Im sure everybody was dissapointed when they saw her real face.


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I still hit
Fr. Got titties and ass. I’d fuck an ugly chick.
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I was looking for that comment.
In-game, she actually just looks human. Her species is pretty much just people with white eyes, different respiratory systems, slightly different head shape, and bird feet.
r/Woooosh
10/10 not pulling out
Note: Shepard never gave the mask back.
Additional Note: Tali probably got sick and died.
you can use a fleshlight with an open back and that has bitepads for her teeth
Ha ha I’ve used ice water to stop it
I use napalm
Jeus
I don’t see the problem, I would still fuck her.
I was looking for that comment.
“Report back to the ship as soon as possible. We’ll bang, ok?” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63l7rwLf-ZE
i would still fuck her
this is a preaditor 1 refrecne
this is a preaditor 2 refrecne
Neither of you know how to spell.
Missed second joke, nigga
r/wooosh
This is a reference to jojo siwa
Doesn’t Shepard know the Universal Rule of Ugly Women with Nice Bodies?
SMH lol
Actually in MA:3 she gives you a pic of what she really looks like it was kinda blurry but she defiantly did not look like that
She’s hawt actually.
she is amazing bsides i love ulgy girl , more ulgy and bizarre more sexy she is
I don’t see a problem
Id still plow her
“If it cries you cant fuck it!”
I don’t get it? Why not?
I think it’s a reference to predator “if it bleeds it can die”
I’d still do her.
Said no rapist ever
Ha that’s a line from preator!
Idve stuck my tongue down that toothy ass throat, i wouldnt care if she looked like a predator under there, that accent makes up for it, and that bod…
I’d still fuck her. As if anyone would pass up the chance, with a body like that. Not sure how she would give a blowjob without getting my genitals cut off, but I guess she could use her tongue?
Fo real! id still fuck her brainz out!
A blowjob can be subsidized with a footjob.
Hey Shad have you ever thought about doing a Mass Effect series with Liara?
Maybe if I ever get into the Mass Effect series.
Please do Liara is the best
I get the reference.
Honestly I would be very disappointed if Tali’s face turned out to be conventionally attractive.
I would put the mask back on her and fuck her anyway
Good thinking.
I can’t and i do’nt want to believe it !
I wanna see a Predator girl by the Shadman too!
I think that the Shadman can make a predator chick look fucking gorgeous if he wanted to. We could always request it to see what he can do.
Still fuckable. Does Shadman really think that shes ugly like this?
This was before Tali’s face was revealed to be a photoshopped version of some amateur model.
like Mileena I wouldn’t let her give me head
Oh, where’s your sense of adventure.
I’d still fuck her six ways from Sunday without any head covering… female Yautja are kinda hot in my perverted mind.
i would just keep the mask on
Beware of the P,P’s! (Purple Predators)
Seriously, I’d still fuck Tali if she looked like that. I can just imagine shooting cum all over that ugly face
HAHAHAHAHA CANT STOP!!! wont stop
Oh shit they’re purple predators.
Thank god they are actually just like purple humans with glowy eyes, might be bald tough
I’d renegade interrupt it and still fuck it
anyone seen my carton box to put it on her?
I’d still hit it. Paperbag it.
if you play ME3 and get a relationship with tali, she leaves you a photo of her face in your desk and she is REALLY pretty!
lol that why EA never decide to show us her face. to bad u didnt invole any fleshlight jokes in the panal. Or what paper bags with Mark Sanchez face on it is for.
She is more attractive then many of the sluts(you know the ones) roaming our planet today…..just saying….
me to id do her
I don’t blame him for pouring ice water on his junk…Skull fucking level = Grand Master
I’d do her.
Love It! Keep up the good work.
Shepard should jerk off on her face. Spraying cum on ugly faces is fucking hot.
Funny how he says that but has to pour ice on himself anyway.
HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She looks like the Predator. This reminds a little of the scene in Schwarzenegger to the Predator says: “Du bist so abgrundtief hässlich.” ^^
Its a direct reference to Predator, it be easier to understand if you would have seen it in english.
Heck I’d just tell it to look away, bend it over and ram it from the rear!
She is still hot!
I’d fuck it, but then again I’d fuck a lot of things normal people wouldn’t. Like 12 year olds, for example.
You probably shouldnt go around telling people about that.
His username is Atomic Niggermare, so I’m sure his personality reflects that name.
His username is Atomic Niggermare. I’m pretty sure his personality reflects that.
His name is Atomic Niggermare, that should say enough about a lot of things he claims that he does.
Im a black retard who is probaly some sad piece of shit in life
I just want some attention cause I’m a attention whore piece of shit
Somebody kill
You probably shouldn’t degrade yourself by calling yourself, “a black retard who is a sad piece of shit in life”.
Yeah… except we saw her real face pal and tali looks HOT!
you were way off.
Disappointed… not sure what ME3 you saw, but Tali was fit! Good idea though had it come out after ME2 :P
so that’s what happened to the last predator
while that be cool she actually looks like this
well i’d will fuck her well…the othe side is for fuckin not the face(well just blowjob)
eh, I’d still fuck her. I’m into xenophilia :/
Hell, I’d just put it back on.
man, so she would be looking like a female predator. That be awesome. XD
As Duke Nukem once said: Hell I’d still hit it!
This takes butterface to a WHOLE new level…
just don’t let it blow u just saying
Man, what a waste of a nice ass…
And yet I’d STILL prefer this to what was done in the game..
AWESOOoooomeeee…
That’s what I always thought she’d look like.
Hell, I’d still hit and call it the next day! When the Galaxy is at an end, what right does one have to be picky?
I’d do her, just no blow jobs.
I’d do her for the blow jobs ;D
I would just put the fuckin mask back on, then do her.
…But the real monster in this story was inside of him all along.
Yet another brilliant commentary on the state of society and the idolisation of women as objects in the media. So deep. Quite.
The operative question is…Could you ignore a face like that for a body like hers?
…. Yes.
Oh yes..
O_______________________________________O;
Yeah I was disappointed too.
I’m surprised no one got the movie reference. C’mon guys, Predator? Arnold says that when he sees it’s face for the first time. The thing even looks like a predator.
Was that the movie where Arnold is a KinderGarden Teacher and is also a Cop? because I don’t remember a creature called a “Predator” in any of his movies
Not a creature, the movie here an IMDB link:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093773/
The Predator is an alien lifeform from this movie also these three
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100403/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1424381/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0370263/
It helps to remember, even a human chick can bite your dick off. Sharp teeth are sexier.
Rules I live by
Just put the mask back on and you will be fine.
Odd thing I noticed. Tali’s apperiance is based on her ME look, Shepard’s outfit is based the ME2 default causal outfit, and it takes part during ME3. I’m not moaning or anything, I just saying.
I love your work, mate.
*I’m
Nicely noticed.
cheers, mate
This is damn genius. I lol’d more than I should have at this.
Still fuck her. Hit that from that back.
Doesn’t matter had sex.
Just put one of those pillows on her face and done or put the mask back
Cool your balls, man!
Heres what i did when i saw the Shite and shatty work they did with some ME3 Stuff, I took a black Container filled it with piss and Shit and closed it up tight kept it in the hot 85 Degree sun for 6 Days and Put a Label on it Saying Mass Effect 3’s Effort Box. Then Mailed it to BioWare
i already did “that”….3 times…the “ending” still sucked ((joke was not intended)except for a mature audience)
Damn Shepard, you can’t recognise true beauty >=c
Hell Id still fuck it
Predator FTW XD
doesnt he know yet?scary movie 2 gives the answer.just put a bag on her face
Just put the mask back on duh
I’d still hit “it”
Hitting women isnt right.
Correct. But if you use the word ‘tap’ it is a whole different situation all together.
Tapping women is just rude.
yea, hitting women isn right….. neither is that sentence coming from the shadman….
something is very wrong here…
I know, just like how Shepard is actually behaving like a decent human being. What the hell did the military do to you, Shadman?