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1. 
   Anonymous

   November 16, 2020 at 16:15 | # | Reply

   that guy had a huge dick
2. 
   Anonymous

   November 9, 2020 at 06:47 | # | Reply

   Bruh
3. 
   Anonymous

   September 9, 2020 at 10:10 | # | Reply

   GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
4. 
   Anonymous

   August 29, 2020 at 20:35 | # | Reply

   That’s a long snake
5. 
   Anonymous

   June 23, 2020 at 19:03 | # | Reply

   niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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   Anonymous

   July 25, 2019 at 17:11 | # | Reply

   Brings new definition to the trouser snake
7. 
   ???

   December 29, 2018 at 11:48 | # | Reply

   Hm I wonder is this is gay sex?
8. 
   Kaboobies

   December 16, 2018 at 08:25 | # | Reply

   Poor dude… He got eReptile disfunction :(

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     Anonymous

     December 25, 2018 at 11:25 | # | Reply

     Hah!
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     Anonymous

     April 2, 2019 at 06:24 | # | Reply

     This man, is the goddamn Messiah
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     What a quality joke

     July 8, 2019 at 22:15 | # | Reply

     Oh fuck off
     HAHAHAH!
9. 
   Anonymous

   December 2, 2018 at 05:26 | # | Reply

   i call cannibalism wtf shad
10. 
    Anonymous

    August 5, 2018 at 23:40 | # | Reply

    You know I’m MGS3 you can eat snakes right? Right?
11. 
    Anonymous

    March 12, 2018 at 18:03 | # | Reply

    Das sum hot shet
12. 
    Moe Lester

    December 14, 2016 at 00:35 | # | Reply

    Actual cannibal Naked Snake
13. 
    Sweat and sour peeping

    April 17, 2016 at 00:20 | # | Reply

    I like snakes :p.
14. 
    Anonymous

    April 14, 2016 at 19:50 | # | Reply

    That soldier had a pretty long dick

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      Anonymous

      June 23, 2016 at 06:38 | # | Reply

      He’s black.

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        Anonymous

        June 30, 2016 at 09:22 | # | Reply

        Accurate
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      Inkphone

      April 15, 2018 at 13:45 | # | Reply

      You mean snake
15. 
    Throwaway

    January 21, 2016 at 07:49 | # | Reply

    I didn’t know Snake’s last name was Meiwes.
16. 
    ~Arch~

    January 19, 2016 at 15:50 | # | Reply

    HOLY SHIT!

    – Boomstick, 2013. (I think)
17. 
    A Nony Moose

    January 16, 2016 at 06:31 | # | Reply

    Eat a dudes dick, or starve? Yep! I’m a dead man. Better use my remaining time to dig my own grave…
18. 
    Dread Knight

    January 5, 2016 at 02:23 | # | Reply

    :)))) Laughed so hard mucus came out of my nose xD
19. 
    Inferno Cop

    September 12, 2015 at 15:27 | # | Reply

    CANIBAL
20. 
    Well then...

    September 11, 2015 at 04:02 | # | Reply

    I remember shooting every soldier I could in the balls. Fun times, fun times…
21. 
    Lucifer

    August 31, 2015 at 03:24 | # | Reply

    LOL XDDD
22. 
    Anonymous

    May 26, 2015 at 06:20 | # | Reply

    At least he didn’t have a Solid snake

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      Okay

      February 5, 2017 at 22:40 | # | Reply

      Okay. Okay. I see you.
23. 
    Anonymous

    April 21, 2015 at 03:04 | # | Reply

    Ya know its funny how that is a snake and everyone thinks its a penis because the guy behind him got castrated

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      xXxPussy514y3rxXx

      August 11, 2015 at 23:53 | # | Reply

      The joke is that the female ate the mans penis

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        Anonymous

        February 28, 2016 at 14:32 | # | Reply

        no it isnt

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          Anonymous

          May 17, 2017 at 02:44 | # | Reply

          Yes it is
24. 
    Anonymous

    March 19, 2015 at 19:38 | # | Reply

    Danm he must have had a long dick
25. 
    death guy

    March 9, 2015 at 03:02 | # | Reply

    Nonono no more sex for you
26. 
    Anonymous

    January 9, 2015 at 02:52 | # | Reply

    woohoo metal gear solid best game ever
27. 
    Anonymous

    November 3, 2014 at 14:28 | # | Reply

    oh fuck that is REALLY messed up
28. 
    Anonymous

    July 24, 2014 at 03:52 | # | Reply

    OH DEAR LORD WHAT THE FUCK JES STILL ALIVE AFTER GETTING HIS TESTICLES RIPPED OUT XD
29. 
    D. obzerber

    June 17, 2014 at 00:46 | # | Reply

    and thats how the metal gear solid porno series starts… by the way, the poor fuck ‘ill die slowly and painful from blood loss. born a dude, died a woman. LoL :D
30. 
    mrcreeper5

    April 20, 2014 at 06:11 | # | Reply

    Sure she likes to eat some Solid Snakes,but not the reptile ones…
31. 
    Anonymous

    April 8, 2014 at 21:06 | # | Reply

    Oh god and he’s still alive
32. 
    Anonymous

    March 3, 2014 at 04:28 | # | Reply

    Oh…..eww
33. 
    Anonymous

    December 31, 2013 at 02:52 | # | Reply

    XD
34. 
    Anonymous

    December 24, 2013 at 21:41 | # | Reply

    oO what? :D
35. 
    Dangerous Girl

    November 2, 2013 at 02:19 | # | Reply

    LMFAO…Very dark xD
36. 
    And

    October 28, 2013 at 02:26 | # | Reply

    HAHAHAHA!!!!
37. 
    Anonymous

    October 27, 2013 at 04:12 | # | Reply

    “SNAKE” EATER
38. 
    Anonymous

    October 26, 2013 at 02:50 | # | Reply

    THE HELL THEY ARE
39. 
    Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 05:25 | # | Reply

    you’re all MOSTLY fucking stupid
40. 
    Anonymous

    September 29, 2013 at 14:10 | # | Reply

    I think what its saying is that she wont eat reptiles but she will eat dicks, including that soldiers

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      Anonymous

      October 10, 2013 at 14:42 | # | Reply

      No, Snake ripped off that guy’s dick, grilled it and asked her if she wanted some. He called it a snake so she thought it was a reptile…
41. 
    HIM

    September 14, 2013 at 00:12 | # | Reply

    That is a Xenomorph, not a dick.
42. 
    Anonymous

    August 26, 2013 at 01:53 | # | Reply

    So that’s why they call him snake
43. 
    Some-random-guy

    August 20, 2013 at 02:59 | # | Reply

    No I think the dude eating that guys dick
44. 
    o oigetit

    August 17, 2013 at 09:58 | # | Reply

    So she eats dick not snakes
    Only snake eats snakes
    She eats dicks….. youlll get it
45. 
    Anonymous

    August 13, 2013 at 05:46 | # | Reply

    Its snake from metal gear solid
46. 
    Syna

    July 24, 2013 at 13:45 | # | Reply

    Is that a dick? I thought it were the guy’s intestines.
47. 
    Anonymous

    June 16, 2013 at 21:30 | # | Reply

    I’m probably missing the obvious here, but what’s the joke here?

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      Anonymous

      June 19, 2013 at 02:27 | # | Reply

      hes eating a guys testicals

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        anonymoose

        July 9, 2013 at 02:51 | # | Reply

        thats not a testicle
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      Anonymous

      July 9, 2013 at 19:50 | # | Reply

      he eats his dick man

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        Chappa

        July 22, 2013 at 01:07 | # | Reply

        Ding ding ding!
48. 
    Anonymous

    April 11, 2013 at 22:49 | # | Reply

    Yes…
49. 
    Timly

    April 9, 2013 at 22:18 | # | Reply

    Is that amanda ?
50. 
    big macintosh

    April 8, 2013 at 14:47 | # | Reply

    i don’t know if you can DIE, from it. but you would HOPEFULLY “pass out”! but you CAN die, from pain! but then it has to EXTREME pain! like LOSING A LEG, or getting you’re BALLS CRUSHED pr CUT OF or something! OR!!! THE WORST OF ALL!!! HITTING YOU’RE TOE, ON A SHARP EDGE!!! X.X so QUICK RECAP! you CAN die, of EXTREME pain, but you will most likely PASS OUT or something!

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      Anonymous

      July 27, 2013 at 04:25 | # | Reply

      Or you know, you could die of blood loss in minutes…
51. 
    Loki The FS

    March 27, 2013 at 04:09 | # | Reply

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
52. 
    Shadow

    March 16, 2013 at 03:57 | # | Reply

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
53. 
    Anonymous

    March 12, 2013 at 12:47 | # | Reply

    That Guy Would Be Dead In Real Life Losing Your Dick Can Kill You
54. 
    Popyjacks

    March 4, 2013 at 06:50 | # | Reply

    HAHAHAHA poor pmc
55. 
    Shy Dave

    December 23, 2012 at 02:18 | # | Reply

    I wonder how that guy had such a big D
56. 
    Anonymous

    December 15, 2012 at 21:58 | # | Reply

    I actually laughed 0_o
57. 
    NewEra

    December 13, 2012 at 15:43 | # | Reply

    Yeah that would’ve been funny
58. 
    cursednaruto

    December 12, 2012 at 20:12 | # | Reply

    you should have made him straighten the snake on the stick as a joke
59. 
    baron

    August 16, 2012 at 05:54 | # | Reply

    his eyepatch is backwards

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      Sigint

      April 26, 2013 at 23:10 | # | Reply

      What do you mean? His eyepatch is on his right eye, that’s the correct side.
60. 
    ItsPieTime

    July 9, 2012 at 17:53 | # | Reply

    I just noticed something
    I’m crossing my legs…
61. 
    Andrei Neatu

    June 24, 2012 at 20:43 | # | Reply

    wow so that happens when a beaten terroris says:Eat my dick
62. 
    Random Name

    June 18, 2012 at 08:38 | # | Reply

    Wow. That was a lucky terrorist, and then he wasn’t.
63. 
    hey

    March 29, 2012 at 06:32 | # | Reply

    Terrorist: “Eat a dick, dipshit!”
    Snake: “Hmm…”
    *munch munch*
64. 
    DJBEATKILLER

    February 26, 2012 at 20:27 | # | Reply

    HA HE FORGOT TO KILL HIM FREEST
65. 
    Neferius

    February 10, 2012 at 15:29 | # | Reply

    “Cannibalism keeps me young.” –Solid Snake

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      Anonymous

      December 30, 2013 at 23:11 | # | Reply

      Redspot – that is naked snake
66. 
    Rurike

    January 15, 2012 at 20:29 | # | Reply

    wow, that things like 2 feet long
67. 
    Arkher

    November 17, 2011 at 00:30 | # | Reply

    If that’s EVA, you forgot her proctitis. :3
68. 
    Anonymous

    November 14, 2011 at 05:05 | # | Reply

    Ummm… Ow
69. 
    ErinMadman

    November 13, 2011 at 21:51 | # | Reply

    Damn girl is hot!
70. 
    Raxus

    October 23, 2011 at 06:03 | # | Reply

    I just feel sorry for that soldier
71. 
    Elmo NL

    October 20, 2011 at 08:07 | # | Reply

    Don’t wanna be in the shoes of that soldier, yikes!

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      King Baddak

      November 1, 2011 at 23:48 | # | Reply

      Shoes isn’t what you would not want to be in the penis is in the pants.
72. 
    Fagnesium

    October 2, 2011 at 19:35 | # | Reply

    Now you’re dicking around.
73. 
    Ricepirate

    October 1, 2011 at 19:19 | # | Reply

    Dude, if any character in MGS had a cock that big, they’d deserve their own backstory.

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      aksdfh

      October 3, 2011 at 23:30 | # | Reply

      nah, that soldier is dead.
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      pataponspawn

      June 17, 2013 at 07:05 | # | Reply

      Agreed
74. 
    ancient

    October 1, 2011 at 13:32 | # | Reply

    Cuz no one else wrote it down directly…
    Eat dick!
75. 
    Lyle

    September 30, 2011 at 08:03 | # | Reply

    Ew gross this has a peepee in it. I’m telling mom.

    …and ricepirate.

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      Dex

      October 25, 2011 at 00:20 | # | Reply

      Lyle?

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        BPS Soviet

        October 25, 2011 at 19:01 | # | Reply

        oh my god you guys are on the SAME WEBSITE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! SANITY RULES!!!!!!!!!!

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          TheKillerMan

          November 2, 2011 at 00:30 | # | Reply

          Oh god another Fanboy
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        Meg

        November 2, 2011 at 15:58 | # | Reply

        Guys?

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          Lewis

          November 7, 2011 at 18:55 | # | Reply

          Well, isn’t that quite a coincidence? :P
76. 
    Rummy Gin

    September 30, 2011 at 03:06 | # | Reply

    It has a awsome character in it, a funny joke, and a piece of eyecandy in it…nice
77. 
    S. R. Onivera

    September 28, 2011 at 20:49 | # | Reply

    Reptile, what reptile?
78. 
    Im liamed

    September 28, 2011 at 19:32 | # | Reply

    I wouldve done the same… that and made that girl my dessert! ;)
79. 
    Hulalaoo

    September 28, 2011 at 18:05 | # | Reply

    Hey, i am like Snake !

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      Shädman

      September 28, 2011 at 18:10 | # | Reply

      It is no secret anymore.
80. 
    dennis

    September 28, 2011 at 15:55 | # | Reply

    i feel bad for the soldier
81. 
    Spazkid

    September 28, 2011 at 15:35 | # | Reply

    lol did she not see snake rip the mans intestines out of his dick?
82. 
    DFT

    September 28, 2011 at 13:33 | # | Reply

    This is funny becuase I was just watching swisandsulis on youtube do this section the otherday
83. 
    TheAssassinOfJoy

    September 28, 2011 at 10:12 | # | Reply

    Hahaha great! Oh metal gear solid puns.