Shad you know that the collections don’t work right? If I want to see the next one I have to go back tomthe previous page and select the next one on the list

sir, you are spliced, so technically you have no normal hormones and the chance of you getting a boner is very slim…

Joke time! So I walked into a bar one day and there is a donkey and a sign that reads “if you make him laugh I’ll give you 600$” so I walk up to the bar keep and ask him about the donkey so he tells me what the sign reads as I say “sir I’ll take your bet and WIN” he said “well your welcome to try but I warn you it will be difficult” so I wiser into the donkeys ear and he laughs and the bar keep says “how’d you do it!?” I said “I’ll tell you later” well I come back the next day and the sign says if you make the donkey cry I’ll give you 1000$ so I take the donkey into the bathroom and we come out and he is crying the bar keep says “how’d you do it!?” So I say “we’ll yesterday I told him my dick was bigger than his and today I proved it to him!”