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Do another toy story transcript
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Its the Nightmare Before Christmas. Pretty good movie actually.
NARRATOR
‘Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, in a place
that perhaps you’ve seen in your dreams. For the story that you are
about to be told, took place in the holiday worlds of old. Now, you’ve
probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven’t, I’d say it’s
time you begun.
This Is Halloween
SHADOW
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?
SIAMESE SHADOW
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween
PUMPKIN PATCH CHORUS
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
GHOSTS
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It’s our town, everybody scream
In this town of Halloween
CREATURE UNDER BED
I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
MAN UNDER THE STAIRS
I am the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair
CORPSE CHORUS
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
VAMPIRES
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
MAYOR
In this town, don’t we love it now?
Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise
CORPSE CHORUS
Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can
Something’s waiting now to pounce, and how you’ll scream
HARLEQUIN DEMON, WEREWOLF, AND MELTING MAN
Scream! This is Halloween
Red ‘n’ black, slimy green
WEREWOLF
Aren’t you scared?
WITCHES
Well, that’s just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take the chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night
HANGING TREE
Everybody scream, everybody scream
HANGED MEN
In our town of Halloween
CLOWN
I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace
SECOND GHOUL
I am the “who” when you call, “Who’s there?”
I am the wind blowing through your hair
OOGIE BOOGIE SHADOW
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
CORPSE CHORUS
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!
CHILD CORPSE TRIO
Tender lumplings everywhere
Life’s no fun without a good scare
PARENT CORPSES
That’s our job, but we’re not mean
In our town of Halloween
CORPSE CHORUS
In this town
MAYOR
Don’t we love it now?
MAYOR WITH CORPSE CHORUS
Everyone’s waiting for the next surprise
CORPSE CHORUS
Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Halloween, everybody scream
Won’t ya please make way for a very special guy
Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now
EVERYONE
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
CORPSE CHILD TRIO
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
EVERYONE
La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween! (etc.)
EVERYONE
[applause]
WITCHES
Cackling
CLOWN
It’s over!
BEHEMOTH
We did it!
[tummy bump]
WEREWOLF
Wasn’t it terrifying?
HYDE & CYCLOPS
What a night!
MAYOR
Great Halloween everybody.
JACK
I believe it was our most horrible yet! Thank you everyone.
MAYOR
No, thanks to you, Jack. Without your brilliant leadership –
JACK
Not at all Mayor.
VAMPIRE (fat)
You’re such a scream, Jack
WITCH
You’re a witch’s fondest dream!
WITCH (little)
You made walls fall, Jack
WITCH
Walls fall? You made the very mountains crack, Jack
DR. FINKELSTEIN
The deadly nightshade you slipped me wore off, Sally.
SALLY
Let go!
DR. FINKELSTEIN
You’re not ready for so much excitement!
SALLY
Yes I am!
DR. FINKELSTEIN
You’re coming with me!
SALLY
No I’m not!
[Sally pulls out the thread that’s holding her arm on]
DR. FINKELSTEIN
Come back here you foolish oaf! Ow!
CREATURE FROM BLACK LAGOON
Ooo Jack, you make wounds ooze and flesh crawl.
JACK
Thank you, thank you, thank you — very much
MAYOR
Hold it! We haven’t given out the prizes yet! Our first award goes to
the vampires for most blood drained in a single evening.
[applause]
MAYOR
A frightening and honorable mention goes to the fabulous Dark Lagoon leeches
SAX PLAYER
Nice work, Bone Daddy.
JACK
Yeah, I guess so. Just like last year and the year before that and the
year before that.
[entering graveyard]
Jack’s Lament
Performed by Danny Elfman
There are few who’d deny, at what I do I am the best
For my talents are renowned far and wide
When it comes to surprises in the moonlit night
I excel without ever even trying
With the slightest little effort of my ghostlike charms
I have seen grown men give out a shriek
With the wave of my hand, and a well-placed moan
I have swept the very bravest off their feet
Yet year after year, it’s the same routine
And I grow so weary of the sound of screams
And I, Jack, the Pumpkin King
Have grown so tired of the same old thing
Oh, somewhere deep inside of these bones
An emptiness began to grow
There’s something out there, far from my home
A longing that I’ve never known
I’m the master of fright, and a demon of light
And I’ll scare you right out of your pants
To a guy in Kentucky, I’m Mister Unlucky
And I’m known throughout England and France
And since I am dead, I can take off my head
To recite Shakespearean quotations
No animal nor man can scream like I can
With the fury of my recitations
But who here would ever understand
That the Pumpkin King with the skeleton grin
Would tire of his crown, if they only understood
He’d give it all up if he only could
Oh, there’s an empty place in my bones
That calls out for something unknown
The fame and praise come year after year
Does nothing for these empty tears
[leaving graveyard and entering forest]
SALLY
Jack, I know how you feel.
[Sally gathers herbs]
[back at Dr. Finkelstein’s castle]
DR. FINKELSTEIN
Sally, you’ve come back.
SALLY
I had to.
DR. FINKELSTEIN
For this?
[showing her arm]
SALLY
Yes.
DR. FINKELSTEIN
Shall we then.
That’s twice this month you’ve slipped deadly nightshade into my tea
and run off —
SALLY
Three times!
DR. FINKELSTEIN
You’re mine you know! I made you with my own hands.
SALLY
You can make other creations. I’m restless, I can’t help it.
DR. FINKELSTEIN
It’s a phase my dear, it’ll pass. We need to be patient that’s all.
SALLY
But, I don’t want to be patient.
[forest]
ZERO
bark
JACK
No Zero, not now. I’m not in the mood.
ZERO
bark
JACK
All right. [giving Zero a rib from himself] Here ya go boy.
[Zero gets rib and shows off his nose]
[Back to Halloweentown]
MAYOR
Morning gents [to the band]
[humming This Is Halloween, walks up to Jack’s front door and rings bell]
MAYOR
Jack, you home?
[getting worried, switches face and knocks with desperation then switch
back to happy face]
MAYOR
Jack? I’ve got the plans for next Halloween. I need to go over them
with you so we can get started.
MAYOR (with worried face)
Jack, please, I’m only an elected an official here, I can’t make
decisions by myself. Jack, answer me!!
[falls down steps]
ACCORDION PLAYER
He’s not home.
MAYOR
Where is he?
SAX PLAYER
He hasn’t been home all night.
MAYOR
ooooo
[back to forest]
JACK
(yawning) Where are we? It’s someplace new.
ZERO
bark bark
JACK
What is this?
[Jack sees Valentine’s tree, shamrock tree, Easter egg tree, turkey tree]
JACK
[gasps]
[sees Xmas tree]
[turns knob and gets sucked in]
ZERO
bark bark
JACK
Whoa!!!!
What’s This?
Performed by Danny Elfman
What’s this? What’s this?
There’s color everywhere
What’s this?
There’s white things in the air
What’s this?
I can’t believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Wake up, Jack, this isn’t fair
What’s this?
What’s this? What’s this?
There’s something very wrong
What’s this?
There’s people singing songs
What’s this?
The streets are lined with
Little creatures laughing
Everybody seems so happy
Have I possibly gone daffy?
What is this?
What’s this?
There’s children throwing snowballs
instead of throwing heads
They’re busy building toys
And absolutely no one’s dead
There’s frost on every window
Oh, I can’t believe my eyes
And in my bones I feel the warmth
That’s coming from inside
Oh, look
What’s this?
They’re hanging mistletoe, they kiss
Why that looks so unique, inspired
They’re gathering around to hear a story
Roasting chestnuts on a fire
What’s this?
What’s this?
In here they’ve got a little tree, how queer
And who would ever think
And why?
They’re covering it with tiny little things
They’ve got electric lights on strings
And there’s a smile on everyone
So, now, correct me if I’m wrong
This looks like fun
This looks like fun
Oh, could it be I got my wish?
What’s this?
Oh my, what now?
The children are asleep
But look, there’s nothing underneath
No ghouls, no witches here to scream and scare them
Or ensnare them, only little cozy things
Secure inside their dreamland
What’s this?
The monsters are all missing
And the nightmares can’t be found
And in their place there seems to be
Good feeling all around
Instead of screams, I swear
I can hear music in the air
The smell of cakes and pies
Are absolutely everywhere
The sights, the sounds
They’re everywhere and all around
I’ve never felt so good before
This empty place inside of me is filling up
I simply cannot get enough
I want it, oh, I want it
Oh, I want it for my own
I’ve got to know
I’ve got to know
What is this place that I have found?
What is this?
Christmas Town, hmm…
SANDY CLAWS
Ho Ho Ho Ho ho ho ho ho
JACK
hmm..
[Halloweentown]
CLOWN
This has never happened before.
Witch
It’s suspicious.
Witch (little)
It’s peculiar.
VAMPIRES
It’s scary.
MAYOR
Stand aside.
WEREWOLF
grrrr
MAYOR
Coming through. We’ve got find Jack. There’s only 365 days left till
next Halloween.
WEREWOLF
364!
MAYOR
Is there anywhere we’ve forgotten to check?
Clown
I looked in every mausoleum.
WITCHES
We opened the sarcophagi.
Hyde
I tromped through the pumpkin patch.
VAMPIRE
I peeked behind the Cyclops’s eye. I did! But he wasn’t there.
MAYOR
It’s time to sound the alarms.
[DR. FINKELSTEIN’s castle]
SALLY
Frog’s breath will overpower any odor. Bitter. [coughing] Worm’s
wart. Where’s that worm’s wart?
DR. FINKELSTEIN
Sally, that soup ready yet?
SALLY
Coming….lunch
DR. FINKELSTEIN
Ah, what’s that? Worm’s wart, mmm, and…frog’s breath.
SALLY
What’s wrong? I-I thought you liked frog’s breath.
DR. FINKELSTEIN
Nothing’s more suspicious than frog’s breath. Until you taste it I won’t
swallow a spoonful.
SALLY
I’m not hungry… [knocking spoon] Oops!
DR. FINKELSTEIN
You want me to starve. An old man like me who hardly has strength as it
is. Me, to whom you owe your very life.
SALLY
Oh don’t be silly. [eats soup with trick spoon] Mmmm, see. Scrumptious.
[Dr. Finkelstein eats soup]
[Halloween]
MAYOR
Did anyone think to dredge the lake?
VAMPIRE
Ah, this morning!
ZERO
barks
Witch
Hear that?
Witch (little)
What?
Witch
Shh!
ZERO
barks
VAMPIRE
Zero!
[fanfare as Jack and Zero arrive]
Kid
Jack’s back!
MAYOR
Where have you been?
JACK
Call a town meeting and I’ll tell everyone all about it.
MAYOR
When?
JACK
Immediately!
MAYOR
[in his mayor truck]
Town meeting, town meeting, town meeting tonight, town meeting tonight
[at meeting]
Clown
[giggles as he hits Sally]
JACK
Listen everyone. I want to tell you about Christmastown.
Town Meeting Song
Performed by Danny Elfman and Cast
JACK
There are objects so peculiar
They were not to be believed
All around, things to tantalize my brain
It’s a world unlike anything I’ve ever seen
And as hard as I try
I can’t seem to describe
Like a most improbable dream
But you must believe when I tell you this
It’s as real as my skull and it does exist
Here, let me show you
This is a thing called a present
The whole thing starts with a box
DEVIL
A box?
is it steel?
WEREWOLF
Are there locks?
HARLEOUIN DEMON
Is it filled with a pox?
DEVIL, WEREWOLF, HARLEQUIN DEMON
A pox
How delightful, a pox
JACK
If you please
Just a box with bright-colored paper
And the whole thing’s topped with a bow
WITCHES
A bow?
But why?
How ugly
What’s in it?
What’s in it?
JACK
That’s the point of the thing, not to know
CLOWN
It’s a bat
Will it bend?
CREATURE UNDER THE STAIRS
It’s a rat
Will it break?
UNDERSEA GAL
Perhaps it s the head that I found in the lake
JACK
Listen now, you don’t understand
That’s not the point of Christmas land
Now, pay attention
We pick up an oversized sock
And hang it like this on the wall
MR. HYDE
Oh, yes! Does it still have a foot?
MEDIUM MR. HYDE
Let me see, let me look
SMALL MR. HYDE
Is it rotted and covered with gook?
JACK
Um, let me explain
There’s no foot inside, but there’s candy
Or sometimes it’s filled with small toys
MUMMY AND WINGED DEMON
Small toys
WINGED DEMON
Do they bite?
MUMMY
Do they snap?
WINGED DEMON
Or explode in a sack?
CORPSE KID
Or perhaps they just spring out
And scare girls and boys
MAYOR
What a splendid idea
This Christmas sounds fun
I fully endorse it
Let’s try it at once
JACK
Everyone, please now, not so fast
There’s something here that you don’t quite grasp
Well, I may as well give them what they want
And the best, I must confess, I have saved for the last
For the ruler of this Christmas land
Is a fearsome king with a deep mighty voice
Least that’s what I’ve come to understand
And I’ve also heard it told
That he’s something to behold
Like a lobster, huge and red
When he sets out to slay with his rain gear on
Carting bulging sacks with his big great arms
That is, so I’ve heard it said
And on a dark, cold night
Under full moonlight
He flies into a fog
Like a vulture in the sky
And they call him Sandy Claws
Well, at least they’re excited
But they don’t understand
That special kind of feeling in Christmas land
Oh, well…
[Jack’s house]
JACK
There’s got to be a logical way to explain this Xmas thing.
[Dr. Finkelstein’s castle]
DR. FINKELSTEIN
You’ve poisoned me for the last time you wretched girl.
[locks Sally away]
[dingdong]
DR. FINKELSTEIN
Oh my head…the door is open.
JACK
Hel-lo
DR. FINKELSTEIN
Jack Skellington, up here my boy.
JACK
Dr. I need to borrow some equipment.
DR. FINKELSTEIN
Is that so, whatever for?
JACK
I’m conducting a series of experiments.
DR. FINKELSTEIN
How perfectly marvelous. Curiosity killed the cat, you know.
JACK
I know.
DR. FINKELSTEIN
Come on into the lab and we’ll get you all fixed up.
SALLY
Hmm. Experiments?
[Jack’s house]
JACK
Zero, I’m home.
[Jack examines & experiments with Xmas stuff]
JACK
Interesting reaction….but what does it mean?
[Sally’s room]
[after Sally jumps to give Jack his basket…]
DR. FINKELSTEIN
You can come out now if you promise to behave. Sally. Sally. Oooh! Gone
again!
[Jack’s house]
[Sally gives Jack his basket and sneaks off and picks a flower which
catches on fire]
Jack’s Obsession
Performed by Danny Elfman and Cast
CITIZENS OF HALLOWEEN
Something’s up with Jack
Something’s up with Jack
Don’t know if we’re ever going to get him back
He’s all alone up there
Locked away inside
Never says a word
Hope he hasn’t died
Something’s up with Jack
Something’s up with Jack
JACK
Christmas time is buzzing in my skull
Will it let me be? I cannot tell
There’s so many things I cannot grasp
When I think I’ve got it, and then at last
Through my bony fingers it does slip
Like a snowflake in a fiery grip
Something here I’m not quite getting
Though I try, I keep forgetting
Like a memory long since past
Here in an instant, gone in a flash
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
In these little bric-a-brac
A secret’s waiting to be cracked
These dolls and toys confuse me so
Confound it all, I love it though
Simple objects, nothing more
But something’s hidden through a door
Though I do not have the key
Something’s there I cannot see
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Hmm…
I’ve read these Christmas books so many times
I know the stories and I know the rhymes
I know the Christmas carols all by heart
My skull’s so full, it’s tearing me apart
As often as I’ve read them, something’s wrong
So hard to put my bony finger on
Or perhaps it’s really not as deep
As I’ve been led to think
Am I trying much too hard?
Of course! I’ve been too close to see
The answer’s right in front of me
Right in front of me
It’s simple really, very clear
Like music drifting in the air
Invisible, but everywhere
Just because I cannot see it
Doesn’t mean I can’t believe it
You know, I think this Christmas thing
It’s not as tricky as it seems
And why should they have all the fun?
It should belong to anyone
Not anyone, in fact, but me
Why, I could make a Christmas tree
And there’s no reason I can find
I couldn’t handle Christmas time
I bet I could improve it too
And that’s exactly what I’ll do
Hee,hee,hee
JACK
Eureka!! This year, Christmas will be ours!
MAYOR
Patience, everyone. Jack has a special Job for each of us. Dr.
Finkelstein, your Xmas assignment is ready. Dr. Finkelstein to the front
of the line.
VAMPIRE
What kind of a noise is that for a baby to make?
JACK
Perhaps it can be improved?
VAMPIRES
No problem!
JACK
I knew it! Dr. thank you for coming. We need some of these.
[showing picture of Santa and sleigh]
DR. FINKELSTEIN
Hmm.. their construction should be exceedingly simple. I think.
MAYOR
How horrible our Xmas will be.
JACK
No–how jolly.
MAYOR
[switches face]
Oh, how jolly our Xmas will be. [gets pelted] What are you doing here?
LOCK
Jack sent for us.
SHOCK
Specifically.
BARREL
By name.
LOCK
Lock
SHOCK
Shock
BARREL
Barrel
MAYOR
Jack, Jack it’s Oogie’s boys!
JACK
Ah, Halloween’s finest trick or treaters. The job I have for you is top
secret. It requires craft, cunning, mischief.
SHOCK
And we thought you didn’t like us, Jack.
[giggles]
JACK
Absolutely no one is to know about it. Not a soul. Now–
[whispers to LS&B]
And one more thing — leave that no account Ooogie Boogie out of this!
BARREL
Whatever you say, Jack.
SHOCK
Of course Jack.
LOCK
Wouldn’t dream of it Jack.
[all said with their fingers crossed]
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Performed by Paul Reubens, Catherine O’Hara, and Danny Elfman
LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL
Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws
LOCK
I wanna do it
BARREL
Let’s draw straws
SHOCK
Jack said we should work together
Three of a kind
LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL
Birds of a feather
Now and forever
Wheeee
La, la, la, la, la
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights
SHOCK
First, we’re going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate
LOCK
Wait! I’ve got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man
Let’s pop him in a boiling pot
And when he’s done we’ll butter him up
LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks
SHOCK
Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man
Can take the whole thing over then
He’ll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rare
LOCK,SHOCK, AND BARREL
Wheeee
LOCK
I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door
And then knock three times
And when he answers
Sandy Claws will be no more
SHOCK
You’re so stupid, think now
lf we blow him up to smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Jack will beat us black and green
LOCK,SHOCK, AND BARREL
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then, see if he is sad
LOCK AND SHOCK
Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie list, I’d get out of town
BARREL
He’ll be so pleased by our success
That he’ll reward us too, I’ll bet
LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL
Perhaps he’ll make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew
Ummm!
We’re his little henchmen and
We take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side
SHOCK
I wish my cohorts weren’t so dumb
BARREL
I’m not the dumb one
LOCK
You’re no fun
SHOCK
Shut up
LOCK
Make me
SHOCK
I’ve got something, listen now
This one is real good, you’ll see
We’ll send a present to his door
Upon there’ll be a note to read
Now, in the box we’ll wait and hide
Until his curiosity entices him to look inside
BARREL
And then we’ll have him
One, two, three
LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick
Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then, throw away the key
OOGIE BOOGIE
Sandy Claws..hahaha
[city hall]
JACK
It goes something like this. [Jingle bells]
How about it? Think you can manage?
PERSON INSIDE BASS
a one, and a two, and a three, and a. . .
[Jingle in a flat key by the band]
MAYOR
Next!
JACK
Fantastic! Now why don’t you all practice on that and we’ll be in great
shape. Sally, I need your help more than anyone’s.
SALLY
You certainly do, Jack. I had the most terrible vision.
JACK
That’s splendid.
SALLY
No, it was about your Xmas. There was smoke and fire.
JACK
That not my Xmas. My Xmas is filled with laughter and joy and this–my
Sandy Claws outfit. I want you to make it.
SALLY
Jack, please, listen to me–it’s going to be a disaster.
JACK
How could it be–just follow the pattern. This part is red, the trim is
white.
SALLY
It’s a mistake, Jack.
JACK
Now don’t be modest, who else is clever enough to make my Sandy claws outfit.
MAYOR
Next!
JACK
I have every confidence in you.
SALLY
But it seems wrong to me, very wrong.
[to Behemoth]
JACK
This device is called a nutcracker.
LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL
Jack, Jack we caught him we caught him.
JACK
Perfect! Open it up. Quickly!
[opens to reveal the Easter bunny]
JACK
That’s not Sandy Claws!
SHOCK
It isn’t?
BARREL
Who is it?
BEHEMOTH
Bunny!
JACK
Not Sandy Claws…take him back!
LOCK
We followed your instructions–
BARREL
we went through the door–
JACK
Which door? There’s more than one. Sandy Claws is behind the door
shaped like this.
[shows Xmas cookie in shape of tree]
SHOCK
I told you!
[LS&B start fighting]
JACK
Arr!! [making scary face at LS&B]
JACK
I’m very sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Take him home first and
apologize again. Be careful with Sandy Claws when you fetch him. Treat
him nicely.
LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL
Got it. We’ll get it right next time.
[Dr. Finkelstein’s castle]
DR. FINKELSTEIN
You will be a decided improvement over that treacherous Sally.
IGOR
Master, the plans.
DR. FINKELSTEIN
Excellent, Igor.
[throws him a dog bone]
Making Christmas
Performed by Danny Elfman and the Citizens of Halloween
CLOWN
This time, this time
GROUP
Making Christmas
ACCORDION PLAYER
Making Christmas
MAYOR
Making Christmas, making Christmas
Is so fine
GROUP
It’s ours this time
And won’t the children be surprised
It’s ours this time
CHILD CORPSE
Making Christmas
MUMMY
Making Christmas
MUMMY AND CORPSE CHILD
Making Christmas
WITCHES
Time to give them something fun
WITCHES AND CREATURE LADY
They’ll talk about for years to come
GROUP
Let’s have a cheer from everyone
It’s time to party
DUCK TOY
Making Christmas, making Christmas
VAMPIRES
Snakes and mice get wrapped up so nice
With spider legs and pretty bows
VAMPIRES AND WINGED DEMON
It’s ours this time
CORPSE FATHER
All together, that and this
CORPSE FATHER, WOLF MAN
With all our tricks we’re
CORPSE FATHER, WOLF MAN, DEVIL
Making Christmastime
WOLF MAN
Here comes Jack
JACK
I don’t believe what’s happening to me
My hopes, my dreams, my fantasies
Hee, hee, hee, hee
HARLEQUIN
Won’t they be impressed, I am a genius
See how I transformed this old rat
Into a most delightful hat
JACK
Hmm, my compliments from me to you
On this your most intriguing hat
Consider though this substitute
A bat in place of this old rat
Huh! No, no, no, now that’s all wrong
This thing will never make a present
It’s been dead now for much too long
Try something fresher, something pleasant
Try again, don’t give up
THREE MR. HYDES
All together, that and this
With all our tricks we’re making Christmastime
(Instrumental)
GROUP
This time, this time
JACK
It’s ours!
GROUP
Making Christmas, making Christmas
La, la, la
It’s almost here
GROUP AND WOLF MAN
And we can’t wait
GROUP AND HARLEOUIN
So ring the bells and celebrate
GROUP
‘Cause when the full moon starts to climb
We’ll all sing out
JACK
It’s Christmastime
Hee, hee, hee
[Christmastown]
SANDY CLAWS
Kathleen, Bobby, Susie, yes, Susie’s been nice. Nice, nice, naughty,
nice, nice, nice. There are hardly any naughty children this year.
[door chime: jingle all the way]
SANDY CLAWS
Now who could that be?
LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL
Trick or treat!
SANDY CLAWS
Huh?
[back to Halloweentown]
[to Jack in Sandy garb]
SALLY
You don’t look like yourself Jack, not at all.
JACK
Isn’t that wonderful. It couldn’t be more wonderful!
SALLY
But you’re the Pumpkin King.
JACK
Not anymore. And I feel so much better now.
SALLY
Jack, I know you think something’s missing. But —
[pricks Jack’s finger with needle]
JACK
SALLY
Sorry
JACK
You’re right, something is missing but what? I’ve got the beard, the
coat, the boots —
LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL
Jack, Jack this time we bagged him!
LOCK
This time we really did!
BARREL
He sure is big Jack!
SHOCK
And heavy!
SANDY CLAWS
Let me out!
JACK
Sandy Claws in person. What a pleasure to meet you. Why you have
hands! You don’t have claws at all.
SANDY CLAWS
Where am I?
JACK
Surprised aren’t you? I knew you would be. You don’t need to have
another worry about Xmas this year.
SANDY CLAWS
What?
JACK
Consider this a vacation Sandy, a reward. It’s your turn to take it easy.
SANDY CLAWS
But there must be some mistake!
JACK
See that he’s comfortable. Just a second fellows. Of course, that’s
what I’m missing.
SANDY CLAWS
But —
JACK
Thanks! [took Sandy’s hat]
SANDY CLAWS
You just can’t… Hold on where are we going now?
JACK
ho ho ho
SALLY
This is worse than I thought, much worse. I know…
SANDY CLAWS
Me? On vacation on Xmas eve?
BARREL
Where are we taking him?
SALLY
Where?
LOCK
To Oogie boogie, of course. There isn’t anywhere in the whole world more
comfortable than that and Jack said to make him comfortable. Didn’t he?
SHOCK & BARREL
Yes he did.
SANDY CLAWS
Haven’t you heard of peace on earth and good will toward men?
LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL
No!
[Dr. Finkelstein’s castle]
[getting fog juice]
SALLY
This’ll stop Jack.
[working on new creation to replace Sally]
DR. FINKELSTEIN
What a joy to think of all we’ll have in common. We’ll have
conversations worth having.
[Oogie’s]
LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL
[laughing]
SANDY CLAWS
Don’t do this. Naughty children never get any presents.
SHOCK
I think he might be too big.
LOCK
No he’s not. If he can go down a chimney, he can fit down here!
[in Oogie’s lair]
Oogie Boogie’s Song
Performed by Ken Page with Ed lvory
OOGIE BOOGIE
Well, well, well, what have we here?
Sandy Claws, huh?
Oh, I’m really scared
So you’re the one everybody’s talkin’ about, ha, ha
You’re jokin’, you’re jokin’
I can’t believe my eyes
You’re jokin’ me, you gotta be
This can’t be the right guy
He’s ancient, he’s ugly
I don’t know which is worse
I might just split a seam now
If I don’t die laughing first
Mr. Oogie Boogie says
There’s trouble close at hand
You’d better pay attention now
‘Cause I’m the Boogie Man
And if you aren’t shakin’
There’s something very wrong
‘Cause this may be the last time
You hear the boogie song, ohhh
THREE SKELETONS
Ohhh
OOGIE BOOGIE
Ohhh
TWO SKELETONS IN VICE
Ohhh
OOGIE BOOGIE
Ohhh
THREE BATS
Ohhh, he’s the Oogie Boogie Man
SANTA
Release me now
Or you must face the dire consequences
The children are expecting me
So please, come to your senses
OOGIE BOOGIE
You’re jokin’, you’re jokin’
I can’t believe my ears
Would someone shut this fella up
I’m drownin’ in my tears
It’s funny, I’m laughing
You really are too much
And now, with your permission
I’m going to do my stuff
SANTA
What are you going to do?
OOGIE BOOGIE
I’m gonna do the best I can
Oh, the sound of rollin’ dice
To me is music in the air
‘Cause I’m a gamblin’ Boogie Man
Although I don’t play fair
It’s much more fun, I must confess
With lives on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that’d be just fine
SANTA
Release me fast or you will have to
Answer for this heinous act
OOGIE BOOGIE
Oh, brother, you’re something
You put me in a spin
You aren’t comprehending
The position that you’re in
It’s hopeless, you’re finished
You haven’t got a prayer
‘Cause I’m Mr. Oogie Boogie
And you ain’t going nowhere
[LS&B laughing]
[back to Halloweentown]
[Sally pouring fog juice into fountain]
[Jack appears from coffin and there’s applause]
MAYOR
Think of us as you soar triumphantly through the sky outshining every
star. Your silhouette a dark blot on the moon, you who are our pride,
you who are our glory, you who have frightened billions into an early grave.
[the fog starts to get worse]
MAYOR
You who have eh, devastated the souls of the living…
JACK
Oh no! We can’t take off in this! The reindeer can’t see an inch in
front of their noses.
SALLY
Whew!
VAMPIRE
This fog’s as thick as, as…
CYCLOPS
Jelly brains
VAMPIRE
Thicker!
JACK
There go all of my hope, my precious plans, my glorious dreams.
Kid
[crying] There goes Xmas.
ZERO
barks
JACK
No Zero, down boy. My what a brilliant nose you have. The better to
light my way! To the head of the team, Zero! We’re off!
SALLY
Wait Jack, no!
[Jack is off!]
[cheers]
JACK
ho ho ha ha ha
SALLY
Good bye Jack, my dearest Jack. Oh how I hope my premonition is wrong.
Sally’s Song
Performed by Catherine O’Hara
I sense there’s something in the wind
That feels like tragedy’s at hand
And though I’d like to stand by him
Can’t shake this feeling that I have
The worst is just around the bend
And does he notice my feelings for him?
And will he see how much he means to me?
I think it’s not to be
What will become of my dear friend?
Where will his actions lead us then?
Although I’d like to join the crowd
In their enthusiastic cloud
Try as I may, it doesn’t last
And will we ever end up together?
No, I think not, it’s never to become
For I am not the one
[Jack playing Sandy]
JACK
ho ho ho ho ho ho he he he
[lands loudly & wakes up little kid]
A little kid
Santa!
[sees Jack]
[gasps] Santa?
JACK
Merry Xmas! And what is your name?
Kid
uh uh
JACK
That’s all right. I have a special present for you anyway.
There you go sonny. Hohohohehehe
[goes back up chimney]
Mother
And what did Santa bring you honey?
[pulls out shrunken head]
[mother and father scream]
JACK
Merry Xmas!
Cop
[ON PHONE]
Hello, police.
[frantic peanuts-type talk]
Attacked by Xmas toys? That’s strange. That’s the second toy complaint
we’ve had.
JACK
hohohohehehe
[killer wreath, snake, vampire toy, killer duck]
[screams]
[Jack puts toys down chimneys]
[screams]
[Jack in the box chases fat kid]
JACK
You’re welcome one and all!
Cop
[on phone]
Where’d you spot him?
—Fast as we can, ma’am
—Police
—I know, I know a skeleton
—Keep calm
—Turn off all the lights
—Make sure the doors are Locked
—Hello, police
Newscaster
Reports are pouring in from all over the globe
that an impostor is shamelessly impersonating Santa Claus,
mocking and mangling this joyous holiday.
Halloween residents
[cheers]
Newscaster
Police assure us that this moment, military units are mobilizing to stop
the perpetrator of this heinous crime.
SALLY
[over the Newscaster]
Jack, someone has to help Jack. Where’d they take that Sandy Claws?
Newscaster
–Come back and save Xmas
JACK
Look Zero, search lights!
[firing at Jack]
JACK
They’re celebrating! They’re thanking us for doing such a good job.
[almost hits Zero]
JACK
Whoa, careful down there, you almost hit us.
ZERO
bark
JACK
It’s ok, Zero. Head higher!
[Oogie lair]
OOGIE BOOGIE
Are you a gamblin man, Sandy? Let’s play.
[sees sally’s leg]
OOGIE BOOGIE
Mmmm.. my, my….what have we here?
[Sally’s hands start to rescue Sandy]
SALLY
[whispering] I’ll get you out of here.
OOGIE BOOGIE
Ah, lovely. Tickle, tickle, tickle. Tickle, tickle, tickle.
[Sally’s hands untie Sandy]
[Oogie realizes that there’s no body to the leg]
OOGIE BOOGIE
What?!? You trying to make a dupe out of me?
[Oogie sucks Sandy and Sally back in]
[back to Jack]
JACK
Who’s next on my list. Ah, little Harry and Jordan. Won’t they be
surprised.
[sleigh gets hit]
JACK
They’re trying to hit us! ZERO!
ZERO
Bark
[sleigh gets hit]
[as Jack’s falling]
JACK
Merry Xmas to all and to all a good night…
[Halloween]
WEREWOLF
howl!
MAYOR (with white face)
I knew this Xmas thing was a bad idea. I felt it in my gut. Terrible
news folks. The worst tragedy of our times. Jack has been blown to
smithereens. Terrible, terrible news.
[back to “normal” town]
Cop
[in car]
Attention, attention citizens. Terrible news. There’s still no sign of
Santa Claus. Although the impostor has been shot down, it looks like
Xmas will have to be canceled this year. I repeat the impostor has been
shot down but there’s still no sign ……
[Jack in cemetery]
Poor Jack
Performed by Danny Elfman
What have I done?
What have I done?
How could I be so blind?
All is lost, where was I?
Spoiled all, spoiled all
Everything’s gone all wrong
What have I done?
What have I done?
Find a deep cave to hide in
In a million years they’ll find me
Only dust and a plaque
That reads, ‘Here Lies Poor Old Jack”
But I never intended all this madness, never
And nobody really understood, well how could they?
That all I ever wanted was to bring them something great
Why does nothing ever turn out like it should?
Well, what the heck, I went and did my best
And, by god, I really tasted something swell
And for a moment, why, I even touched the sky
And at least I left some stories they can tell, I did
And for the first time since I don’t remember when
I felt just like my old bony self again
And I, Jack, the Pumpkin King
That’s right! I am the Pumpkin King, ha, ha, ha, ha
And I just can’t wait until next Halloween
‘Cause I’ve got some new ideas that will really make them scream
And, by God, I’m really going to give it all my might
Uh oh, I hope there’s still time to set things right
Sandy Claws, hmm
[Oogie lair]
SALLY
You wait till Jack hears about this. By the time he’s through with you,
you’ll be lucky if you…
MAYOR
The king of Halloween has been blown to smithereens. Skeleton Jack is
now a pile of dust.
SALLY
[gasp]
JACK
Come on Zero. Xmas isn’t over yet!
OOGIE BOOGIE
What’s that you were saying about luck, rag doll?
SALLY
Help, help, help, help
OOGIE BOOGIE
Sandy, looks like it’s Oogie’s turn to boogie.
SALLY
[scream]
OOGIE BOOGIE
one 2 3 4 5 6 7 — hahaha
SANDY CLAWS
This can’t be happening!
OOGIE BOOGIE
Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust. Oh, I’m feeling weak…with hunger.
One more roll of the dice oughta do it. Haha [rolls dice]
What! Snake eyes. [bang on table]
Eleven! Haha looks like I won the jackpot!
Bye bye doll face and sandman.
Ha, ha, ha
[about to dump Sally & Sandy Claus into the lava]
What the…
JACK
Hello Oogie
OOGIE BOOGIE
Jack, but they said you were dead. You must be double dead.
Well come on bone man.
ZERO
bark bark
OOGIE BOOGIE
oooo ooo ooo. Pull an arm. ha ha
SALLY
Jack look out!
OOGIE BOOGIE
So long, Jack. haha
JACK
How dare you treat my friends so shamefully.
[Jack pulls the thread that came loose that held Oogie together]
OOGIE BOOGIE
Now look what you’ve done. My bugs, my bugs, my bugs, bye bye bye
JACK
Forgive me Mr. claws, I’m afraid I’ve made a terrible mess
of your holiday.
SANDY CLAWS
Bumpy sleigh ride, Jack? The next time you get the urge to take over
someone else’s holiday, I’d listen to her! She’s the only one who makes
any sense around this insane asylum!
Skeletons….
JACK
I hope there’s still time–
SANDY CLAWS
To fix Xmas? Of course there is, I’m Santa Claus!
[and laying a finger aside of his nose, up Oogie’s chimney he rose]
SALLY
He’ll fix things Jack. He knows what to do.
JACK
How did you get down here Sally?
SALLY
Oh, I was trying to, well, I wanted to, to —
JACK
to help me
SALLY
I couldn’t just let you just…
JACK
Sally, I can’t believe I never realized…that you…
MAYOR
Jack, Jack!
BARREL
Here he is!
LOCK
Alive!
SHOCK
Just like we said.
MAYOR
Grab a hold my boy!
JACK & SALLY
whoa!
NEWSCASTER
Good news, folks. Santa Claus, the one and only has finally been
spotted. Old Saint Nick appears to be traveling at supersonic speed.
He’s setting things right, bringing joy and cheer wherever he goes. Yes
folks, Kris Kringle has pulled it out of the bag and delivered Xmas to
excited children all over the world!
Finale
Performed by Danny Elfman, Catherine O’Hara, and the Citizens of Halloween
CHORUS
La, la, la, (etc.)
Jack’s OK, and he’s back, OK
CHILD CORPSE AND CHORUS
He’s all right
MAYOR AND CHORUS
Let’s shout, make a fuss
Scream it out, wheee
CHORUS
Jack is back now, everyone sing
In our town of Halloween
JACK
It’s great to be home!
SANDY CLAWS
Hohohohoho
Happy Halloween!
[Sandy Claws brings snow to Halloween]
JACK
Merry Xmas!
CHILD CORPSE
What’s this?
CYCLOPS
What’s this?
HARLEQUIN DEMON
I haven’t got a clue
MR. HYDE
What’s this?
CLOWN
Why it’s completely new
OFF-SCREEN VOICE
What’s this?
WOLFMAN
Must be a Christmas thing
OFF-SCREEN VOICE
What’s this?
MAYOR
It’s really very strange
CHORUS
This is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
What’s this?
What’s this?
(Repeat)
DR. FINKELSTEIN
Careful, my precious jewel!
[Dr. F. with his new wife!]
JACK
My dearest friend, if you don’t mind
I’d like to join you by your side
Where we can gaze into the stars
JACK AND SALLY
And sit together, now and forever
For it is plain as anyone can see
We’re simply meant to be
[at the end of FINALE, Zero zooms off into the heavens]
THE END!
Buzz Lightyear mission log.
All signs point to this planet
as the location of Zurg’s fortress…
but there seems to be no sign
of intelligent life anywhere.
Come to me, my prey.
To infinity and beyond!
So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear,
for the last time.
Not today, Zurg!
– Oh, no! No! No, no, no, no, no!
– Oh! You almost had it.
– I’m never gonna defeat Zurg!
– Sure you will, Rex.
– In fact, you’re
a better Buzz than I am.
– But look at my little arms!
I can’t press the fire button
and jump at the same time!
Where is it, where is it?
Where is it?
– Uh, Woody?
– Huh?
Oh! Hang on, cowboy.
– Woody, are you all right?
– Yeah, yeah, I’m fine, Buzz.
Okay, here’s your list of things
to do while I’m gone.
Batteries need to be changed.
Toys at the bottom of the chest
need to be rotated.
Oh, and make sure everyone attends
Mr Spell’s seminar on what to do
if you or part of you is swallowed.
– Okay? Okay. Good, okay.
– Woody, you haven’t found
your hat yet, have you?
No! And Andy’s leaving
for cowboy camp any minute,
and I can’t find it anywhere!
Don’t worry, Woody.
In just a few hours you’ll be
sitting around a campfire with Andy…
making delicious hot “sch’moes.”
– They’re called s’mores, Buzz.
– Right. Right. Of course.
– Has anyone found Woody’s hat yet?
– Keep looking, men! Dig deeper!
Negatory! Still searching!
The lawn gnome next door says it’s not
in the yard, but he’ll keep lookin’.
It’s not in Molly’s room.
We’ve looked everywhere.
– I found it!
– You found my hat?
Your hat? No!
The missus lost her earring.
– Oh, my little sweet potato!
– Oh, you found it!
Oh, it’s so nice to have
a big, strong spud around the house.
Oh, great. That’s just great. This’ll be
the first year I miss cowboy camp,
all because of my stupid hat.
– Woody, look under your boot.
– Don’t be silly.
My hat is not under my boot.
– Would you just look?
– Oh! You see? No hat.
– Just the word “Andy.”
– Uh-huh.
And the boy who wrote that would take
you to camp, with or without your hat.
I’m sorry, Bo. It’s just that I’ve
been looking forward to this all year.
– It’s my one time with just me and Andy.
– You’re cute when you care.
Bo, not in front of Buzz.
Let him look.
Miss Peep! Your sheep!
Hey, kids, this is Al from Al’s Toy Barn
and I’m sittin’on some good deals here.
Ow! I think I’m feeling
a deal hatching right now!
Whoa! Let’s see what we got. We got
boats for a buck, beanies for a buck…
– Rex, turn it off! Someone’s gonna hear!
– Which one is off?
Buck, buck, buck! And that’s cheap,
cheap, cheap! So hurry on down…
For cryin’ out loud, it’s this one!
– I despise that chicken.
– Fellas!
Fellas! Okay, I got some good news
and I got some bad news.
– Go ahead, tell us!
– What news?
– The good news is,
I found your hat, Woody.
– My hat! Oh!
Slink, thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
– Where’d you find it?
– Well, that’s the bad news.
– Oh! It’s Buster!
– Canine alert!
Man your battle stations!
Let’s move, move, move!
Woody! Hide, quick!
Okay, okay, okay. Okay! Okay!
You found me! Buster! All right!
– Hey, how did he do, Hamm?
– Eh, looks like a new record.
Okay, boy, sit.
Reach for the sky.
Gotcha!
Ohh! Great job, boy.
Who’s gonna miss me
while I’m gone, huh?
Who’s gonna miss me?
Who’s gonna miss me?
– Andy, you got all your stuff?
– Okay. Have a good weekend, everybody.
– I’ll see you Sunday night.
– It’s in my room!
Stick ’em up!
I guess
we’ll work on that later.
– Woody, ready to go to cowboy camp?
– Andy, honey, come on.
– Five minutes, and we’re leavin’.
– Five minutes. Hmm.
Help, help! Somebody help me!
Let her go,
evil Dr Pork Chop!
Never!
You must choose, Sheriff Woody.
How shall she die?
Shark, or death by monkeys?
– Choose!
– I choose Buzz Lightyear!
– What? That’s not a choice!
– To infinity and beyond!
– I’ll save you, Miss Peep!
– My hero!
– Thanks, Buzz.
– No problem, buddy.
You should never tangle
with the unstoppable duo
of Woody and Buzz Lightyear!
Oh, no.
Andy, let’s go!
Molly’s already in her car seat.
– But, Mom, Woody’s arm ripped.
– Oh, no.
– Maybe we can fix him on the way.
– No, just leave him.
I’m sorry, honey,
but you know toys don’t last forever.
– What happened?
– Woody’s been shelved.
Andy.
– Woody?
– Woody?
Honey, are you okay?
Yee-haw! Ride ’em, cowboy! Whoo!
– He’s back? Hey, everybody!
– Yeah, giddy-up! Yeah, giddy-up!
– Andy’s back!
He’s back early from cowboy camp!
– Places, everybody! Andy’s comin’!
Yeah!
Hey, Woody, did you miss me?
Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up!
Ride ’em, cowboy!
Oh. I forgot.
You’re broken.
I don’t wanna play with you any more.
No! Andy! No!
No, Andy, no!
Andy! Andy! Andy!
Bye, Woody.
No, no! Andy!
– Wheezy, is that you?
– Hey, Woody.
What are you doing up here?
I thought Mom took you to get
your squeaker fixed months ago.
– Andy was so upset.
– Nah.
She just told him that to calm him down
and then put me on the shelf.
– Well, why didn’t you yell for help?
– Well, I tried squeakin’.
But I’m still broken.
No one could hear me.
Besides, the dust
aggravates my condition.
What’s the point
in prolonging the inevitable?
We’re all just one stitch away
from here to there.
“Yard sale.”
Yard sale?
Yard sale! Guys, wake up, wake up!
There’s a yard sale outside!
– Yard sale?
– Sarge! Emergency roll call!
Sir, yes, sir! Red alert!
All civilians fall in position now!
Single file!
Let’s move, move, move!
– Hamm.
– Here.
– Potato Head, Mr and Mrs.
– Here.
Troikas. Check.
Check, check, check, check.
– I hate yard sales.
– Slinky.
Someone’s coming!
Okay, let’s see what’s up here.
Bye, Woody.
Wheezy! Oh, come on.
Think, think, Woody.
Think, think, think… Oh!
Hey, here, boy!
Here, Buster! Up here!
No. No, no…
No, no, no!
Okay, boy, to the yard sale!
Hyah!
– What’s goin’ on?
– Woody!
– He’s nuts!
– His arm ain’t that bad.
Don’t do it, Woody!
We love you!
Careful on the steps now.
– Hi. Can I help you?
– Okay, boy, let’s go.
And keep it casual.
Not that casual.
– Piggy bank comin’ through.
Comin through.
– Hey, let me see.
– Is he out there?
– Can you see him?
– There he is.
– Oh! He’s getting in the box!
– He’s sellin’ himself for cents!
– Oh, Woody, you’re worth more than that.
– Hold on, hold on, hold on.
He’s got something.
– It’s Wheezy!
– Wheezy?
– Wheezy?
Hey! It’s not suicide!
It’s a rescue!
Good boy, Buster.
Hold still.
– There. There you go, pal.
– Bless you, Woody.
All right, now,
back to Andy’s room. Hyah!
– Way to go, cowboy.
– Yea, Woodster!
– Golly bob howdy!
Woody! I-I’m slippin’!
Mommy! Mommy, look! Look at this!
Mommy, look, it’s a cowboy dolly!
– Hey, that’s not her toy!
– No, no, no, no, no!
– What’s that little gal
think she’s doin’?
– Mommy, Mommy!
– Can we get it, please? Mommy, please?
– Oh, honey, you don’t want this toy.
It’s broken.
There’s a snake in my boot.
Original hand-painted face.
Natural-dyed, blanket-stitched vest!
Hmm. A little rip. Fixable.
Oh, if only you had your
hand-stitched, polyvinyl hat!
I found him!
I found him, I found him!
Buster! Quiet down!
Excuse me. Can I help you?
– Uh, how much for all this stuff?
– Yeah, you can help take his paws
off my pal.
I’ll give you, eh, cents
for all this junk.
– Oh, now, h-how did this get down here?
– Just hand her the sheriff.
– Oh, a pro.
– Nice and easy.
– Very well. Five dollars.
– I’m sorry. It’s an old family toy.
– Now just walk away.
– Wait!
– The other way.
– Uh, I’ll give you bucks for him.
– Fifty bucks ain’t bad.
– It’s not for sale.
Everything’s for sale.
O-Or trade.
– Uh, you like my watch?
– Sorry.
– He’s safe.
– Way to go, Andy’s mom!
– Whew. That was close.
– All right! She showed him.
– But, lady…
– Molly, don’t touch that, please.
– Lady. Lady. Lady!
Yeah, go home, Mr Fancy Car.
– Oh.
– Hold on.
– What’s up?
– Molly?
– What is it, Buzz?
– Molly! I’ll be right here, sweetie.
– Oh! What now?
– What’s happening down there?
– What’s goin’ on down there?
– What’s he doin’?
– I can’t watch!
– Can someone cover my eyes?
– Oh, no. He’s stealing Woody!
– What?
– Stealin’… W-Wait!
– He can’t take Woody! It’s illegal!
– Where’s he goin’?
– Somebody do somethin’!
Buzz!
Get him, Buzz.
Okay, where’s the red jacket?
Why would someone steal Woody?
All right, let’s review this
one more time.
At precisely : -ish,
Exhibit “A”…Woody… was kidnapped.
Exhibit “B”:
Composite sketch of the kidnapper.
– Nah, that’s not him.
– He didn’t have a beard like that.
Fine. Uh, Etch, give him a shave.
– The kidnapper was bigger than that.
– Oh, picky, picky, picky.
Let’s just go straight to Exhibit “F”:
The kidnapper’s vehicle.
Now, the vehicle fled the scene
in this direction.
Your eyes are in backwards.
It went the other way.
– Hey, put a cork in it.
– How do you spell FBI?
– My crime scene!
– Oh, why don’t you watch where
you’re goin’, “Godspilla”?
– I didn’t know there was a crime scene.
– Excuse me. Excuse me.
A little quiet, please.
Thank you.
Huh?
Lazy toy brain.
Lousy try, Brian.
– What are you doing, Buzz?
– There was some sort of message
encoded on that vehicle’s ID tag.
– Liz try bran.
– It’s just a licence plate.
It’s just a jumble of letters.
Yeah, and there are about
. million registered cars
in the Tri-County area alone.
Lou’s thigh burn.
Oh, this can’t help.
Let’s leave Buzz to play with his toys.
Toy. Toy. Toy! Hold on!
Huh?
Al’s Toy Barn.
– Huh?
– Al’s Toy Barn?
Etch, draw that man
in a chicken suit.
– It’s the chicken man!
– That’s our guy.
I knew there was somethin’
I didn’t like about that chicken.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I’ll be right there.
And we’re gonna do this commercial
in one take. Do you hear me?
Because I am in the middle
of something really important!
– Oh, Mr…
– Oh!
You, my little cowboy friend,
are gonna make me big buck-buck-bucks.
Andy.
I can’t believe I have to drive
all the way to work on a Saturday.
All the way to work!
What? Whoa!
Hey! Stop! Horsey, stop!
Stop! Sit, boy! Stop it!
Sit, I said! Whoa!
Yee-hah!
It’s you! It’s you!
It’s you, it’s you, it’s you!
– It’s really you!
– What’s me?
Whoo-whee!
– There’s a snake in my boot!
– Ha! It is you!
– Please stop saying that.
– Prospector said someday you’d come.
Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!
The Prospector! He’ll wanna meet ya!
Say hello to the Prospector.
– I-It’s a box.
– He’s mint in the box.
Never been opened.
Turn me around, Bullseye,
so I can see.
Why, the prodigal son has returned.
Yee-hah!
It’s you! It’s you! You’re here!
It’s you, it’s you, it’s you!
Okay, I’m officially freaked out now.
Oh, we’ve waited countless years
for this day.
It’s good to see you, Woody.
Listen, I don’t know wh…
Hey, how do you know my name?
Everyone knows your name, Woody.
Why, you don’t know
who you are, do you?
Bullseye.
That’s me.
Wow.
Holy cow.
Cowboy Crunchies, the only cereal that’s
sugar-frosted and dipped in chocolate…
proudly presents…
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Come on, it’s time to play
There’s Jessie
the Yodelin’ Cowgirl
Lookit! Lookit! That’s me!
Bullseye, he’s Woody’s horse
He’s a smart one!
– Pete, the old prospector
– Has anyone seen my pickaxe?
And the man himself, of course
It’s time for Sheriff Woody
He’s the very best
He’s the rootin’-est, tootin’-est cowboy
in the wild, wild west
Woody’s Roundup
I can’t find it! It doesn’t seem
to be on any of these stations!
– Keep looking.
– Oh, you’re goin’ too slow.
Let me take the wheel.
– It’s too fast.
How can you even tell what’s on?
– I can tell.
– There it is!
– We made it!
– Back, back, back!
Too late. I’m in the s.
Gotta go ’round the horn. It’s faster.
– Back! Back!
– That’s it!
– And look for the giant chicken!
– Now, Etch!
That’s where I need to go.
You can’t go, Buzz.
You’ll never make it there.
Woody once risked his life
to save me.
I couldn’t call myself his friend
if I weren’t willing to do the same.
So who’s with me?
I’m packing you an extra pair of shoes
and your angry eyes, just in case.
This is for Woody
when you find him.
All right, but I… I don’t think
it’ll mean the same coming from me.
Mr Buzz Lightyear,
you just gotta save my pal Woody.
I’ll do my best, son.
Okay, fellas, let’s roll.
Geronimo!
You’d think with all my video game
experience I’d be feeling more prepared.
The idea is to let go.
We’ll be back before Andy gets home.
Don’t talk to any toy
you don’t know!
To Al’s Toy Barn and beyond!
They don’t call this the old
abandoned mine for nothin’, Prospector.
– I reckon we oughta get outta here.
– Where’s my gold?
Hold on. I’ll light me a candle.
This sure is a fast-burnin’ wick.
Blast us to smithereens!
That there’s dynamite!
– Holy tarnation!
– I’ll call for help!
Hey, critters, go get Sheriff Woody!
Now scoot!
Good job, Bullseye. I reckon
the new schoolhouse is finally done.
What’s that? Jessie and Prospector
are trapped in the old abandoned mine?
And Prospectorjust lit a stick
of dynamite thinkin’it was a candle…
and now they’re about to be
blown to smithereens?
– Mm-hmm!
– Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
You’re fannin’the flames, Jessie.
It takes brains to put out that fire.
Yeow! My biscuits are burnin’!
Will Woody and Bullseye
land to safety?
Can they reach Jessie
and Stinky Pete in time?
Tune in next week for the exciting
conclusion: “Woody’s Finest Hour.”
All right! All right!
Next tape!
Hey, wait, wait, wait. What…
What happened? What happens next?
Come on!
Let’s see the next episode!
– That’s it.
– What?
The show was cancelled
after that.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. What about
the gold mine and the… and the cute
little critters and the dynamite?
That was a great show.
I mean, why cancel it?
Two words: Sput-nik.
Once the astronauts went up, children
only wanted to play with space toys.
I know how that feels.
But still, my own show!
– I mean, look at all this stuff!
– Didn’t you know?
– Why, you’re valuable property!
– Oh, I wish the guys could see this.
“Hey howdy hey!”
That’s me. I’m on a yo-yo.
Oh! Hey, nice teeth.
And yet, still a good-lookin’ guy.
Oh! It’s a bank. Cool!
Wh-Wh-What do you… you push the hat,
and out co… Oh, out come bubbles.
Clever.
Oh, wow!
Hey, what’s this thing do?
I get it.
There’s a snake in my boot.
Hey, Bullseye, go long.
Go long!
A record player! Ha!
Haven’t seen one of these in ages.
– Bullseye…
– Okay, now slow.
Oh, that’s funny, Bullseye!
Hop on, cowgirl!
Think fast!
– Oh!
– Not bad.
It’s time for Woody’s Roundup
He’s the very best
He’s the rootin’-est, tootin’-est cowboy
in the wild, wild west
Oh! Hey, look at us!
We’re a complete set!
Now it’s on to the museum!
Museum?
– What museum?
– The museum.
We’re being sold to
the Konishi Toy Museum in Tokyo.
– That’s in Japan!
– Japan?
No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
I can’t go to Japan.
– What do you mean?
– I gotta get back home to my owner Andy.
– Hey, look, look. See?
– He still has an owner.
Oh, my goodness.
No. Can’t go.
I can’t do storage again.
I just can’t!
– Jessie! Jessie!
– I won’t go back in the dark!
Wh-What’s the matter?
What’s wrong with her?
Well, we’ve been in storage
for a long time waiting for you.
– Why me?
– The museum’s only interested in the
collection if you’re in it, Woody.
Without you,
we go back into storage.
– It’s that simple.
– It’s not fair!
How can you do this to us?
Hey, look, I’m sorry,
but this is all a big mistake.
– You see, I was in this yard sale…
– Yard sale?
– Why were you in a yard sale
if you have an owner?
– Well, I wasn’t supposed to be there.
– I was trying to save another toy when…
– Was it because you’re damaged? Hmm?
– Did this Andy break you?
– Yeah, but… No! No, no, no!
– It was… It was an accident. I mean…
– Sounds like he really loves you.
It’s not like that, okay?
And I’m not going to any museum!
Well, I’m not going back into storage!
– Al’s coming! Go! Go on, Jessie!
– Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Jessie, look at me. I promise
you’ll come out of the box. Now go! Go!
It’s show time!
Money, baby.
Money, money, money.
And now, the main attraction.
No! His arm! Where’s his arm?
Oh, no. No, no, no, no!
Oh, what am I gonna do?
Oh, I know. I know.
Come on, come on, come on,
pick up the phone.
– Hello.
– It’s me! It’s Al!
I got an emergency here!
– Well, I’m busy.
– Yes, we’re all busy, but…
Look, it has to be tonight.
– What? You’ve got to be kidding.
– All right, all right!
But first thing in the morning.
It’s gone! I can’t believe it!
My arm is completely gone!
All right, come here. Come on.
Let me see that.
Oh, it’s just a popped seam.
Easily repaired.
– You should consider yourself lucky.
– Lucky? Are you shrink-wrapped?
– I am missing my arm!
– Big deal.
Let him go.
I’m sure his precious Andy is dying
to play with a one-armed cowboy doll.
Why, Jessie, you know he wouldn’t last
an hour on the streets in his condition.
It’s a dangerous world out there
for a toy.
Uh, all right, nobody look
till I get my cork back in.
Good work, men. Two blocks down
and only nineteen more to go.
– What?
– Nineteen?
– Nineteen?
– Are we gonna do this all night?
– My parts are killing me.
– Come on, fellas.
Did Woody give up when Sid
had me strapped to a rocket?
– No.
– No!
And did he give up when you threw him
out of the back of that moving van?
– Oh, you had to bring that up.
– No, he didn’t!
We have a friend in need, and we will
not rest until he’s safe in Andy’s room.
Now let’s move out!
And that concludes
our broadcast day.
Bullseye.
Bullseye, go, go, go, go.
Oh, come on. You don’t wanna help me.
I’m the bad guy.
You’re gonna go back in storage
because of me, remember? Now just go.
Bullseye…
All right, all right.
But you have got to keep quiet.
Now come on.
Over here. Attaboy.
Okay, Bullseye, upsy-daisy.
Bullseye, cut it out. Stop it.
Stop it, Bullseye. Stop it. Stop it.
Stop it.
Woody’s Roundup
Come on, it’s time to play
What? No, officer, I swear!
What?
Bullseye is Woody’s horse
– He’s a smart one!
– Pete’s the old prospector
Oh, get in there. There you go.
Cheap case.
– Where’s the remote?
Where is the remote?
– He’s the very best
He’s the rootin’-est, tootin’-est cowboy
in the
– Wild, wild west
– Why don’t I put it in the same place
every… Oh, here it is.
Woody’s Roundup
What is your problem? Look,
I’m sorry I can’t help you guys out.
Really, I am. But you didn’t have
to go and pull a stunt like that.
– What, you think I did that?
– Oh, right, right.
Yeah, the TVjust happened to turn on,
and the remote magically ended up
in front of you.
– You callin’ me a liar?
– Well, if the boot fits…
Say that again.
If the boot fits.
Okay, cowboy.
How do ya like that?
Take it back! Take it back!
Don’t think just ’cause you’re a girl
I’m gonna take it easy on ya.
Jessie, Woody!
You stop this at once!
I don’t know
how that television turned on…
but fighting about it
isn’t helping anything.
– If I had both my arms…
– Well, the fact is, you don’t, Woody.
So I suggest you just
wait until morning.
– The cleaner will come, fix your arm…
– And then I’m outta here.
Oh, no, no. Bullseye. Don’t take it
that way. It’s just that Andy…
Andy, Andy, Andy.
That’s all he ever talks about.
Hey, Buzz, can we slow down?
May I remind you that some of us
are carrying over six dollars in change.
Losing health units.
Must rest.
– Is everyone present and accounted for?
– Not quite everyone.
– Who’s behind?
– Mine.
Hey, guys.
Why did the toys cross the road?
– Not now, Hamm.
– Oh, I love riddles. Why?
To get to the chicken
on the other side.
– Yippee!
– The chicken!
– Oh, well, we tried.
– We’ll have to cross.
What the… You’re not turning me
into a mashed potato.
I may not be a smart dog,
but I know what roadkill is.
There must be a safe way.
Okay, here’s our chance.
Ready, set, go!
Drop!
Go.
Drop!
I said drop!
Go!
Drop!
Go!
Go!
Ah, that went well.
Good job, troops.
We’re that much closer to Woody.
Oh, thank goodness you’re here.
Is the specimen ready for cleaning?
So, uh, how long
is this gonna take?
You can’t rush art.
Oh, no. It’s closed.
We’re not preschool toys, Slinky.
We can read.
Hey, Joe, you’re late. We got
a ton of toys to unload in the back.
– All right, all right.
I’m comin’, I’m comin’.
– Come on! Let’s get movin’!
– All right, let’s go.
– But the sign says it’s closed.
No, no, no, no.
All together. Now!
Whoa, Nelly. How are we gonna
find Woody in this place?
Look for Al. We find Al, we find Woody.
Now move out.
– Woody!
– Woody!
There you go.
He’s for display only. You handle him
too much, he’s not gonna last.
It’s amazing! You’re a genius!
He’s just like new!
Wow.
I could use one of those.
You know, they make it so you can’t
defeat Zurg unless you buy this book.
It’s extortion, that’s what it is.
Hey, I always thought
the golden sceptre was the only…
– I thought we could search in style.
– Nice going there, Hamm.
So how about letting a toy
with fingers drive?
Am I really that fat?
– Ow! What are you doing?
– You’re in direct violation
of code . …
stating all space rangers
are to be in hypersleep until
awakened by authorized personnel.
– Oh, no.
– You’re breakin’ ranks, ranger.
Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.
I’ve got an AWOL space ranger.
– Tell me I wasn’t this deluded.
– No back talk!
I have a laser,
and I will use it.
You mean the laser
that’s a light bulb?
Has your mind been melded?
You could’ve killed me, space ranger.
Or should I say “traitor”?
– I don’t have time for this.
– Halt! I order you to halt!
Listen to me. Listen.
Wait, wait, wait.
– We’ve been down this aisle already.
– We’ve never been down this aisle.
It’s pink!
– Face it… we’re lost.
– Ooh! Back it up, back it up.
What a great party!
How low can you go?
How low can you go?
– Stop splashing me!
– Excuse me, ladies.
Does anyone know where we might find
the Al of Al’s Toy Barn?
I can help.
I’m Tour Guide Barbie.
Please keep your hands, arms
and accessories inside the car,
and no flash photography.
– Thank you.
– I’m a married spud. I’m a married spud.
I’m a married spud.
Then make room
for the single fellas.
To our right
is the Hot Wheels aisle.
Developed in the original series
had cars, including the Corvette.
Uh, beg your pardon, ma’am,
but where’s Al’s office?
Please hold all questions
until the end of the tour. Thank you!
It says how you defeat Zurg!
Look!
– Hey, Rex!
– Excuse me, sir!
– Get this outta here, “geekosaur.”
– Look out!
– Oh, stop, stop, stop!
Turn into the spin, Barbie!
My source of power!
No! Come back!
Hey! Wait up!
Hey! Come on!
Slow down!
Dinosaur overboard!
– Slow down…
– Remain seated, please!
Ow! Listen to me! Listen to me!
You’re not really a space ranger!
You’re a toy! We’re all toys!
Do you hear me?
Well, that should hold you
till the court martial.
Let me go!
You don’t realize what you’re doing!
And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle.
Back in shortsighted retailers did
not order enough dolls to meet demand.
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All right, everyone!
This is a stickup!
Don’t anybody move!
Now empty that safe.
– Money, money, money!
– Stop it! Stop it,
you mean old potato.
Quiet, Bo Peep,
or your sheep get run over!
Help! Baa! Help us!
Oh, no, not my sheep!
Somebody, do something!
Reach for the sky.
Oh, no! Sheriff Woody!
I’m here to stop you,
One-Eyed Bart.
– How’d you know it was me?
– Are you gonna come quietly?
You can’t touch me, Sheriff.
I brought my attack dog
with the built-in force field.
Well, I brought my dinosaur
who eats force-field dogs.
You’re going to jail, Bart.
Say good-bye to the wife
and tater tots.
You saved the day again, Woody.
You’re my favorite deputy.
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
Come on, let’s wrangle up
the cattle.
When the road looks
rough ahead
And you’re miles and miles
from your nice, warm bed
– Round ’em up, cowboy.
– Just remember
what your old pal said
– Boy, you’ve got
a friend in me
– Yee-haw!
– Yeah, you’ve got
a friend in me
– Hey, cowboy!
Some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I am
Big and stronger too
– Come on, Woody.
– Maybe
But none of them will ever
love you the way I do
It’s me and you, boy
And as the years go by
Our friendship will never die
You’re gonna see
it’s our destiny
– You’ve got a friend in me
– All right!
– Yeah, you’ve got
a friend in me
– Score!
– You’ve got a friend in me
– Wow! Cool!
– What do you think?
– Oh, this looks great, Mom!
– Okay, birthday boy.
– We saw that at the store!
I asked you for it!
– I hope I have enough places.
– Wow, look at that! That’s so–
Oh, my gosh, you got–
One, two– four. Yeah, I think
that’s going to be enough.
– Can we leave this up
’til we move?
– Well, sure.
– We can leave it up.
– Yeah!
– Now go get Molly.
– Your friends are going
to be here any minute.
– Okay!
It’s party time, Woody.
Yee-haw!
Howdy, little lady.
Somebody’s poisoned
the water hole.
Come on, Molly.
Oh, you’re getting heavy.
See you later, Woody!
Pull my string!
The birthday party’s today?
Okay, everybody,
coast is clear!
Ages three and up.
It’s on my box.
“Ages three and up.”
I’m not supposed to be
baby-sitting Princess Drool.
Hey, Hamm, look.
I’m Picasso!
– I don’t get it.
– You uncultured swine.
What are you looking at,
ya hockey puck?
– Uh, hey, Sarge,
have you seen Slinky?
– Sir! No, sir!
Okay. Hey, thank you.
At ease.
– Hey, uh, Slinky?
– Right here, Woody.
I-I’m red this time.
– No, S-Slink–
– Oh, well, all right.
You can be red if you want.
N-Not now, Slink.
I got some bad news.
– Bad news?
– Shh, shh, shh!
– Just gather everyone up for a
staff meeting, and be happy.
– Got it.
Be happy!
Staff meeting, everybody!
Snake, Robot, podium, please.
Hey, Etch. Draw!
Oh! Got me again.
Etch, you’ve been
working on that draw.
Fastest knobs in the West.
Uh, got a staff meeting,
you guys. Come on, let’s go.
Now, where is that– Oh.
Hey, who moved my doodle pad
way over here?
– Uh, how’re you doin’, Rex?
– Were you scared?
Tell me honestly.
I was close to being scared
that time.
Oh, I’m going for fearsome here,
but I just don’t feel it!
I think I’m just
coming off as annoying.
Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.
I wanted to thank you, Woody,
for saving my flock.
Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin’.
What do you say I get
someone else to watch
the sheep tonight?
Oh, yeah. I–
Remember, I’m just
a couple of blocks away.
Come on, come on.
Smaller toys up front.
Hey, Woody, come on.
Oh, thanks, Mike.
Okay– Oh, whoa.
Step back.
– For crying out loud.
– Okay. Thank you.
Hello. Check.
That better? Great.
Everybody hear me?
Up on the shelf,
can you hear me? Great.
Okay, first item today:
uh, oh, yeah–
has everyone picked
a moving buddy?
– What?
– Moving buddy?
You can’t be serious.
Well, I didn’t know we were
supposed to have one already.
– Do we have to hold hands?
– Oh, yeah. You guys think
this is a big joke.
We’ve only got one week left
before the move. I don’t want
any toys left behind.
A moving buddy.
If you don’t have one,
get one!
All right, next.
Uh, oh, yes.
Tuesday night’s plastic
corrosion awareness meeting…
was, I think,
a big success,
and we want to thank Mr. Spell
for putting that on for us.
– Thank you, Mr. Spell.
– You’re welcome.
Okay. Uh, oh, yes.
One, uh, minor note here.
Andy’s birthday party
has been moved to today.
– Uh, next we have–
– Wait a minute.
– What do you mean
the party’s today?
– His birthday’s not
’til next week!
– What’s goin’ on down there?
-Is his mom losin’ her marbles?
-Well, obviously, she wanted to
have the party before the move.
– I’m not worried.
You shouldn’t be worried.
– Of course Woody ain’t worried.
-He’s been Andy’s favorite
since kindergarten.
-Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head.
If Woody says it’s all right,
then, well, darn it,
it’s good enough for me.
Woody has never
steered us wrong before.
Come on, guys.
Every Christmas and birthday
we go through this.
But what if Andy gets
another dinosaur, a mean one?
I just don’t think I could take
that kind of rejection!
Hey, listen.
No one’s getting replaced.
This is Andy
we’re talking about.
It doesn’t matter how much
we’re played with.
What matters is that we’re here
for Andy when he needs us.
That’s what we’re
made for, right?
Pardon me. I hate to
break up the staff meeting,
but they’re here!
– Birthday guests
at three o’clock!
– Stay calm, everyone!
Hey!
– Uh, meeting adjourned.
– Ho, boy, will you take a look
at all those presents?
I can’t see a thing.
Yes, sir. We’re next month’s
garage sale fodder for sure.
– Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
– Oh, for crying out loud.
– They’re all in boxes,
you idiot.
– They’re getting bigger!
– Wait, there’s a nice
little one over there.
– Hi!
– Spell: trash can.
– We’re doomed!
All right. All right!
If I send out the troops,
will you all calm down?
– Yes! Yes! We promise!
– Okay! Save your batteries.
Eh, very good, Woody.
That’s using the old noodle.
Sergeant, establish a recon post
downstairs. Code Red!
– You know what to do.
– Yes, sir!
All right, men.
You heard him.
Code Red!
Repeat: we are at Code Red.
Recon plan Charlie. Execute!
Let’s move, move,
move, move, move!
Okay. Come on, kids. Everyone
in the living room. It’s almost
time for the presents.
All right, gangway, gangway.
And this is how we find out…
what is in those presents.
Okay! Who’s hungry?
Here come the chips!
I’ve got Cool Ranch
and barbecue! Ow!
What in the world? Oh!
I thought I told him
to pick these up.
Shouldn’t they be there by now?
What’s taking them so long?
Hey, these guys
are professionals.
They’re the best.
Come on. They’re not
lying down on the job.
– G-Go on without me. Just go.
– A good soldier never leaves
a man behind.
Okay, everybody.
Come on.
Settle down. Now, kids.
Everybody– You sit in a circle.
No, Andy. Andy, you sit
in the middle there.
Good. And which present
are you gonna open first?
There they are.
– Come in, Mother Bird.
This is Alpha Bravo.
– This is it! This is it!
– Come in, Mother Bird.
– Quiet, quiet, quiet!
– All right, Andy’s opening
the first present now.
Mrs. Potato Head!
Mrs. Potato Head!
Mrs. Potato Head!
– Hey, I can dream, can’t I?
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Wooooooooow!
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The orchard movies suck
#letsdoeit
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Hey Shad, Take your time and look after yourself. We will still be here and when you do get back it will make your return to us a hell of a lot sweeter.
RIP Sharman, you will be missed
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Username seems legit
Coach John McGuirk
One month left
Guys, shadman isn’t dead. He said on his Twitter that he is doing freelance work, and should be back on shadbase by winter.
He’s gone. He’s gone guys.
All right, everyone!
This is a stickup!
Don’t anybody move!
Now empty that safe.
– Money, money, money!
– Stop it! Stop it,
you mean old potato.
Quiet, Bo Peep,
or your sheep get run over!
Help! Baa! Help us!
Oh, no, not my sheep!
Somebody, do something!
Reach for the sky.
Oh, no! Sheriff Woody!
I’m here to stop you,
One-Eyed Bart.
– How’d you know it was me?
– Are you gonna come quietly?
You can’t touch me, Sheriff.
I brought my attack dog
with the built-in force field.
Well, I brought my dinosaur
who eats force-field dogs.
You’re going to jail, Bart.
Say good-bye to the wife
and tater tots.
You saved the day again, Woody.
You’re my favorite deputy.
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
Come on, let’s wrangle up
the cattle.
When the road looks
rough ahead
And you’re miles and miles
from your nice, warm bed
– Round ’em up, cowboy.
– Just remember
what your old pal said
– Boy, you’ve got
a friend in me
– Yee-haw!
– Yeah, you’ve got
a friend in me
– Hey, cowboy!
Some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I am
Big and stronger too
– Come on, Woody.
– Maybe
But none of them will ever
love you the way I do
It’s me and you, boy
And as the years go by
Our friendship will never die
You’re gonna see
it’s our destiny
– You’ve got a friend in me
– All right!
– Yeah, you’ve got
a friend in me
– Score!
– You’ve got a friend in me
– Wow! Cool!
– What do you think?
– Oh, this looks great, Mom!
– Okay, birthday boy.
– We saw that at the store!
I asked you for it!
– I hope I have enough places.
– Wow, look at that! That’s so–
Oh, my gosh, you got–
One, two– four. Yeah, I think
that’s going to be enough.
– Can we leave this up
’til we move?
– Well, sure.
– We can leave it up.
– Yeah!
– Now go get Molly.
– Your friends are going
to be here any minute.
– Okay!
It’s party time, Woody.
Yee-haw!
Howdy, little lady.
Somebody’s poisoned
the water hole.
Come on, Molly.
Oh, you’re getting heavy.
See you later, Woody!
Pull my string!
The birthday party’s today?
Okay, everybody,
coast is clear!
Ages three and up.
It’s on my box.
“Ages three and up.”
I’m not supposed to be
baby-sitting Princess Drool.
Hey, Hamm, look.
I’m Picasso!
– I don’t get it.
– You uncultured swine.
What are you looking at,
ya hockey puck?
– Uh, hey, Sarge,
have you seen Slinky?
– Sir! No, sir!
Okay. Hey, thank you.
At ease.
– Hey, uh, Slinky?
– Right here, Woody.
I-I’m red this time.
– No, S-Slink–
– Oh, well, all right.
You can be red if you want.
N-Not now, Slink.
I got some bad news.
– Bad news?
– Shh, shh, shh!
– Just gather everyone up for a
staff meeting, and be happy.
– Got it.
Be happy!
Staff meeting, everybody!
Snake, Robot, podium, please.
Hey, Etch. Draw!
Oh! Got me again.
Etch, you’ve been
working on that draw.
Fastest knobs in the West.
Uh, got a staff meeting,
you guys. Come on, let’s go.
Now, where is that– Oh.
Hey, who moved my doodle pad
way over here?
– Uh, how’re you doin’, Rex?
– Were you scared?
Tell me honestly.
I was close to being scared
that time.
Oh, I’m going for fearsome here,
but I just don’t feel it!
I think I’m just
coming off as annoying.
Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.
I wanted to thank you, Woody,
for saving my flock.
Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin’.
What do you say I get
someone else to watch
the sheep tonight?
Oh, yeah. I–
Remember, I’m just
a couple of blocks away.
Come on, come on.
Smaller toys up front.
Hey, Woody, come on.
Oh, thanks, Mike.
Okay– Oh, whoa.
Step back.
– For crying out loud.
– Okay. Thank you.
Hello. Check.
That better? Great.
Everybody hear me?
Up on the shelf,
can you hear me? Great.
Okay, first item today:
uh, oh, yeah–
has everyone picked
a moving buddy?
– What?
– Moving buddy?
You can’t be serious.
Well, I didn’t know we were
supposed to have one already.
– Do we have to hold hands?
– Oh, yeah. You guys think
this is a big joke.
We’ve only got one week left
before the move. I don’t want
any toys left behind.
A moving buddy.
If you don’t have one,
get one!
All right, next.
Uh, oh, yes.
Tuesday night’s plastic
corrosion awareness meeting…
was, I think,
a big success,
and we want to thank Mr. Spell
for putting that on for us.
– Thank you, Mr. Spell.
– You’re welcome.
Okay. Uh, oh, yes.
One, uh, minor note here.
Andy’s birthday party
has been moved to today.
– Uh, next we have–
– Wait a minute.
– What do you mean
the party’s today?
– His birthday’s not
’til next week!
– What’s goin’ on down there?
-Is his mom losin’ her marbles?
-Well, obviously, she wanted to
have the party before the move.
– I’m not worried.
You shouldn’t be worried.
– Of course Woody ain’t worried.
-He’s been Andy’s favorite
since kindergarten.
-Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head.
If Woody says it’s all right,
then, well, darn it,
it’s good enough for me.
Woody has never
steered us wrong before.
Come on, guys.
Every Christmas and birthday
we go through this.
But what if Andy gets
another dinosaur, a mean one?
I just don’t think I could take
that kind of rejection!
Hey, listen.
No one’s getting replaced.
This is Andy
we’re talking about.
It doesn’t matter how much
we’re played with.
What matters is that we’re here
for Andy when he needs us.
That’s what we’re
made for, right?
Pardon me. I hate to
break up the staff meeting,
but they’re here!
– Birthday guests
at three o’clock!
– Stay calm, everyone!
Hey!
– Uh, meeting adjourned.
– Ho, boy, will you take a look
at all those presents?
I can’t see a thing.
Yes, sir. We’re next month’s
garage sale fodder for sure.
– Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
– Oh, for crying out loud.
– They’re all in boxes,
you idiot.
– They’re getting bigger!
– Wait, there’s a nice
little one over there.
– Hi!
– Spell: trash can.
– We’re doomed!
All right. All right!
If I send out the troops,
will you all calm down?
– Yes! Yes! We promise!
– Okay! Save your batteries.
Eh, very good, Woody.
That’s using the old noodle.
Sergeant, establish a recon post
downstairs. Code Red!
– You know what to do.
– Yes, sir!
All right, men.
You heard him.
Code Red!
Repeat: we are at Code Red.
Recon plan Charlie. Execute!
Let’s move, move,
move, move, move!
Okay. Come on, kids. Everyone
in the living room. It’s almost
time for the presents.
All right, gangway, gangway.
And this is how we find out…
what is in those presents.
Okay! Who’s hungry?
Here come the chips!
I’ve got Cool Ranch
and barbecue! Ow!
What in the world? Oh!
I thought I told him
to pick these up.
Shouldn’t they be there by now?
What’s taking them so long?
Hey, these guys
are professionals.
They’re the best.
Come on. They’re not
lying down on the job.
– G-Go on without me. Just go.
– A good soldier never leaves
a man behind.
Okay, everybody.
Come on.
Settle down. Now, kids.
Everybody– You sit in a circle.
No, Andy. Andy, you sit
in the middle there.
Good. And which present
are you gonna open first?
There they are.
– Come in, Mother Bird.
This is Alpha Bravo.
– This is it! This is it!
– Come in, Mother Bird.
– Quiet, quiet, quiet!
– All right, Andy’s opening
the first present now.
Mrs. Potato Head!
Mrs. Potato Head!
Mrs. Potato Head!
– Hey, I can dream, can’t I?
– The bow’s coming off.
He’s ripping the wrapping paper.
It’s a– It’s– It’s a–
A lunch box.
We’ve got a lunch box here.
– A lunch box?
– A lunch box?
– For lunch.
Okay, second present.
It appears to be–
– Okay, it’s bed sheets.
– Who invited that kid?
Oh! Only one left.
– Okay, we’re on
the last present now.
– Last present!
It’s a big one. It’s a–
It’s a board game!
Repeat: Battleship.
– Yay!
– Hallelujah!
– Yeah, all right.
– Hey! Watch it!
– Sorry there, old spud head.
Mission accomplished.
Well done, men. Pack it up.
We’re goin’ home.
So did I tell you? Huh?
Nothin’ to worry about.
I knew you were right
all along, Woody. Never
doubted you for a second.
Wait a minute.
Oh, what do we have here?
Ohh!
Wait!
Turn that thing back on!
Come in, Mother Bird.
Come in, Mother Bird.
Mom has pulled a surprise
present from the closet.
Andy’s opening it.
He’s really excited
about this one.
– Mom! What is it?
– It’s a huge package.
Oh, get outta the–
One of the kids is in the way.
I can’t see.
It’s a–
It’s a what?
What is it?
– Oh, no!
– Oh, ya big lizard! Now we’ll
never know what it is!
– Way to go, Rex!
– No, no! Turn ’em around!
Turn ’em around!
Oh, he’s puttin’ ’em in
backwards. You’re– You’re
puttin’ ’em in backwards!
Plus is positive,
minus is negative!
Oh, let me!
Let’s go to my room, guys!
Red alert! Red alert!
Andy is coming upstairs!
– There!
– Juvenile intrusion. Repeat,
resume your positions now!
Andy’s coming, everybody!
Back to your places! Hurry!
Get to your places!
Get to your places!
Where’s my ear?
Who’s seen my ear?
Did you see my ear?
Out of my way!
Here I come!
Here I come! Ohh!
Hey, look!
Its lasers light up.
– Take that, Zurg!
– Quick, make a space. This is
where the spaceship lands.
And he does it back, and he does
a karate-chop action.
Come on down, guys!
It’s time for games!
– We got prizes!
– Oh, yeah!
– What is it?
– Can you see it?
– What the heck is up there?
Woody, who’s up there
with ya?
Woody, what are you
doing under the bed?
Uh, nothin’. Uh, nothin’.
I’m sure Andy was just a
little excited, that’s all.
Too much cake and ice cream,
I suppose. It’s just a mistake!
Well, that mistake is sitting
in your spot, Woody.
– Oh! Have you been replaced?
– Hey, what did I
tell you earlier?
No one is getting replaced.
Now, let’s all be polite
and give whatever it is
up there…
a nice, big
Andy’s-room welcome.
Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.
Come in, Star Command.
Star Command, come in.
Do you read me?
Why don’t they answer?
My ship!
Blast! This’ll take
weeks to repair.
Buzz Lightyear mission log,
stardate 4-0-7-2.
My ship has run off course
en route to sector 12.
I’ve crash-landed
on a strange planet.
The impact must’ve awoken me
from hypersleep.
Terrain seems
a bit unstable.
No readout yet
if the air is breathable.
– And there seems to be no sign
of intelligent life anywhere.
– Hello!
Whoa! He-Hey! Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Did I frighten you?
Didn’t mean to. Sorry.
Howdy. My name is Woody…
and this is Andy’s room.
That’s all I wanted to say.
And also, there has been
a bit of a mix-up.
This is my spot, see–
the bed here.
Local law enforcement.
It’s about time you got here.
I’m Buzz Lightyear,
Space Ranger,
Universe Protection Unit.
My ship has crash-landed
here by mistake.
Yes, it is a mistake,
because, you see,
the bed here is my spot.
I need to repair
my turbo boosters.
Do you people still use
fossil fuels, or have you
discovered crystallic fusion?
Well, let’s see.
We got double-A’s.
– Watch yourself!
Halt! Who goes there?
– Don’t shoot!
– It’s okay. Friends.
– Do you know these life-forms?
Yes. They’re Andy’s toys.
All right, everyone.
You’re clear to come out.
I am Buzz Lightyear.
I come in peace.
Oh, I’m so glad
you’re not a dinosaur!
All right, thank you.
Now, thank you all
for your kind welcome.
– Say, what’s that button do?
– I’ll show you.
– Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.
– Whoa!
– Man!
Hey, Woody’s got something
like that. His is a pull string,
only it’s–
– Only it sounds like
a car ran over it.
– Oh, yeah, but not
like this one.
This is a quality sound system.
Probably all copper wiring, huh?
So, uh, where you from?
Singapore? Hong Kong?
Well, no. Actually, I-I’m–
I’m stationed up in the Gamma
Quadrant of Sector Four.
As a member of the elite
Universe Protection Unit
of the Space Ranger Corps,
I protect the galaxy
from the threat of invasion…
from the evil Emperor Zurg,
sworn enemy of
the Galactic Alliance.
Oh, really?
I’m from Playskool.
And I’m from Mattel.
Well, I’m not really
from Mattel.
I’m actually from a smaller
company that was purchased
in a leveraged buyout.
You’d think they’d never
seen a new toy before.
Well, sure, look at him.
He’s got more gadgets on him
than a Swiss Army knife.
Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be
careful. You don’t want to be in
the way when my laser goes off.
Hey, a laser!
How come you don’t have
a laser, Woody?
It’s not a laser. It’s a–
It’s a little light bulb
that blinks.
– What’s with him?
– Laser envy.
– All right, that’s enough!
Look, we’re all very impressed
with Andy’s new toy.
– Toy?
– T-O-Y. Toy!
Excuse me. I-I think
the word you’re searching for
is “Space Ranger.”
The word I’m searching for
I can’t say because there’s
preschool toys present.
Gettin’ kind of tense,
aren’t ya?
Oh, uh, Mr. Lightyear,
uh, now, I’m curious.
What does a Space Ranger
actually do?
He’s not a Space Ranger!
He doesn’t fight evil or–
or shoot lasers or fly!
Excuse me.
– Wow!
– Oh, impressive wingspan.
Very good!
Oh, what? What?
These are plastic.
He can’t fly.
They are a terillium-carbonic
alloy, and Ican fly.
– No, you can’t.
– Yes, I can.
– You can’t.
– Can.
– Can’t. Can’t. Can’t!
I tell you, I could fly around
this room with my eyes closed!
Okay, then, Mr. Light Beer,
prove it.
All right, then, I will.
Stand back, everyone.
To infinity and beyond!
– Can!
– Whoa!
Oh, wow! You flew
magnificently!
– I found my movin’ buddy.
– Thank you. Th-Thank you all.
Thank you.
That wasn’t flying.
That was falling with style.
Man, the dolls
must really go for you.
Can you teach me that?
– Golly bob howdy!
– Oh, shut up!
No, in a couple of days,
everything will be just the way
it was. They’ll see.
They’ll see. I’m still
Andy’s favorite toy.
I was on top of the world
livin’ high
– It was right in my pocket
– Whoa!
I was livin’ the life
Things were just the way
they should be
When from out of the sky
like a bomb
Comes some little punk
in a rocket
Now all of a sudden
some strange things
are happening to me
Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
Strange things
Are happening to me
Strange things
Strange things
Are happening to me
Ain’t no doubt about it
I had friends
I had lots of friends
Now all my friends are gone
And I’m doin’ the best I can
To carry on
– I had power
– Power
– I was respected
– Respected
But not anymore
And I’ve lost the love
of the one
Whom I adore
Let me tell you ’bout it
Strange things
Are happening to me
Strange things
Strange things
Are happening to me
Ain’t no doubt about it
Strange things
Strange things
Oh! Finally.
– Hey, who’s got my hat?
– Look, I’m Woody.
Howdy, howdy, howdy.
Ah-ha. Ah-ha!
Give me that!
Say there, Lizard
and Stretchy Dog,
let me show you something.
It looks as though I’ve been
accepted into your culture.
Your chief Andy
inscribed his name on me.
Wow! With permanent ink too!
Well, I must get back
to repairing my ship.
– Don’t let it
get to you, Woody.
– Uh, let what?
I don’t, uh–
What do you mean? Who?
I know Andy’s excited
about Buzz,
but you know he’ll always have
a special place for you.
– Yeah, like the attic.
– All right! That’s it!
– Unidirectional bonding strip.
– Mr. Lightyear wants more tape.
Listen, Light Snack,
you stay away from Andy.
He’s mine, and no one
is taking him away from me.
What are you talking about?
Where’s that bonding strip?
And another thing: stop
with this spaceman thing!
It’s getting on my nerves!
Are you saying you want to
lodge a complaint
with Star Command?
Oh-ho-ho! Okay!
Ooh, well, so you wanna
do it the hard way, huh?
– Don’t even think
about it, cowboy.
– Oh, yeah, tough guy?
The air isn’t toxic.
How dare you open a spaceman’s
helmet on an uncharted planet!
My eyeballs could’ve been
sucked from their sockets.
You actually think
you’rethe Buzz Lightyear?
Oh, all this time
I thought it was an act!
Hey, guys, look!
It’s the real Buzz Lightyear!
-You’re mocking me, aren’t you?
-Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
– Buzz, look! An alien!
– Where?
Yes!
Whoa!
– Uh-oh.
– It’s Sid!
– Don’t move!
– I thought he was
at summer camp.
– They, uh, must have kicked him
out early this year.
– Oh, no, not Sid!
Incoming!
– Who is it this time?
– Uh, I can’t– I can’t tell.
– Hey, where’s Lenny?
– Right here, Woody.
Oh, no, I can’t bear
to watch one of these again.
– Stay where you are!
– Oh, no, it’s a Combat Carl.
– What’s going on?
– Nothing that concerns
you spacemen; just us toys.
I’d better take a look
anyway.
Why is that soldier strapped
to an explosive device?
That’s why– Sid.
– Hmm, sure is a hairy fellow.
– No, no, that’s Scud,
you idiot.
That is Sid.
– You mean that happy child?
– That ain’t no happy child.
He tortures toys,
just for fun!
Well, then, we’ve
got to do something.
– What are you doing?
Get down from there!
– I’m gonna teach
that boy a lesson.
Yeah, sure. You go ahead.
Melt him with your scary laser.
Be careful with that.
It’s extremely dangerous.
He’s lighting it!
He’s lighting it!
Hit the dirt!
Look out!
Yes! He’s gone!
He’s history!
I could’ve stopped him.
Buzz, I would love
to see you try.
– Of course, I’d love
to see you as a crater.
– Yeah!
– The sooner we move,
the better.
– Oh, what a great shot. Yeah!
To infinity and beyond!
Oh, all this packing makes me
hungry. What would you say to
dinner at, uh, oh, Pizza Planet?
Pizza Planet? Oh, cool!
Go wash your hands,
and I’ll get Molly ready.
– Can I bring some toys?
– You can bring one toy.
– Just one?
– One toy?
Will Andy pick me?
“Don’t count on it”?
Ohh!
Buzz! Oh, Buzz!
Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness!
We’ve got trouble!
– Trouble? Where?
– Down there. Just down there.
A helpless toy!
It’s– It’s trapped, Buzz!
Then we’ve no time to lose.
– I don’t see anything.
– Uh, he’s there. Just–
Just keep looking.
What kind of toy–
– Buzz!
– Buzz!
– Buzz!
– I don’t see him
in the driveway.
– Did you see what happened?
– I think he bounced
into Sid’s yard!
– Ohh! Buzz!
Hey, everyone!
R.C.’s trying to say something.
What is it, boy?
– He’s saying that this
was no accident.
– Huh?
– What do you mean?
– I mean Humpty-Dumpty
was pushed.
– No!
– By Woody!
– What?
– What?
Wait a minute. You– You don’t
think I meant to knock Buzz out
the window, do you? Potato Head?
That’s Mr. Potato Head to you,
you back-stabbin’ murderer!
Now, it was an accident,
guys. Come on.
Now, you– you gotta
believe me.
We believe ya, Woody.
Right, Rex?
Well, ye– n–
I don’t like confrontations.
Where is your honor, dirt bag?
You are an absolute disgrace!
You don’t deserve to– Hey!
You couldn’t handle Buzz
cuttin’ in on your playtime,
could you, Woody?
Didn’t wanna face the fact
that Buzz just might be
Andy’s new favorite toy.
So you got rid of him. Well,
what if Andy starts playing
with me more, Woody, huh?
You’re gonna knock me out
of the window too?
– I don’t think we should
give him the chance.
– There he is, men.
– Frag him!
– Let’s string him up
by his pull string!
– I’ve got dibs on his hat!
– Would you boys stop it?
– Tackle him!
– No, no, no! W-W-Wait!
– Boys, stop it!
– I can explain everything.
– Okay, Mom, be right down.
– I’ve gotta get Buzz.
– Retreat!
-Mom, do you know where Buzz is?
-No, I haven’t seen him.
-Psst!
Andy, I’m heading
out the door!
– But, Mom, I can’t find him!
– Honey, just grab some
other toy. Now, come on.
Okay.
I couldn’t find my Buzz.
I know I left him right there.
Honey, I’m sure he’s around.
You’ll find him.
It’s too short!
We need more monkeys!
There aren’t any more!
That’s the whole barrel!
Buzz, the monkeys
aren’t working.
We’re formulating
another plan!
Stay calm!
Oh, where could he be?
– Can I help pump the gas?
– Sure! I’ll even let you drive.
– Yeah?
– Yeah, when you’re 16.
Yuk, yuk, yuk.
Funny, Mom.
Oh, great. How am I
gonna convince those guys
it was an accident?
Buzz!
Buzz! Hah! You’re alive!
This is great!
Oh, I’m saved! I’m saved!
Andy will find you here.
He’ll take us back
to the room, and then you
can tell everyone…
that this was all
just a big mistake.
Huh? Right? Buddy?
I just want you to know
that even though you tried
to terminate me,
revenge is not an idea
we promote on my planet.
– Oh. Oh, that’s good.
– But we’re not on my planet.
– Are we?
– No.
Okay. Come on!
You want a piece of me?
– Ow!
– Buzz– Buzz– Buzz
Lightyear to the rescue.
– Ah-ow!
– Next stop–
– Pizza Planet. Yeah!
Andy!
Wh– Doesn’t he realize
that I’m not there?
I’m lost!
Oh, I’m a lost toy!
Buzz Lightyear mission log.
The local sheriff and I seem
to be at a huge refueling
station of some sort.
You!
– According to my
navi-computer, the–
– Shut up!
– Just shut up, you idiot!
– Sheriff, this is
no time to panic.
This is the perfect time
to panic! I’m lost!
Andy is gone!
They’re gonna move from
their house in two days,
and it’s all your fault!
My– My fault?
If you hadn’t pushed me out of
the window in the first place–
Oh, yeah? Well, if you hadn’t
shown up in your stupid little
cardboard spaceship…
and taken away everything
that was important to me–
Don’t talk to me
about importance.
Because of you,
the security of this entire
universe is in jeopardy!
What? What are you
talking about?
Right now, poised at the edge
of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has
been secretly building…
a weapon with the
destructive capacity to
annihilate an entire planet!
I alone have information
that reveals this weapon’s
only weakness.
And you, my friend, are
responsible for delaying my
rendezvous with Star Command!
You are a toy!
You aren’t the real
Buzz Lightyear! You’re a–
Uh, you’re an action figure!
You are a child’s
plaything!
You are a sad, strange
little man, and you have
my pity. Farewell.
Oh, yeah? Well,
good riddance, ya loony.
“Rendezvous with Star Command.”
– Hey, gas dude!
– You talking to me?
– Yeah, man.
– Pizza Planet?
– Can you help me?
– Do you know where
Cutting Boulevard is?
– Andy!
– Just a moment.
– Oh, no!
I can’t show my face
in that room without Buzz.
– Buzz! Buzz, come back!
– Go away.
No, Buzz, you gotta
come back! I–
I found a spaceship!
It’s a spaceship, Buzz.
Come on, man, hurry up!
Um, like, the pizzas
are getting cold here.
– Oh, yeah, Cutting Boulevard.
– Yeah, yeah. Which way?
Now, you’re sure this space
freighter will return…
to its port of origin once
it jettisons its food supply?
Uh-huh. And when we
get there,
we’ll be able to find a way
to transport you home.
-Well, then, let’s climb aboard.
-No, no, no, wait! Buzz! Buzz!
Let’s get in the back.
No one will see us there.
Negative. There are no
restraining harnesses
in the cargo area.
– We’ll be much safer
in the cockpit.
– Yeah, but–
– Buzz! Buzz!
– That’s two lefts
and a right, huh?
– Yeah.
– Uh, thanks for the
directions, okay?
– Yeah, remember, kid–
– Buzz!
“It’s safer in the cockpit
than the cargo bay.”
What an idiot.
Next shuttle liftoff
scheduled for T-minus
30 minutes and counting.
You are cleared to enter.
Welcome to Pizza Planet.
– The white zone
is for eating pizza–
– Sheriff!
Sheriff? There you are.
Now, the entrance
is heavily guarded.
We need a way to get inside.
Great idea, Woody.
I like your thinkin’.
You are cleared to enter.
– Welcome to Pizza Planet.
– Now!
Quickly, Sheriff!
The air lock is closing.
Jones, party of five,
your shuttle is now boarding–
Mom, can we have
some tokens?
– Ow! Watch where
you’re going!
– Sorry!
Nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four, three,
two, one.
What a spaceport!
Good work, Woody.
– Mom, can I play Black Hole?
Please, please, please!
– Andy!
– Oh, it’s so cool!
– Now, we need to find a ship
that’s headed for Sector 12.
Wait a minute. No, no, no, Buzz.
This way! There’s a special
ship. I just saw it.
You mean it has hyperdrive?
Hyperactive hyperdrive
and Astro, uh, turf!
– Where is it?
I-I don’t see the–
– Come on. That’s it.
Spaceship!
All right, Buzz,
get ready. And–
-Until the universe explodes!
-Okay, Buzz, when I say go,
we’re gonna jump in the basket.
Buzz!
– Hey, Mom, if I eat
all of my pizza,
– No!
– can I have some alien slime?
This cannot be
happening to me!
– A stranger.
– From the outside.
– Ooh!
Greetings.
I am Buzz Lightyear.
-I come in peace.
-Tell me what it’s like outside.
Before your space journey,
re-energize yourself with
a slice of pepperoni,
now boarding at counter three.
This is an intergalactic
emergency. I need to commandeer
your vessel to Sector 12.
Who’s in charge here?
The claw!
– The claw is our master.
– The claw chooses who will go
and who will stay.
– This is ludicrous.
– Hey, bozo, you got
a brain in there?
Take that!
Oh, no! Sid!
Get down!
– What’s gotten into you,
Sheriff? I wa–
– You are the one…
– that decided to
climb into this–
– Shh! The claw.
It moves.
I have been chosen!
Farewell, my friends.
I go on to a better place.
Gotcha!
A Buzz Lightyear?
No way!
– Yes!
– Buzz! No!
Hey!
– He has been chosen.
– He must go.
– Hey!
– You might anger the claw.
– What are you doing? Stop it!
– The claw! The claw!
– Stop it, you zealots!
– Do not fight the claw.
All right!
Double prizes!
Let’s go home and play.
Sheriff, I can see
your dwelling from here.
You’re almost home.
Nirvana is coming.
The mystic portal awaits.
Will you be quiet?
You guys don’t get it, do you?
Once we go into Sid’s house,
we won’t be coming out!
Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy!
Sit! Good boy.
– Hey, I got something
for you, boy.
– Freeze!
Ready, set, now!
Hannah! Hey, Hannah!
– What?
– Did I get my package
in the mail?
– I don’t know.
– What do you mean,
you don’t know?
I don’t know.
– Oh, no, Hannah!
– What?
– Look– Janie!
– Hey!
– She’s sick!
– No, she’s not!
– I’ll have to perform
one of my operations.
– No!
– Not Sid’s room.
Not there.
– No!
Sid, give her back!
Sid!
– Oh, no!
– Mom!
– We have a sick
patient here, Nurse.
Prepare the O.R., stat!
Patient is prepped.
No one’s ever attempted
a double bypass…
brain transplant before.
Now for the tricky part.
Pliers!
I don’t believe that man’s
ever been to medical school.
Doctor, you’ve done it!
Hannah!
Janie’s all better now.
– Mom! Mom!
– She’s lying!
Whatever she says,
it’s not true!
We are gonna die.
I’m outta here!
Locked!
There’s gotta be
another way outta here.
Uh, Buzz, was that you?
Hey, hi there,
little fella.
Come out here.
Do you know a way outta here?
Bu-Bu-Bu-Buzz!
They’re cannibals.
Mayday, mayday.
Come in, Star Command.
Send reinforcements.
Star Command, do you copy?
I’ve set my laser
from stun to kill.
Ah, great, great.
Yeah, and if anyone attacks us,
we can blink ’em to death.
Hey, you guys, I think
I found him. Buzz, is that you?
Whiskers, will you
get out of here!
You’re interfering
with a search and rescue!
Look! They’re home.
– Mom, have you seen Woody?
– Where was the last place
you left him?
– Right here in the van.
– I’m sure he’s there.
You’re just not looking
hard enough.
He’s not here, Mom.
Woody’s gone!
– Woody’s gone?
– Yeah, boy,
the weasel ran away.
Huh? Huh?
I told you he was guilty.
Who would’ve thought he was
capable of such atrocities?
Oh, Slink,
I hope he’s okay.
Oh, a survivor!
Where’s the rebel base?
Talk!
I can see your will
is strong.
Well, we have ways
of making you talk.
Where are your
rebel friends now?
– Sid, your Pop Tarts
are ready!
– All right!
Are you all right?
I’m proud of you, Sheriff.
A lesser man would’ve
talked under such torture.
I sure hope this
isn’t permanent.
Still no word from Star Command.
We’re not that far
from the spaceport.
The door. It’s open!
We’re free!
– Woody, we don’t know
what’s out there!
– I’ll tell you wha–
They’re gonna eat us, Buzz!
Do something, quick!
Shield your eyes!
It’s not working.
I recharged it before I left.
I-It should be good for–
You idiot, you’re a toy!
Use your karate-chop action!
– Get away!
– Hey! Hey! How’re you
doin’ that? Stop that!
– Back! Back,
you savages! Back!
– Woody, stop it.
Sorry, guys,
but dinner’s cancelled.
There’s no place like home.
There’s no place like home.
There’s no place like home!
Another stunt like that, cowboy,
and you’re gonna get us killed.
– Don’t tell me what to do.
– Shh!
Yee-haw! Giddyap, partner!
We got to get this
wagon train a-movin’!
Split up!
Calling Buzz Lightyear.
Come in, Buzz Lightyear.
This is Star Command.
– Buzz Lightyear,
– Star Command!
– do you read me?
Buzz Lightyear responding.
Read you loud and clear.
Buzz Lightyear,
planet Earth needs your help!
– On the way!
– Buzz Lightyear!
The world’s greatest superhero,
now the world’s greatest toy!
Buzz has it all!
Locking wrist communicator!
– Calling Buzz Lightyear!
– Karate-chop action!
– Wow!
– Pulsating laser light!
– Total annihilation!
– Multi-phrase voice simulator!
There’s a secret mission
in uncharted space.
There’s a secret mission
in uncharted space.
And best of all,
high pressure space wings!
– To infinity and beyond!
– Not a flying toy.
Get your Buzz Lightyear
action figure and save
a galaxy near you!
-Buzz Lightyear!
-Available at all Al’s Toy Barn
outlets in the Tri-county area.
Out among the stars I sit
Way beyond the moon
In my silver ship I sail
To a dream
that ended too soon
Now I know
Exactly who I am
and what I’m here for
You are a toy!
You can’t fly!
And I will go sailing
No more
But no, it can’t be true
I could fly if I wanted to
Like a bird in the sky
If I believed I could fly
Why, I’d fly
To infinity and beyond!
Clearly I
Will go sailing
No more
Mom! Mom, have you seen
my Sally doll?
What, dear?
What was that?
Never mind!
Buzz, the coast is clear.
Buzz, where are you?
There’s a secret mission
in uncharted space. Let’s go.
Really? That is
so interesting.
Would you like some tea,
Mrs. Nesbitt?
– Buzz!
– It’s so nice you could join us
on such late notice.
– Oh, no.
– What a lovely hat,
Mrs. Nesbitt.
It goes quite well
with your head.
Hannah! Oh, Hannah!
Mom? Please excuse me, ladies.
I’ll be right back.
What is it, Mom?
Mom, where are you?
Buzz! Hey! Buzz, are you okay?
Gone! It’s all gone.
All of it’s gone.
Bye-bye. Whoo-whoo. See ya.
– What happened to you?
– One minute you’re defending
the whole galaxy,
and suddenly you find yourself
suckin’ down Darjeeling…
with Marie Antoinette
and her little sister.
I think you’ve had enough tea
for today.
– Let’s get you
outta here, Buzz.
– Don’t you get it?
You see the hat?
I am Mrs. Nesbitt!
Snap out of it, Buzz!
I-I-I’m– I’m sorry, I–
You’re right.
I am just a little depressed,
that’s all. I–
I-I can get through this.
– Oh, I’m a sham!
– Shh!
– Look at me.
– Quiet, Buzz!
I can’t even fly out
of a window.
But the hat looked good?
Tell me the hat looked good.
– The apron is a bit much.
– Out the window!
Buzz, you’re a genius!
Come on, come on. This way.
Years of academy training
wasted!
– B-3.
– Miss! G-6.
Ohh! You sunk it!
– Are you peeking?
– Oh, quit your whining
and pay up.
No, no, not the ear.
Give me the nose. Come on.
How about three out of five?
Hey, guys! Guys!
– Hey!
– Son of a building block!
– It’s Woody.
– He’s in the psycho’s bedroom.
– H-H-Hi!
– Everyone! It’s Woody!
– Woody?
– You’re kidding!
– Woody!
We’re gonna get out
of here, Buzz.
Buzz?
– Hey, look!
– Woody!
Oh, boy, am I glad
to see you guys!
– I knew you’d come back, Woody!
– What are you doin’ over there?
It’s a long story, Bo.
I’ll explain later.
Here! Catch this!
Whoa! I got it, Woody!
– He got it, Woody!
– Good goin’, Slink!
– Now just, just
tie it on to somethin’.
– Wait, wait, wait, wait.
– I got a better idea.
How about we don’t?
– Hey!
– Potato Head!
– Did you all take
stupid pills this morning?
Have you forgotten what he did
to Buzz? And now you want to
let him back over here?
No! No, no. No, no, no, no, no.
You got it–
You got it all wrong,
Potato Head.
Buzz is fine. Buzz is
right here. He’s with me.
– You are a liar!
– No, I’m not!
Buzz, come over here and j-just
tell the nice toys that you’re–
that you’re not dead.
Just a sec! Buzz, will you
get up here and give me a hand?
That’s very funny, Buzz.
This is serious!
Hey, Woody, where’d ya go?
He’s lying. Buzz ain’t there.
Oh, hi, Buzz.
Why don’t you say hello
to the guys over there?
Hiya, fellas!
To infinity and beyond!
Hey, look! It’s Buzz!
Yeah! Hey, Buzz, let’s show
the guys our new secret
best-friends handshake.
– Give me five, man!
– Something’s screwy here.
So you see, we’re friends now,
guys. Aren’t we, Buzz?
You bet. Give me a hug.
– Oh, I love you too.
– See? It is Buzz.
– Now give back the lights,
Potato Head.
– Wait just a minute.
– What are you tryin’ to pull?
– Nothin’.
– Oh, that is disgusting.
– Murderer!
– No! No, no, no, no, no!
– You murdering dog!
– It’s not what you think,
I swear!
– Save it for the jury!
I hope Sid pulls
your voice box out, you creep.
No! No! No, no!
Don’t leave! Don’t leave!
Y-Ya gotta help us, please!
-You don’t know
what it’s like over here!
-Come on, let’s get out of here.
Go back to your lives, citizens.
Show’s over.
Come back! Slink!
Slink, please!
Please listen to me!
No! No, come back!
Slinky!
Buzz!
Go away, you disgusting freaks!
All right, back!
Back, you cannibals!
He is still alive and you’re–
you’re not gonna get him,
you monsters!
What are you doin’?
Hey. Hey, they fixed you.
But– But they’re cannibals. We
saw them eat those other toys.
Uh, sorry. I-I-I thought
that you were gonna,
you kn–
you know, eat my friend.
Hey, no, no. Hey. Hey!
What’s wrong?
– Sid!
– Not now, Mom! I’m busy!
Sid!
Buzz, come on, get up!
Use your legs!
Fine! Let Sid trash you!
But don’t blame me!
It came! It finally came!
“The Big One.”
“Extremely dangerous.
Keep out of reach of children.”
Cool! What am I gonna blow?
Man! Hey, where’s that
wimpy cowboy doll?
Yes.
I’ve always wanted to put
a spaceman into orbit.
Yes.
Oh, no!
Oh, man!
Sid Phillips reporting.
Launch of the shuttle has been
delayed due to adverse weather
conditions at the launch site.
Tomorrow’s forecast? Sunny.
Sweet dreams.
I looked everywhere, honey, but
all I could find was your hat.
W-What if we leave them behind?
Oh, don’t worry, honey.
I’m sure we’ll find Woody and
Buzz before we leave tomorrow.
– I need air.
– Will you quit moving around?
I’m sorry. It’s just that
I get– I get so nervous
before I travel.
How did I get stuck with you
as a moving buddy?
Everyone else was picked.
Oh, Woody.
If only you could see
how much Andy misses you.
Psst! Psst! Hey, Buzz!
Hey. Get over here
and see if you can get
this tool box off me.
Oh, come on, Buzz, I–
Buzz, I can’t do this
without you.
I need your help.
I can’t help.
I can’t help anyone.
Why, sure you can, Buzz.
You can get me out of here.
And then I’ll get
that rocket off you and we’ll
make a break for Andy’s house.
Andy’s house, Sid’s house.
What’s the difference?
Oh, Buzz, you’ve had a big fall.
Y-You must not be thinking
clearly.
No, Woody, for the first time
I am thinking clearly.
You were right all along.
I’m not a Space Ranger.
I’m just a toy. A stupid
little insignificant toy.
Whoa. Hey. Wait a minute.
Being a toy is a lot better
than being a, a Space Ranger.
– Yeah, right.
– No, it is.
Look, over in that house
is a kid who thinks
you are the greatest,
and it’s not because
you’re a Space Ranger, pal.
It’s because you’re a toy.
You are his toy.
– But why would Andy want me?
– Why would Andy want you?
Look at you!
You’re a Buzz Lightyear!
Any other toy would give up
his moving parts just to be you.
You’ve got wings!
You glow in the dark! You talk!
Your helmet does that–
that– that “whoosh” thing.
You are a cool toy.
As a matter of fact,
you’re too cool.
I mean– I mean, what chance
does a toy like me have…
against a Buzz Lightyear
action figure?
All I can do is–
There’s a snake in my boots!
Why would Andy ever want to
play with me when he’s got you?
I’m the one that should be
strapped to that rocket.
Listen, Buzz, forget about me.
You should get out of here
while you can.
– Buzz, what are you doin’?
I thought you–
– Come on, Sheriff.
There’s a kid over in that house
who needs us. Now let’s get you
out of this thing.
– Hit it!
– Yes, sir!
Come on, Buzz, we can do it.
– Woody! It’s the moving van!
– We gotta get out of here now.
Come on, Buzz.
All right.
– Buzz. Hey, I’m out!
– Almost there.
I wanna ride the pony.
Whew.
Woody. Woody, are you all right?
No, I’m fine. I’m okay.
Oh, yeah!
Time for liftoff! Whoo!
To infinity and beyond!
Whoo-hoo!
Back! Back!
Down! Down!
Okay, what do I do?
Come on, Woody, think.
Guys!
No, no, no, no, wait!
Wait. Listen. Please!
There’s a good toy down there
and he’s– he’s gonna be blown
to bits in a few minutes,
all because of me.
We gotta save him.
But I need your help.
Please. He’s my friend.
He’s the only one I’ve got.
Thank you.
Okay, I think I know
what to do.
We’re going to have to break
a few rules, but if it works
it’ll help everybody.
Houston to Mission Control.
Come in, Control.
Launchpad is being constructed.
All right, listen up.
I need Pump Boy here.
Ducky, here. Legs?
You’re with Ducky.
RollerBob and I don’t move
’til we get the signal. Clear?
Okay. Let’s move!
Wind the frog!
Wait for the signal.
Go!
All right, let’s go!
I’ll get it!
Now!
I’m coming, I’m coming.
Whoa! Scud!
Stupid dog.
Lean back!
Uh, Mission Control,
is the launchpad
construction complete?
Uh, roger. Rocket is now
secured to guide wire.
We are currently obtaining
the ignition sticks.
– Countdown will commence
momentarily. Stand by.
– Let’s go.
Hey, Mom!
Where are the matches?
– Oh, wait, here they are.
Never mind!
– Woody! Great!
– Help me out of this thing.
– Shh!
– What?
– It’s okay.
Everything’s under control.
– Woody, what are you doing ?
– Houston, all systems are go.
Requesting permission to launch.
Hey. How’d you get out here?
Oh, well. You and I
can have a cookout later.
Houston, do we have
permission to launch?
Uh, roger. Permission granted.
You are confirmed
at T-minus ten seconds…
and counting.
Ten, nine, eight, seven,
six, five, four, three,
two, one–
Reach for the sky.
– Huh?
– This town ain’t big enough
for the two of us.
What?
Somebody’s poisoned
the water hole.
– It’s busted.
– Who are you calling
“busted,” buster?
– Huh?
– That’s right.
– I’m talking to you,
Sid Phillips.
– Huh?
We don’t like
bein’ blown up, Sid.
– Or smashed. Or ripped apart.
– We?
That’s right. Your toys.
Mama! Mama!
Mama! Mama!
Mama!
From now on you must take
good care of your toys,
because if you don’t,
we’ll find out, Sid.
We toys can see everything.
So play nice.
We did it! We did it! Yes!
The toys! The toys are alive!
N-Nice toy.
What’s wrong, Sid? Don’t you
want to play with Sally?
Nice work, fellas. Good job.
Coming out of the ground–
what a touch.
That was a stroke of genius.
Woody.
Thanks.
Everybody say, “Bye, House!”
– Woody! The van!
– Bye, House.
We gotta run! Thanks, guys!
Quick!
Just go! I’ll catch up!
Come on!
You can do it, Woody!
I made it.
Ow! Get away, you stupid dog!
Down! Down!
Hold on, Woody!
I can’t do it.
Take care of Andy for me!
No!
Buzz!
– Ow!
– Are we there already?
– Woody?
– Woody!
– How did you–
– How’d he get here?
– Where have you–
What happened– Ow!
– What’s goin’ on?
– What’s the– What’s he takin’?
– Aha! There you are!
Hey, what’s he doing?
He’s at it again!
– Get him!
– Come on!
Get him!
Aah! Aah! No! No!
No, no, no, no, wait!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
– Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
– Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Pig pile!
– Get out of that car!
– Move it!
– Whew.
– No, please! You
don’t understand!
Buzz is out there!
We gotta help him!
– Toss him overboard!
– No, no, no, no! Wait! Aaah!
– Hooray!
– So long, Woody!
– Ohh, Woody!
– Ohh!
– Oh! Well, thanks for the ride!
– Look out! Aaaah!
Now let’s catch up
to that truck!
– Guys! Guys!
Woody’s riding R.C.!
– What?
And Buzz is with him!
– Ohh!
– What? Buzz?
Itis Buzz!
Woody was telling the truth!
– What have we done?
– Great! Now I have guilt!
We’re almost there!
– Rocky, the ramp!
– Come on, Woody, Buzz!
You can do it!
Look out!
Quick! Hold on to my tail!
Atta boy, Slink!
Uhh! Woody!
– Woody, speed up!
– Speed up!
The batteries!
They’re running out!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
– Whoa!
– Aaaah!
Hakuna Matata
What a wonderful phrase
I can’t hold on much longer!
Slink, hang on!
Ouch!
Great.
– Woody! The rocket!
– The match!
Yes! Thank you, Sid!
No! No, no! No!
No!
Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
No!
– Woody, what are you doing?
– Hold still, Buzz.
You did it! Next stop, Andy.
Wait a minute.
I just lit a rocket.
Rockets explode!
I should’ve held on longer.
Look! Look! It’s Woody and Buzz
coming up fast!
Woody!
Run! Take cover!
Aah! This is the part
where we blow up!
Not today.
Hey, Buzz! You’re flying!
This isn’t flying.
This is falling with style.
To infinity and beyond!
Uh, Buzz, we missed the truck.
We’re not aiming for the truck.
– Hey! Wow!
– What? What is it?
– Woody! Buzz!
– Oh, great! You found ’em.
Where were they?
– Here in the car!
– See?
Now, what did I tell you?
Right where you left ’em.
– Which one can I open first?
– Let’s let Molly open one.
– Frankincense, this is Myrrh.
– Hey, heads up, everybody!
– It’s show time!
– Oh! It’s time!
Oh. Bo. There’s gotta be a less
painful way to get my attention.
Merry Christmas, Sheriff.
– Say, isn’t that mistletoe?
– Mm-hmm.
Maybe Andy’ll get another
dinosaur, like a leaf eater.
That way I could play
the, uh, dominant predator!
– Quiet, everyone, quiet.
– Molly’s first present is…
Mrs. Potato Head!
Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head!
– Way to go, Idaho!
– Gee, I’d better shave.
Come in, Frankincense.
Andy is now opening
his first present. It’s–
– Buzz. Buzz Lightyear.
– I can’t quite–
– You are not worried, are you?
– Me? No.
– make out–
– No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Mm-mmm.
A large box.
It’s, it’s, it’s–
– Are you?
– Oh, now, Buzz.
What could Andy possibly get
that is worse than you?
Oh, what is it? What is it?
Wow! A puppy!
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
When the road looks
rough ahead
And you’re miles and miles
from your nice, warm bed
You just remember
what your old pal said
Boy, you’ve got a friend in me
Yeah, you’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
If you got troubles
Then I got ’em too
There isn’t anything
I wouldn’t do for you
If we stick together
we can see it through
‘Cause you’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
Now, some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I am
– Bigger and stronger too
– Maybe
But none of them will ever
love you the way I do
It’s me and you, boy
And as the years go by
Our friendship will never die
You’re gonna see
it’s our destiny
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
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All right, everyone!
This is a stickup!
Don’t anybody move!
Now empty that safe.
– Money, money, money!
– Stop it! Stop it,
you mean old potato.
Quiet, Bo Peep,
or your sheep get run over!
Help! Baa! Help us!
Oh, no, not my sheep!
Somebody, do something!
Reach for the sky.
Oh, no! Sheriff Woody!
I’m here to stop you,
One-Eyed Bart.
– How’d you know it was me?
– Are you gonna come quietly?
You can’t touch me, Sheriff.
I brought my attack dog
with the built-in force field.
Well, I brought my dinosaur
who eats force-field dogs.
You’re going to jail, Bart.
Say good-bye to the wife
and tater tots.
You saved the day again, Woody.
You’re my favorite deputy.
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
Come on, let’s wrangle up
the cattle.
When the road looks
rough ahead
And you’re miles and miles
from your nice, warm bed
– Round ’em up, cowboy.
– Just remember
what your old pal said
– Boy, you’ve got
a friend in me
– Yee-haw!
– Yeah, you’ve got
a friend in me
– Hey, cowboy!
Some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I am
Big and stronger too
– Come on, Woody.
– Maybe
But none of them will ever
love you the way I do
It’s me and you, boy
And as the years go by
Our friendship will never die
You’re gonna see
it’s our destiny
– You’ve got a friend in me
– All right!
– Yeah, you’ve got
a friend in me
– Score!
– You’ve got a friend in me
– Wow! Cool!
– What do you think?
– Oh, this looks great, Mom!
– Okay, birthday boy.
– We saw that at the store!
I asked you for it!
– I hope I have enough places.
– Wow, look at that! That’s so–
Oh, my gosh, you got–
One, two– four. Yeah, I think
that’s going to be enough.
– Can we leave this up
’til we move?
– Well, sure.
– We can leave it up.
– Yeah!
– Now go get Molly.
– Your friends are going
to be here any minute.
– Okay!
It’s party time, Woody.
Yee-haw!
Howdy, little lady.
Somebody’s poisoned
the water hole.
Come on, Molly.
Oh, you’re getting heavy.
See you later, Woody!
Pull my string!
The birthday party’s today?
Okay, everybody,
coast is clear!
Ages three and up.
It’s on my box.
“Ages three and up.”
I’m not supposed to be
baby-sitting Princess Drool.
Hey, Hamm, look.
I’m Picasso!
– I don’t get it.
– You uncultured swine.
What are you looking at,
ya hockey puck?
– Uh, hey, Sarge,
have you seen Slinky?
– Sir! No, sir!
Okay. Hey, thank you.
At ease.
– Hey, uh, Slinky?
– Right here, Woody.
I-I’m red this time.
– No, S-Slink–
– Oh, well, all right.
You can be red if you want.
N-Not now, Slink.
I got some bad news.
– Bad news?
– Shh, shh, shh!
– Just gather everyone up for a
staff meeting, and be happy.
– Got it.
Be happy!
Staff meeting, everybody!
Snake, Robot, podium, please.
Hey, Etch. Draw!
Oh! Got me again.
Etch, you’ve been
working on that draw.
Fastest knobs in the West.
Uh, got a staff meeting,
you guys. Come on, let’s go.
Now, where is that– Oh.
Hey, who moved my doodle pad
way over here?
– Uh, how’re you doin’, Rex?
– Were you scared?
Tell me honestly.
I was close to being scared
that time.
Oh, I’m going for fearsome here,
but I just don’t feel it!
I think I’m just
coming off as annoying.
Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.
I wanted to thank you, Woody,
for saving my flock.
Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin’.
What do you say I get
someone else to watch
the sheep tonight?
Oh, yeah. I–
Remember, I’m just
a couple of blocks away.
Come on, come on.
Smaller toys up front.
Hey, Woody, come on.
Oh, thanks, Mike.
Okay– Oh, whoa.
Step back.
– For crying out loud.
– Okay. Thank you.
Hello. Check.
That better? Great.
Everybody hear me?
Up on the shelf,
can you hear me? Great.
Okay, first item today:
uh, oh, yeah–
has everyone picked
a moving buddy?
– What?
– Moving buddy?
You can’t be serious.
Well, I didn’t know we were
supposed to have one already.
– Do we have to hold hands?
– Oh, yeah. You guys think
this is a big joke.
We’ve only got one week left
before the move. I don’t want
any toys left behind.
A moving buddy.
If you don’t have one,
get one!
All right, next.
Uh, oh, yes.
Tuesday night’s plastic
corrosion awareness meeting…
was, I think,
a big success,
and we want to thank Mr. Spell
for putting that on for us.
– Thank you, Mr. Spell.
– You’re welcome.
Okay. Uh, oh, yes.
One, uh, minor note here.
Andy’s birthday party
has been moved to today.
– Uh, next we have–
– Wait a minute.
– What do you mean
the party’s today?
– His birthday’s not
’til next week!
– What’s goin’ on down there?
-Is his mom losin’ her marbles?
-Well, obviously, she wanted to
have the party before the move.
– I’m not worried.
You shouldn’t be worried.
– Of course Woody ain’t worried.
-He’s been Andy’s favorite
since kindergarten.
-Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head.
If Woody says it’s all right,
then, well, darn it,
it’s good enough for me.
Woody has never
steered us wrong before.
Come on, guys.
Every Christmas and birthday
we go through this.
But what if Andy gets
another dinosaur, a mean one?
I just don’t think I could take
that kind of rejection!
Hey, listen.
No one’s getting replaced.
This is Andy
we’re talking about.
It doesn’t matter how much
we’re played with.
What matters is that we’re here
for Andy when he needs us.
That’s what we’re
made for, right?
Pardon me. I hate to
break up the staff meeting,
but they’re here!
– Birthday guests
at three o’clock!
– Stay calm, everyone!
Hey!
– Uh, meeting adjourned.
– Ho, boy, will you take a look
at all those presents?
I can’t see a thing.
Yes, sir. We’re next month’s
garage sale fodder for sure.
– Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
– Oh, for crying out loud.
– They’re all in boxes,
you idiot.
– They’re getting bigger!
– Wait, there’s a nice
little one over there.
– Hi!
– Spell: trash can.
– We’re doomed!
All right. All right!
If I send out the troops,
will you all calm down?
– Yes! Yes! We promise!
– Okay! Save your batteries.
Eh, very good, Woody.
That’s using the old noodle.
Sergeant, establish a recon post
downstairs. Code Red!
– You know what to do.
– Yes, sir!
All right, men.
You heard him.
Code Red!
Repeat: we are at Code Red.
Recon plan Charlie. Execute!
Let’s move, move,
move, move, move!
Okay. Come on, kids. Everyone
in the living room. It’s almost
time for the presents.
All right, gangway, gangway.
And this is how we find out…
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Found the meth baby
Who the fuck you think you’re talking to
Shut the fuck up and get fucked by satan
guys, shad changed his twitter pfp. He aint dead!
yet
Ty sm for the confirmation, ur a god send
dayum, i never realised how short toy story’s script was…
does anyone know the name of the artist that did the fallout trap girl getting fucked by a deathclaw? it was pixel art.I cant find it and im pretty sure it got taken of the site
Ayo wtf this one really just made me read the Toy story script
Damn is this really how desperate we’ve become… may God ir whoever is out there help us all :’/
All right, everyone!
This is a stickup!
Don’t anybody move!
Now empty that safe.
– Money, money, money!
– Stop it! Stop it,
you mean old potato.
Quiet, Bo Peep,
or your sheep get run over!
Help! Baa! Help us!
Oh, no, not my sheep!
Somebody, do something!
Reach for the sky.
Oh, no! Sheriff Woody!
I’m here to stop you,
One-Eyed Bart.
– How’d you know it was me?
– Are you gonna come quietly?
You can’t touch me, Sheriff.
I brought my attack dog
with the built-in force field.
Well, I brought my dinosaur
who eats force-field dogs.
You’re going to jail, Bart.
Say good-bye to the wife
and tater tots.
You saved the day again, Woody.
You’re my favorite deputy.
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
Come on, let’s wrangle up
the cattle.
When the road looks
rough ahead
And you’re miles and miles
from your nice, warm bed
– Round ’em up, cowboy.
– Just remember
what your old pal said
– Boy, you’ve got
a friend in me
– Yee-haw!
– Yeah, you’ve got
a friend in me
– Hey, cowboy!
Some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I am
Big and stronger too
– Come on, Woody.
– Maybe
But none of them will ever
love you the way I do
It’s me and you, boy
And as the years go by
Our friendship will never die
You’re gonna see
it’s our destiny
– You’ve got a friend in me
– All right!
– Yeah, you’ve got
a friend in me
– Score!
– You’ve got a friend in me
– Wow! Cool!
– What do you think?
– Oh, this looks great, Mom!
– Okay, birthday boy.
– We saw that at the store!
I asked you for it!
– I hope I have enough places.
– Wow, look at that! That’s so–
Oh, my gosh, you got–
One, two– four. Yeah, I think
that’s going to be enough.
– Can we leave this up
’til we move?
– Well, sure.
– We can leave it up.
– Yeah!
– Now go get Molly.
– Your friends are going
to be here any minute.
– Okay!
It’s party time, Woody.
Yee-haw!
Howdy, little lady.
Somebody’s poisoned
the water hole.
Come on, Molly.
Oh, you’re getting heavy.
See you later, Woody!
Pull my string!
The birthday party’s today?
Okay, everybody,
coast is clear!
Ages three and up.
It’s on my box.
“Ages three and up.”
I’m not supposed to be
baby-sitting Princess Drool.
Hey, Hamm, look.
I’m Picasso!
– I don’t get it.
– You uncultured swine.
What are you looking at,
ya hockey puck?
– Uh, hey, Sarge,
have you seen Slinky?
– Sir! No, sir!
Okay. Hey, thank you.
At ease.
– Hey, uh, Slinky?
– Right here, Woody.
I-I’m red this time.
– No, S-Slink–
– Oh, well, all right.
You can be red if you want.
N-Not now, Slink.
I got some bad news.
– Bad news?
– Shh, shh, shh!
– Just gather everyone up for a
staff meeting, and be happy.
– Got it.
Be happy!
Staff meeting, everybody!
Snake, Robot, podium, please.
Hey, Etch. Draw!
Oh! Got me again.
Etch, you’ve been
working on that draw.
Fastest knobs in the West.
Uh, got a staff meeting,
you guys. Come on, let’s go.
Now, where is that– Oh.
Hey, who moved my doodle pad
way over here?
– Uh, how’re you doin’, Rex?
– Were you scared?
Tell me honestly.
I was close to being scared
that time.
Oh, I’m going for fearsome here,
but I just don’t feel it!
I think I’m just
coming off as annoying.
Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.
I wanted to thank you, Woody,
for saving my flock.
Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin’.
What do you say I get
someone else to watch
the sheep tonight?
Oh, yeah. I–
Remember, I’m just
a couple of blocks away.
Come on, come on.
Smaller toys up front.
Hey, Woody, come on.
Oh, thanks, Mike.
Okay– Oh, whoa.
Step back.
– For crying out loud.
– Okay. Thank you.
Hello. Check.
That better? Great.
Everybody hear me?
Up on the shelf,
can you hear me? Great.
Okay, first item today:
uh, oh, yeah–
has everyone picked
a moving buddy?
– What?
– Moving buddy?
You can’t be serious.
Well, I didn’t know we were
supposed to have one already.
– Do we have to hold hands?
– Oh, yeah. You guys think
this is a big joke.
We’ve only got one week left
before the move. I don’t want
any toys left behind.
A moving buddy.
If you don’t have one,
get one!
All right, next.
Uh, oh, yes.
Tuesday night’s plastic
corrosion awareness meeting…
was, I think,
a big success,
and we want to thank Mr. Spell
for putting that on for us.
– Thank you, Mr. Spell.
– You’re welcome.
Okay. Uh, oh, yes.
One, uh, minor note here.
Andy’s birthday party
has been moved to today.
– Uh, next we have–
– Wait a minute.
– What do you mean
the party’s today?
– His birthday’s not
’til next week!
– What’s goin’ on down there?
-Is his mom losin’ her marbles?
-Well, obviously, she wanted to
have the party before the move.
– I’m not worried.
You shouldn’t be worried.
– Of course Woody ain’t worried.
-He’s been Andy’s favorite
since kindergarten.
-Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head.
If Woody says it’s all right,
then, well, darn it,
it’s good enough for me.
Woody has never
steered us wrong before.
Come on, guys.
Every Christmas and birthday
we go through this.
But what if Andy gets
another dinosaur, a mean one?
I just don’t think I could take
that kind of rejection!
Hey, listen.
No one’s getting replaced.
This is Andy
we’re talking about.
It doesn’t matter how much
we’re played with.
What matters is that we’re here
for Andy when he needs us.
That’s what we’re
made for, right?
Pardon me. I hate to
break up the staff meeting,
but they’re here!
– Birthday guests
at three o’clock!
– Stay calm, everyone!
Hey!
– Uh, meeting adjourned.
– Ho, boy, will you take a look
at all those presents?
I can’t see a thing.
Yes, sir. We’re next month’s
garage sale fodder for sure.
– Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
– Oh, for crying out loud.
– They’re all in boxes,
you idiot.
– They’re getting bigger!
– Wait, there’s a nice
little one over there.
– Hi!
– Spell: trash can.
– We’re doomed!
All right. All right!
If I send out the troops,
will you all calm down?
– Yes! Yes! We promise!
– Okay! Save your batteries.
Eh, very good, Woody.
That’s using the old noodle.
Sergeant, establish a recon post
downstairs. Code Red!
– You know what to do.
– Yes, sir!
All right, men.
You heard him.
Code Red!
Repeat: we are at Code Red.
Recon plan Charlie. Execute!
Let’s move, move,
move, move, move!
Okay. Come on, kids. Everyone
in the living room. It’s almost
time for the presents.
All right, gangway, gangway.
And this is how we find out…
what is in those presents.
Okay! Who’s hungry?
Here come the chips!
I’ve got Cool Ranch
and barbecue! Ow!
What in the world? Oh!
I thought I told him
to pick these up.
Shouldn’t they be there by now?
What’s taking them so long?
Hey, these guys
are professionals.
They’re the best.
Come on. They’re not
lying down on the job.
– G-Go on without me. Just go.
– A good soldier never leaves
a man behind.
Okay, everybody.
Come on.
Settle down. Now, kids.
Everybody– You sit in a circle.
No, Andy. Andy, you sit
in the middle there.
Good. And which present
are you gonna open first?
There they are.
– Come in, Mother Bird.
This is Alpha Bravo.
– This is it! This is it!
– Come in, Mother Bird.
– Quiet, quiet, quiet!
– All right, Andy’s opening
the first present now.
Mrs. Potato Head!
Mrs. Potato Head!
Mrs. Potato Head!
– Hey, I can dream, can’t I?
– The bow’s coming off.
He’s ripping the wrapping paper.
It’s a– It’s– It’s a–
A lunch box.
We’ve got a lunch box here.
– A lunch box?
– A lunch box?
– For lunch.
Okay, second present.
It appears to be–
– Okay, it’s bed sheets.
– Who invited that kid?
Oh! Only one left.
– Okay, we’re on
the last present now.
– Last present!
It’s a big one. It’s a–
It’s a board game!
Repeat: Battleship.
– Yay!
– Hallelujah!
– Yeah, all right.
– Hey! Watch it!
– Sorry there, old spud head.
Mission accomplished.
Well done, men. Pack it up.
We’re goin’ home.
So did I tell you? Huh?
Nothin’ to worry about.
I knew you were right
all along, Woody. Never
doubted you for a second.
Wait a minute.
Oh, what do we have here?
Ohh!
Wait!
Turn that thing back on!
Come in, Mother Bird.
Come in, Mother Bird.
Mom has pulled a surprise
present from the closet.
Andy’s opening it.
He’s really excited
about this one.
– Mom! What is it?
– It’s a huge package.
Oh, get outta the–
One of the kids is in the way.
I can’t see.
It’s a–
It’s a what?
What is it?
– Oh, no!
– Oh, ya big lizard! Now we’ll
never know what it is!
– Way to go, Rex!
– No, no! Turn ’em around!
Turn ’em around!
Oh, he’s puttin’ ’em in
backwards. You’re– You’re
puttin’ ’em in backwards!
Plus is positive,
minus is negative!
Oh, let me!
Let’s go to my room, guys!
Red alert! Red alert!
Andy is coming upstairs!
– There!
– Juvenile intrusion. Repeat,
resume your positions now!
Andy’s coming, everybody!
Back to your places! Hurry!
Get to your places!
Get to your places!
Where’s my ear?
Who’s seen my ear?
Did you see my ear?
Out of my way!
Here I come!
Here I come! Ohh!
Hey, look!
Its lasers light up.
– Take that, Zurg!
– Quick, make a space. This is
where the spaceship lands.
And he does it back, and he does
a karate-chop action.
Come on down, guys!
It’s time for games!
– We got prizes!
– Oh, yeah!
– What is it?
– Can you see it?
– What the heck is up there?
Woody, who’s up there
with ya?
Woody, what are you
doing under the bed?
Uh, nothin’. Uh, nothin’.
I’m sure Andy was just a
little excited, that’s all.
Too much cake and ice cream,
I suppose. It’s just a mistake!
Well, that mistake is sitting
in your spot, Woody.
– Oh! Have you been replaced?
– Hey, what did I
tell you earlier?
No one is getting replaced.
Now, let’s all be polite
and give whatever it is
up there…
a nice, big
Andy’s-room welcome.
Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.
Come in, Star Command.
Star Command, come in.
Do you read me?
Why don’t they answer?
My ship!
Blast! This’ll take
weeks to repair.
Buzz Lightyear mission log,
stardate 4-0-7-2.
My ship has run off course
en route to sector 12.
I’ve crash-landed
on a strange planet.
The impact must’ve awoken me
from hypersleep.
Terrain seems
a bit unstable.
No readout yet
if the air is breathable.
– And there seems to be no sign
of intelligent life anywhere.
– Hello!
Whoa! He-Hey! Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Did I frighten you?
Didn’t mean to. Sorry.
Howdy. My name is Woody…
and this is Andy’s room.
That’s all I wanted to say.
And also, there has been
a bit of a mix-up.
This is my spot, see–
the bed here.
Local law enforcement.
It’s about time you got here.
I’m Buzz Lightyear,
Space Ranger,
Universe Protection Unit.
My ship has crash-landed
here by mistake.
Yes, it is a mistake,
because, you see,
the bed here is my spot.
I need to repair
my turbo boosters.
Do you people still use
fossil fuels, or have you
discovered crystallic fusion?
Well, let’s see.
We got double-A’s.
– Watch yourself!
Halt! Who goes there?
– Don’t shoot!
– It’s okay. Friends.
– Do you know these life-forms?
Yes. They’re Andy’s toys.
All right, everyone.
You’re clear to come out.
I am Buzz Lightyear.
I come in peace.
Oh, I’m so glad
you’re not a dinosaur!
All right, thank you.
Now, thank you all
for your kind welcome.
– Say, what’s that button do?
– I’ll show you.
– Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.
– Whoa!
– Man!
Hey, Woody’s got something
like that. His is a pull string,
only it’s–
– Only it sounds like
a car ran over it.
– Oh, yeah, but not
like this one.
This is a quality sound system.
Probably all copper wiring, huh?
So, uh, where you from?
Singapore? Hong Kong?
Well, no. Actually, I-I’m–
I’m stationed up in the Gamma
Quadrant of Sector Four.
As a member of the elite
Universe Protection Unit
of the Space Ranger Corps,
I protect the galaxy
from the threat of invasion…
from the evil Emperor Zurg,
sworn enemy of
the Galactic Alliance.
Oh, really?
I’m from Playskool.
And I’m from Mattel.
Well, I’m not really
from Mattel.
I’m actually from a smaller
company that was purchased
in a leveraged buyout.
You’d think they’d never
seen a new toy before.
Well, sure, look at him.
He’s got more gadgets on him
than a Swiss Army knife.
Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be
careful. You don’t want to be in
the way when my laser goes off.
Hey, a laser!
How come you don’t have
a laser, Woody?
It’s not a laser. It’s a–
It’s a little light bulb
that blinks.
– What’s with him?
– Laser envy.
– All right, that’s enough!
Look, we’re all very impressed
with Andy’s new toy.
– Toy?
– T-O-Y. Toy!
Excuse me. I-I think
the word you’re searching for
is “Space Ranger.”
The word I’m searching for
I can’t say because there’s
preschool toys present.
Gettin’ kind of tense,
aren’t ya?
Oh, uh, Mr. Lightyear,
uh, now, I’m curious.
What does a Space Ranger
actually do?
He’s not a Space Ranger!
He doesn’t fight evil or–
or shoot lasers or fly!
Excuse me.
– Wow!
– Oh, impressive wingspan.
Very good!
Oh, what? What?
These are plastic.
He can’t fly.
They are a terillium-carbonic
alloy, and Ican fly.
– No, you can’t.
– Yes, I can.
– You can’t.
– Can.
– Can’t. Can’t. Can’t!
I tell you, I could fly around
this room with my eyes closed!
Okay, then, Mr. Light Beer,
prove it.
All right, then, I will.
Stand back, everyone.
To infinity and beyond!
– Can!
– Whoa!
Oh, wow! You flew
magnificently!
– I found my movin’ buddy.
– Thank you. Th-Thank you all.
Thank you.
That wasn’t flying.
That was falling with style.
Man, the dolls
must really go for you.
Can you teach me that?
– Golly bob howdy!
– Oh, shut up!
No, in a couple of days,
everything will be just the way
it was. They’ll see.
They’ll see. I’m still
Andy’s favorite toy.
I was on top of the world
livin’ high
– It was right in my pocket
– Whoa!
I was livin’ the life
Things were just the way
they should be
When from out of the sky
like a bomb
Comes some little punk
in a rocket
Now all of a sudden
some strange things
are happening to me
Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
Strange things
Are happening to me
Strange things
Strange things
Are happening to me
Ain’t no doubt about it
I had friends
I had lots of friends
Now all my friends are gone
And I’m doin’ the best I can
To carry on
– I had power
– Power
– I was respected
– Respected
But not anymore
And I’ve lost the love
of the one
Whom I adore
Let me tell you ’bout it
Strange things
Are happening to me
Strange things
Strange things
Are happening to me
Ain’t no doubt about it
Strange things
Strange things
Oh! Finally.
– Hey, who’s got my hat?
– Look, I’m Woody.
Howdy, howdy, howdy.
Ah-ha. Ah-ha!
Give me that!
Say there, Lizard
and Stretchy Dog,
let me show you something.
It looks as though I’ve been
accepted into your culture.
Your chief Andy
inscribed his name on me.
Wow! With permanent ink too!
Well, I must get back
to repairing my ship.
– Don’t let it
get to you, Woody.
– Uh, let what?
I don’t, uh–
What do you mean? Who?
I know Andy’s excited
about Buzz,
but you know he’ll always have
a special place for you.
– Yeah, like the attic.
– All right! That’s it!
– Unidirectional bonding strip.
– Mr. Lightyear wants more tape.
Listen, Light Snack,
you stay away from Andy.
He’s mine, and no one
is taking him away from me.
What are you talking about?
Where’s that bonding strip?
And another thing: stop
with this spaceman thing!
It’s getting on my nerves!
Are you saying you want to
lodge a complaint
with Star Command?
Oh-ho-ho! Okay!
Ooh, well, so you wanna
do it the hard way, huh?
– Don’t even think
about it, cowboy.
– Oh, yeah, tough guy?
The air isn’t toxic.
How dare you open a spaceman’s
helmet on an uncharted planet!
My eyeballs could’ve been
sucked from their sockets.
You actually think
you’rethe Buzz Lightyear?
Oh, all this time
I thought it was an act!
Hey, guys, look!
It’s the real Buzz Lightyear!
-You’re mocking me, aren’t you?
-Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
– Buzz, look! An alien!
– Where?
Yes!
Whoa!
– Uh-oh.
– It’s Sid!
– Don’t move!
– I thought he was
at summer camp.
– They, uh, must have kicked him
out early this year.
– Oh, no, not Sid!
Incoming!
– Who is it this time?
– Uh, I can’t– I can’t tell.
– Hey, where’s Lenny?
– Right here, Woody.
Oh, no, I can’t bear
to watch one of these again.
– Stay where you are!
– Oh, no, it’s a Combat Carl.
– What’s going on?
– Nothing that concerns
you spacemen; just us toys.
I’d better take a look
anyway.
Why is that soldier strapped
to an explosive device?
That’s why– Sid.
– Hmm, sure is a hairy fellow.
– No, no, that’s Scud,
you idiot.
That is Sid.
– You mean that happy child?
– That ain’t no happy child.
He tortures toys,
just for fun!
Well, then, we’ve
got to do something.
– What are you doing?
Get down from there!
– I’m gonna teach
that boy a lesson.
Yeah, sure. You go ahead.
Melt him with your scary laser.
Be careful with that.
It’s extremely dangerous.
He’s lighting it!
He’s lighting it!
Hit the dirt!
Look out!
Yes! He’s gone!
He’s history!
I could’ve stopped him.
Buzz, I would love
to see you try.
– Of course, I’d love
to see you as a crater.
– Yeah!
– The sooner we move,
the better.
– Oh, what a great shot. Yeah!
To infinity and beyond!
Oh, all this packing makes me
hungry. What would you say to
dinner at, uh, oh, Pizza Planet?
Pizza Planet? Oh, cool!
Go wash your hands,
and I’ll get Molly ready.
– Can I bring some toys?
– You can bring one toy.
– Just one?
– One toy?
Will Andy pick me?
“Don’t count on it”?
Ohh!
Buzz! Oh, Buzz!
Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness!
We’ve got trouble!
– Trouble? Where?
– Down there. Just down there.
A helpless toy!
It’s– It’s trapped, Buzz!
Then we’ve no time to lose.
– I don’t see anything.
– Uh, he’s there. Just–
Just keep looking.
What kind of toy–
– Buzz!
– Buzz!
– Buzz!
– I don’t see him
in the driveway.
– Did you see what happened?
– I think he bounced
into Sid’s yard!
– Ohh! Buzz!
Hey, everyone!
R.C.’s trying to say something.
What is it, boy?
– He’s saying that this
was no accident.
– Huh?
– What do you mean?
– I mean Humpty-Dumpty
was pushed.
– No!
– By Woody!
– What?
– What?
Wait a minute. You– You don’t
think I meant to knock Buzz out
the window, do you? Potato Head?
That’s Mr. Potato Head to you,
you back-stabbin’ murderer!
Now, it was an accident,
guys. Come on.
Now, you– you gotta
believe me.
We believe ya, Woody.
Right, Rex?
Well, ye– n–
I don’t like confrontations.
Where is your honor, dirt bag?
You are an absolute disgrace!
You don’t deserve to– Hey!
You couldn’t handle Buzz
cuttin’ in on your playtime,
could you, Woody?
Didn’t wanna face the fact
that Buzz just might be
Andy’s new favorite toy.
So you got rid of him. Well,
what if Andy starts playing
with me more, Woody, huh?
You’re gonna knock me out
of the window too?
– I don’t think we should
give him the chance.
– There he is, men.
– Frag him!
– Let’s string him up
by his pull string!
– I’ve got dibs on his hat!
– Would you boys stop it?
– Tackle him!
– No, no, no! W-W-Wait!
– Boys, stop it!
– I can explain everything.
– Okay, Mom, be right down.
– I’ve gotta get Buzz.
– Retreat!
-Mom, do you know where Buzz is?
-No, I haven’t seen him.
-Psst!
Andy, I’m heading
out the door!
– But, Mom, I can’t find him!
– Honey, just grab some
other toy. Now, come on.
Okay.
I couldn’t find my Buzz.
I know I left him right there.
Honey, I’m sure he’s around.
You’ll find him.
It’s too short!
We need more monkeys!
There aren’t any more!
That’s the whole barrel!
Buzz, the monkeys
aren’t working.
We’re formulating
another plan!
Stay calm!
Oh, where could he be?
– Can I help pump the gas?
– Sure! I’ll even let you drive.
– Yeah?
– Yeah, when you’re 16.
Yuk, yuk, yuk.
Funny, Mom.
Oh, great. How am I
gonna convince those guys
it was an accident?
Buzz!
Buzz! Hah! You’re alive!
This is great!
Oh, I’m saved! I’m saved!
Andy will find you here.
He’ll take us back
to the room, and then you
can tell everyone…
that this was all
just a big mistake.
Huh? Right? Buddy?
I just want you to know
that even though you tried
to terminate me,
revenge is not an idea
we promote on my planet.
– Oh. Oh, that’s good.
– But we’re not on my planet.
– Are we?
– No.
Okay. Come on!
You want a piece of me?
– Ow!
– Buzz– Buzz– Buzz
Lightyear to the rescue.
– Ah-ow!
– Next stop–
– Pizza Planet. Yeah!
Andy!
Wh– Doesn’t he realize
that I’m not there?
I’m lost!
Oh, I’m a lost toy!
Buzz Lightyear mission log.
The local sheriff and I seem
to be at a huge refueling
station of some sort.
You!
– According to my
navi-computer, the–
– Shut up!
– Just shut up, you idiot!
– Sheriff, this is
no time to panic.
This is the perfect time
to panic! I’m lost!
Andy is gone!
They’re gonna move from
their house in two days,
and it’s all your fault!
My– My fault?
If you hadn’t pushed me out of
the window in the first place–
Oh, yeah? Well, if you hadn’t
shown up in your stupid little
cardboard spaceship…
and taken away everything
that was important to me–
Don’t talk to me
about importance.
Because of you,
the security of this entire
universe is in jeopardy!
What? What are you
talking about?
Right now, poised at the edge
of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has
been secretly building…
a weapon with the
destructive capacity to
annihilate an entire planet!
I alone have information
that reveals this weapon’s
only weakness.
And you, my friend, are
responsible for delaying my
rendezvous with Star Command!
You are a toy!
You aren’t the real
Buzz Lightyear! You’re a–
Uh, you’re an action figure!
You are a child’s
plaything!
You are a sad, strange
little man, and you have
my pity. Farewell.
Oh, yeah? Well,
good riddance, ya loony.
“Rendezvous with Star Command.”
– Hey, gas dude!
– You talking to me?
– Yeah, man.
– Pizza Planet?
– Can you help me?
– Do you know where
Cutting Boulevard is?
– Andy!
– Just a moment.
– Oh, no!
I can’t show my face
in that room without Buzz.
– Buzz! Buzz, come back!
– Go away.
No, Buzz, you gotta
come back! I–
I found a spaceship!
It’s a spaceship, Buzz.
Come on, man, hurry up!
Um, like, the pizzas
are getting cold here.
– Oh, yeah, Cutting Boulevard.
– Yeah, yeah. Which way?
Now, you’re sure this space
freighter will return…
to its port of origin once
it jettisons its food supply?
Uh-huh. And when we
get there,
we’ll be able to find a way
to transport you home.
-Well, then, let’s climb aboard.
-No, no, no, wait! Buzz! Buzz!
Let’s get in the back.
No one will see us there.
Negative. There are no
restraining harnesses
in the cargo area.
– We’ll be much safer
in the cockpit.
– Yeah, but–
– Buzz! Buzz!
– That’s two lefts
and a right, huh?
– Yeah.
– Uh, thanks for the
directions, okay?
– Yeah, remember, kid–
– Buzz!
“It’s safer in the cockpit
than the cargo bay.”
What an idiot.
Next shuttle liftoff
scheduled for T-minus
30 minutes and counting.
You are cleared to enter.
Welcome to Pizza Planet.
– The white zone
is for eating pizza–
– Sheriff!
Sheriff? There you are.
Now, the entrance
is heavily guarded.
We need a way to get inside.
Great idea, Woody.
I like your thinkin’.
You are cleared to enter.
– Welcome to Pizza Planet.
– Now!
Quickly, Sheriff!
The air lock is closing.
Jones, party of five,
your shuttle is now boarding–
Mom, can we have
some tokens?
– Ow! Watch where
you’re going!
– Sorry!
Nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four, three,
two, one.
What a spaceport!
Good work, Woody.
– Mom, can I play Black Hole?
Please, please, please!
– Andy!
– Oh, it’s so cool!
– Now, we need to find a ship
that’s headed for Sector 12.
Wait a minute. No, no, no, Buzz.
This way! There’s a special
ship. I just saw it.
You mean it has hyperdrive?
Hyperactive hyperdrive
and Astro, uh, turf!
– Where is it?
I-I don’t see the–
– Come on. That’s it.
Spaceship!
All right, Buzz,
get ready. And–
-Until the universe explodes!
-Okay, Buzz, when I say go,
we’re gonna jump in the basket.
Buzz!
– Hey, Mom, if I eat
all of my pizza,
– No!
– can I have some alien slime?
This cannot be
happening to me!
– A stranger.
– From the outside.
– Ooh!
Greetings.
I am Buzz Lightyear.
-I come in peace.
-Tell me what it’s like outside.
Before your space journey,
re-energize yourself with
a slice of pepperoni,
now boarding at counter three.
This is an intergalactic
emergency. I need to commandeer
your vessel to Sector 12.
Who’s in charge here?
The claw!
– The claw is our master.
– The claw chooses who will go
and who will stay.
– This is ludicrous.
– Hey, bozo, you got
a brain in there?
Take that!
Oh, no! Sid!
Get down!
– What’s gotten into you,
Sheriff? I wa–
– You are the one…
– that decided to
climb into this–
– Shh! The claw.
It moves.
I have been chosen!
Farewell, my friends.
I go on to a better place.
Gotcha!
A Buzz Lightyear?
No way!
– Yes!
– Buzz! No!
Hey!
– He has been chosen.
– He must go.
– Hey!
– You might anger the claw.
– What are you doing? Stop it!
– The claw! The claw!
– Stop it, you zealots!
– Do not fight the claw.
All right!
Double prizes!
Let’s go home and play.
Sheriff, I can see
your dwelling from here.
You’re almost home.
Nirvana is coming.
The mystic portal awaits.
Will you be quiet?
You guys don’t get it, do you?
Once we go into Sid’s house,
we won’t be coming out!
Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy!
Sit! Good boy.
– Hey, I got something
for you, boy.
– Freeze!
Ready, set, now!
Hannah! Hey, Hannah!
– What?
– Did I get my package
in the mail?
– I don’t know.
– What do you mean,
you don’t know?
I don’t know.
– Oh, no, Hannah!
– What?
– Look– Janie!
– Hey!
– She’s sick!
– No, she’s not!
– I’ll have to perform
one of my operations.
– No!
– Not Sid’s room.
Not there.
– No!
Sid, give her back!
Sid!
– Oh, no!
– Mom!
– We have a sick
patient here, Nurse.
Prepare the O.R., stat!
Patient is prepped.
No one’s ever attempted
a double bypass…
brain transplant before.
Now for the tricky part.
Pliers!
I don’t believe that man’s
ever been to medical school.
Doctor, you’ve done it!
Hannah!
Janie’s all better now.
– Mom! Mom!
– She’s lying!
Whatever she says,
it’s not true!
We are gonna die.
I’m outta here!
Locked!
There’s gotta be
another way outta here.
Uh, Buzz, was that you?
Hey, hi there,
little fella.
Come out here.
Do you know a way outta here?
Bu-Bu-Bu-Buzz!
They’re cannibals.
Mayday, mayday.
Come in, Star Command.
Send reinforcements.
Star Command, do you copy?
I’ve set my laser
from stun to kill.
Ah, great, great.
Yeah, and if anyone attacks us,
we can blink ’em to death.
Hey, you guys, I think
I found him. Buzz, is that you?
Whiskers, will you
get out of here!
You’re interfering
with a search and rescue!
Look! They’re home.
– Mom, have you seen Woody?
– Where was the last place
you left him?
– Right here in the van.
– I’m sure he’s there.
You’re just not looking
hard enough.
He’s not here, Mom.
Woody’s gone!
– Woody’s gone?
– Yeah, boy,
the weasel ran away.
Huh? Huh?
I told you he was guilty.
Who would’ve thought he was
capable of such atrocities?
Oh, Slink,
I hope he’s okay.
Oh, a survivor!
Where’s the rebel base?
Talk!
I can see your will
is strong.
Well, we have ways
of making you talk.
Where are your
rebel friends now?
– Sid, your Pop Tarts
are ready!
– All right!
Are you all right?
I’m proud of you, Sheriff.
A lesser man would’ve
talked under such torture.
I sure hope this
isn’t permanent.
Still no word from Star Command.
We’re not that far
from the spaceport.
The door. It’s open!
We’re free!
– Woody, we don’t know
what’s out there!
– I’ll tell you wha–
They’re gonna eat us, Buzz!
Do something, quick!
Shield your eyes!
It’s not working.
I recharged it before I left.
I-It should be good for–
You idiot, you’re a toy!
Use your karate-chop action!
– Get away!
– Hey! Hey! How’re you
doin’ that? Stop that!
– Back! Back,
you savages! Back!
– Woody, stop it.
Sorry, guys,
but dinner’s cancelled.
There’s no place like home.
There’s no place like home.
There’s no place like home!
Another stunt like that, cowboy,
and you’re gonna get us killed.
– Don’t tell me what to do.
– Shh!
Yee-haw! Giddyap, partner!
We got to get this
wagon train a-movin’!
Split up!
Calling Buzz Lightyear.
Come in, Buzz Lightyear.
This is Star Command.
– Buzz Lightyear,
– Star Command!
– do you read me?
Buzz Lightyear responding.
Read you loud and clear.
Buzz Lightyear,
planet Earth needs your help!
– On the way!
– Buzz Lightyear!
The world’s greatest superhero,
now the world’s greatest toy!
Buzz has it all!
Locking wrist communicator!
– Calling Buzz Lightyear!
– Karate-chop action!
– Wow!
– Pulsating laser light!
– Total annihilation!
– Multi-phrase voice simulator!
There’s a secret mission
in uncharted space.
There’s a secret mission
in uncharted space.
And best of all,
high pressure space wings!
– To infinity and beyond!
– Not a flying toy.
Get your Buzz Lightyear
action figure and save
a galaxy near you!
-Buzz Lightyear!
-Available at all Al’s Toy Barn
outlets in the Tri-county area.
Out among the stars I sit
Way beyond the moon
In my silver ship I sail
To a dream
that ended too soon
Now I know
Exactly who I am
and what I’m here for
You are a toy!
You can’t fly!
And I will go sailing
No more
But no, it can’t be true
I could fly if I wanted to
Like a bird in the sky
If I believed I could fly
Why, I’d fly
To infinity and beyond!
Clearly I
Will go sailing
No more
Mom! Mom, have you seen
my Sally doll?
What, dear?
What was that?
Never mind!
Buzz, the coast is clear.
Buzz, where are you?
There’s a secret mission
in uncharted space. Let’s go.
Really? That is
so interesting.
Would you like some tea,
Mrs. Nesbitt?
– Buzz!
– It’s so nice you could join us
on such late notice.
– Oh, no.
– What a lovely hat,
Mrs. Nesbitt.
It goes quite well
with your head.
Hannah! Oh, Hannah!
Mom? Please excuse me, ladies.
I’ll be right back.
What is it, Mom?
Mom, where are you?
Buzz! Hey! Buzz, are you okay?
Gone! It’s all gone.
All of it’s gone.
Bye-bye. Whoo-whoo. See ya.
– What happened to you?
– One minute you’re defending
the whole galaxy,
and suddenly you find yourself
suckin’ down Darjeeling…
with Marie Antoinette
and her little sister.
I think you’ve had enough tea
for today.
– Let’s get you
outta here, Buzz.
– Don’t you get it?
You see the hat?
I am Mrs. Nesbitt!
Snap out of it, Buzz!
I-I-I’m– I’m sorry, I–
You’re right.
I am just a little depressed,
that’s all. I–
I-I can get through this.
– Oh, I’m a sham!
– Shh!
– Look at me.
– Quiet, Buzz!
I can’t even fly out
of a window.
But the hat looked good?
Tell me the hat looked good.
– The apron is a bit much.
– Out the window!
Buzz, you’re a genius!
Come on, come on. This way.
Years of academy training
wasted!
– B-3.
– Miss! G-6.
Ohh! You sunk it!
– Are you peeking?
– Oh, quit your whining
and pay up.
No, no, not the ear.
Give me the nose. Come on.
How about three out of five?
Hey, guys! Guys!
– Hey!
– Son of a building block!
– It’s Woody.
– He’s in the psycho’s bedroom.
– H-H-Hi!
– Everyone! It’s Woody!
– Woody?
– You’re kidding!
– Woody!
We’re gonna get out
of here, Buzz.
Buzz?
– Hey, look!
– Woody!
Oh, boy, am I glad
to see you guys!
– I knew you’d come back, Woody!
– What are you doin’ over there?
It’s a long story, Bo.
I’ll explain later.
Here! Catch this!
Whoa! I got it, Woody!
– He got it, Woody!
– Good goin’, Slink!
– Now just, just
tie it on to somethin’.
– Wait, wait, wait, wait.
– I got a better idea.
How about we don’t?
– Hey!
– Potato Head!
– Did you all take
stupid pills this morning?
Have you forgotten what he did
to Buzz? And now you want to
let him back over here?
No! No, no. No, no, no, no, no.
You got it–
You got it all wrong,
Potato Head.
Buzz is fine. Buzz is
right here. He’s with me.
– You are a liar!
– No, I’m not!
Buzz, come over here and j-just
tell the nice toys that you’re–
that you’re not dead.
Just a sec! Buzz, will you
get up here and give me a hand?
That’s very funny, Buzz.
This is serious!
Hey, Woody, where’d ya go?
He’s lying. Buzz ain’t there.
Oh, hi, Buzz.
Why don’t you say hello
to the guys over there?
Hiya, fellas!
To infinity and beyond!
Hey, look! It’s Buzz!
Yeah! Hey, Buzz, let’s show
the guys our new secret
best-friends handshake.
– Give me five, man!
– Something’s screwy here.
So you see, we’re friends now,
guys. Aren’t we, Buzz?
You bet. Give me a hug.
– Oh, I love you too.
– See? It is Buzz.
– Now give back the lights,
Potato Head.
– Wait just a minute.
– What are you tryin’ to pull?
– Nothin’.
– Oh, that is disgusting.
– Murderer!
– No! No, no, no, no, no!
– You murdering dog!
– It’s not what you think,
I swear!
– Save it for the jury!
I hope Sid pulls
your voice box out, you creep.
No! No! No, no!
Don’t leave! Don’t leave!
Y-Ya gotta help us, please!
-You don’t know
what it’s like over here!
-Come on, let’s get out of here.
Go back to your lives, citizens.
Show’s over.
Come back! Slink!
Slink, please!
Please listen to me!
No! No, come back!
Slinky!
Buzz!
Go away, you disgusting freaks!
All right, back!
Back, you cannibals!
He is still alive and you’re–
you’re not gonna get him,
you monsters!
What are you doin’?
Hey. Hey, they fixed you.
But– But they’re cannibals. We
saw them eat those other toys.
Uh, sorry. I-I-I thought
that you were gonna,
you kn–
you know, eat my friend.
Hey, no, no. Hey. Hey!
What’s wrong?
– Sid!
– Not now, Mom! I’m busy!
Sid!
Buzz, come on, get up!
Use your legs!
Fine! Let Sid trash you!
But don’t blame me!
It came! It finally came!
“The Big One.”
“Extremely dangerous.
Keep out of reach of children.”
Cool! What am I gonna blow?
Man! Hey, where’s that
wimpy cowboy doll?
Yes.
I’ve always wanted to put
a spaceman into orbit.
Yes.
Oh, no!
Oh, man!
Sid Phillips reporting.
Launch of the shuttle has been
delayed due to adverse weather
conditions at the launch site.
Tomorrow’s forecast? Sunny.
Sweet dreams.
I looked everywhere, honey, but
all I could find was your hat.
W-What if we leave them behind?
Oh, don’t worry, honey.
I’m sure we’ll find Woody and
Buzz before we leave tomorrow.
– I need air.
– Will you quit moving around?
I’m sorry. It’s just that
I get– I get so nervous
before I travel.
How did I get stuck with you
as a moving buddy?
Everyone else was picked.
Oh, Woody.
If only you could see
how much Andy misses you.
Psst! Psst! Hey, Buzz!
Hey. Get over here
and see if you can get
this tool box off me.
Oh, come on, Buzz, I–
Buzz, I can’t do this
without you.
I need your help.
I can’t help.
I can’t help anyone.
Why, sure you can, Buzz.
You can get me out of here.
And then I’ll get
that rocket off you and we’ll
make a break for Andy’s house.
Andy’s house, Sid’s house.
What’s the difference?
Oh, Buzz, you’ve had a big fall.
Y-You must not be thinking
clearly.
No, Woody, for the first time
I am thinking clearly.
You were right all along.
I’m not a Space Ranger.
I’m just a toy. A stupid
little insignificant toy.
Whoa. Hey. Wait a minute.
Being a toy is a lot better
than being a, a Space Ranger.
– Yeah, right.
– No, it is.
Look, over in that house
is a kid who thinks
you are the greatest,
and it’s not because
you’re a Space Ranger, pal.
It’s because you’re a toy.
You are his toy.
– But why would Andy want me?
– Why would Andy want you?
Look at you!
You’re a Buzz Lightyear!
Any other toy would give up
his moving parts just to be you.
You’ve got wings!
You glow in the dark! You talk!
Your helmet does that–
that– that “whoosh” thing.
You are a cool toy.
As a matter of fact,
you’re too cool.
I mean– I mean, what chance
does a toy like me have…
against a Buzz Lightyear
action figure?
All I can do is–
There’s a snake in my boots!
Why would Andy ever want to
play with me when he’s got you?
I’m the one that should be
strapped to that rocket.
Listen, Buzz, forget about me.
You should get out of here
while you can.
– Buzz, what are you doin’?
I thought you–
– Come on, Sheriff.
There’s a kid over in that house
who needs us. Now let’s get you
out of this thing.
– Hit it!
– Yes, sir!
Come on, Buzz, we can do it.
– Woody! It’s the moving van!
– We gotta get out of here now.
Come on, Buzz.
All right.
– Buzz. Hey, I’m out!
– Almost there.
I wanna ride the pony.
Whew.
Woody. Woody, are you all right?
No, I’m fine. I’m okay.
Oh, yeah!
Time for liftoff! Whoo!
To infinity and beyond!
Whoo-hoo!
Back! Back!
Down! Down!
Okay, what do I do?
Come on, Woody, think.
Guys!
No, no, no, no, wait!
Wait. Listen. Please!
There’s a good toy down there
and he’s– he’s gonna be blown
to bits in a few minutes,
all because of me.
We gotta save him.
But I need your help.
Please. He’s my friend.
He’s the only one I’ve got.
Thank you.
Okay, I think I know
what to do.
We’re going to have to break
a few rules, but if it works
it’ll help everybody.
Houston to Mission Control.
Come in, Control.
Launchpad is being constructed.
All right, listen up.
I need Pump Boy here.
Ducky, here. Legs?
You’re with Ducky.
RollerBob and I don’t move
’til we get the signal. Clear?
Okay. Let’s move!
Wind the frog!
Wait for the signal.
Go!
All right, let’s go!
I’ll get it!
Now!
I’m coming, I’m coming.
Whoa! Scud!
Stupid dog.
Lean back!
Uh, Mission Control,
is the launchpad
construction complete?
Uh, roger. Rocket is now
secured to guide wire.
We are currently obtaining
the ignition sticks.
– Countdown will commence
momentarily. Stand by.
– Let’s go.
Hey, Mom!
Where are the matches?
– Oh, wait, here they are.
Never mind!
– Woody! Great!
– Help me out of this thing.
– Shh!
– What?
– It’s okay.
Everything’s under control.
– Woody, what are you doing ?
– Houston, all systems are go.
Requesting permission to launch.
Hey. How’d you get out here?
Oh, well. You and I
can have a cookout later.
Houston, do we have
permission to launch?
Uh, roger. Permission granted.
You are confirmed
at T-minus ten seconds…
and counting.
Ten, nine, eight, seven,
six, five, four, three,
two, one–
Reach for the sky.
– Huh?
– This town ain’t big enough
for the two of us.
What?
Somebody’s poisoned
the water hole.
– It’s busted.
– Who are you calling
“busted,” buster?
– Huh?
– That’s right.
– I’m talking to you,
Sid Phillips.
– Huh?
We don’t like
bein’ blown up, Sid.
– Or smashed. Or ripped apart.
– We?
That’s right. Your toys.
Mama! Mama!
Mama! Mama!
Mama!
From now on you must take
good care of your toys,
because if you don’t,
we’ll find out, Sid.
We toys can see everything.
So play nice.
We did it! We did it! Yes!
The toys! The toys are alive!
N-Nice toy.
What’s wrong, Sid? Don’t you
want to play with Sally?
Nice work, fellas. Good job.
Coming out of the ground–
what a touch.
That was a stroke of genius.
Woody.
Thanks.
Everybody say, “Bye, House!”
– Woody! The van!
– Bye, House.
We gotta run! Thanks, guys!
Quick!
Just go! I’ll catch up!
Come on!
You can do it, Woody!
I made it.
Ow! Get away, you stupid dog!
Down! Down!
Hold on, Woody!
I can’t do it.
Take care of Andy for me!
No!
Buzz!
– Ow!
– Are we there already?
– Woody?
– Woody!
– How did you–
– How’d he get here?
– Where have you–
What happened– Ow!
– What’s goin’ on?
– What’s the– What’s he takin’?
– Aha! There you are!
Hey, what’s he doing?
He’s at it again!
– Get him!
– Come on!
Get him!
Aah! Aah! No! No!
No, no, no, no, wait!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
– Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
– Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Pig pile!
– Get out of that car!
– Move it!
– Whew.
– No, please! You
don’t understand!
Buzz is out there!
We gotta help him!
– Toss him overboard!
– No, no, no, no! Wait! Aaah!
– Hooray!
– So long, Woody!
– Ohh, Woody!
– Ohh!
– Oh! Well, thanks for the ride!
– Look out! Aaaah!
Now let’s catch up
to that truck!
– Guys! Guys!
Woody’s riding R.C.!
– What?
And Buzz is with him!
– Ohh!
– What? Buzz?
Itis Buzz!
Woody was telling the truth!
– What have we done?
– Great! Now I have guilt!
We’re almost there!
– Rocky, the ramp!
– Come on, Woody, Buzz!
You can do it!
Look out!
Quick! Hold on to my tail!
Atta boy, Slink!
Uhh! Woody!
– Woody, speed up!
– Speed up!
The batteries!
They’re running out!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
– Whoa!
– Aaaah!
Hakuna Matata
What a wonderful phrase
I can’t hold on much longer!
Slink, hang on!
Ouch!
Great.
– Woody! The rocket!
– The match!
Yes! Thank you, Sid!
No! No, no! No!
No!
Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
No!
– Woody, what are you doing?
– Hold still, Buzz.
You did it! Next stop, Andy.
Wait a minute.
I just lit a rocket.
Rockets explode!
I should’ve held on longer.
Look! Look! It’s Woody and Buzz
coming up fast!
Woody!
Run! Take cover!
Aah! This is the part
where we blow up!
Not today.
Hey, Buzz! You’re flying!
This isn’t flying.
This is falling with style.
To infinity and beyond!
Uh, Buzz, we missed the truck.
We’re not aiming for the truck.
– Hey! Wow!
– What? What is it?
– Woody! Buzz!
– Oh, great! You found ’em.
Where were they?
– Here in the car!
– See?
Now, what did I tell you?
Right where you left ’em.
– Which one can I open first?
– Let’s let Molly open one.
– Frankincense, this is Myrrh.
– Hey, heads up, everybody!
– It’s show time!
– Oh! It’s time!
Oh. Bo. There’s gotta be a less
painful way to get my attention.
Merry Christmas, Sheriff.
– Say, isn’t that mistletoe?
– Mm-hmm.
Maybe Andy’ll get another
dinosaur, like a leaf eater.
That way I could play
the, uh, dominant predator!
– Quiet, everyone, quiet.
– Molly’s first present is…
Mrs. Potato Head!
Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head!
– Way to go, Idaho!
– Gee, I’d better shave.
Come in, Frankincense.
Andy is now opening
his first present. It’s–
– Buzz. Buzz Lightyear.
– I can’t quite–
– You are not worried, are you?
– Me? No.
– make out–
– No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Mm-mmm.
A large box.
It’s, it’s, it’s–
– Are you?
– Oh, now, Buzz.
What could Andy possibly get
that is worse than you?
Oh, what is it? What is it?
Wow! A puppy!
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
When the road looks
rough ahead
And you’re miles and miles
from your nice, warm bed
You just remember
what your old pal said
Boy, you’ve got a friend in me
Yeah, you’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
If you got troubles
Then I got ’em too
There isn’t anything
I wouldn’t do for you
If we stick together
we can see it through
‘Cause you’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
Now, some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I am
– Bigger and stronger too
– Maybe
But none of them will ever
love you the way I do
It’s me and you, boy
And as the years go by
Our friendship will never die
You’re gonna see
it’s our destiny
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
i dont know who you are, but i will find you.
i will find you, i will follow you
i will make you teach me your ways, O wise one
Toy story
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Pa mi que se había muerto ese mmg
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It’s a bummer that we are not getting a Shad Halloween pinup this year.
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there is still hope
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Shadman said he would be back in November so patience people!
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I hope when shad is done with his freelance opportunity he continues that witch Mercy shota oneshot he made a year ago
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guys, just look up his twitter for fuck’s sake. He is currently commissioned for some art shit or something since summer and it’s due November and he picked up on it at the start of October.
He already died from the coronavirus
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There was a rumour that he was officially commissioned for a video game or something of the sorts. I don’t know how true that is, but it’s all I know.
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Per Shadman himself via twitter:
“why I havent been active:
Accepted a freelance gig few months ago.
Deadline for the project is November.
Started working on it part-time on and off, but it soon dawned on me that it will require my full undivided attention.
I shall return full-time come winter, if fate decrees.”
So hopefully he’ll be back for some thanksgiving faps.
“but it soon dawned on me that it will require my full undivided attention”
LOL imagine actually buying this horseshit explanation, if this didnt constitute his third multiple-month long disappearance in a year, i might believe it. Screencap this: sometime in early spring of 2021, he’ll stop posting again, and the next time he updates the site will be this time next year with a formal announcement that he’s retiring.
Who the fuck cares man, can you not be happy that shad has got work during this pandemic? He said he’d come back can you not go to some other cesspit of the internet to cap until he comes back?
Imagine still simping for shatman in the current year smfh. He doesnt care about or like you, cuck.
Bruh just be happy he uploads and he’s coming back, yall unappreciative dicks
(Except for anon 2)
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I really hope he’s okay. I don’t wana say it… but… Covid…. PLEASE LET HIM BE ALRIGHT! >_< ;_; please SHAD! SAY SOMETHING BRO! let US KNOW YOU'RE ALIVE!
Check his twitter
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this is what happens when shad doesn’t post
the comments become a cesspit of people advertising their discords and kiks
btw have you heard of rape: shadman legends?
I laughed hard at this.
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Hello to all who have come for the daily shadman check
Ah hello to everyone here for the daily shad check up
Hello good sir
Someone post another transcript of a movie
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God is dead. This is his grave.
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Day 3829372726282929272839 Of Shadman Missing:
I can no longer experience hornyness, only sadness
Is this a goanimate video
So you’re Christian? Then recite the whole Bible
“A bunch of random bullshit created by the church to earn easy cash and fool the ignorant humanity of medieval era”
There, done.
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