"Gods of Metal, Gods of War
Gods of Glory, Gods of Honor
We call upon thee to reveal our true master
For we are in peril, surrounded by disaster
The human plague has reached its peak
For hypocrisy is all they speak
Truth has no meaning, why live anymore?
We raise our swords high; we wear our armor
We declare war on humanity
We declare war on christianity
We declare war on all things false
But what is this, he is here
Our savior, the King of Fear
Riding past with his staff held high
Lightning strikes, he yells his battle cry
"Give Me Metal or Give Me Death"
We The Warrior's of Genocide will do his every command
For those who defy him they will die by his hand
He will defile, He will prevail
Behold his red omen, behold his prophecy
For once it is completed, good rid of humanity"
-The Skelatorian Manifesto
Poor grim
It’s even more relevant now that we have Undertale
Undertale sucks shit lol
Shad’s tragic backstory.
Lemme get that dick B O N E L E S S
u ok shad?
hdhe
Got no boner
I guess you could say he’s B O N E L E S S
Well he sure is bonerless
You mean BONERLESS
BONELESS
welcome to the BoNeZoNe.
yee
Somehow… I expected that to go differently…
Somehow… I expected that to go differently
How did they not expected this
I CRI EVERI TIEM
What do you think of this one?
https://vk.cc/6PfODH
The first post is also the love life of shadman
I don’t get the pint of the first button it will always be this page so why would you not just search for this one
Shad roulette brought me to the beginning. I won.
Spooky scary skeletons :o
where it all started
Hahaahahahaaaaaaaahahahahaha
Oh I get the joke he lost His B O N E R
Poor skullduggery
Overwatch
ash
Very first pic, very proud of how far he’s gone, and how much trouble he’s gotten into
I guess he had quite a boner.
Lel
He got skeleboned
When shad finnaly fucks shame
I hate it when I go to fuck a girl but I forget I have no dick
Right so many times XD
My life in a nutshell
It’s been almost 5 years… And this is still a great piece of art.
over 5 yrs now
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K.
wut
Undertale tho
Rip papyrus…
No rip sans
you’re way to fukin young for this site
Just one more week….eeeeek! Ya know, as much as David has been a good friend to many of his fellow artists over the years in tweeting or speaking in interviews about any of their upcoming album releases, it sure would be nice to see others do the same for him since he’s not here to do any promotion of his own.
He couldn’t get a BONE-r
When you’re about to have sex and she finds out you don’t have a dick
ranbowsix
This is all undertale fans
I fapped 4,035,456 times to this! Shadman’s best piece of artwork by far.
not a porno pic
not everything needs to be porn
LIES
Great, I rate it 9/11
but that’s the second picture
4
Just rip of your arm and shove it in
XD idea is chill to the bone
Hmm inresting
I cri evrytiem
I am glad to hear that apparently Reese Witherspoon has it no better (well, apart from all the fame and money)! My husband and I will go on a five day vacation without the kids in April, the first time since May 2009 that we are going away alone. And of all the things to enjoy in a week in London, what I am looking most forward to, is sleeping in! Thank you for your kind words, Suzanne, and have a great Sunday!
What the fuck are you on about?!
What the fuck
This should be renamed story of a shad.
He couldn’t take her to the bone zone
I guess he couldn’t get a BONER xdXdXdxD
Hey Dad
He couldn’t take her to the bone zone
Sad skeltal :(((
yes uwu
Wow that was depressing as fuck.
This iss umm, what the, . . . this is what happned to shad ri . . . right ?
Undertale anyone?
kys
Oh great a 5 year old who says KYS
Sorry, I mispelled “keys”
So Sad
He has ever bone except the right one
i just noticed shadmans first post was on my birthday
Well happy birthday
Q OTARIO
THE IRONY!!!
skeleton no boner meat
…
Gay
Rainbow Six
How Ironic skeleton cant get a boner
Superbly illininatumg data here, thanks!
You should have called it “Necromance”.
hehehehehe fucking hilarious
Shad is so sad. He too, is a skeleton.
You will Dave up enough for a skeletal dick shad. It’s gonna be alright.
Would you mean . . . A BONER?!
Shad im a big fan and i would like to let you know ALL of your work is amazing and also the hellen and Vi comic aeries ia great but if you could put them in order in a simple kind of way that would be great and you could probably sell them too oh and p.s your webpage look bada$$
Golden Oldies
well my date life with toriel
Hah, get out undertale trash
gtfo autist
what
Thanks for all these great years together
My life story
i’m sure this isn’t the main point of it at all. but this could almost be metaphoric for someone dealing with an STD.
Never thought about it like that, that’s pretty heavy
iq
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Pffff aaaaaaahahahahahahhaha suffer
THIS IS WHERE THE GREATNESS BEGAN
WORSHIP THE BEGINNING OF GREATNESS
Over four amazing years.
Thanks, Shad
He was going to take her to the bone zone….
NYEH HEH HEH!
He can still make her a mean spaghetti . . .
Lol
God damnit papyrus
when shad doesn’t finish a comic
new poppy is out and looking gorgeous.. Are we gonna see some normal/Futa stuff ’bout her?
I hope other people wont hear me crying xxxxxx
Shouldn’t he have a bone-r!!
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Still a better love story than twilight.
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Please get a job.
Lol classic
Nah, they have to OD. That’s the only way these bots will leave .
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Its Free And should put your age 30+ years
Actual footage of me right here…I live a sad life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntUVz0wLU2E
Death came
RIP skelebro
Poor bastard…
Have you ever went on a porn site were it say share and you could put the video on Facebook
Ha, he couldnt get a BONER!!!!
dude, he doesn’t have a dick.. Show some respect for a damn skeleton
Its funny because it says non-porn but it has porn everywhere u look
no flesh, such a sad sad thing when ya ain’t got flesh, specially were it counts
Don’t forget he’s missing his dick bone
the dick isn’t a bone, it’s sort of a blood sponge. Yeah, figure that one out
It was a joke…
wait….wouldn’t he be the first to know that he dosent have a cock?
Denial is an ugly thing
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Plot twist: This is true story and Shadman’s a skeleton
#2spoopy
No cock bone :(
Epic fail!
Allahu Ackbar!!!!!!
W
232
How am I still alive?
Something on your mind bro? Let it out man
You Alright Mate?
By being the best
The Porn is what fueled you to live
Nostalgia trip?
Break yoself fool
poor poor skeleton just wanted his “boner” licked
this was a BONEr kill
This is the first time I’ve cried in 30 years.
I feel so sad for this guy :(
It’s bin one long run shad you done good brings a tier to my eye
Even though he’s a skeleton he was missing the one bone that matters
I haven’t agreed more
Funny, cause ur penis dont have a bone
Bitch got a lego nipple
Looks more like a muffin
Looks like he couldn’t get a bone-r.
He could cut half a leg and use his femur as such ;P
Now I feel bad.
I’m always bad
Suck my bone, He-Man!
I hate it when this happens
satd rly fucking sad
Sorry shad jk lol
wait hes a smoker without a boner? gg who gets this
Liek if u crie evry tiem
missin the one bone that matters
Its funny BC the penis has no bones XD
He’s a skeletn that ironically has no BONEr lol
This must have happened for real. Shadman. I got one thing to say.
… not funny… at all. Sad.
i cant beleive i went through every single picture of yours wow…
poor guy
this is very sad
can you make a porn comic of the movie Tangled please!!!
plot twist: he has a giant dick and the girl couldn’t ‘handle’ it. LoL
It’s so funny but so sad at the same time
i kind of dont get it
No dick you know 8====D
I feel so bad about laughing at this
oh god
That’s so ironic because he doesn’t have a boner XD
A skeleton, without a boned.
He’s probably gonna kill himself….oh wait…never mind
hahahaahhahah
Hahahahahahahahahaha 8=====================D
this is actually kinda sad…… and then kinda makes u want to kill uh bitch :)
ㅎㅇ
Halo
I crai, erry tim,
;_; fug
Feels…
Missing the one bone that matters.
oh come on. what did she expect? hes a skeleton for gods sake!
What did you expect? its Shadbase for Satan’s sake.
I guess he couldn’t get a “BONER” ba dum tss :D…..no?
I guess he could still finger her?
And strap on!
Of course pedobear would know. Hes helped little boys.
lol well da he has no dick
Lol XD..aww.Poor mr boney.We could always….
WTH i typed in shadman the resteraunt and this comes up
??????????????????????????????????????????????????
WTH!!!!
HA! wonder how long that was going take
riiight
Ever heard of a strap on?
So sad.
Thats what you get for wearing turtle neck
It should have been called, “Boner”
:3
I think he’s. cryin’ because of what he DID not what we all think he DIDN’T do… Just sayin’
i’m new here
Aw even death can’t find love :(
They should have bolth seen it coming
The worst part is, he can’t even kill himself because he’s already dead.
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Shad you have a funnybas hell sence of humor
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I love this
so sad
Poor skeleton :,(
Dafuq
He mustve made a boner
Skulduggery Pleasant anyone?
i guess… he didnt enter the
bone zone
So this is the beginning of Shadman’s Artworks … Interesting …
Now THAT is depressing.
so sad……. ;w;
The only bone he can’t give her
Penises are muscles, ha, he’s fucked
actually, he’s not ;)
BUDUM TSSHHHH
Hahahahahaha!
Penisies are muscles, ha, he’s fucked
Next Time At Least Have A Strap-on
lay down try not to ry cry alot
Nice! She is really hot. Is she a character you made out of random or is she from a real anime? Is she is something you made then damn you deserve every award.
that sucks when you a sxelaton and your ganna get sexy time then you remember you dont have a dick
that sucks if youre a skeleton and youre f**king dead
looks like desmond miles doesn’t it?
eh anyone, Shadman back me up.
Yeah, i get it. ln the first panel, you can see that the skeleton guy is wearing a jacket similar to Desmond’s.
so sad
This actually makes me sad :[
Course he could just always walk around with a strapon or some shit.
Or somehow get a dick my some magical means. I mean if kim possible can have a dick I think this guy can.
Lmao… “I’ll suck your marrow!”
lmfao!!!!!!! “suck your marrow.” good one
i dont get it i tryed so hard to figure it out is there something im missing i have actually gone through this for a whole hour to see if im missing something,but i just dont get it and im a very intelligent person id like to buy a vowel shad help me out here please.
The Skeleton and the girl are in a relationship.
They are about to have sex.
Skeletons don’t have dicks.
you might be stupid
if you are very intelligent you should know skeletons don’t have dicks
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Lmao at your name “the thinker.”
well a skeleton don’t have flesh. what was she expecting a Boner … because his all Bone ….
Just get a dildo.
Also, she doesn’t need protection this way.
Classic blue/white striped pantsu
Classic Shadman
Hey, she’s a godamn idiot for thinking the penis has a bone.
-Dislocate femur.
-Bone the bitch.
-Success.
Also, the forearm has two bones, but the upper arm only has one.
no the forearm does have a bone.you trippin dawg.
Thats what he said dipass
Hawt.
Ah yes, nicely put, evroyene.
He can still finger her
Another romanian enjoying Shadman. Glad to know I’m not alone.
awesome art. i like your art style
Cheers man.
Manly tears were shed for the dude.
As for the bitch, nothing.
poor ms death from disc world :(
bones!
My alucard is better! X
Shallow bitch he deserves better.
If she had no vagina you’d do the same
She would still have a mouth
Yeah I’m with this guy here^
I can live without a pussy, as long as she’s got a working tongue and hungry eyes.
AND THAT IS WHY DAX IS NOT SINGLE
I am assuming she left him because he lacks *ahem* a bone there. My suggestion would be that he buys a large strap-on dildo (vibrator is optional) and then he could please any lady any time.
Why didn’t he get a strap-on? Sure, he isn’t going to reproduce but, hey, ‘s better than nothing.
lol
He could’ve used one of his femurs or Something! IMPROVISE, People …that’s how you keep things interesting.
Lol No Dick
What? She didn’t see this coming?
Dafuq was she expecting?
A fate worse then death
somebody get that man a strap on!
i second that
Shes so sexy!
She tries.
i Like her Sexy Face Nice Work!
striped panties are my favorite. i dont know why theyve just always been my favorite. for a girl to have striped (perferably blue striped as shown here) is like the sexy ist thing ever
Just use your spine as a dildo or something!
oh yeah that would feel so great!
The picture where she’s got the condom in her mouth is sexy. I love striped underwear on a chick. xP
Striped underwear, simple yet effective.
hahaha your name is on the paper at the end
I got to see cartoon tits.
Brilliant! :D
“She was only in it for my penis, oh, though im dead, i have no penis…SKULL-JOKE!!!”
shouldn’t he have been expecting this, like.. a lot?
Mr Bone cant got a boner
ahhahah
I could pull symbolism out of it, but honestly I think it’s just a good comic…
All happy and cute, and then funny and sad. ^,,^
I could pull symbolism out of this first comment, but honestly I think it’s just the first comment…
All happy and cute, and then depressing thinking about the 7 years of the Shadman making porn. Sitting there every day, serving to idiots that only want boobs. Just my thoughts though, nothing more. ^,,^
I could pull some symbolism out of the second comment but it’s been 8 years not seven
I’m on the toilet taking a shit right now so I’m in no position to be memey
But, his comment was made when it would have been under seven years ago, not eight, assuming you were calling him out
And, this was a real nice shit, thanks Shäd
I could pull some symbolism out of the criticisms of the previous comments, but honestly it’s 2020;
All happy and cute, and then lock-down and death. These arguments are petty, and now is a better time than ever to get together (apart) and show our appreciation for the people who do things like this for free. Just my thoughts though, nothing more. ^,,^
I could pull symbolism out of all of these comments.
I could pull symbolism from the previous comments.
I could put symbolism out of
I could pull symbolism out
I could fuck ur mom