The reason why Episode 3 will NEVER come out.


The reason why Episode 3 will NEVER come out.

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Dude thats fucking discusting! This place is full of shit i dont care about but thats too far man. Go seek help
Thats just way to much man. Its just painful to watch
You know what this is surprisingly wholesome
And then a few months later Half-Life: Alex
Ya mean 8 years?
you can fuck pregnated holes aswell yk
jokes on you
I want to die
Same
16 year old wanting to fuck for money in odenville,alabama ,beaver creek village trailer park, my kik: She_boy_for_U, pedos and doglovers welcome
Nice try FBI
Thanks you just ruined my day
If you count the mouth too then,
Holy shit,
“HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED”
she got 2 holes which isn’t pregnated..
I don’t even blame Gordon, get some my man
How did you get my fucking private pics asshole?!?
Shut up cunt, get back to the kitchen, I gave them the pictures because you thought it would be a good idea for me to go through Ravenholm. Bitch.
What is this cringe
Lmfao shad predicted epistle 3
Things to notice…
Eli’s ashes in a jar on the kitchen counter
Alyx still be usin’ that same ol’ garb she been using since the first time Gordon met ‘er
Gordon resembles Duke Nukem for some reason
she fucking ruined it, I FUCKING KNEW IT, … slut
Lol
I think the government took over shadbase
Not in the least suspicious we got a maintenance update And MOE LOLIS
We all going to jail yay
What a pregnant woman who seems to ask SEX from herself What a nasty and pretty wonder she is
This picture is the most imaginable after this
kys
yo anon die in a fucking hole this guy has a reasonable point
april fools
It is very wonderful
What will be the continuation of this?
I’d love to try it.
is there any other hl2 stuff? you know what i mean.
The one guy who can’t speak is reading a script. Fantastic.
well he needs to know what to do first.
Watch Freeman’s Mind, it’s pretty good.
It’s for the best so you don’t have to live in such a shit house
Plez make a porn of this plez
Need the actual porn for this!!!
Oh god the urn with Eli’s ashes
nice
Isn’t anal on a pregnant woman bad for the baby?
No. Its Anal.
I like how he needs to read a script for a game he doesn’t say a word it…Or is that the joke?
He still needs to know what to do
He still needs to know what to do
“What to do”: smack shit w/ crowbar
Yeah
Now we know, We’re sorry gabe.. We’re sorry.
same
If that’s the reason then let them take all the time they want. Sorry for being so rude and impatient. Last thing I wanna do is interrupt.
do You think You can make some chell futa?
Could you do something with portal some lesbian sex between glados and chell would be awesome
../thinkng-with-canines/
Shadman did you know this picture got featured on iFunny a while back?
So THIS is why hl3 is taking forever!
Freeman’s face in the last panel…priceless
i’d love to see Alyx gives birth
Oh hell naw i ain’t…*Takes out a Sniper Rifle*…Delay this…Bitch…
the funniest part is the question of why gordon needs a script
I understand now
Need to make this as a comic, and finish it.
Would be awesome shad. maybe next project after anal at sea?
hunmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…… now i know reason of this game is not coming!!
the thirt should say black mesa everybody works here
Wait why does gordon even need a script if he doesn’t even talk?oh wait that’s probably part fo the joke aswell…
need to revist alyx. not pregnant though.
Agreed
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Great another episode 3 delay
Please make some more Comics of Alyx, please!
So, He is reading the script. Yet talks nowhere in any of his games. :D
Well I can’t blame Mr. Freeman, I mean come on… Why wouldn’t you?
No wonder that stupid game I don’t care about still won’t come out. Thanks Shad! Your method of news is da best.
Why the fuck does Gorden have to work on the game? Valve has to do all the work not him. He can fuck what her face all he wants.
Makes sense.
i would think bout that before i even whip it out yes or no FUCK NO pregnet chicks are fat chick till that lil shit comes out
DO It
Why does he need a script?
When has he ever even said anything!
I think that might be the joke
Why does it say HL2 Episode 3? Hl2 Ended.
The powerpuff girl at the edge of the screen ;_;
Why does gordon need a script full of lines?
Blocking.
I KNEW WHAT HAPPENED TO HL3. ITS ALL YOUR GOD DAMN FAULT ALYX
Valve never release 3rd games:
Half life
Half life 2
Half life 2: Episode 1
Half life 2: Episode 2
Left 4 dead
Left 4 dead 2
Team fortress
Team fortress 2
See what i mean?
You forgot Portal and Portal 2
So sadly true.
Valve never release 3rd games:
Half life
Half life 2
Half life 2: Episode 1
Half life 2: Episode 2
Left 4 dead
Team fortress
Team fortress 2
See what i mean?
Sentry lvl 1 ,2 and 2.5 XD
I don’t know about the games but arn’t Alyx and Gordon brother and sister? Kinda gross but this is Shadman
No they’re fucking not.
Alyx was what, 6 during the Black Mesa incident?
The fact that they got together at all is a miracle of time-shifting.
so THIS is how Valve Time works…
Eli’s ashes, and Free Man has a script? How much thought did you have on this when you made it?
True shit.
She had episode 3 inside of her, had sex and mis-carried. Did I get teh joke?
Gabe and his fantasies.
This explains so much.
-Khaos
Eli’s ashes!
this page needs a sequel just sayhng
so thats why he’s always silent
say what you want, pregnant women can be very sexy.
If you’re desperate & don’t care where you put your dick, sure.
That’s a Cabinet actually.
whyy gordon whyyy =P
Screw the world! Anal sex is more sastisfying.
Alyx must care alot about her father if she keeps him in the kitchen closet.
Just don’t mistake him for coffee.
Why would he even NEED a script?
He never talks.
to know what the hell is going on
Sequel please
bye bye episode 3
He is one lucky fucker.
‘Nuff said
True That! No other girl would say that… Unless she really wants to…
Good stuff man, she’s a hot preggo.. oh and those tits!!!
Sorry I ment to say hi at the biging
Ha how much time did it take you to do just 1
Id say a couple of hours
ok shadman
haha I’d still totally fuck her
HAHA! Brilliant!
That girl knows how to please a man! especially gordon :D
…
<__>
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
I with demonthekid here….seriously…Left 4 Dead 3 anytime now Valve…
I dunno i could care less about L4D3, Both 1&2 where like the same game and more of the same zombies and characters.
I’m not hating on it though i enjoyed it maybe untill after i completed the story and a few rounds of Multiplayer then i was done. Unless i got asked to play it and had some LOL’s over Voicechat.
How do you play L4D2 with windows 98?
L4D1 was pretty great for playing competive, but Valve decided to rush out 2 and 1 was left for dead.
I see what you did there.
Lmao nice work man!
All Part of a Healthy Breakfast :)
ELI?
“wich” should be spelt “which”, unless thats a real word and im mistaken; just like spelled vs spelt, a slang of some sort
Thanks, I fixed that.
I thought episode 3 was delayed a month every time some one made a “gabe is fat” joke but I can believe this too.
Half-life 3 will be released after CS:GO as HL2 was released after CS:Source. Trust me.
May 2013…wanna try again?
He does not need a script.
He never talks.
doesnt scripts also tell what actions they have to do .-.
But then he also gets constantly told what to do anyway.
“Gordon, put this thing into that one”
“Gordon, go down this corridor”
“Gordon, push this button”
“Gordon, shoot this thing”
He doesn’t even need to worry about body language. It’s the easiest acting job ever.
Oh Gordon u can delay Half Life 3 as loong it takes i’ll wait for Left 4 Dead 3.
If I had you right in front of me now, I would punch you in the face.
i second that punch
also that comic seems legit