new direction they are going with in the Metroid franchise


new direction they are going with in the Metroid franchise

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Im a autistic retard trap that loves to eat poop
My kik: FadedO45
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I think we all know that Samus (even in zero suit) could fucking demolish that guy.
You’re right, however you smell bad
Wait so did the suit also change her accent? Or was she secretly a hill billy
I lost the damn gamble dammit now my night is ruin fuck this
I hit first because I wanted to see the quality difference and regret that
With shad gone everyone is here lol
That last drawing of her looks like she going to pass out
Was how utterly shit Team Ninja made her character in their game, which this is in reference too. I think because there is some bullshit story in that to do with love and officers.
Remake this but change the ending to something funny please
But why though?
WHAT IN THE CINNAMON TOAST FUCK IS THIS!!!!
thanks. i hate it
me too
This is 8 years old man
Too far
lol
Let’s not
I just lost shad roulette after getting 19 good ones… Damn
this is so fucking sad :(
More like this, has my full support.
Edgy as fuck holy shit
Can we please not do Metroid?
weak sauce
Man old shadbase shit used to be edgy af.
Going on a marathon btw wish me luck!
Southern mettroid
Oh how the turns have tabled
Wtf
disnnsjxinsnajixmansnoxijd
this is a reference to samus from federation force. read his description
Except if you look at the date it says 2011, which was years before Federation Force was even announced.
Proof that shadman can see the future
He also did it with the original The Last of Us
I laughed harder than my erection.
“beautiful yet so fragile”
Wouldn’t Samus kick his ass?
Nope, he brainwashed her and made her his slave.
So beautiful…
Yet so fragile.
Remember, DONT DRINK AND DRIVE MOTHERFUCKER!!!
He’s talking about the bottle isn’t he?
Yes, that was the joke!
no it wasnt
So what fuck her raw…
I like my beer like i like my violence.
Domestic
Man, now I want a sandwhich!
And the punchline is…
“I gave up writing, I’ll better start drawing dicks”
WOW Samus makes him a sandwich DAMN if she made me a sandwich i’d fucking curbstomp her fucking brains in.
I’ll liked it more if she was a femdom.
Samus is FUCKING hot as all hell!
then she gets up off the floor and beats the ever loving shit out of him until he barfs out his intestines. So pretty this, bitch
“fuck you”
how very mature you must be
please calm it
Upgrdae meaning ripping most parts of her clothes off
it’s like tv drama… absolutely love it.
I thought he was going to fuck her…
So beautiful… yet so fragile
meh
Fuck me now on a table covered in flaming chainsaws and diamond dildos wiith sharp edges while you hit over the head with a steel pickae while you shove a skewer up my ass
well damn
Why does the blood on her face change sides.
She is the last human alive… WTF DID THIS STORY LINE COME FROM?!
Metroid prime 3
Last human alive? Obviously you don’t really pay much attention to Metroid. She’s far from the last human alive. She’s just the only survivor of a Space Pirate raid on her home, the colony K-2L, but humanity and other sentient alien life still thrives throughout the galaxy.
i’ve kinda always had a soft spot in my black heart for samus
I have a soft spot for her soft spots, if you know what I mean.
I have a hard spot for her soft spots
I catch your drift!
ok, im a sexist, and think that women should stay in the KITCHEN! and even I think that this was to far!!! you should ONLY hit a woman occasions where she is REALLY bitchy! but, dude!! only a SLAP, NOT A BEER BOTTLE!! and don’t mean that you should BEAT HER UP or anything like that! just a “bitch slap” SOMETIMES, if she does something wrong. like you do with a DOG! a rolled newspaper and a whack on the nose, or what they do! but I Wouldn’t do that to a dog! if he did something wrong, i would only YELL at him, or use some OFTEN form of punishment, that WEREN’T violent!
Kill your self
how would you like it if i bitch slapped you, huh? only the weak hurt women real men like myself have the up-most respect for the opposite gender for they bare our children and raise them while we are away.
glad to see there were cucks even in 2013. Enjoy your woman fucking around on you while you respect her harder.
Fuck you.
all the people saying fck him for this calm the fck down why the hell are you anyway nice pic shadman
Why don’t you go find yourself a nice cliff and do a swan dive off?
well why are you on a porn site if your sexist
isn’t it obvious you dumb fuck? Porn is sexist. Now kindly never return to any porn site, ever.
your a dumb phuck idiot.I guess it comes with the territory though.
so, what you are implying is that women are the equivalent of dogs? you mean, the same gender that would cook your food everyday, and birthed you into this world? yeahok
It took 3 years to extrapolate the data and to gather adequate evidence but now I am certain that every single one of you fell for the obvious bait.
lel they really did. Since when does a sexist call themselves sexist even?
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WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ/WATCH?
umm.. glass bottle on the right side, glass on the left side @ the end.. ok???
What are you talking about? It looks fine.
it actually remains at the left side -_-
acctualy she gets hit in the left it appears on the right then back on the left
What is it he usually says? Something about ‘any objections, lady?’. Could’ve made a joke about that.
‘Any objections lady? No objections! That’s right.’
Dude, that CLEARLY is NOT Adam.
looks like shadman is a fucking friendzone shit.
Messy…..
the story was shit, the charictors were shit,
the enemys were re-hashed shit, the charactor developments shit,
music, stages, control sceam…
BUT HAY! NOW WE CAN SEE THE PART UN BETWEEN SUPER METROID AND FUSION THAT NO BODY ACTUALLY KNEW ABOUT! 8,D
seriusly, i thought they were suposed to go to sr388 and see the fuckin x and more chozo shit… but NOOOOOOOOOOooooo…. i dont even fuckin know what that game was…
BUT HAY! IT SHOWED SAMUS’ SPEED!
samus is a super soldier ,so that is impossible.
This pretty much sums up what I thought of her character in Other M; bloody brilliant mate.
What I find more offensive, this is pretty OH SHIT. Was how utterly shit Team Ninja made her character in their game, which this is in reference too. I think because there is some bullshit story in that to do with love and officers. If I remember, they turn her into a stupid person.
I’ve finally found a website where people are as fucked in the head with their warped humor as I am.
that why im here as well. for i am, D. obzerber (the observer, for those were wondering and or care.)
They did not wonder, nor did they care. Wrong site mate.
embelishment. the best way to get your point across. is that statement sarcastic? you be the judge.
Shadbase are you sadistic? O_O
Only towards one gender.
*Thumbs up*
So i’m guessing your a masochist for the other?
Are you a bottom for the other gender then?
I don’t get this. I’ve been bashed over the head with bottles before with only minor bruising.
If it hits you in the face it can be fatal to your physical appearance.
Hah, like I have anything to lose there.
“So beautiful yet so fragile…”
“Don’t look at me bitch, I was talking about the beer!”
haha this is hilarious
I bet you make worse things to men in your video games, pussies LOL
whats with the fragile and beautiful people on the comment section?
This is not funny and it will never be funny.
you sick little bastard! you should’ve hit her harder!
The pose she made in the first slide of the comic.
Dat ass, man.
wow you’re fucking disgusting.
Did anyone else notice that the cut side of her face swaps as she turns around?
Good work. You’ve proven to us that even the best of the best still suffer from Suddenly Inverted Depiction Syndrome (SIDS)
(that’s not really what SIDS is)
Sex is the key to a mans happiness
Getting a job USSUALLY leads to success
fuck her
he was talking about the beer whe he sed biutiful y fragil
Last Panel- He is referring to the bottle. He kinda looks like M. Bison…
ha! women X)
This is most likely going to be THE comic posted about this game on the internet from now on.
It goes on a tangent, but not too much to be a one time joke.
Though it probably won’t be allowed on most forums, so it will probably mostly be posted on THAT site.
But still, best summery I’ve seen of that game, though I guess you could’ve had a linearity joke somewhere, like “You can’t even do exactly what I tell you to do!”.
I would never do that to samus, hitting her in the face that is, i still would have sex with her……..she’s hot!
somebody get the shotgun and shoot that old guy! wait his crying what to do (thinks)
Whens the next one?
In about 30 minutes
This is the perfect satire for describing how Other M butchered Samus’ character
…nice
so fragile
Where did her thong go? Otherwise it’s another masterpiece. Keep it up man!
so sad..
Was this sort of a reference from the robot chicken one? Its kinda similar, but I know your original most of the time.
I have not seen the robot chicken one, but this seems to be a general opinion about the game.
Well he should have hit her, who eats a fucking sandwich for dinner!!
everybody in the internets.
eh I didnt like other M alot.
She’s so hawt
Still need more upgrades
there’s never enough fuckin’ upgrades.