I just threw up in public, the mask did nothing, all it did was make it more difficult to throw up. I must have looked pretty stupid.
— Shädman💀 (@Shadbase) June 20, 2020
I forgot to upload this one, it only took a few hours to draw and I made it last weekend.
Been taking on a bit of work that interests me outside of shadbase so my drawing efforts are divided and ill do simpler styles here again so I can still post something every now and then.
Hey shad stop being a bitch and give us something new!
ಥ‿ಥ 2k, we did it. Now, who wants to ready for 3k? I am!
We gotta get the shad play button
We did it everyone, 2k! Thanks for all who helped us to get here! Big ups to the legendary anon for his many joke comments!
For our victory, present you this: click it
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WE DID IT!!! 2,000TH COMMENT! now… PICTURE MY BOOTY UP IN 3D, I’LL SHAKE MY BOOTY IN MY OWN MOVIE
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second to last one…
2000 comments is about to happen
just a few more…
almost there…
come on… just a few more…
getting closer…
oof
I hate my wife.
kek
Fuckit, I’ll add to the 2k milestone.
i need a fuck buddy, male for female
what if i told you that that’ll never happen. now get back to getting this to 2,000 comments.
maybe i can help were you live?
I require your art
go for 2k boys
8 more to go!
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I made my computer read this to me and didnt realize until half way through that sound was comming through my headphones and computer.
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God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?
Bro…
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Summon him with 2000 comments
Fuck him, this is our 2k not his!
2k4Win
2K we can do it!
Das Rite!
Me irl
Gogo 2k
Only 30 more
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Hey thats pretty good
I’m gay.
We bout to hit a full month without anything? Let’s Gooooo
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dude forgot his literal job is making porn huh
Join us for the fight for 2000!
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The hell is going on
WE’RE NOT GOING TO STOP TIL WE REACH 2,000! JOIN US BROTHER IN THE FIGHT!
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Yeah boi 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜
Just doing my part to get to 2k
Thanks (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ )
Yo
What’s up my nigga?
All my friends are dead…
all ma homies play chess
Well, I can only play with checkers.
spain without the s when i’m alone
69TheEndIsNigh
Don’tStopTheFightOurAwardIsInSight
what if shad died, haha that would be bad… unless?
i’ll join in helping get to 2k then
Thank you for your support ❤️
70 til we reach our goal!
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That’s good enough, it’s better than nothing! Keep moving forward brothers! Til 2,000!
>Be me
>Small, autistic green frog who loves shitposting and brings joy to all little boys and girls through memes
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> Pass some years, I learn that I’m now labeled as a hate symbols by ADL and now everyone hates me
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This chat is now in ape mode
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We’re at the home stretch, don’t quit now! Shitpost til we reach 2,000!
UwU
not anymore
Are there any other artists like Shad out there? I wanna diversify my viewing a bit lol
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More than a month since porn, longer since decent porn
I wonder if shad died of Ronnies
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road to 2000 comments. comment 1788
Papa got out for ciggs n beer again??
No, he just hates you because you remind him of your whore of a mother so he left.
Does anyone else thinks that exposing yourself in public and hope someone comes to suck you off is pretty hot?
No.
Ok then, I’m sorry that I’d asked.
here if it makes you feel better, I am statistician and well about, appromixitly 400 people in total exist right now in almost 8 billion people on the planet to fullfill that dream, issue is find the motherfuckers and you somehow walking nude in front of them and that is IF, if they have not died already in cov19…
how you guys doing today?
Pretty good, how about you? Jack off to anything good?
I Waring for the release of subverse to filled up the space of time thath shad left
From T-GIRL TALES #6 – All in the Family, “Sissy Nuns for Mother Superior” is set at the height of the Vietnam War. When two stepbrothers get draft notices into the Army, the turn to their former stepmother, Cindy, for help. What they don’t know is that Cindy is now “Sister Lucinda” and she runs a remote nunnery as her own private lesbian harem.
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The doorbell interrupted my whirlwind of frantic thoughts. Who the hell… It was probably the cops, probably forgot something. The letter still in hand, I stood and opened the door. My mouth dropped open in surprise to see my stepbrother standing there with a backpack.
“Henry!” I exclaimed.
I’m torn between happiness at seeing him at this terrible moment and the daunting uncertainty in my life. My eyes fill with tears of relief at seeing a friendly face. I stepped forward and hugged him fiercely until I realized it was getting embarrassing. I stepped back
“Glad to see you too, man.” Henry smiled at me. “Are you okay?” Then his eyes fell to the letter I held with white knuckles. “Oh shit,” he said. “You too, huh?”
I instantly understood why he was here. “Better come in, bro.”
Over the next hour, Henry and I caught up on the last two years. He was just as cool and handsome as I remembered. He told me about the hell his dad made of home life, and I told him about finding my dad hung from a doorknob, cock in hand.
“The best thing our dads ever did was marrying Cindy,” I said.
“Yeah, she was really great. Sure don’t know what she saw in my dad,” he said. “And damn was she hot!”
“She was your stepmom—our stepmom!” I said, mildly amazed.
“Aw, c’mon Jake,” he said with a crooked smile. “You mean to tell me you never once thought of her when you were doing it?”
“Well… maybe once.”
“Ha! I knew it. Man, she had the sexiest tits and ass. So Cal is bikini land, bro. If you’d seen her practically naked as many times as I did, believe me you’d have beat off to that fantasy every night!”
The conversation was making me uneasy. “So… The letters.”
“Oh fuck, man,” he said. “I’ve thought of everything ten times on the way up here: Canada, Mexico, going underground, hiding.”
“Leaving the country was my first thought.”
“Yeah, but I don’t know much Spanish, and I figured I’d stand out like a sore thumb down there.”
“What about Canada?”
“I keep imagining one nosy border agent looking for draft dodgers. It’s also twice the distance as Mexico. Just one redneck cop gets suspicious… And going underground? Hell, I don’t know anyone.”
“So whatcha thinking, Henry?” I knew he hated to be called Hank.
“I was thinking all we need is one person who could hide us or get us to someone who could hide us.”
“That’s a big risk for someone. Who’d take that kind of risk?”
“I was thinking—maybe Cindy?”
“My stepmom?”
“Our stepmom. She was mine first.”
I gaped at Henry—he didn’t know. “I doubt she’d do it. She’s not either of our moms any more. Besides… it came out in the divorce. She’s a lesbian deep down. The stuff I heard…” I shook my head.
“Yeah, but she’s also a liberal. Even if she dislikes guys, I bet she hates the Vietnam was more than she does us—if she really does.” He looked at me. “I think it’s worth a try. I just don’t know where she is.”
I looked away for a moment, then looked back. “I do.”
* * *
She has a perfect ass, so beautifully shaped with a deep anal cleft. I can’t wait to toy with her pussy and her asshole!
She bent over my desk with the hem of her nun’s habit flipped up to her shoulders, exposing her pert, round bottom to me. I’d already pulled her panties to her bare feet and yanked them off. Sister Rosa was prettier than most of the thirty-three nuns under my supervision here at Crimson Heart Convent. The Latina was barely twenty-years-old with long, black hair and light brown skin.
“Why are you doing this to me Sister Lucinda?” the sweet, virginal Mexican girl whined, making my cunt tingle in anticipation.
“Mother Superior!” I snapped and then gave her another blow across her ample butt cheeks with a thin, polished wooden rod. “I do this to teach you your place and demonstrate the consequences of your sinful disobedience.”
“But what did I do?” she wailed.
I whacked her butt even harder. “You show disrespect. You dare to ask impertinent questions. You wantonly display… willfulness.”
Tears coursed her cheeks. “Please forgive me, Mother Superior!”
Perfect! That was the response I desired: fear, pain and a touch of despair. I lay the cane on the desk and stood behind her.
“You know I only do this for your own good, my child. I love you too much not to discipline you when you need it.”
I took her red, lovely ass cheeks in my hands and massaged the pain away. She was too cowed to even think of protesting. Instead, she whimpered… with pleasure. I stroked her ass more firmly, eliciting deep moans. When I saw her hips gyrate, I knew that I had her.
“Oh! Mother Superior!” she panted, giving herself over to me.
Her feet were already spread to brace herself over the desk, so when I slipped my fingers between them I immediately found her tender vulva. Her labia were parted and oh so moist.
“Oh, my!” she gasped. Then she spread her legs a little wider.
“Good girl,” I cooed lovingly into her ear.
Then I easily slid my middle finger into her milky twat, so wet with desire. She moaned with no shame as my probing digit slipped all the way in. She ground her ass against my hand. She looked over her shoulder to gaze at me with naked lust.
I withdrew my finger, delighted at her whine of frustration. “I see that you’re a very good girl, Rosa.”
At first she smiled wantonly at the compliment, but then she looked confused and worried. “Thank you, Mother Superior. But wasn’t that a terrible sin just now?”
I flipped the hem of her habit down and commanded her to kneel at the foot of my desk. She immediately did so. I sat on the edge of the desk and flipped up my own habit to reveal I wasn’t wearing any panties. I spread my legs wide, opening my labia to her barely six inches from her face. There was a struggle in her expression, but she couldn’t tear her eyes away from my pussy.
“Sister Rosa, as your Mother Superior, am I not your direct link to the Virgin Mary?” I waited for her to nod. “As long as we do not give ourselves to men and serve the Lord well, should we not strive to attain the closest sisterhood we can?”
The confusion in her eyes was fast being replaced by wondrous lust. “Of course, Mother Superior. I understand now!”
“You may just call me ‘Mother’ now, Rosa.”
“Yes, Mother,” she said with adoring eyes.
I traced a wet line from my asshole to my clit. Her eyes were riveted to the sight. “Behold the mystery of womanhood, God’s own creation. It is not forbidden, Rosa. Do you understand?”
Her eyes filled with grateful tears. “Yes, Mother!”
“You may kiss it, lick it… whatever you desire, lovely Rosa.”
“Oh yes, Mother!”
It was as if she’d waited her entire life for this very moment. After a brief hesitation, she leaned forward and plunged her tongue onto my reddish-pink slit and hungrily lapped at my pussy flesh. Her eyes were closed in rapture, and her helpless whimpers told me our newest nun would fit in here perfectly. I allowed myself a small but genuine moan, and she licked at my twat all the harder.
There was a knock at the door. Rosa tried to pull away from my snatch, but I grabbed the back of her head and ordered her to continue. I told her that if she were ashamed of her love for me, then I would give her something to truly be ashamed of. She resumed licking my labial folds and clit with her pervious zeal.
“Come in Sister Bertha,” I called.
The door opened and in popped my right-hand nun, who surveyed the carnal scene with an approving smile. At 32, Bertha was six years younger than I. She had long, black hair, luscious 40DD tits, a slender waist, and a firm, generous ass. A very tasty ass. I tasted it and other parts of her almost every night. We had been made for each other.
She’d been a San Francisco whore before she entered the convent, an occupation that had developed her sexual instincts and appetites. She and I had a deliciously tawdry affair that turned into a loving, lasting relationship. It was an open relationship, however!
She’d been delighted when I’d told her about my plans for taking over a convent and turning it into a sexual playground. She had become disillusioned with her whore’s life, and the life I planned at the convent appealed to her greatly. She was in heaven now.
“Excuse me Mother Lucinda,” Bertha said. “There are two young men to see you.” She watched Rosa go down on me and winked. “Shall I tell them you’re too busy to meet with them at the moment?”
I pulled Rosa’s mouth closer to my clit. “What do they want?”
Bertha chuckled. “They say they’re your sons.”
I laughed in my surprise. Jake and Henry? The boys whose eyes often wandered over my body when I was Mom to them? Whatever they were here for, this would be interesting. I stood, pulling my pussy away from Sister Rosa’s eager mouth. With great satisfaction, I heard her whine with frustration. She was living up to the potential I’d seen.
“Bertha, put Rosa in the purple dormitory,” I said, smoothing down my habit. “Ensure she’s given the proper underwear, shoes and… the pleasure harness. Start her with a number two buttplug and a small dildo. You’ll keep her key. Explain the new rules to her.”
Rosa would be locked into a chastity belt that held a buttplug and a dildo in place. It would allow her to pee, but she’d have to ask Sister Bertha to unlock her for bowel movements. The constant stimulation would make her crazy with lust. By Friday night she’d be helpless with sexual need. That was when I’d have her shown to my bedroom.
“Oh,” I added, as if an afterthought. “And send my boys in.”
* * *
Jake and I ambled into the chief nun’s office. My head still spun at the thought of my hot stepmom living in a nunnery. Jake knew she was here because her alimony checks went here. No way could I have imagined Cindy, not only as a nun, but as the Mother Superior of the whole convent! Was she using her alimony to obtain this authority?
Cindy—“Sister Lucinda”—stood over us as we sat in front of her desk. It was hard to imagine her hot body hidden under that shapeless black robe, and her fiery red hair tucked under that headdress. Despite the de-sexing clothes, she still radiated an erotic, dominant personality. She smiled as if she enjoyed seeing the stunned looks on our faces.
Jake and I began to explain our predicament. Sister Cindy nodded as we made various points, but the deep sympathy I’d expected was absent… no, that wasn’t it entirely. I supposed it was more of a “what do you expect me to do?” attitude.
And just really how much of this really is her problem?
“That’s a tough break, boys. I don’t know what to say.”
“You could say that you’ll help us!” I snapped.
“At least you can actually act like you give a fuck!” Jake whined. “But maybe you just hate all men too much to help even us!”
I silently winced at this. I wanted to tell Jake not to pop off like a drama queen and turn her off entirely from helping us.
Oh shit! Good move, bro! I sarcastically thought.
Cindy, our stepmother-turned-nun, was looking at Jake with a hard gaze that concealed at least a little anger… and maybe a lot.
Speaking in a tone sprinkled with bits of ice, she glared at my brother as she replied. “First of all, I don’t know anybody who could hide you or sneak you across the border. Perhaps you should thumb your way to Berkeley and hook up with some SDS types… just be careful not to talk to any undercover FBI guys.”
My stomach sank. I’d never even considered that.
My stepmom-nun shifted her gaze at me. “As far as me hiding you out, I don’t have any hiding places but here. I don’t think I have to say that you boys’d stick out. Then I’d go to jail for harboring fugitives.”
Hopelessness suffocated me. She was dead-on right. My mind went into a spin of ideas that didn’t involve going into the army or risking prison. For a brief moment I considered masquerading as a nun—my face and body were androgynous enough—but no way could I stand pretending to be a girl—a nun!—and for who knew just how long? No way could I do it. Canada started to seem like a better plan.
She softened a little. “Look, boys. I’m really sorry your numbers came up, but think about what I’m saying. It is unfair to ask me to take such a huge risk. I have a sweet little life going here and—”
“Uh…” Jake fumbled. He was blushing now, mortified about his earlier outburst. “Maybe… what if… what if we didn’t stick out?”
It amazed me how quickly the look in her eyes changed. She’d gone from cold, to sympathetic, to… I wasn’t certain what it was, but it unnerved me a little. “What are you proposing, Jake?” Now her eyes gleamed with… lust? Malevolence? Avarice? Perhaps a little of all three. It was obvious she knew what Jake was proposing.
“What if I—we—posed as nuns?” Jake was blushing when he said it, and then he crossed his legs. Perhaps concealing a boner?
Oh Jake, really? Are you a pervo? Why do I feel strange right now?
In that moment it occurred to me my stepbrother might have some sort of buried transvestite fantasies or maybe homo ones or something. Sure, I considered the same thing for a second, but he sounded like he’d be willing. Did he realize what a commitment would be? And didn’t he consider that he’d be totally at Cindy’s mercy? From the look in her eyes I no longer knew what she might be capable of.
Why is my cock tingling right now?
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Thank you for the posts all these years Shad, but I got tired to check everyday.
COME ON FUCKERS, WE’RE AREN’T GOING TO STOP TIL WE REACH 2,000! GIVE ME ALL YOUR SHITPOSTS, HATE, AND LOVE!
There once was a baddy called Shaddy
He liked to draw dicks and trannies
But then he did disappear and the internet did fear
that they’d never again see one of his drawn fannies.
Fucking love it, keep pumping them out!
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A WORD FOR ALL SEASONS: FUCK
QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST VERSATILE WORD-BY STRESS AND INFLECTION IT CAN DESCRIBE MANY EMOTIONS AND SENTIMENTS. NO OTHER WORD (LET ALONE SWEAR WORD) CAN BE USED IN SUCH A VARIED GRAMMATICAL NUANCES. IT CAN BE USED AS A NOUN (I DON’T GIVE A FUCK), AS AN ADJECTIVE (IT REALLY IS A FUCKING BEAUTY), AS A VERB IN IT’S TRANSITIVE FORM (THE GAME WAS FUCKED BY THE WEATHER) AND THE INTRANSITIVE FORM (WELL HE TRULY FUCKED IT UP). THE WORD HAS, OF COURSE, BEEN USED BY SOME VERY FAMOUS PERSONAGES THROUGH THE YEARS:-
MAYOR OF HIROSHIMA: “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?”
GENERAL CUSTER: “LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE FUCKING INDIANS?”
CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC: “WHERE DID ALL OF THAT FUCKING WATER COME FROM?”
MARC BOLAN: “WHAT A PLACE TO PLANT A FUCKING TREE!”
JIM REEVES: “THERE’S NO FUCKING MOUNTAINS NEAR HERE!”
JOHN LENNON: “THATS NOT A REAL FUCKING GUN!”
DONALD CAMPBELL: “IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING LOG!”
PRESIDENT NIXON: “WHO THE FUCK WILL KNOW?”
GENERAL BELGRANO: “I’M OUTSIDE THE FUCKING EXCLUSION ZONE!”
ANNE BOLEYN: “HEADS ARE GOING TO FUCKING ROLL FOR THIS!”
KATHERINE HOWARD: “FUCK ME, PREACHING TO THE CHOIR ON THAT ONE SISTER!”
KATHERINE PARR: “ATLEAST THE FAT FUCK’S DEAD NOW!”
ALBERT EINSTEIN: “ANY FUCKER CAN UNDERSTAND THAT!”
KING HAROLD: “WATCH HIM, HE’LL HAVE SOME FUCKERS EYE OUT!”
KING HAROLD PART 2: “ARGH… FUCK, HE POKED ME IN THE EYE!”
PABLO PICASSO: “IT LOOK’S JUST FUCKING LIKE HER!”
MARK THATCHER: “WHAT FUCKING MAP!”
JFK: “WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A SHINE IN THE WINDOW OF THAT BULDING?”
STALIN: “WHERE DID ALL THE FUCKING DOCTORS GO?”
HITLER: “THAT’S THE FUCKING GAS BILL!”
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Why my comments are being censored? Only because shad got depression? Everyone knows that.
I don’t think that your comments but the site doesn’t load them correctly. I don’t know how to explain it but if you: Go to Archive> Go to Everything> Go the post that you posted on> then refresh the page to see new comments and comments you’d made.
Tell me if this helps you :)
UPLOAD SOMETHING…ANYTHING!!!!
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A GUY IS LYING ON THE BED
THE GIRLFRIEND COMES UP AND STARTS SPANKING HIM
HE ASKS WHAT SHE’D DOING AND SHE REPLIES PLAYING PERCUSSION
THE GUY: WHY DON’T YOU PLAY THE FLUTE
WHATS PINK GOES IN HARD AND DRY, AND COMES OUT SOFT AND WET
BUBBLE GUM
AFTER A NIGHT WITH MARCELINE
WHAT DO YOU CALL A LESBAIN DINOSAUR
LICKALOTOPIS
DIET: CARPETIVORE
WHAT DOES THE MAFIA AND PUSSY HAVE IN COMMON
ONE SLIP OF THE TONGUE AND YOUR IN DEEP SHIT
WHATS MAKES A HOOKER BETTER THAN A DRUG DEALER
SHE CAN WASH HER CRACK AND SELL IT AGAIN AND UNLIKE DRUGS SHE’S AVAILABLE ALL YEAR ROUND
WHY DO WOMEN GET GREAT IDEAS
HARD WORK
WELL WHY DONT WE SEE IT MORE OFTEN NOWADAYS
MARRIAGE
WHY DO MEN GET GREAT IDEAS IN BED
THEY’RE PLUGGED INTO A GENIUS
WHAT DID THE CANNIBAL DO AFTER DUMPING HIS GIRLFRIEND
WIPE HIS ASS
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EROTIC AND KINKY
EROTIC: USING ONLY A FEATHER
KINKY: USING THE WHOLE BIRD
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN OOOHHH AND AN AAAAHHHHHH
3 INCHES
FOR LISA ANN 15 INCHES
QUESTION TO THE COMMENT SECTION:
WHO’S LOUDER RILEY REID WITH 15 BLACK GUYS OR A FOETUS BEING ABORTED SCREAMING FROM ITS 5 YR OLD SCANK OF A MOM DURING THE THRID TRIMESTER
WHATS SICKER THAN A PILE OF DEAD BABIES
ONES STILL ALIVE IN THE MIDDLE CHEWING ITS WAY OUT
HOW DO YOU CASTRATE A HILLBILLY
KICK THE SISTER IN THE JAW
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BULEMIC BITCH WITH YEAST INFECTION
A VEGAN BURGER WITH CHEESE
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANOREXIC BITCH WITH YEAST INFECTION
QUARTER PONDER WITH CHEESE
WHY DID HITLER COMMIT SUICIDE
HE GOT THE GAS BILL
EVEN HE DID NAZI THAT COMING
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A RABBI AND A PRIEST
AN RABBI CUTS IT A PRIEST SUCK IT
WHAT DID THE BANANA SAY TO THE VIBRATOR
WHY ARE YOU SHAKING SHES GONNA EAT ME
AN AMERICAN SOLDIER WAS PHOTOGRAPHING ONE OF THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS IN POLAND AND A JEWISH BOY WALKS UP TO THE SOLDIER ASKING FOR A PHOTO. SOLDIER AGREES BUT NOTICES THE BOY IS HOLDING A PILE OF ASH
SOLDIER ASKS THE BOY: WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A PILE OF ASH
BOY REPLIES: I WANT THIS TO BE A FAMILY PHOTO
EVEN I DID NAZI THAT COMING
WHATS FUCK YOU IN LOS ANGELES
TRUST ME
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHINESE LADY WITH NO LEGS
DRAGON LIPS
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHINESE LADY WITH NO FEET
CROUCHING TIGER
WHY ARE THERE ONLY TWO PALLBEARERS AT A HOMELESS GUYS FUNERAL
THERE ARE ONLY TWO HANDLES ON A GARBAGE CAN
WHAT DOES A GANGBANGER, AN ONLYFANS THOT AND A SODA MACHINE HAVE IN COMMON
NONE WORK RIGHT AND ALWAYS TAKES YOUR MONEY
WHATS STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN
THE BACK OF YOUR HAND
IRONICALLY THIS CAN ALSO APPLY TO BUTCH LESBIANS
BEST THING ABOUT AN 18 YR OLD IN THE SHOWER
SLICK HER HAIR BACK AND SHE WILL LOOK 15
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ORAL AND ANAL
ORAL WILL MAKE YOUR DAY WHILE ANAL WILL MAKE YOUR WEEK
VAGINAL ON THE OTHER HAND (IF YOUR NOT CAREFUL) COSTS YOU LIFE
AND CHILD SUPPORT
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CRAZY, CROSSDRESSING BUNNY
BUGGS BUNNY
BUT WHAT DO YOU CALL A BUNNY WITH A BENT DICK
FUCKS FUNNY
HOW DO YOU EMBARRASS AN ARCHEOLOGIST
GIVE HIM A BLOODY TAMPON AND ASK THEM WHICH PERIOD IT CAME FROM
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN WITH THE TITANIC
HALFWAY
WHY DOES THE EASTER BUNNY HIDE EASTER EGGS
SO NO ONE WILL KNOW WHEN HES BEEN FUCKING THE CHICKENS
WHAT DOES A GOOD BAR AND A GOOD WOMAN HAVE IN COMMON
LIQUOR AT THE FRONT AND POKER AT THE BACK
DO YOU KNOW WHAT AN EVEN BETTER BAR AND BETTER WOMEN HAVE IN COMMON
BIG JUGGS
WHAT DID WOODY SAY TO JESSIE WHEN HE CAUGHT HER WITH A BAD DRAGON DILDO UP HER ASS
THERES A SNAKE IN YOUR BOOT
WHAT DOES A 75 YR OLD BROAD HAVE BETWEEN HER BREASTS THAT A 25 YR OLD DOESN’T
HER NAVEL
WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES IN THE MORNING
DON’T HAVE BALLS TO SCRATCH
WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND STARTS SMOKING DON’T WORRY SLOW DOWN AND USE LUBRICANT (LOW VISCOSITY RECOMMENDED (WATERY)
WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODUCE MILK RATHER THAN HONEY
BOOBIES GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GOOOOOO
WHAT DOES AN ALABAMA SHERIFF CALL A BLACK GUY WHOS BEEN SHOT 15 TIMES
THE WORST CASE OF SUICIDE
THE ALABAMA MILF ON THE OTHER HAND: WHY CAN’T MY HUSBAND HAVE THAT KIND OF ENDURANCE
WHY DID THE MAFIA CROSS THE ROAD
FORGET ABOUT IT
WHATS WORSE THAT SPIDERS ON YOUR PIANO
CRABS ON YOUR ORGAN
WHAT DOES THE PENIS ALWAYS SAY TO THE CONDOM
COVER ME IM GOING IN
AND THEN THE CONDOM SAYS: MAKE SURE YOU OIL UP ITS GONNA BE TIGHT
HOWEVER IN MARRIAGES WHEN THE CONDOM REPLIES THIS THE PENIS THEN SAYS: TIGHT, REALLY… I’VE BEEN FUCKIN THIS BITCH STUPID FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS… LUBE UP WHAT A JOKE
WHY DID THE TOILET PAPER ROLL DOWN THE HILL
TO GET TO THE BOTTOM… I TAKE IT HE’S A TOP
WHY DOESNT A CHICKEN WEAR PANTS
THERES A PECKER ON HIS HEAD…
LOL COCKHEAD
HARDEST THING ABOUT EATING A VEGETABLE
PUTTING THE DUMB, KATATONIC BITCH BACK IN THE WHEELCHAIR THATS WHAT
WHY ARE THE CRIPPLED ALWAYS PICKED ON
CANT STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES
WHAT YOU NEED SOME TICKETS TO THE TAMPON 100
EASY, PULL SOME STRINGS
HOW DOES A WOMAN SCARE A GYNOCOLOGIST
BECOMING A VENTRILOQUIST
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GUY WHO RAN INFRONT OF THE BUS
OF COURSE I DID HE GOT TIRED
HOW TO GET A NUN PREGNANT
DRESS HER UP AS AN ALTER BOY
WHY IS HERBERT THE PERVERT BEING IN A DEAF CHILD ORPHANAGE TERRIFYING
YOU’LL NEVER HEAR HIM COMING
WHY IS SANTA SO JOLLY
YOUR ASKING ABOUT A MAN WHO KNOWS WHERE ALL THE NAUGHTY GIRLS LIVE
LOL ANOTHER ISLAM JOKE: RADICAL MUSLIMS DONT GET ANGRY!
NO THEY ONLY HAVE SHORT FUSES!
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN AFGHAN VIRGIN
NEVER BIN LAID ON
WHATS GOT TWO LEGS AND BLEEDS
A DOG… JUST KIDDIN A PUSSY
CAT
WHATS A CENTURIAN WHO CAN STILL BEAT HIS MEAT CALLED
MIRACLE WHIP
WHAT IS IT LIKE GETTING A BLOWJOB IN THE MILITARY
THE CLOSER YOU GET TO DISCHARGE THE BETTER IT FEELS
WHY IS THERE NO MEXICAN OLYMPICS TEAM
ALL THE ATHLETES ARE IN THE US
WHAT DOES A WOMAN AND KFC HAVE IN COMMON
AFTER YOU GET THROUGH THE BREAST AND THIGHS YOU HAVE THE GREASY BOX TO PUT YOUR BONE IN
HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN A CHICK IS TOO FAT TO FUCK?
WHEN YOU PULL DOWN HER PANTS AND HER ASS IS STILL IN THEM
LOLLOL
Only 299 to go til 2000
ITS A DEAL!
Don’t Stop
make porn or don’t make anything you degen fuck
This dumb ass is a child molester and he’s trying to teach us not to wear a mask this guys an idiot and a twitch video somebody asked him do you ever masturbate to your porn he said no I think of it first when masterbaiting so this sick fuck thinks of fucking kids so any of you chris hanesn child Molesters out there Sooner or later the urges get too strong and will always be there to catch you and then you’ll be in jail then you’ll be someone’s lolls
K
Oh God, this is fucking hot! Love the orgasm face in the video.
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ click on the link bruh, it’s good shit 👆
Heyo
evil neutral
Humanity?
I fucking hate you all. Go to hell you failed abortions
We love you too buddy, we’ll be with you til the end. Take care, God bless( ˘ ³˘)♥
:)
ಥ‿ಥ👌
Shad is dead and the most shitty thing about this is that his last page is non-porn.
totaly
n_ggers look like poop and are ashy
true
Sorry I don’t speak cracker
Shitskins first.
Yikes
Who wants to get rid of white people from the Americas, both on left and right?
Who wants to get rid of all people from the earth on the left and right?
Need a daddy, twink, snap benjaminj456
18 virgin needs a daddy, male, snap : benjaminj456
You should do characters from avatar the last airbender
Imagine Shad died n we have no idea 💀💀
Sex
Porn
Bitches be complaining about shad not uploading as if his content isn’t FREE! For real, he doesn’t owe you shit. Be patient
Nomega lol
He gets paid fuckwad that’s been discussed a million times already. We can view it for free but our visit gives him money you absolutely fucking retarded stupid faggot piece of shit. Kill yourself before you speak so confidently about shit you clearly don’t get.
His point still stands YOU, dont pay shit to use this website stop being a fucking freak.
Why are you guys mad at shad? Let the man have a break.
Nomega lol
Please review some anime, Jimbo.
We’re almost to 2,000 comments! Keep it up!
shut the fuck up you braindead monkey fart.
The weakest insult that I’ve ever seen.
Metokur, is this you?
Jimmy is the one child solder we al have #retardsriseup
:-(
If you still feel like checking up on the site but don’t want to give Shad ad revenue for doing nothing, you can just search “Shadbase” on your browser without going directly to the site. Your search engine should show when his last post was, and you never even have to visit the site.
That’s all good, but would I be able to read all the shitposts if I did that? Shäd can have his money, one man’s trash is other man’s treasure.
totally agree with this dude. the comments are cancerous but some are fucking gold ^^
Just follow simpman on Twitter. He posts all the shit over there and you can obviously use it for other shit. Even if you only use it for him you xan at least get notifications so you aren’t constantly checking Best part is he doesn’t get any ad revenue since you ain’t checking his site and obviously doesn’t deserve any of it at this point.
It’s weird, he doesn’t have a link to this site on his Twitter. Maybe he’s ashamed of this shithole that he’d created and doesn’t want anything to do with it, anyone else agrees with me?
Lmao people are getting so petty. “Guys don’t go to Shad’s site you’ll be giving him ad rev grr how dare you not draw femboy/futa porn comics every single week”. Entitled.
Seem that the white boy is upset of people talking shit about his sugar daddy, typically.
Your wisdom is beyond our mortal understanding, my Goddess of death.
Damn, over a month since last new post. Guess I’ll just jerk it to something else
Azidéia kkkkk
Did Daddy Shad go out for smokes again?
No he’s dead
Bro i love how shad doesn’t post for a week or so and people are already telling him to delete the site
Beta male
Press F for Shad :,(
This is the way shadbase ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Heheh. Are you for real? It’s not over. In two weeks things will be back to normal.
I’ll hold you to that
I be back in two weeks
At this point I don’t even want new content. I’m just curious how long he will be dead this time
Just delete the site at this point bro
Yo Shad… I put your beautiful pink haired girl on my ceiling above my bed. I want more pink haired chicks. and tentacles and fuckn… nsfw. as good as it gets!
This nigga dead.
Alright I’m done visiting this website to check in only to see nothing day after day. I’ve been here since the fallout 4 posts. Crazy how time flies. I’ll miss this page but I’m not giving him ad revenue for viewing this page to get nothing. I advise u do the same. His stuff is on other platforms . Goodbye forever.
SEE YOU BACK TOMORROW RAGEQUITTER
Over reacting a bit there bud
Not really. Shad is rolling in cash, and literally never produces shit. I know brain-dead hospital patients who are more reliable
You act like your entitled to his content.
Honestly
I’m sorry, but I don’t believe your promise of not coming back here at all. I mean who wouldn’t want to come back and see the dumpster fire 🔥 that is Shädbase. Love you all, hope you stay safe and well :)
You know, as a long time viewer of his work, I have to say I’ll stop checking in for updates since he likes his breaks. it was a good one lads thanks for this shitposts
Stop visiting the site and giving him ad revenue for doing nothing. That’s what I’m doing from now on, I’ll get his work off exhentai
Stop visiting the site and giving him ad revenue. That’s what I’m doing from now on, I’ll get his work off exhentai
ay ay ay la puerca se fue al maiz ay ay ay la puerca se fue al maiz
Believe it or not, I think that the day Shadman decides to ditch this site for good – not saying it’s imminent, but we all know it’s bound to happen at some point – the thing I’ll miss the most is actually… this comment section. Less because of the ability to express my thoughts than because reading all the shitposts has been the funniest part of my daily routine for some time :p
stfu lmao
priceless
You shut up LMAO
Truly, Shädbase has become a dumpster fire. Now let’s all gather around like the hobos we are and shitpost til the fire dies down.
shad even forgot to tell us hes dead
bruh
This is great stuff! More please!
Kik is gay.
Day 40 our God abounded us lol
Dad why’d you leave again??? Please come back…. 😢
He’s choosing what cigarette and milks are the best.
Didn’t read lol
U MEAN CANT READ LOL!
audiobook when
Please stop this cringe
But “ENEFN” is an awesomly wrong game on steam
Shad u doin okay?
@shadbase did you die of covid or what we want new post
Outside of Shadbase? Are we gonna be able to see it or is it more private?
Could I pay you to do a division 2 theme?
I’m a pervert who wants to jerk off to you cocks send them to me on kik at EmpatheticFrog
I’m a pervert who wants to jerk off to your cock. Send me your cocks on kik at EmpatheticFrog
You’re all fucking retarded.
Yet your here being retarded like the rest of us
Thanks for admitting it.
He’s already dead, don’t you see? Depression or covid nailed him.
There’s nothing what we can do.
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR?
You toss that motherfucker overboard.
Shad’s problem is he’s always, “whack this one, whack that one.” Never enough body count for Shadman. Fuck him, let him taste his own medicine.
Holy shit it’s been a month… time really does fly by
Shadman 2 things: 1 stop drawing shiit and return to be the great artist u were before and the second one is are u death or something like that? Its been a month.
It’s been one month!
Just here for the one month anniversary of this PoS drawing he didn’t even color
Just here for the one month anniversary of this PoS comic he didn’t even color
Ooga unga shadbase no post me go kill self
Oonga Oonga me join you too. Shad big shit like James Charles and he draw like three year old disabled baby.
bruh shad hasnt posted in hella long he got the rona