
Love, love, love, love
[Verse 1: Eminem]
Something’s burning, I can’t figure out what (out what)
It’s either lust or a cloud of dust
Judgement is clouded; must
Just be the powder from the power of (love)
But I’m in something I don’t know how to get out of
Left my girl in the house alone
Is that my soon-to-be-spouse’s moan?
And the further I walk, the louder
Pause for a minute to make certain that’s what I heard
‘Cause after all, this is her place
So I give her the benefit of the doubt, I
Think I might be about to bust her, bust her
The thought’s scary, yo, though and it hurts – brace
Hope it ain’t, “Here we go, yo!”
‘Cause my head already goes to worst-case
Scenario, though in the first place
But you confirmed my low end theory though
Shoulda known when I made it all the way to third base
And that was only the first date
Coulda made it to home plate
But you slid straight for the dome and dove face first
“No (slurp) you don’t (slurp) under (slurp) stand
I (slurp) don’t (slurp) do this for anyone ever.”
Yeah, that ain’t what they all say
I’ll say, you can suck a softball through a straw
Used to be my fiancé
‘Til you sucked on Wayne, André, and Kanye
LeBron, Akon, Jay, Lil Jon, Raekwon, Ma$e
Polow Tha Don, Dre, Dante Ross, James Conway, Kwame
Guess I’m gettin’ my g-goddang Jigga on, eh?
‘Cause your name, I’m beyond sayin’
But fuck it, I’m movin’ on, you women are all cray
But I’ll probably always keep on playin’—
[Bridge: Sample]
The game of love, love, love, love
La-la-la-la-la love
[Hook: Kendrick Lamar]
She doesn’t love me, no, she don’t love me no more
She hates my company, yeah, she don’t love me no more
I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
She screamed she loved me like she never did before
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
[Verse 2: Kendrick Lamar]
I told that bitch I’m a sucker for love, you a sucker for dick
Suckin’ dick in your momma tub, then your granny walked in
Told the stupid nigga to duck under the water
He drowned, like an abortion
They booked you for manslaughter
You beat the case and I called ya
“Sherane is not available now, leave a message at the tone
And Kendrick, don’t forget to buy two pair of those
Expensive heels, you little fuckin’ Ferris Wheel
Fuckin’ spinnin’ on me – fuck you think, we gon’ get married still?
Fuckin’ Mary had a little lamb, this ain’t no fairy tale
Fairy godmomma better tell you how I fuckin’ feel
Like you should fuckin’ beat it
Or fuckin’ eat it while I’m on my period
Now have a blessed day.” Bitch, you serious?
I’m in the mirror with this look on my face, curious
Why you ain’t fuckin’ with me, you cut me deep as a Caesarean
You know I want you bad as a Benjamin, I’m delirious
I want you bad as the head shattered on George Zimmerman
After the Dillinger hit him diligently and killin’ him
His mouthpiece for a Cadillac emblem
That’s analogy and metaphor for you
I should win a medal for all the ways I adore you
This is me talkin’ cordial, yeah, I got some home trainin’
That ain’t what you like, ain’t it?
What about if I was as famous as Marshall?
Would you give fellatio in the carpool?
Cops pull us over, they just wanna know if you gargle
Singing, “I hope she’s good enough”
Meanwhile you’re chasin’ her
Chlamydia couldn’t even get rid of her
Pity the fool and pity the fool in me, I’ma live with the—
[Bridge: Sample]
The game of love, love, love, love
La-la-la-la-la love
[Hook: Kendrick Lamar & Eminem]
She doesn’t love me, no, she don’t love me no more
She hates my company, yeah, she don’t love me no more
I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
She screamed she loved me like she never did before
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
[Verse 3: Eminem]
So needless to say I’m feelin’ betrayed
Snatch my house key off her key chain
She jumps off Wee-Bey from The Wire’s dick
Now she’s chasin’ me with a cheese grater
Here goes that broken record cliché
It’s all my fault anyway, she’s turning the tables, I’m a beat-break
She treats my face like Serato, she cuts and scratches like a DJ
Each day is an Instant Replay
They say what we display is symptomatic of addict behavior
Back together but forgot today was her b-day
She cut me off on the freeway
Simple misunderstanding, but just as I went to slam on the brakes
That’s when I realized that she may be as crazy as me, wait
Bitch cut my fuckin’ brakeline
Stepped on them fuckers eight times
Still goin’ 73, thank God there’s an exit comin’ up
What the mother F-U-C-K’s wrong with her?
Hit the off ramp ’til I coasted to a goddamn halt
Hit a fuckin’ tree, now here she comes at full speed
She’s racing at me, okay, you wanna fuck with me, eh?
Snatch the bitch out her car through the window
She screamin’, I body slam her on the cement
Until the concrete gave and created a sinkhole
Buried this stink ho in it, then pay to have the street repaved
(The fuck?) Woke up in a dream state
In a cold sweat like I got hit with a freeze ray during a heat wave
Guess I eventually caved though, ‘cause she’s laying next to me in bed – directly aiming a gat at my head
Woke up again and jumped up
Like, “Fuck it! I’ve had it, I’m checkin’ into rehab.”
I confess I’m a static addict, I guess that’s why I’m so clingy
Every girl I’ve ever had either says I got too much baggage
Or I’m too fuckin’ dramatic
Man, what the fuck is the matter? I’m just a fuckin’ romantic
I fuckin’ love you, you fuckin’ bitch!
Combative, possessive, in fact last time I was mad at an ex
I actually set off a chain reaction of tragic events
I said, “Hit the road” and after she left
I sent that bitch a text, I said, “Be careful driving
Don’t read this and have an accident”
She glanced to look at it and wrecked
Too bad, thought we had a connect
No sense dwelling makes, never been a more compelling case
Than the model covered in L’Oreal and mace
Who fell from grace eleven stories for storytelling
While the whore was yelling, “Rape!”
‘Til her vocal cords were swelling
And her voice were more hoarser than Tori Spellings’ face
Still they swarm the gates and my fancy estates
To greet Norman Bates with a warm embrace
Unless you’re Andrea Yates, don’t ask me for a date
Don’t be late, well, the sentiment’s great
But wait, think there’s been a mistake
You wanted an intimate date, I wanna intimidate
I have infinite hate in my blood
It’s mainly because of the game of— (*Message sound*)
“Wait, dinner at eight?”, I have infinite hate in my blood
It’s mainly because of the game of—
[Outro]
Love, love, love, love
L-l, l-l-l-love
[Verse 1: Eminem]
Something’s burning, I can’t figure out what (out what)
It’s either lust or a cloud of dust
Judgement is clouded; must
Just be the powder from the power of (love)
But I’m in something I don’t know how to get out of
Left my girl in the house alone
Is that my soon-to-be-spouse’s moan?
And the further I walk, the louder
Pause for a minute to make certain that’s what I heard
‘Cause after all, this is her place
So I give her the benefit of the doubt, I
Think I might be about to bust her, bust her
The thought’s scary, yo, though and it hurts – brace
Hope it ain’t, “Here we go, yo!”
‘Cause my head already goes to worst-case
Scenario, though in the first place
But you confirmed my low end theory though
Shoulda known when I made it all the way to third base
And that was only the first date
Coulda made it to home plate
But you slid straight for the dome and dove face first
“No (slurp) you don’t (slurp) under (slurp) stand
I (slurp) don’t (slurp) do this for anyone ever.”
Yeah, that ain’t what they all say
I’ll say, you can suck a softball through a straw
Used to be my fiancé
‘Til you sucked on Wayne, André, and Kanye
LeBron, Akon, Jay, Lil Jon, Raekwon, Ma$e
Polow Tha Don, Dre, Dante Ross, James Conway, Kwame
Guess I’m gettin’ my g-goddang Jigga on, eh?
‘Cause your name, I’m beyond sayin’
But fuck it, I’m movin’ on, you women are all cray
But I’ll probably always keep on playin’—
[Bridge: Sample]
The game of love, love, love, love
La-la-la-la-la love
[Hook: Kendrick Lamar]
She doesn’t love me, no, she don’t love me no more
She hates my company, yeah, she don’t love me no more
I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
She screamed she loved me like she never did before
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
[Verse 2: Kendrick Lamar]
I told that bitch I’m a sucker for love, you a sucker for dick
Suckin’ dick in your momma tub, then your granny walked in
Told the stupid nigga to duck under the water
He drowned, like an abortion
They booked you for manslaughter
You beat the case and I called ya
“Sherane is not available now, leave a message at the tone
And Kendrick, don’t forget to buy two pair of those
Expensive heels, you little fuckin’ Ferris Wheel
Fuckin’ spinnin’ on me – fuck you think, we gon’ get married still?
Fuckin’ Mary had a little lamb, this ain’t no fairy tale
Fairy godmomma better tell you how I fuckin’ feel
Like you should fuckin’ beat it
Or fuckin’ eat it while I’m on my period
Now have a blessed day.” Bitch, you serious?
I’m in the mirror with this look on my face, curious
Why you ain’t fuckin’ with me, you cut me deep as a Caesarean
You know I want you bad as a Benjamin, I’m delirious
I want you bad as the head shattered on George Zimmerman
After the Dillinger hit him diligently and killin’ him
His mouthpiece for a Cadillac emblem
That’s analogy and metaphor for you
I should win a medal for all the ways I adore you
This is me talkin’ cordial, yeah, I got some home trainin’
That ain’t what you like, ain’t it?
What about if I was as famous as Marshall?
Would you give fellatio in the carpool?
Cops pull us over, they just wanna know if you gargle
Singing, “I hope she’s good enough”
Meanwhile you’re chasin’ her
Chlamydia couldn’t even get rid of her
Pity the fool and pity the fool in me, I’ma live with the—
[Bridge: Sample]
The game of love, love, love, love
La-la-la-la-la love
[Hook: Kendrick Lamar & Eminem]
She doesn’t love me, no, she don’t love me no more
She hates my company, yeah, she don’t love me no more
I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
She screamed she loved me like she never did before
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
[Verse 3: Eminem]
So needless to say I’m feelin’ betrayed
Snatch my house key off her key chain
She jumps off Wee-Bey from The Wire’s dick
Now she’s chasin’ me with a cheese grater
Here goes that broken record cliché
It’s all my fault anyway, she’s turning the tables, I’m a beat-break
She treats my face like Serato, she cuts and scratches like a DJ
Each day is an Instant Replay
They say what we display is symptomatic of addict behavior
Back together but forgot today was her b-day
She cut me off on the freeway
Simple misunderstanding, but just as I went to slam on the brakes
That’s when I realized that she may be as crazy as me, wait
Bitch cut my fuckin’ brakeline
Stepped on them fuckers eight times
Still goin’ 73, thank God there’s an exit comin’ up
What the mother F-U-C-K’s wrong with her?
Hit the off ramp ’til I coasted to a goddamn halt
Hit a fuckin’ tree, now here she comes at full speed
She’s racing at me, okay, you wanna fuck with me, eh?
Snatch the bitch out her car through the window
She screamin’, I body slam her on the cement
Until the concrete gave and created a sinkhole
Buried this stink ho in it, then pay to have the street repaved
(The fuck?) Woke up in a dream state
In a cold sweat like I got hit with a freeze ray during a heat wave
Guess I eventually caved though, ‘cause she’s laying next to me in bed – directly aiming a gat at my head
Woke up again and jumped up
Like, “Fuck it! I’ve had it, I’m checkin’ into rehab.”
I confess I’m a static addict, I guess that’s why I’m so clingy
Every girl I’ve ever had either says I got too much baggage
Or I’m too fuckin’ dramatic
Man, what the fuck is the matter? I’m just a fuckin’ romantic
I fuckin’ love you, you fuckin’ bitch!
Combative, possessive, in fact last time I was mad at an ex
I actually set off a chain reaction of tragic events
I said, “Hit the road” and after she left
I sent that bitch a text, I said, “Be careful driving
Don’t read this and have an accident”
She glanced to look at it and wrecked
Too bad, thought we had a connect
No sense dwelling makes, never been a more compelling case
Than the model covered in L’Oreal and mace
Who fell from grace eleven stories for storytelling
While the whore was yelling, “Rape!”
‘Til her vocal cords were swelling
And her voice were more hoarser than Tori Spellings’ face
Still they swarm the gates and my fancy estates
To greet Norman Bates with a warm embrace
Unless you’re Andrea Yates, don’t ask me for a date
Don’t be late, well, the sentiment’s great
But wait, think there’s been a mistake
You wanted an intimate date, I wanna intimidate
I have infinite hate in my blood
It’s mainly because of the game of— (*Message sound*)
“Wait, dinner at eight?”, I have infinite hate in my blood
It’s mainly because of the game of—
[Outro]
Love, love, love, love
L-l, l-l-l-love
[Verse 1: Eminem]
Something’s burning, I can’t figure out what (out what)
It’s either lust or a cloud of dust
Judgement is clouded; must
Just be the powder from the power of (love)
But I’m in something I don’t know how to get out of
Left my girl in the house alone
Is that my soon-to-be-spouse’s moan?
And the further I walk, the louder
Pause for a minute to make certain that’s what I heard
‘Cause after all, this is her place
So I give her the benefit of the doubt, I
Think I might be about to bust her, bust her
The thought’s scary, yo, though and it hurts – brace
Hope it ain’t, “Here we go, yo!”
‘Cause my head already goes to worst-case
Scenario, though in the first place
But you confirmed my low end theory though
Shoulda known when I made it all the way to third base
And that was only the first date
Coulda made it to home plate
But you slid straight for the dome and dove face first
“No (slurp) you don’t (slurp) under (slurp) stand
I (slurp) don’t (slurp) do this for anyone ever.”
Yeah, that ain’t what they all say
I’ll say, you can suck a softball through a straw
Used to be my fiancé
‘Til you sucked on Wayne, André, and Kanye
LeBron, Akon, Jay, Lil Jon, Raekwon, Ma$e
Polow Tha Don, Dre, Dante Ross, James Conway, Kwame
Guess I’m gettin’ my g-goddang Jigga on, eh?
‘Cause your name, I’m beyond sayin’
But fuck it, I’m movin’ on, you women are all cray
But I’ll probably always keep on playin’—
[Bridge: Sample]
The game of love, love, love, love
La-la-la-la-la love
[Hook: Kendrick Lamar]
She doesn’t love me, no, she don’t love me no more
She hates my company, yeah, she don’t love me no more
I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
She screamed she loved me like she never did before
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
[Verse 2: Kendrick Lamar]
I told that bitch I’m a sucker for love, you a sucker for dick
Suckin’ dick in your momma tub, then your granny walked in
Told the stupid nigga to duck under the water
He drowned, like an abortion
They booked you for manslaughter
You beat the case and I called ya
“Sherane is not available now, leave a message at the tone
And Kendrick, don’t forget to buy two pair of those
Expensive heels, you little fuckin’ Ferris Wheel
Fuckin’ spinnin’ on me – fuck you think, we gon’ get married still?
Fuckin’ Mary had a little lamb, this ain’t no fairy tale
Fairy godmomma better tell you how I fuckin’ feel
Like you should fuckin’ beat it
Or fuckin’ eat it while I’m on my period
Now have a blessed day.” Bitch, you serious?
I’m in the mirror with this look on my face, curious
Why you ain’t fuckin’ with me, you cut me deep as a Caesarean
You know I want you bad as a Benjamin, I’m delirious
I want you bad as the head shattered on George Zimmerman
After the Dillinger hit him diligently and killin’ him
His mouthpiece for a Cadillac emblem
That’s analogy and metaphor for you
I should win a medal for all the ways I adore you
This is me talkin’ cordial, yeah, I got some home trainin’
That ain’t what you like, ain’t it?
What about if I was as famous as Marshall?
Would you give fellatio in the carpool?
Cops pull us over, they just wanna know if you gargle
Singing, “I hope she’s good enough”
Meanwhile you’re chasin’ her
Chlamydia couldn’t even get rid of her
Pity the fool and pity the fool in me, I’ma live with the—
[Bridge: Sample]
The game of love, love, love, love
La-la-la-la-la love
[Hook: Kendrick Lamar & Eminem]
She doesn’t love me, no, she don’t love me no more
She hates my company, yeah, she don’t love me no more
I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
She screamed she loved me like she never did before
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
[Verse 3: Eminem]
So needless to say I’m feelin’ betrayed
Snatch my house key off her key chain
She jumps off Wee-Bey from The Wire’s dick
Now she’s chasin’ me with a cheese grater
Here goes that broken record cliché
It’s all my fault anyway, she’s turning the tables, I’m a beat-break
She treats my face like Serato, she cuts and scratches like a DJ
Each day is an Instant Replay
They say what we display is symptomatic of addict behavior
Back together but forgot today was her b-day
She cut me off on the freeway
Simple misunderstanding, but just as I went to slam on the brakes
That’s when I realized that she may be as crazy as me, wait
Bitch cut my fuckin’ brakeline
Stepped on them fuckers eight times
Still goin’ 73, thank God there’s an exit comin’ up
What the mother F-U-C-K’s wrong with her?
Hit the off ramp ’til I coasted to a goddamn halt
Hit a fuckin’ tree, now here she comes at full speed
She’s racing at me, okay, you wanna fuck with me, eh?
Snatch the bitch out her car through the window
She screamin’, I body slam her on the cement
Until the concrete gave and created a sinkhole
Buried this stink ho in it, then pay to have the street repaved
(The fuck?) Woke up in a dream state
In a cold sweat like I got hit with a freeze ray during a heat wave
Guess I eventually caved though, ‘cause she’s laying next to me in bed – directly aiming a gat at my head
Woke up again and jumped up
Like, “Fuck it! I’ve had it, I’m checkin’ into rehab.”
I confess I’m a static addict, I guess that’s why I’m so clingy
Every girl I’ve ever had either says I got too much baggage
Or I’m too fuckin’ dramatic
Man, what the fuck is the matter? I’m just a fuckin’ romantic
I fuckin’ love you, you fuckin’ bitch!
Combative, possessive, in fact last time I was mad at an ex
I actually set off a chain reaction of tragic events
I said, “Hit the road” and after she left
I sent that bitch a text, I said, “Be careful driving
Don’t read this and have an accident”
She glanced to look at it and wrecked
Too bad, thought we had a connect
No sense dwelling makes, never been a more compelling case
Than the model covered in L’Oreal and mace
Who fell from grace eleven stories for storytelling
While the whore was yelling, “Rape!”
‘Til her vocal cords were swelling
And her voice were more hoarser than Tori Spellings’ face
Still they swarm the gates and my fancy estates
To greet Norman Bates with a warm embrace
Unless you’re Andrea Yates, don’t ask me for a date
Don’t be late, well, the sentiment’s great
But wait, think there’s been a mistake
You wanted an intimate date, I wanna intimidate
I have infinite hate in my blood
It’s mainly because of the game of— (*Message sound*)
“Wait, dinner at eight?”, I have infinite hate in my blood
It’s mainly because of the game of—
[Outro]
Love, love, love, love
L-l, l-l-l-love
[Verse 1: Eminem]
Something’s burning, I can’t figure out what (out what)
It’s either lust or a cloud of dust
Judgement is clouded; must
Just be the powder from the power of (love)
But I’m in something I don’t know how to get out of
Left my girl in the house alone
Is that my soon-to-be-spouse’s moan?
And the further I walk, the louder
Pause for a minute to make certain that’s what I heard
‘Cause after all, this is her place
So I give her the benefit of the doubt, I
Think I might be about to bust her, bust her
The thought’s scary, yo, though and it hurts – brace
Hope it ain’t, “Here we go, yo!”
‘Cause my head already goes to worst-case
Scenario, though in the first place
But you confirmed my low end theory though
Shoulda known when I made it all the way to third base
And that was only the first date
Coulda made it to home plate
But you slid straight for the dome and dove face first
“No (slurp) you don’t (slurp) under (slurp) stand
I (slurp) don’t (slurp) do this for anyone ever.”
Yeah, that ain’t what they all say
I’ll say, you can suck a softball through a straw
Used to be my fiancé
‘Til you sucked on Wayne, André, and Kanye
LeBron, Akon, Jay, Lil Jon, Raekwon, Ma$e
Polow Tha Don, Dre, Dante Ross, James Conway, Kwame
Guess I’m gettin’ my g-goddang Jigga on, eh?
‘Cause your name, I’m beyond sayin’
But fuck it, I’m movin’ on, you women are all cray
But I’ll probably always keep on playin’—
[Bridge: Sample]
The game of love, love, love, love
La-la-la-la-la love
[Hook: Kendrick Lamar]
She doesn’t love me, no, she don’t love me no more
She hates my company, yeah, she don’t love me no more
I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
She screamed she loved me like she never did before
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
[Verse 2: Kendrick Lamar]
I told that bitch I’m a sucker for love, you a sucker for dick
Suckin’ dick in your momma tub, then your granny walked in
Told the stupid nigga to duck under the water
He drowned, like an abortion
They booked you for manslaughter
You beat the case and I called ya
“Sherane is not available now, leave a message at the tone
And Kendrick, don’t forget to buy two pair of those
Expensive heels, you little fuckin’ Ferris Wheel
Fuckin’ spinnin’ on me – fuck you think, we gon’ get married still?
Fuckin’ Mary had a little lamb, this ain’t no fairy tale
Fairy godmomma better tell you how I fuckin’ feel
Like you should fuckin’ beat it
Or fuckin’ eat it while I’m on my period
Now have a blessed day.” Bitch, you serious?
I’m in the mirror with this look on my face, curious
Why you ain’t fuckin’ with me, you cut me deep as a Caesarean
You know I want you bad as a Benjamin, I’m delirious
I want you bad as the head shattered on George Zimmerman
After the Dillinger hit him diligently and killin’ him
His mouthpiece for a Cadillac emblem
That’s analogy and metaphor for you
I should win a medal for all the ways I adore you
This is me talkin’ cordial, yeah, I got some home trainin’
That ain’t what you like, ain’t it?
What about if I was as famous as Marshall?
Would you give fellatio in the carpool?
Cops pull us over, they just wanna know if you gargle
Singing, “I hope she’s good enough”
Meanwhile you’re chasin’ her
Chlamydia couldn’t even get rid of her
Pity the fool and pity the fool in me, I’ma live with the—
[Bridge: Sample]
The game of love, love, love, love
La-la-la-la-la love
[Hook: Kendrick Lamar & Eminem]
She doesn’t love me, no, she don’t love me no more
She hates my company, yeah, she don’t love me no more
I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
She screamed she loved me like she never did before
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
[Verse 3: Eminem]
So needless to say I’m feelin’ betrayed
Snatch my house key off her key chain
She jumps off Wee-Bey from The Wire’s dick
Now she’s chasin’ me with a cheese grater
Here goes that broken record cliché
It’s all my fault anyway, she’s turning the tables, I’m a beat-break
She treats my face like Serato, she cuts and scratches like a DJ
Each day is an Instant Replay
They say what we display is symptomatic of addict behavior
Back together but forgot today was her b-day
She cut me off on the freeway
Simple misunderstanding, but just as I went to slam on the brakes
That’s when I realized that she may be as crazy as me, wait
Bitch cut my fuckin’ brakeline
Stepped on them fuckers eight times
Still goin’ 73, thank God there’s an exit comin’ up
What the mother F-U-C-K’s wrong with her?
Hit the off ramp ’til I coasted to a goddamn halt
Hit a fuckin’ tree, now here she comes at full speed
She’s racing at me, okay, you wanna fuck with me, eh?
Snatch the bitch out her car through the window
She screamin’, I body slam her on the cement
Until the concrete gave and created a sinkhole
Buried this stink ho in it, then pay to have the street repaved
(The fuck?) Woke up in a dream state
In a cold sweat like I got hit with a freeze ray during a heat wave
Guess I eventually caved though, ‘cause she’s laying next to me in bed – directly aiming a gat at my head
Woke up again and jumped up
Like, “Fuck it! I’ve had it, I’m checkin’ into rehab.”
I confess I’m a static addict, I guess that’s why I’m so clingy
Every girl I’ve ever had either says I got too much baggage
Or I’m too fuckin’ dramatic
Man, what the fuck is the matter? I’m just a fuckin’ romantic
I fuckin’ love you, you fuckin’ bitch!
Combative, possessive, in fact last time I was mad at an ex
I actually set off a chain reaction of tragic events
I said, “Hit the road” and after she left
I sent that bitch a text, I said, “Be careful driving
Don’t read this and have an accident”
She glanced to look at it and wrecked
Too bad, thought we had a connect
No sense dwelling makes, never been a more compelling case
Than the model covered in L’Oreal and mace
Who fell from grace eleven stories for storytelling
While the whore was yelling, “Rape!”
‘Til her vocal cords were swelling
And her voice were more hoarser than Tori Spellings’ face
Still they swarm the gates and my fancy estates
To greet Norman Bates with a warm embrace
Unless you’re Andrea Yates, don’t ask me for a date
Don’t be late, well, the sentiment’s great
But wait, think there’s been a mistake
You wanted an intimate date, I wanna intimidate
I have infinite hate in my blood
It’s mainly because of the game of— (*Message sound*)
“Wait, dinner at eight?”, I have infinite hate in my blood
It’s mainly because of the game of—
[Outro]
Love, love, love, love
L-l, l-l-l-love
L-l, l-l-l-love
[Verse 1: Eminem]
Something’s burning, I can’t figure out what (out what)
It’s either lust or a cloud of dust
Judgement is clouded; must
Just be the powder from the power of (love)
But I’m in something I don’t know how to get out of
Left my girl in the house alone
Is that my soon-to-be-spouse’s moan?
And the further I walk, the louder
Pause for a minute to make certain that’s what I heard
‘Cause after all, this is her place
So I give her the benefit of the doubt, I
Think I might be about to bust her, bust her
The thought’s scary, yo, though and it hurts – brace
Hope it ain’t, “Here we go, yo!”
‘Cause my head already goes to worst-case
Scenario, though in the first place
But you confirmed my low end theory though
Shoulda known when I made it all the way to third base
And that was only the first date
Coulda made it to home plate
But you slid straight for the dome and dove face first
“No (slurp) you don’t (slurp) under (slurp) stand
I (slurp) don’t (slurp) do this for anyone ever.”
Yeah, that ain’t what they all say
I’ll say, you can suck a softball through a straw
Used to be my fiancé
‘Til you sucked on Wayne, André, and Kanye
LeBron, Akon, Jay, Lil Jon, Raekwon, Ma$e
Polow Tha Don, Dre, Dante Ross, James Conway, Kwame
Guess I’m gettin’ my g-goddang Jigga on, eh?
‘Cause your name, I’m beyond sayin’
But fuck it, I’m movin’ on, you women are all cray
But I’ll probably always keep on playin’—
[Bridge: Sample]
The game of love, love, love, love
La-la-la-la-la love
[Hook: Kendrick Lamar]
She doesn’t love me, no, she don’t love me no more
She hates my company, yeah, she don’t love me no more
I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
She screamed she loved me like she never did before
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
[Verse 2: Kendrick Lamar]
I told that bitch I’m a sucker for love, you a sucker for dick
Suckin’ dick in your momma tub, then your granny walked in
Told the stupid nigga to duck under the water
He drowned, like an abortion
They booked you for manslaughter
You beat the case and I called ya
“Sherane is not available now, leave a message at the tone
And Kendrick, don’t forget to buy two pair of those
Expensive heels, you little fuckin’ Ferris Wheel
Fuckin’ spinnin’ on me – fuck you think, we gon’ get married still?
Fuckin’ Mary had a little lamb, this ain’t no fairy tale
Fairy godmomma better tell you how I fuckin’ feel
Like you should fuckin’ beat it
Or fuckin’ eat it while I’m on my period
Now have a blessed day.” Bitch, you serious?
I’m in the mirror with this look on my face, curious
Why you ain’t fuckin’ with me, you cut me deep as a Caesarean
You know I want you bad as a Benjamin, I’m delirious
I want you bad as the head shattered on George Zimmerman
After the Dillinger hit him diligently and killin’ him
His mouthpiece for a Cadillac emblem
That’s analogy and metaphor for you
I should win a medal for all the ways I adore you
This is me talkin’ cordial, yeah, I got some home trainin’
That ain’t what you like, ain’t it?
What about if I was as famous as Marshall?
Would you give fellatio in the carpool?
Cops pull us over, they just wanna know if you gargle
Singing, “I hope she’s good enough”
Meanwhile you’re chasin’ her
Chlamydia couldn’t even get rid of her
Pity the fool and pity the fool in me, I’ma live with the—
[Bridge: Sample]
The game of love, love, love, love
La-la-la-la-la love
[Hook: Kendrick Lamar & Eminem]
She doesn’t love me, no, she don’t love me no more
She hates my company, yeah, she don’t love me no more
I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
She screamed she loved me like she never did before
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
[Verse 3: Eminem]
So needless to say I’m feelin’ betrayed
Snatch my house key off her key chain
She jumps off Wee-Bey from The Wire’s dick
Now she’s chasin’ me with a cheese grater
Here goes that broken record cliché
It’s all my fault anyway, she’s turning the tables, I’m a beat-break
She treats my face like Serato, she cuts and scratches like a DJ
Each day is an Instant Replay
They say what we display is symptomatic of addict behavior
Back together but forgot today was her b-day
She cut me off on the freeway
Simple misunderstanding, but just as I went to slam on the brakes
That’s when I realized that she may be as crazy as me, wait
Bitch cut my fuckin’ brakeline
Stepped on them fuckers eight times
Still goin’ 73, thank God there’s an exit comin’ up
What the mother F-U-C-K’s wrong with her?
Hit the off ramp ’til I coasted to a goddamn halt
Hit a fuckin’ tree, now here she comes at full speed
She’s racing at me, okay, you wanna fuck with me, eh?
Snatch the bitch out her car through the window
She screamin’, I body slam her on the cement
Until the concrete gave and created a sinkhole
Buried this stink ho in it, then pay to have the street repaved
(The fuck?) Woke up in a dream state
In a cold sweat like I got hit with a freeze ray during a heat wave
Guess I eventually caved though, ‘cause she’s laying next to me in bed – directly aiming a gat at my head
Woke up again and jumped up
Like, “Fuck it! I’ve had it, I’m checkin’ into rehab.”
I confess I’m a static addict, I guess that’s why I’m so clingy
Every girl I’ve ever had either says I got too much baggage
Or I’m too fuckin’ dramatic
Man, what the fuck is the matter? I’m just a fuckin’ romantic
I fuckin’ love you, you fuckin’ bitch!
Combative, possessive, in fact last time I was mad at an ex
I actually set off a chain reaction of tragic events
I said, “Hit the road” and after she left
I sent that bitch a text, I said, “Be careful driving
Don’t read this and have an accident”
She glanced to look at it and wrecked
Too bad, thought we had a connect
No sense dwelling makes, never been a more compelling case
Than the model covered in L’Oreal and mace
Who fell from grace eleven stories for storytelling
While the whore was yelling, “Rape!”
‘Til her vocal cords were swelling
And her voice were more hoarser than Tori Spellings’ face
Still they swarm the gates and my fancy estates
To greet Norman Bates with a warm embrace
Unless you’re Andrea Yates, don’t ask me for a date
Don’t be late, well, the sentiment’s great
But wait, think there’s been a mistake
You wanted an intimate date, I wanna intimidate
I have infinite hate in my blood
It’s mainly because of the game of— (*Message sound*)
“Wait, dinner at eight?”, I have infinite hate in my blood
It’s mainly because of the game of—
[Outro]
Love, love, love, love
L-l, l-l-l-love
[Verse 1: Eminem]
Something’s burning, I can’t figure out what (out what)
It’s either lust or a cloud of dust
Judgement is clouded; must
Just be the powder from the power of (love)
But I’m in something I don’t know how to get out of
Left my girl in the house alone
Is that my soon-to-be-spouse’s moan?
And the further I walk, the louder
Pause for a minute to make certain that’s what I heard
‘Cause after all, this is her place
So I give her the benefit of the doubt, I
Think I might be about to bust her, bust her
The thought’s scary, yo, though and it hurts – brace
Hope it ain’t, “Here we go, yo!”
‘Cause my head already goes to worst-case
Scenario, though in the first place
But you confirmed my low end theory though
Shoulda known when I made it all the way to third base
And that was only the first date
Coulda made it to home plate
But you slid straight for the dome and dove face first
“No (slurp) you don’t (slurp) under (slurp) stand
I (slurp) don’t (slurp) do this for anyone ever.”
Yeah, that ain’t what they all say
I’ll say, you can suck a softball through a straw
Used to be my fiancé
‘Til you sucked on Wayne, André, and Kanye
LeBron, Akon, Jay, Lil Jon, Raekwon, Ma$e
Polow Tha Don, Dre, Dante Ross, James Conway, Kwame
Guess I’m gettin’ my g-goddang Jigga on, eh?
‘Cause your name, I’m beyond sayin’
But fuck it, I’m movin’ on, you women are all cray
But I’ll probably always keep on playin’—
[Bridge: Sample]
The game of love, love, love, love
La-la-la-la-la love
[Hook: Kendrick Lamar]
She doesn’t love me, no, she don’t love me no more
She hates my company, yeah, she don’t love me no more
I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
She screamed she loved me like she never did before
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
[Verse 2: Kendrick Lamar]
I told that bitch I’m a sucker for love, you a sucker for dick
Suckin’ dick in your momma tub, then your granny walked in
Told the stupid nigga to duck under the water
He drowned, like an abortion
They booked you for manslaughter
You beat the case and I called ya
“Sherane is not available now, leave a message at the tone
And Kendrick, don’t forget to buy two pair of those
Expensive heels, you little fuckin’ Ferris Wheel
Fuckin’ spinnin’ on me – fuck you think, we gon’ get married still?
Fuckin’ Mary had a little lamb, this ain’t no fairy tale
Fairy godmomma better tell you how I fuckin’ feel
Like you should fuckin’ beat it
Or fuckin’ eat it while I’m on my period
Now have a blessed day.” Bitch, you serious?
I’m in the mirror with this look on my face, curious
Why you ain’t fuckin’ with me, you cut me deep as a Caesarean
You know I want you bad as a Benjamin, I’m delirious
I want you bad as the head shattered on George Zimmerman
After the Dillinger hit him diligently and killin’ him
His mouthpiece for a Cadillac emblem
That’s analogy and metaphor for you
I should win a medal for all the ways I adore you
This is me talkin’ cordial, yeah, I got some home trainin’
That ain’t what you like, ain’t it?
What about if I was as famous as Marshall?
Would you give fellatio in the carpool?
Cops pull us over, they just wanna know if you gargle
Singing, “I hope she’s good enough”
Meanwhile you’re chasin’ her
Chlamydia couldn’t even get rid of her
Pity the fool and pity the fool in me, I’ma live with the—
[Bridge: Sample]
The game of love, love, love, love
La-la-la-la-la love
[Hook: Kendrick Lamar & Eminem]
She doesn’t love me, no, she don’t love me no more
She hates my company, yeah, she don’t love me no more
I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
She screamed she loved me like she never did before
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
[Verse 3: Eminem]
So needless to say I’m feelin’ betrayed
Snatch my house key off her key chain
She jumps off Wee-Bey from The Wire’s dick
Now she’s chasin’ me with a cheese grater
Here goes that broken record cliché
It’s all my fault anyway, she’s turning the tables, I’m a beat-break
She treats my face like Serato, she cuts and scratches like a DJ
Each day is an Instant Replay
They say what we display is symptomatic of addict behavior
Back together but forgot today was her b-day
She cut me off on the freeway
Simple misunderstanding, but just as I went to slam on the brakes
That’s when I realized that she may be as crazy as me, wait
Bitch cut my fuckin’ brakeline
Stepped on them fuckers eight times
Still goin’ 73, thank God there’s an exit comin’ up
What the mother F-U-C-K’s wrong with her?
Hit the off ramp ’til I coasted to a goddamn halt
Hit a fuckin’ tree, now here she comes at full speed
She’s racing at me, okay, you wanna fuck with me, eh?
Snatch the bitch out her car through the window
She screamin’, I body slam her on the cement
Until the concrete gave and created a sinkhole
Buried this stink ho in it, then pay to have the street repaved
(The fuck?) Woke up in a dream state
In a cold sweat like I got hit with a freeze ray during a heat wave
Guess I eventually caved though, ‘cause she’s laying next to me in bed – directly aiming a gat at my head
Woke up again and jumped up
Like, “Fuck it! I’ve had it, I’m checkin’ into rehab.”
I confess I’m a static addict, I guess that’s why I’m so clingy
Every girl I’ve ever had either says I got too much baggage
Or I’m too fuckin’ dramatic
Man, what the fuck is the matter? I’m just a fuckin’ romantic
I fuckin’ love you, you fuckin’ bitch!
Combative, possessive, in fact last time I was mad at an ex
I actually set off a chain reaction of tragic events
I said, “Hit the road” and after she left
I sent that bitch a text, I said, “Be careful driving
Don’t read this and have an accident”
She glanced to look at it and wrecked
Too bad, thought we had a connect
No sense dwelling makes, never been a more compelling case
Than the model covered in L’Oreal and mace
Who fell from grace eleven stories for storytelling
While the whore was yelling, “Rape!”
‘Til her vocal cords were swelling
And her voice were more hoarser than Tori Spellings’ face
Still they swarm the gates and my fancy estates
To greet Norman Bates with a warm embrace
Unless you’re Andrea Yates, don’t ask me for a date
Don’t be late, well, the sentiment’s great
But wait, think there’s been a mistake
You wanted an intimate date, I wanna intimidate
I have infinite hate in my blood
It’s mainly because of the game of— (*Message sound*)
“Wait, dinner at eight?”, I have infinite hate in my blood
It’s mainly because of the game of—
[Outro]
Love, love, love, love
L-l, l-l-l-love
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LOVE GAME LYRICS
[Produced by Rick Rubin]
[Verse 1: Eminem]
Something’s burning, I can’t figure out what (out what)
It’s either lust or a cloud of dust
Judgement is clouded; must
Just be the powder from the power of (love)
But I’m in something I don’t know how to get out of
Left my girl in the house alone
Is that my soon-to-be-spouse’s moan?
And the further I walk, the louder
Pause for a minute to make certain that’s what I heard
‘Cause after all, this is her place
So I give her the benefit of the doubt, I
Think I might be about to bust her, bust her
The thought’s scary, yo, though and it hurts – brace
Hope it ain’t, “Here we go, yo!”
‘Cause my head already goes to worst-case
Scenario, though in the first place
But you confirmed my low end theory though
Shoulda known when I made it all the way to third base
And that was only the first date
Coulda made it to home plate
But you slid straight for the dome and dove face first
“No (slurp) you don’t (slurp) under (slurp) stand
I (slurp) don’t (slurp) do this for anyone ever.”
Yeah, that ain’t what they all say
I’ll say, you can suck a softball through a straw
Used to be my fiancé
‘Til you sucked on Wayne, André, and Kanye
LeBron, Akon, Jay, Lil Jon, Raekwon, Ma$e
Polow Tha Don, Dre, Dante Ross, James Conway, Kwame
Guess I’m gettin’ my g-goddang Jigga on, eh?
‘Cause your name, I’m beyond sayin’
But fuck it, I’m movin’ on, you women are all cray
But I’ll probably always keep on playin’—
[Bridge: Sample]
The game of love, love, love, love
La-la-la-la-la love
[Hook: Kendrick Lamar]
She doesn’t love me, no, she don’t love me no more
She hates my company, yeah, she don’t love me no more
I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
She screamed she loved me like she never did before
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
[Verse 2: Kendrick Lamar]
I told that bitch I’m a sucker for love, you a sucker for dick
Suckin’ dick in your momma tub, then your granny walked in
Told the stupid nigga to duck under the water
He drowned, like an abortion
They booked you for manslaughter
You beat the case and I called ya
“Sherane is not available now, leave a message at the tone
And Kendrick, don’t forget to buy two pair of those
Expensive heels, you little fuckin’ Ferris Wheel
Fuckin’ spinnin’ on me – fuck you think, we gon’ get married still?
Fuckin’ Mary had a little lamb, this ain’t no fairy tale
Fairy godmomma better tell you how I fuckin’ feel
Like you should fuckin’ beat it
Or fuckin’ eat it while I’m on my period
Now have a blessed day.” Bitch, you serious?
I’m in the mirror with this look on my face, curious
Why you ain’t fuckin’ with me, you cut me deep as a Caesarean
You know I want you bad as a Benjamin, I’m delirious
I want you bad as the head shattered on George Zimmerman
After the Dillinger hit him diligently and killin’ him
His mouthpiece for a Cadillac emblem
That’s analogy and metaphor for you
I should win a medal for all the ways I adore you
This is me talkin’ cordial, yeah, I got some home trainin’
That ain’t what you like, ain’t it?
What about if I was as famous as Marshall?
Would you give fellatio in the carpool?
Cops pull us over, they just wanna know if you gargle
Singing, “I hope she’s good enough”
Meanwhile you’re chasin’ her
Chlamydia couldn’t even get rid of her
Pity the fool and pity the fool in me, I’ma live with the—
[Bridge: Sample]
The game of love, love, love, love
La-la-la-la-la love
[Hook: Kendrick Lamar & Eminem]
She doesn’t love me, no, she don’t love me no more
She hates my company, yeah, she don’t love me no more
I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door
She screamed she loved me like she never did before
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
And I told her: (Go where you wanna go!
Go do whatcha want to do – I don’t care!)
[Verse 3: Eminem]
So needless to say I’m feelin’ betrayed
Snatch my house key off her key chain
She jumps off Wee-Bey from The Wire’s dick
Now she’s chasin’ me with a cheese grater
Here goes that broken record cliché
It’s all my fault anyway, she’s turning the tables, I’m a beat-break
She treats my face like Serato, she cuts and scratches like a DJ
Each day is an Instant Replay
They say what we display is symptomatic of addict behavior
Back together but forgot today was her b-day
She cut me off on the freeway
Simple misunderstanding, but just as I went to slam on the brakes
That’s when I realized that she may be as crazy as me, wait
Bitch cut my fuckin’ brakeline
Stepped on them fuckers eight times
Still goin’ 73, thank God there’s an exit comin’ up
What the mother F-U-C-K’s wrong with her?
Hit the off ramp ’til I coasted to a goddamn halt
Hit a fuckin’ tree, now here she comes at full speed
She’s racing at me, okay, you wanna fuck with me, eh?
Snatch the bitch out her car through the window
She screamin’, I body slam her on the cement
Until the concrete gave and created a sinkhole
Buried this stink ho in it, then pay to have the street repaved
(The fuck?) Woke up in a dream state
In a cold sweat like I got hit with a freeze ray during a heat wave
Guess I eventually caved though, ‘cause she’s laying next to me in bed – directly aiming a gat at my head
Woke up again and jumped up
Like, “Fuck it! I’ve had it, I’m checkin’ into rehab.”
I confess I’m a static addict, I guess that’s why I’m so clingy
Every girl I’ve ever had either says I got too much baggage
Or I’m too fuckin’ dramatic
Man, what the fuck is the matter? I’m just a fuckin’ romantic
I fuckin’ love you, you fuckin’ bitch!
Combative, possessive, in fact last time I was mad at an ex
I actually set off a chain reaction of tragic events
I said, “Hit the road” and after she left
I sent that bitch a text, I said, “Be careful driving
Don’t read this and have an accident”
She glanced to look at it and wrecked
Too bad, thought we had a connect
No sense dwelling makes, never been a more compelling case
Than the model covered in L’Oreal and mace
Who fell from grace eleven stories for storytelling
While the whore was yelling, “Rape!”
‘Til her vocal cords were swelling
And her voice were more hoarser than Tori Spellings’ face
Still they swarm the gates and my fancy estates
To greet Norman Bates with a warm embrace
Unless you’re Andrea Yates, don’t ask me for a date
Don’t be late, well, the sentiment’s great
But wait, think there’s been a mistake
You wanted an intimate date, I wanna intimidate
I have infinite hate in my blood
It’s mainly because of the game of— (*Message sound*)
“Wait, dinner at eight?”, I have infinite hate in my blood
It’s mainly because of the game of—
[Outro]
Love, love, love, love
L-l, l-l-l-love
I’m a fucking troll bitch
Jokes on you, I love that song.
really like the hecu guys
god why is it bikini jeans are so hot?
the opposing force thing is badass
The pants are called jeankinis
I dont believe you at first. I thought it was a made-up word.
I googled it.
I believe you were sent by god to reveal all truths in this world.
The face is done beautifully
yesss do more of herrrr
Stop fucking around and please lewd these lolis again i miss jacking to them Shad. Thx in advance.
What is the name of these type of pants
Jeankini
No my sacred place!
Заебись нарисовал, молодчага.
Do more Half-Life stuff!
Shad are you excited for Metro Exodous in 2018?
Tbh i dont think i could jack off to louis, i she her too much like an evil cute little sister; not really a cum slut
Tbh senpai, Louis is the only loli in cartoons that I could see being a cum slut.
Something about her rubs me the wrong -or right lol- way.
Older bustier version of Louise PLEASE!!!
isnt snowbunny a nickname for a coalburning female?
Make more of her in this outfit with different poses
Porn
Please stop teasing us with Louis also make something feet related with her.
Or Don’t PLEASE!!!!!
There’s always that one person that says this is horrible lol more lolis shadmen you rock lol and dark souls 3 ones lol indimous gonna be mad or happy
lol there’s always that one person saying this is horrible more lolis shadmen you rock
omre of this
More into milf stuff tbh, but keep doing what you do best shad, in the end I’ll keep coming back to this site loli or not, loving the raven work so far though
This aesthetic is really dope
THIS IS HORRIBLE
she’s not naked
OMG! Need a nude version and a futa version. Love it!
Please more of her!
13
You are clearly new here
Art is great as always but hoping for women.
show ass
Not into the loli stuff, but this is pretty good, would still prefer grown women though, but you do whatever you want to shad
now this is a respectable way of saying your opinion sir. good on you.
He’s still a little faggot
Nah your the real fag buddy
fuck a grown wonam LOLI for life BOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I miss the time when Shad was about incest and proper shit that doesn’t make me guilty, now it’s about underage stuff that I can’t even touch myself to. High time we returned to Helen, shad.
I think at the moment he is at a healthy balance so that everyone is happy, i’m not into the loli stuff but he puts out other stuff just as often at the moment, i wouldn’t want things to change right now. (well except that i’m missing nudity)
Kannst du was geiles zu meinem geburtstag zeichnen wie zb futa oder vlt sogar raven? Habe diesen monat am 28.
Sehr gut mein führer das gefällt mir
Hey Shad, I see you draw the green goggled bastard, Shephard and the HECU units on opposing force,could you maybe draw the female assassin from Half Life?
I hope the long awaited character is my man donald trump
“there should also be a new interactive animation this month with a long awaited character.” Looking forward to seeing who that might be ;)
Finally a shad loli! Love you mate!
Sweet ass, you done good again, Shad!
I want to sleep with her and no not sexually mostly cause she a bunny………you tell no one of this >_>
Very cute, but not naked and/or getting the dick.
3/10
Spread those cheeks and show us her asshole? <3
when are we gona get some loli feet? i need some loli feet!
impregnate her already!
Kik hotlickiered for nudes
what are those pants called?
I would also like to know
yoga pants for everyboooooooooody
What do you think of https://twitter.com/V3ldin/status/909119973045493761 ?
Hell yes
wait A FUCKING MINUTE! IS THAT FUCKING HECU MARINES RIGHT THERE? i thought im the only one who knows about that underrated masterpiece
That Opposing Force art is fucking great. Glad to know you appreciate it!
This is the closest to a naked Loli I’ve seen in awhile. I’ll take what I can get. She’s looking good Shad, the angle on her face is spot on.
from where is that Ana?
Can we get something other than loli’s please
do more Kylie griffin
Could you do actual porn of her, not just pin-ups.
A little Pig-Girl action anyone?
2017 MONSTER ISLAND film.
fuck no
I heard “Fuck.” Clearly you cannot contain your lust.
yeah… no.
Please no
How about you go back to NSFW shit? If not for lullaby all of your lasts post for the month and some of the previous one have all been questionable or safe.
There are multiple theories about why Shadman went soft and before anyone points out that recent Trap comic. In the old days the percentage of stuff like that was higher.
There was a time when Shadman had two websites. One for softcore the other for hardcore. So if Shadman lost interest in producing anything of a non safe for work nature he would then only have material for one website. By having a website specifically for the more sexual content there was more of an obligation to produce such content. But the websites were eventually merged which eliminated the obligation to produce a particular type of material.
The other thing was the loss of commissions. Unsurprisingly most commissions were hardcore because few people would dish out money to get something that’s only slightly more sexual than the official material.
Thirdly Shadman might have simply gotten bored with porn. After all the guy is a Hentai factory who can produce anything he can imagine. You can see how that could get old for some people eventually.
But at least Shadman is getting better at these softcore pictures. I take little solace in that but it’s something.
Don’t forget he got in trouble for drawing loli X-23. Website got taken down and stuff. Could be scared to draw anything too questionable, but if that was the case, they could draw characters that are clearly older so who knows what’s going on.
I agree about him being scared. That’s my theory. Fear that showing a naked loli getting fucked will get him charged. Even though shad is responsible for a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of loli porn on the net. I know a site dedicated to loli art and plenty of those drawings would make shads overall work look soft in comparison. There’s sooooo much “worse” out there that’s thankfully left alone.
Hes already stated tht he has gotten tired of drawing porn (he wont stop completely on porn) so thts a big reason why he got Jlullaby on board.
I can comprehend people other than myself becoming jaded of schoolgirls choking on their father’s dick while the family dog rapes their preteen ass. What I cannot comprehend however is responding to this jadedness by drawing Hentai pictures with less substance. If I were Shadman I would either stop drawing Hentai altogether based on being jaded or I would work hard to push the limits in order to perhaps feel something again.
But drawing super softcore as a result of being jaded if anything seems masochistic. “Porn bores me so I’m going to start drawing the most roaring porn possible.”
Let’s not forget that pinups are still porn.
i want a transparent pic of Louise Belcher!! PLEASE
Can we get more nsfw lolis bro
i want a transparent pic of Louise Belcher
I’m somewhat ok with this but where is the old shad? Where he would just draw straight up nsfw loli porn. Now it’s unsatisfying sfw lolicon
Please shad. Put a dick in this woman
Hes already stated tht he has gotten tired of drawing porn (he wont stop completely on porn) so thts a big reason why he got Jlullaby on board.
I swear to fuck if you go back to vi and helen ill open a vein.
Shad stop
Leave Bob’s burgers alone
This is fucking disgusting
wow looks like girls are a hot slice of popping pie for sure now ;)
wow id trade a rabbit for that bunny anyday ;) shad im sorry for all the hate you have been getting recently and previously i support you all the way my waifu guy ;)
Wow
Any one else have something wrong with the website background saying multporn
I just want to see louse get fucked with actual dick inside her once i mean come on
The reason why shad hasnt done anything worth a damn for a while now he is waiting on Animopron the small time shit he has been doing is because he was just stalling for time to post Animopron’s Breaking the quiet.
Hes already stated tht he has gotten tired of drawing porn (he wont stop completely on porn) so thts a big reason why he got Jlullaby on board.
Maybe Daenerys?
CANT WE JUST HAVE A TITTY OR SOMETHIN? ITS BEEN BAS8C NI NUDE CHiCKS FOREVER. IM TRIGGERED
I really hope this title means she’s a drug whore.
Just when I thought this site was actually going to get better, we get hit up with another diarrhea squirt of a SFW loli pinup.
Shad, make her have a comic story. something like Marco or like Incestibles
I wouldn’t mind seeing more of this.
Is she going to get rekt in the near future because that would be awesome. Good job by the way.
Shad are you going to do ela from siege? Even without her in a porn image i will be happy
As a Assman the rear view is all I need 👍
I hope we get more of Louise Belcher
I would love to see more.
draw ela from siege?
“Its CHILD PORN”
But you still come here anyway nice picture Shad as always you get better every time.
JESUS FUCK Shad, what’s wrong with the site today? It’s going at a snail’s pace
I think its fixed now, there was an issue with the database.
Yep it’s running smooth now
Long awated means Helen and/or Vi probably :>
Or frankie
hey shad nice work, but you havent put out much futa anymore, all you do is sfw/memes and “smolis”. with lukewarm reagards, anonymous :]
Are you serious? All of his actual posts since like june have been futas and gays. Can we get some vagina first?
Long awaited character heh? Is it Vault Meat?
Moar jinx please
“Hey shad can we have some different angles of the raven art you did?”
“Nah fam I’m gonna draw some more sfw child porn”
i’m glad i’m not the only one seeing that he draws A LOT of SFW stuff now. That doesn’t mean its gonna stop since as I’ve been told by a million people “its his site and you as a view have no right to dictate his free content” , but i agree
he already told someone some posts ago he’s bored of drawing nsfw and that’s why he draws sfw mostly now
Proof that whiny anons and drawing chicks with dicks have taken its toll on shad
i think it’s his own faggotry that has taken a toll on him.
after drawing x-23 as a loli, the site got taken down, so i guess he’s too scared to draw anything that’s NSFW, because anything questionable would get this site taken down. it’s a real shame too, because this site is now only promoting jlullaby’s shit artistic talent when it comes to drawing porn.
Should’ve just gave her a thong
Holy fuck shad this shit is awesome
Hey shadman love ur art as always. Louise is making me hardd assuming this is your next project? Wont mind if it not tho. Peace and respect my dude
Not even showing that much ass,
I’m disappointed.
this looks amazing please make a comic with her and make her thick just like this
SIIIIIIIII
What are those pants called ? <3
FAÇA MAIS, POR FAVOR !!!
MAKE MORE, PLEASE!!!
sorry, I wrote in my language unintentionally
YOU TOOK THICC TO FAR, TURN BACK
No such thing as too thicc. Besides, this is NOTHING
id give this bitch the bbc. walking around like that is basically asking for it
I am sorry shad but I thought this was a place for a guy like me too beat off what is this.
Love it shad keep this up
Shad can you draw Beverly Marsh from the new IT movie pleeeeeeeease?
Fucking yes and no futa pls
>long awaited character
we finally getting the rest of the Marco comic. i need my latino trap fix
damn, first polyle, then you. why do ya’ll want niggas to fuck louise belcher so bad?
I love the way you Draw your “Smoils” Cute, Nice Body, and Cute and Sexy Booty :)
I have a request. Can you please draw Forever fucking Amne fron Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure?
See now THAT would be something nice and unique to see. Maybe her getting banged by the ship’s crew and the Ape.
or how about no
MORE HUGE FUTANARI DICKS BREAKING MINDS
I don’t like bob burgers, but I love this!! <3
We need more slutty lolis.
Did you stop drawing lewd lolis altogether or do you just not feel like it recently? Asking for a friend.
nigga just make her naked already (maybe with a peepee)
Just do bobs burgers nsfw loli
More
so do you not draw porn anymore?
Continue the Incestibles series
That HECU drawing is sick af. Hinting on some Half-Life NSFW drawings anytime soon? I can dream.
That was just for old fashioned fun, hence the simplistic art style. Was thinking about Black Mesa alot for some reason this week.
Would you ever re-draw the old “Reasons on why Half-Life is delayed” picture you did like a couple years ago?
I would buy the fuck outta this if it were a poster
Only Polyle has been able to draw a Louise I like. I’m glad you’re not completely done with her, Shad. I’ll absolutely accept more Louise with open arms.
Louise Belcher gets me right in the nuts
I’d fuck dat wabbit.
WHERES MUH PURN
The FBI took it away.
so he cant do porn at all anymore?
More of her?
uuu
Something about Louise Belcher get me all hot and bothered
Would love to see more
Loli sucks. Waiting impatiently for anything else
They sure do friend, they sure do
Great as Always ShadMan!
This speaks to me, im going to turn on my heater
enough with the loli
Never enough…never enough
;)
Fuck you and your sfw art >:(
Hes already stated tht he has gotten tired of drawing porn (he wont stop completely on porn) so thts a big reason why he got Jlullaby on board.
ooo
I made a promise not to fap. Fuck it fap is love fap is life
Masturbation is healthy if you dont overdo it.