I just threw up in public, the mask did nothing, all it did was make it more difficult to throw up. I must have looked pretty stupid.
— Shädman💀 (@Shadbase) June 20, 2020
I forgot to upload this one, it only took a few hours to draw and I made it last weekend.
Been taking on a bit of work that interests me outside of shadbase so my drawing efforts are divided and ill do simpler styles here again so I can still post something every now and then.
sissy looking for some hung guys to sext kik: tvan.735
The only way that we will have a new comic/animation is if we riot his twitter. Not only he’s gonna make sure to make one, I’ll give him a lesson for any other time.
lmao ok “ann” who tf are you
Lmaooo no one cares “Ann” fuck off retard
This stupid cock obsessed fag is trying to convince me he’s straight. Make him give into his faggot urges. No matter what he says he melts for cock. Turn him fully gay. His 3i3 is Esirknee
3009
This man dead
Executed
3008
check em
This nigga dead
i hope youre dead worthless fucking cunt
3003
Shaddy will only come back if we plant a tree for each time we fapped to his drawings. Shaddy knows if you lie, so do your part or we Shaddy is staying dead.
3000 IS NEXT!!!!
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3000 here we cum
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3000 is very close.
We’re almost there lads, 3K
wtf?
Road to the 3000
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what the fuck is wrong with you? get some help man
Seems line you’re new here. This stuff is pretty normal around here
If you’re gonna be dead at least bring back all the Art you had. Even the Loli stuff you deleted.
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IM DOING MY PART
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please come back
3000 to revive shad
Shad come back please
He dead
Nah he got a girlfriend ands in love.
Is this where the supposed hoes are
Wack
2972 here
Shad dead?
Maybe we need to get 3k to revive Shad, bc this time he lose guag or something like that
Oh shit boys we nearly at 3000 let’s GOOOOOOOOOO
yup definetly died
At 3k we confirm death.
okay he’s dead. Pack up boys it’s time to head home.
yo shad u ded?
Send ass @Wokhardt_ on kik I meant lmao.
i’ll send you ass bro
fda
N word
They got him, boys. They finally did it, the madmen.
3k BOIS!
You guys really need to check out DevilHS. He is like a better version of Shad.
Guys this is not funny shadman was walking home one day and he got raped by minorities and the fucked him in all of his holes and gave him COVID and now hes in a coma please pray for him #prayforshadman
We march ever closer 2951
This guy is legit dead.
Where areee youuu
Honestly, although he seems to be gone, I’m somewhat glad, we don’t deserve him. Shad is a good man, despite a lot of you being extremely toxic towards him, he stuck around posting free art for us. Shad will be missed, but I am happy he decided to move on and do some stuff outside of shadbase, I’m sure one day we will unknowing find him as a massively popular artist or an animator. Until then, goodluck Shad, thanks for the good times and the free art.
I agree with you 100%. Thankfully, Shad left us many years of great content in archives.
This is not the first time he has taken a month long break.
Nothing says you’re a beta more than coming to a site for new content then being happy when theres none.
Simps needs love too🤣
Still is a nice thought though
2946 almost there
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Bruhh
F
my man got corona
g
I hope he’s ok
I miss him guys. :(
guys i think he is dead
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Cuck
Cuck
Where tf is the pedophile shit at
Only 30 more comments boys until 3000
Why didn’t shadman draw for a so long?
goddamnit shad how long are you going to make us wait
Yes!… I’m way back in the most amazing way
Well lemme introduce you to the new talk
Lets get straight to it… cmon
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HelaBalaHeHeleBalo
We gettin Arab Money
We gettin Arab Money
HaLaShegeHaLitlFaLa
MiliAlaySheNitiMala
We gettin Arab Money
We gettin Arab Money
Now there aint no way that you could kill the beats dead
Middle East women and Middle East bread
I got Oil Well money in the desert playin Golf
Don’t? with a Louis Scarf
Chest cold diamonds make a – wanna cough
In Dubai 20 million on a few lofts
I stay up in da club
The way I make the people wanna sing the hook in Arabic
LaLaLa HaleHeloHaLow
HelaBalaHeHeleBalo
We gettin Arab Money
We gettin Arab Money
HaLaShegeHaLitlFaLa
MiliAlaySheNitiMala
We gettin Arab Money
We gettin Arab Money
S:even Star Hotels, Maybach, Movies
Sick big – knock – cameltoe
Women walkin around while security on camelback
Club on fire now – dunno how to act
Sittin in casino’s while I’m gamblin with Arafat
Money so long watch me purchase pieces of the Almanac
Ya already know I got the streets bust
While I make ya bow down makes salaat like a muslim
LaLaLa HaleHeloHaLow
HelaBalaHeHeleBalo
We gettin Arab Money
We gettin Arab Money
HaLaShegeHaLitlFaLa
MiliAlaySheNitiMala
We gettin Arab Money
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Heyyy!
See now I take trips to Baghdad
Use a stack of chips to count Arab money now
I don’t need to get fresh I’m bout to grow a beard dude
So much cake even the money look wierd too
Don’t mess the bread and the broad I’m tryna eat like
Prince alwaleed bin talal alsaud respect the value of ma work
In Maui, Malaysia,
Iran and Iraq, Saudi Arabia!
LaLaLa HaleHeloHaLow
HelaBalaHeHeleBalo
We gettin Arab Money
We gettin Arab Money
HaLaShegeHaLitlFaLa
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We gettin Arab Money
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One month. Its been one month. Just post something. It’s ok if your’e working on a bigger project, just posting some stuff here in the meantime to give us something to nibble on.
Cmon man, we just need our fix *scratches arm furiously*
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Bi UK looking for fun – johnnycum6 (kik)
Almost 3000 boys
Shadman we miss you man, please be ok and come back.
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NYIEGGEIR
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Jocasta from Marvel would be amazing from you
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50 year old hung hairy daddy looking for a hung femboy to choke me and fuck my ass so I can forget about Debra.
The corona got him, poor bastard
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Road to 3000
Comment: 2890 lets keep going boys!
Shad u ok?
He dead bro.
Rip Buddy ✌️
Corona pls
I think it’s pretty ironic to think Shad can’t wear a mask publicly and yet it’s his signature look.
Our boy dead
You’re on private property don’t bitch
And you’re a faggot
Shadman come back.
Shad where are the stuff are you ok?
His twitter has a tagged post of him getting “arrested” back in 2017
Road to 3000 woo!
Legend has it that when it gets 3k comments, shad returns from heaven and the shadmaggedden begins.
I hope
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I hope you are doing well Shad! We love your work but take your time to do whatever it is you need to, your supporters will be here!
shadman was shot in his apartment yesterday smh
shadman made such baller content he got shot by the FBI for being too baller.
yo shadman where are yu , been a month are ya dead or something
Five pigs can eat a child within less than a minute
If you have a big dick or want to worship my big dick:
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Yo digo que chale
best comment ever
RIP SHAD !!!!!!
I hope you are alright shady daddy 😭😭
Hope to see you active here soon shad
I hope your ok, keep the good work, your art is amazing.
almost there
I don’t blame Shad if he got sick of spending time creating art for this site. Half the people who post here are semi-literate children with all the maturity of a one-year-old smearing shit on the walls; they think they’re “edgy” but they reveal their pathetic insecurities with every post. Then there are the haters who blame everyone and anything else other than themselves—blacks, Jews, gays, whatever—for their own failures.
With an audience like that, why should Shad waste a minute of creative time on this site?
Ah. So you’re saying you can’t blame me for ngaf about anything you say. Otherwise you’d sound like a hypocrite and lose even more credibility… As if you have any in the first place.
You’re just trying to be quirky by saying shit about others and saying oh ya I agree everyone is a shithead rather than just not giving a fuck after shad said he’s working on shit that might take a month
I agree man, it’s really sad to see when he puts so much effort and time into his work.
The chadboy got tired of your faggotry novels
So blame yourself, for spamming the comment section
With your ilterate inbred children writing.
Fucking hypocritical faggot
King Monkey Mon’s sockpuppet – what a loser.
Yeah man this place has dog shit people in it
Thank you for saying what had to be said
RIP shad faggot
Hope he’s done now. Just packs up n fucks off, He’s clearly done.
End your life
Shad is ded. Again
Looks like covid claimed another one!
Atleast finish that other comic you were doing.
which one lol
LOL true
Shads glt the rona
What happend shad daddy?????
:(
yo shadman just posted an update click my name to read it
Ha ha, the cancer of the internet must think they’re clever. I will say that I’m shocked it’s not a fucking Rick Roll.
GOATSE.RU, huh? Russian trash troll.
That poor one-eyed elephant. But, what does that have to do with Shadman and where he is? I’m getting tired of looking at the robbery.
My eyes!!!!!
classic
I want to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon.
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You made my 3:am thankyou
Funniest shit i have ever read
Pokémon MasterBater*
That story is better than anything dumbfuck has ever tried to post on here.
That’s some grade A copypasta material you got there
Shad finally dead now or what?
Kik or snap or discord King55433 and the hastag for discord is #2330
If You aren’t gonna post in like a month then you could at least Have told ppl
i mean have you read what is on this very post?
every now and then
Inb4 3k
Guys I think we have to accept it, shad doesn’t enjoy making art anymore, these long periods are getting more and more common which means he’s losing motivation/ enjoyment. We should probably appreciate the gifts he has given us and let him move on with his life.
I hope I’m wrong but if I’m not I hope you tell us if you won’t return shad, we are all worrying about you.
Shut up faggot
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Shut up faggot
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Shit up faggot
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Shut up faggot
Shut up faggot
Ur mom ghey
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Is Shad dead?
yes
What if Shad actually offed himself because we weren’t nice to him
lol
Damm dude where are you? Not even worried about the horny anymore, last thing i heard from you is about puking in a fucking mask in public what the fuck
Anybody got news on shad?
He’s dead
Prove it liar
Prove he’s alive
Checkmate, atheist
Please, fuck me somebody
Shad Shad! he’s our dad! if he draws it, we’ll go mad!
gooooo Shadman
This gave me life
Shad its been exactly 1 month. 1 day, 2 hours and 15 minutes since we last heard from you. Everything going well?
Hope to see you one day soon Shad
Damn i kinda feel worried about shad
Same here, hate to see all this art go.
Follow me on snap to see my thicc boipussy
You got insta
Bro you were intrigued by “thicc boipussy”? Is everything ok at home?
You got like lol?
You are either a Jewish enemy or a Jewish lackey. There is no neutral position.
An anti-Semite isn’t someone who hates Jews, but someone who Jews hate.
Remember these truths when dealing these scourges of humanity.
Idk what you just said kid, but ur special
A special kind of retard
You’re just mad because your mom fucks the Mexican gardener.
This dude is on to something. The big noses have too much fucking power.
Why are you bothering to feed this to these people
just look at the comments here
they do not deserve it
they do not want it
Ur mom ghey
What if Shadman was actually John Lewis or Regis Philbin all along?
R.I.P. in peace
rest in peace in peace?
smh my head bro
R.I.P.
Shad has crashed hard.
Are you drawing son
Haha
What if Shad died due to COVID-19 infection? Do we have to wait for him like forever to come out again with his spectacular drawings that we’ve become addicted to? or shall we look for another site that meets our desires?
Finally, Shad is dead
Please..shut the fuck up
No
What? Are ya gonna cry? Are ya gonna piss??? Are you going to shit and cum???? Make a big mess all over the floor??? With ur poopy piss cum pants and swamp ass???? Do it!!! I dare you!!!!
ok
Yes! Now show us! Show us the mess u made piss pants baby boy!!!!
Where’s the rest of the comic of with the Latina mom and the daughter in the nun outfit?
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That was fucking hot! I’m sad he never had starfire and her sister blackfire fuck raven! They should of tag teamed slut with their big veiny cocks!
ATTACK ON TITAN ?
He posted on e621 2 days ago
your discord sucks your comments suck I’d take a break too
Yeah, I’m done
Day 32! Give it up for day 32!
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Ted muttered weak protests completely lacking in conviction, as if by his token defiance he’d be relieved of responsibility for diving down the kinky rabbit hole their wives had just described. Steve’s expression was far different from Ted’s; it seemed to convey a sudden change of heart, of longing.
Seeing Steve’s look, Suzi wondered if feminization and domination were hidden desires. Perhaps these were fantasies he’d entertained for years yet never dared to explore—other than with shemale prostitutes, anyway. In short, Steve seemed as if he was almost glad to hear his fate.
All the while Suzi and Tess described their plans to them, the two women had each their hands under each other’s dresses, teasing their clits. Their husbands hadn’t noticed this whole time because they’d been commanded to lower their gaze. The two wives were hornier from masturbating each other in front of their men and them not knowing.
Suddenly Tess felt a strong twinge of mischief. “I think it’s time our sissies knew everything, don’t you lover?” she said to Suzi.
“I agree, darling. Look up at us, boys.”
Steve and Ted looked up. They gasped seeing their wives’ legs open wide, their labia spread, and their hands rubbing their moist and glistening slits.
“Holy shit!” Ted gasped.
Relishing their look of shock, Tess explained how they’d never planned it despite their subconscious mutual attraction, but in comforting each other in their discovery, one thing had led to another. She noted with great satisfaction that they had rock hard boners as they knelt there.
“Enough talk,” Suzi said, reluctantly pulling her fingers out of Tess’s moist vulva. “Both of you crawl to the master bathroom.”
As Steve and Ted knelt on the thick bathroom throw rug, they saw their wives had everything all set up: a fresh package of pink ladies razors and a can of ladies shaving cream, plus a can of bubble bath. There was also loofas and apricot scrub.
As the warm-hot water run into the huge two-person tub, Tess sprinkled in enough scented bubble powder to create some nice bubbles. Soon there was a good nine inches of water in the tub.
“That’s enough,” Suzi said, shutting off the taps. “The two of you get in there. Steve, take a razor and shave Ted’s legs. And Ted, stroke Steve’s cock for doing you this favor.”
Ted stood up. He started to protest. “But—”
Tess reached over and slapped him across the face. “No backtalk.”
Ted weakly raised his hand again, perhaps hoping Tess would shrink back, at least give him a psychological edge. No such luck.
“Ted, I hope you don’t misjudge me, but I have no qualms at all about ending our marriage on financial terms very favorable to me and that will be social poison to you.” Tess glared as she said this, her voice rising. “Now get back on your knees. NOW!”
The look on her face sent him back to his knees.
“If we didn’t make it clear out there, I will explain it again” Tess explained. “There is no negotiation, no protest, just immediate obedience. You’ll drink each other’s piss if we say so… Not that we’d tell you to do that.”
“Probably not,” Suzi said with an evil chuckle. “But for now you two better get damn well used to each other’s dicks, because you’re going to be very intimate with them over the next four weeks. Now get in that tub and do what we tell you.”
“Otherwise prepare to be ruined in every way possible.”
Suzi and Tess sat on the edge of the tub, gleefully watching their husbands sit side by side in the big tub and engage in this perversity, both of them harder than young men in a titty bar.
“Looks like Ted is more excited than he’s letting on,” Suzi said with a chuckle.
“I believe you’re right, lover. He just can’t handle it… yet. Be sure to jack off your buddy real good, Ted.”
Steve gently spread shaving cream on Ted’s hairy thighs while Ted softly milked Steve’s boner. Steve groaned with pleasure.
After Steve had shaved the tops of both Ted’s thighs, his wife ordered him to straddle Ted’s hips so he could shave his calves and shins. Ted was ordered to reach between Steve’s legs and stroke his throbbing cock.
After Ted’s legs were smooth Steve moved to shave his chest and flat tummy and finally his forearms. Fortunately Ted’s back and ass were relatively hairless.
“Not bad,” Tess commented running her hands over husband’s body. “Now, don’t you think you owe your buddy a nice blowjob for making you feel so sexy?”
Ted opened his mouth to protest and then shut it just as quickly. Steve on the other hand licked his lips, his eyes glazed with desire. Steve groaned loudly when his best friend’s mouth encircled his manhood. Ted began lightly sucking his buddy’s dick.
To nobody’s surprise, perhaps to his, Ted went quickly from tentative to eager cocksucking. After two minutes their wives told them to stop. Now it was Steve’s turn to be as smooth as a sissy should be.
Twenty minutes later the two wives sat their husbands down in front of the large bathroom mirror, a huge selection of makeup arrayed there plus two fresh pink razors and a bottle of baby oil.
“It’s time for you sissies to learn how to close shave,” Suzi said.
Shemale hooker Krystal had been good enough to pass along a few tips to Suzi, including how to do an extra close shave, stretching the skin tightly and using the baby oil to do repeated passes over the hairiest spots. She had been very helpful. She wanted to help.
“Now you two sissy sluts pay careful attention,” Suzi instructed them as she picked up a razor and the baby oil, with which she began to coat her husband’s face. “You’ll both be required to do this on your own from now on, from the close shave to the makeup.”
Steve and Ted looked at their wives with a mix of fear and lust, Steve mostly with excitement, realizing how far this could go. They could do nothing about it if they wanted their reputations intact.
With trembling hands clutching their hairless thighs, with boners that throbbed despite their humiliation, they sat there in front of the mirror and watched their wives shave their faces far smoother than they had ever been. Baby’s ass smooth.
By pulling the facial skin taut, angling the razors and constantly washing off the blades, Suzi and Tess gave their husbands the same kind of intense shave that shemales use before they can afford electrolysis. The wives described what they were doing so their sissy husbands could do it next time.
Five minutes later, Steve and Ted stroked their faces carefully. They had a look of amazement, never had their faces been that smooth. When Tess gave them the order to kiss, this time Ted didn’t hesitate.
The sissy husbands melted together in a tight hug as they pressed their mouths together and sucked on each other’s hot, probing tongues. And they both wondered what was next.
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Nope still been gone for a month
I await patiently :)
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Girl same! My man said he’d do whatever pays the Bill’s and that’s obviously going to work everyday. We made a bet and he agreed to do anything that pays more than what he does so now I just have to find out how to make 5k a month so I can turn my bf into the slut I know she is 🤣😂
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You might enjoy this story: SISSY SLAVES TO OUR WIVES
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Forty minutes later Tess and Suzi arrived at Suzi and Steve’s home far more sober than their husbands. The guys were not yet sloppy drunk but they were feeling little pain. The ladies herded their men onto the sofa. Looking like sex goddesses they stood over their husbands, who exchanged grins.
Their grins faded when their wives began slapping glossy printouts onto the coffee table: the shemale porn photos Steve had sent to Ted, print outs from shemale chat groups and, most damning of all, a print out of escort Krystal’s website. Suddenly they looked as guilty as choirboys caught in the act of mutual masturbation behind the church.
“You boys are so fucking busted.”
“W-where did you get that?” Steve blurted.
“We got off your PC this afternoon. Most of it you sent to Ted,” Tess said. “It’s in your email folders. You should clean them out.”
“Except for Krystal’s ad,” Suzi smirked. “She sent that to me. Charming young lady.”
“W-who’s Krystal,” Ted fairly whined.
“Nice try, little boy. Suzi got her number off Steve’s credit card bill and had a lovely chat.”
“We know everything,” Suzi said with chilling finality.
“Everything,” Tess emphasized, staring down her husband.
“S-so, w-what does… what are you going to do?”
“That’s not the right question,” Tess said with an evil glint in her eyes. It’s what you boys are going to do.”
“Wh-what do you mean?”
“I mean you’ll do what we say. Without question. Anything,” Suzi added.
“A-a-and if we don’t?” Steve babbled.
“Divorce. We get fifty percent based on the law and —” Tess looked to her new lover to finish the thought.
“And we will tell everyone why we’re divorcing you. How our dear husbands,” Suzi took on a tone of playacted anguish, “were fucking some–some… transsexual hooker.” She choked back a false sob. Then her voice went back to a matter-of-fact tone. “You’ll never be able to show your faces again anywhere in town.”
The two husbands exchanged guilty, beaten looks. Finally Steve sighed, “What do you want us to do?”
“That’s the spirit!” Suzi chirped. “Take off all your clothes and get on your knees. The both of you. And hurry!”
“And don’t you dare look up at us until we say.”
One minute later the two men knelt naked in front of their wives and staring at the carpet, their faces slack with shock as the women outlined exactly what was going to happen over the next four weeks.
The two couples had planned a vacation together in San Francisco, Reno and Las Vegas. Instead of leaving town for the whole month they’d arranged, the couples would stay at home and the husbands would become their wives’ sissy slaves, completely feminized and doing anything they were told.
“Wh-what do you mean by feminized?” Ted asked. It was bravado. Their wives could tell he knew.
“We mean you’ll both spend the whole time in women’s lingerie and clothing, shoes and wigs, made up like sluts,” Suzi explained. You’ll walk like girls and behave like girls… Shave your bodies.”
“And since we hear from Krystal the two of you have discovered the joys of cocksucking and anal sex,” Tess added, “you’ll be getting plenty of that too. At the very least you’ll both become very accustomed to sex with each other.”
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R.I.P shadbase I found many horrible things here but at the end of the day their was some good shit.
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Perhaps she has the ability to instantly trigger ejaculations….
Wait why is it there is no instant orgasm magic in harry potter?
If the volume of your voice effects a spell.
What if you use a bull horn?
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Go on then. Nobody cares about your opinion.
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Guts
by Chuck Palahniuk
Inhale.
Take in as much air as you can. This story should last about as long as you can hold your breath, and then just a little bit longer. So listen as fast as you can.
A friend of mine, when he was 13 years old he heard about “pegging.” This is when a guy gets banged up the butt with a dildo. Stimulate the prostate gland hard enough, and the rumor is you can have explosive hands-free orgasms. At that age, this friend’s a little sex maniac. He’s always jonesing for a better way to get his rocks off. He goes out to buy a carrot and some petroleum jelly. To conduct a little private research. Then he pictures how it’s going to look at the supermarket checkout counter, the lonely carrot and petroleum jelly rolling down the conveyer belt toward the grocery store cashier. All the shoppers waiting in line, watching. Everyone seeing the big evening he has planned.
So my friend, he buys milk and eggs and sugar and a carrot, all the ingredients for a carrot cake. And Vaseline.
Like he’s going home to stick a carrot cake up his butt.
At home, he whittles the carrot into a blunt tool. He slathers it with grease and grinds his ass down on it. Then, nothing. No orgasm. Nothing happens except it hurts.
Then, this kid, his mom yells it’s supper time. She says to come down, right now.
He works the carrot out and stashes the slippery, filthy thing in the dirty clothes under his bed.
After dinner, he goes to find the carrot, and it’s gone. All his dirty clothes, while he ate dinner, his mom grabbed them all to do laundry. No way could she not find the carrot, carefully shaped with a paring knife from her kitchen, still shiny with lube and stinky.
This friend of mine, he waits months under a black cloud, waiting for his folks to confront him. And they nev¬er do. Ever. Even now that he’s grown up, that invisible carrot hangs over every Christmas dinner, every birthday party. Every Easter egg hunt with his kids, his parents’ grandkids, that ghost carrot is hovering over all of them. That something too awful to name.
People in France have a phrase: “staircase wit.” In French: esprit de l’escalier. It means that moment when you find the answer, but it’s too late. Say you’re at a par¬ty and someone insults you. You have to say something. So under pressure, with everybody watching, you say something lame. But the moment you leave the party….
As you start down the stairway, then-magic. You come up with the perfect thing you should’ve said. The perfect crippling put-down.
That’s the spirit of the stairway.
The trouble is, even the French don’t have a phrase for the stupid things you actually do say under pressure. Those stupid, desperate things you actually think or do.
Some deeds are too low to even get a name. Too low to even get talked about.
Looking back, kid-psych experts, school counselors now say that most of the last peak in teen suicide was kids trying to choke while they beat off. Their folks would find them, a towel twisted around their kid’s neck, the towel tied to the rod in their bedroom closet, the kid dead. Dead sperm every¬where. Of course the folks cleaned up. They put some pants on their kid. They made it look … better. Intentional at least. The regular kind of sad teen suicide.
Another friend of mine, a kid from school, his older brother in the Navy said how guys in the Middle East jack off different than we do here. This brother was stationed in some camel country where the public market sells what could be fancy letter openers. Each fancy tool is just a thin rod of pol¬ished brass or silver, maybe as long as your hand, with a big tip at one end, ei¬ther a big metal ball or the kind of fan¬cy carved handle you’d see on a sword. This Navy brother says how Arab guys get their dick hard and then insert this metal rod inside the whole length of their boner. They jack off with the rod inside, and it makes getting off so much better. More intense.
It’s this big brother who travels around the world, sending back French phrases. Russian phrases. Helpful jack-off tips.
After this, the little brother, one day he doesn’t show up at school. That night, he calls to ask if I’ll pick up his homework for the next couple weeks. Because he’s in the hospital.
He’s got to share a room with old people getting their guts worked on. He says how they all have to share the same television. All he’s got for privacy is a curtain. His folks don’t come and visit. On the phone, he says how right now his folks could just kill his big brother in the Navy.
On the phone, the kid says how-the day before-he was just a little stoned. At home in his bedroom, he was flopped on the bed. He was lighting a candle and flipping through some old porno magazines, getting ready to beat off. This is after he’s heard from his Navy brother. That helpful hint about how Arabs beat off. The kid looks around for something that might do the job. A ballpoint pen’s too big. A pencil’s too big and rough. But dripped down the side of the candle, there’s a thin, smooth ridge of wax that just might work. With just the tip of one finger, this kid snaps the long ridge of wax off the candle. He rolls it smooth between the palms of his hands. Long and smooth and thin.
Stoned and horny, he slips it down inside, deeper and deeper into the piss slit of his boner. With a good hank of the wax still poking out the top, he gets to work.
Even now, he says those Arab guys are pretty damn smart. They’ve totally reinvented jacking off. Flat on his back in bed, things are getting so good, this kid can’t keep track of the wax. He’s one good squeeze from shooting his wad when the wax isn’t sticking out anymore.
The thin wax rod, it’s slipped inside. All the way inside. So deep inside he can’t even feel the lump of it inside his piss tube.
From downstairs, his mom shouts it’s supper time. She says to come down, right now. This wax kid and the carrot kid are different people, but we all live pretty much the same life.
It’s after dinner when the kid’s guts start to hurt. It’s wax, so he figured it would just melt inside him and he’d pee it out. Now his back hurts. His kid¬neys. He can’t stand straight.
This kid talking on the phone from his hospital bed, in the background you can hear bells ding, people scream¬ing. Game shows.
The X-rays show the truth, some¬thing long and thin, bent double inside his bladder. This long, thin V inside him, it’s collecting all the minerals in his piss. It’s getting bigger and rougher, coated with crystals of calci¬um, it’s bumping around, ripping up the soft lining of his bladder, blocking his piss from getting out. His kidneys are backed up. What little that leaks out his dick is red with blood.
This kid and his folks, his whole fam¬ily, them looking at the black X-ray with the doctor and the nurses stand¬ing there, the big V of wax glowing white for everybody to see, he has to tell the truth. The way Arabs get off. What his big brother wrote him from the Navy.
On the phone, right now, he starts to cry.
They paid for the bladder operation with his college fund. One stupid mis¬take, and now he’ll never be a lawyer.
Sticking stuff inside yourself. Stick¬ing yourself inside stuff. A candle in your dick or your head in a noose, we knew it was going to be big trouble.
What got me in trouble, I called it Pearl Diving. This meant whacking off underwater, sitting on the bottom at the deep end of my parents’ swimming pool. With one deep breath, I’d kick my way to the bottom and slip off my swim trucks. I’d sit down there for two, three, four minutes.
Just from jacking oft’ I had huge lung capacity. If I had the house to myself, I’d do this all afternoon. After I’d finally pump out my stuff, my sperm, it would hang there in big, fat, milky gobs.
After that was more diving, to catch it all. To collect it and wipe each hand¬ful in a towel. That’s why it was called Pearl Diving. Even with chlorine, there was my sister to worry about. Or, Christ almighty, my mom.
That used to be my worst fear in the world: my teenage virgin sister, think¬ing she’s just getting fat, then giving birth to a two-headed, retard baby. Both heads looking just like me. Me, the father and the uncle. In the end, it’s never what you worry about that gets you.
The best part of Pearl Diving was the inlet port for the swimming pool filter and the circulation pump. The best part was getting naked and sit¬ting on it.
As the French would say, Who doesn’t like getting their butt sucked? Still, one minute you’re just a kid getting off, and the next minute you’ll never be a lawyer.
One minute I’m settling on the pool bottom and the sky is wavy, light blue through eight feet of water above my head. The world is silent except for the heartbeat in my ears. My yellow¬striped swim trunks are looped around my neck for safe keeping, just in case a friend, a neighbor, anybody shows up to ask why I skipped foot¬ball practice. The steady suck of the pool inlet hole is lapping at me and I’m grinding my skinny white ass around on that feeling.
One minute I’ve got enough air and my dick’s in my hand. My folks are gone at their work and my sister’s got ballet. Nobody’s supposed to be home for hours.
My hand brings me right to getting off, and I stop. I swim up to catch an¬other big breath. I dive down and settle on the bottom.
I do this again and again.
This must be why girls want to sit on your face. The suction is like taking a dump that never ends. My dick hard and getting my butt eaten out, I do not need air. My heartbeat in my ears, I stay under until bright stars of light start worming around in my eyes. My legs straight out, the back of each knee rubbed raw against the concrete bot¬tom. My toes are turning blue, my toes and fingers wrinkled from being so long in the water.
And then I let it happen. The big white gobs start spouting. The pearls. It’s then I need some air. But when I go to kick off against the bottom, I can’t. I can’t get my feet under me. My ass is stuck.
Emergency paramedics will tell you that every year about 150 people get stuck this way, sucked by a circulation pump. Get your long hair caught, or your ass, and you’re going to drown. Every year, tons of people do. Most of them in Florida.
People just don’t talk about it. Not even French people talk about everything. Getting one knee up, getting one foot tucked under me, I get to half standing when I feel the tug against my butt. Get¬ting my other foot under me, I kick off against the bottom. I’m kicking free, not touching the concrete, but not getting to the air, either.
Still kicking water, thrashing with both arms, I’m maybe halfway to the surface but not going higher. The heartbeat in¬side my head getting loud and fast.
The bright sparks of light crossing and crisscrossing my eyes, I turn and look back … but it doesn’t make sense. This thick rope, some kind of snake, blue¬white and braided with veins, has come up out of the pool drain and it’s holding on to my butt. Some of the veins are leaking blood, red blood that looks black underwater and drifts away from little rips in the pale skin of the snake. The blood trails away, disappearing in the water, and inside the snake’s thin, blue¬white skin you can see lumps of some half-digested meal.
That’s the only way this makes sense. Some horrible sea monster, a sea serpent, something that’s never seen the light of day, it’s been hiding in the dark bottom of the pool drain, waiting to eat me.
So …I kick at it, at the slippery, rub¬bery knotted skin and veins of it, and more of it seems to pull out of the pool drain. It’s maybe as long as my leg now, but still holding tight around my butt¬hole. With another kick, I’m an inch closer to getting another breath. Still feeling the snake tug at my ass, I’m an inch closer to my escape.
Knotted inside the snake, you can see corn and peanuts. You can see a long bright-orange ball. It’s the kind of horse¬pill vitamin my dad makes me take, to help put on weight. To get a football scholarship. With extra iron and omega¬three fatty acids.
It’s seeing that vitamin pill that saves my life.
It’s not a snake. It’s my large intestine, my colon pulled out of me. What doctors call prolapsed. It’s my guts sucked into the drain.
Paramedics will tell you a swimming pool pump pulls 80 gallons of water every minute. That’s about 400 pounds of pressure. The big problem is we’re all connected together inside. Your ass is just the far end of your mouth. If I let go, the pump keeps working-unravel¬ing my insides-until it’s got my tongue. Imagine taking a 400-pound shit and you can see how this might turn you inside out.
What I can tell you is your guts don’t feel much pain. Not the way your skin feels pain. The stuff you’re digesting, doctors call it fecal matter. Higher up is chyme, pockets of a thin, runny mess studded with corn and peanuts and round green peas.
That’s all this soup of blood and corn, shit and sperm and peanuts floating around me. Even with my guts unravel¬ing out my ass, me holding on to what’s left, even then my first want is to some¬how get my swimsuit back on.
God forbid my folks see my dick.
My one hand holding a fist around my ass, my other hand snags my yellow¬striped swim trunks and pulls them from around my neck. Still, getting into them is impossible.
You want to feel your intestines, go buy a pack of those lambskin condoms. Take one out and unroll it. Pack it with peanut butter. Smear it with petroleum jelly and hold it under water. Then try to tear it. Try to pull it in half. It’s too tough and rubbery. It’s so slimy you can’t hold on.
A lambskin condom, that’s just plain old intestine.
You can see what I’m up against.
You let go for a second and you’re gutted.
You swim for the surface, for a breath, and you’re gutted.
You don’t swim and you drown.
It’s a choice between being dead right now or a minute from right now.
What my folks will find after work is a big naked fetus, curled in on itself. Floating in the cloudy water of their backyard pool. Tethered to the bottom by a thick rope of veins and twisted guts. The opposite of a kid hanging himself to death while he jacks off. This is the baby they brought home from the hospital 13 years ago. Here’s the kid they hoped would snag a football schol¬arship and get an MBA. Who’d care for them in their old age. Here’s all their hopes and dreams. Floating here, naked and dead. All around him, big milky pearls of wasted sperm.
Either that or my folks will find me wrapped in a bloody towel, collapsed halfway from the pool to the kitchen tele¬phone, the ragged, torn scrap of my guts still hanging out the leg of my yellow¬striped swim trunks.
What even the French won’t talk about.
That big brother in the Navy, he taught us one other good phrase. A Russian phrase. The way we say, “I need that like I need a hole in my head…,” Russian people say, “I need that like I need teeth in my asshole……
Mne eto nado kak zuby v zadnitse.
Those stories about how animals caught in a trap will chew off their leg, well, any coyote would tell you a couple bites beats the hell out of being dead.
Hell … even if you’re Russian, someday you just might want those teeth.
Otherwise, what you have to do is¬you have to twist around. You hook one elbow behind your knee and pull that leg up into your face. You bite and snap at your own ass. You run out of air and you will chew through anything to get that next breath.
It’s not something you want to tell a girl on the first date. Not if you expect a kiss good night. If I told you how it tasted, you would never, ever again eat calamari.
It’s hard to say what my parents were more disgusted by: how I’d got in trou¬ble or how I’d saved myself. After the hospital, my mom said, “You didn’t know what you were doing, honey. You were in shock.” And she learned how to cook poached eggs.
All those people grossed out or feeling sorry for me….
I need that like I need teeth in my asshole.
Nowadays, people always tell me I look too skinny. People at dinner parties get all quiet and pissed off when I don’t eat the pot roast they cooked. Pot roast kills me. Baked ham. Anything that hangs around inside my guts for longer than a couple of hours, it comes out still food. Home-cooked lima beans or chunk light tuna fish, I’ll stand up and find it still sitting there in the toilet.
After you have a radical bowel resec¬tioning, you don’t digest meat so great. Most people, you have five feet of large intestine. I’m lucky to have my six inch¬es. So I never got a football scholarship. Never got an MBA. Both my friends, the wax kid and the carrot kid, they grew up, got big, but I’ve never weighed a pound more than I did that day when I was 13.
Another big problem was my folks paid a lot of good money for that swim¬ming pool. In the end my dad just told the pool guy it was a dog. The family dog fell in and drowned. The dead body got pulled into the pump. Even when the pool guy cracked open the filter casing and fished out a rubbery tube, a watery hank of intestine with a big orange vita¬min pill still inside, even then my dad just said, “That dog was fucking nuts.”
Even from my upstairs bedroom window, you could hear my dad say, “We couldn’t trust that dog alone for a second….”
Then my sister missed her period.
Even after they changed the pool water, after they sold the house and we moved to another state, after my sister’s abortion, even then my folks never men¬tioned it again.
Ever.
That is our invisible carrot.
You. Now you can take a good, deep breath.
I still have not.
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What If Shad was another victim of COVID-19?.
What if Shad was another victim of Autoerotic Asphyxiation?.
40 Days and there are no answers.
He’s dead already
If you bothered to read his posts: “Been taking on a bit of work that interests me outside of shadbase so my drawing efforts are divided and ill do simpler styles here again so I can still post something every now and then.”
If you bothered to read his posts he said “he’ll do simpler styles here again so he can still post something every now and then.”
Different than “I’m DEAD”.
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A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
IIIIIIIIIII JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I’M FEELING
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around or desert you
Never gonna make you cry
NEVER GONNA SAYYY GOODBYYYE
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
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1 cup Salad dressing, mayonnaise, soybean oil, with salt
1 cup Sugars, granulated
¾ cup Water, municipal
2 cups Wheat flour, white, all-purpose, enriched, bleached
1 ½ teaspoons Leavening agents, baking soda
4 tablespoons Cocoa, dry powder, unsweetened
½ teaspoon Salt, table
2 teaspoons Vanilla extract
I literally tried it and I trew up twice but still eating XD
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Simp for someone else faggot, Shad died.
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Come back to us Dady Shad
How long has it been
its been 84 years..