Comments on: Big Dicks in Amish (443 Comments) ../../amish/ All Risks Reserved! Thu, 04 Mar 2021 19:50:14 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.6.2 By: Anonymous ../../amish/comment-page-2/#comment-2592164 Thu, 04 Mar 2021 19:50:14 +0000 ../../amish/#comment-2592164 As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
But that’s just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning, I’m milkin’ cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I’ve been milkin’ and plowin’ so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I’m a man of the land, I’m into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1699
We been spending most our lives
Livin’ in an Amish paradise
I churned butter once or twice
Livin’ in an Amish paradise
It’s hard work and sacrifice
Livin’ in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Livin’ in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don’t care, in fact I wish him well
‘Cause I’ll be laughing my head off when he’s burning in Hell
But I ain’t never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a ‘tude?
You know that’s unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you’ll be bored to tears
We haven’t even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain’t really quaint, so please don’t point and stare
We’re just technologically impaired
There’s no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It’s as primitive as can be
We been spending most our lives
Livin’ in an Amish paradise
We’re just plain and simple guys
Livin’ in an Amish paradise
There’s no time for sin and vice
Livin’ in an Amish paradise
We don’t fight, we all play nice
Livin’ in an Amish paradise
Hitchin’ up the buggy, churnin’ lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I’ll raise another
Think you’re really righteous?
Think you’re pure in heart?
Well, I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art
I’m the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night, scorin’ points for the afterlife
So don’t be vain and don’t be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
We been spending most our lives
Livin’ in an Amish paradise
We’re all crazy Mennonites
Livin’ in an Amish paradise
There’s no cops or traffic lights
Livin’ in an Amish paradise
But you’d probably think it bites
Livin’ in an Amish paradise

]]> By: Alexa ../../amish/comment-page-2/#comment-2591345 Wed, 03 Mar 2021 22:52:55 +0000 ../../amish/#comment-2591345 😲]]> lol, I find this freaking sexy. Now I want a cock in me lol. 😮😲

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]]> By: Hanma ../../amish/comment-page-2/#comment-2562554 Sat, 07 Nov 2020 14:49:05 +0000 ../../amish/#comment-2562554 In reply to Anonymous.

This dude is a genius. Look how fast he learned to churn.

]]> By: Anonymous ../../amish/comment-page-2/#comment-2561870 Fri, 06 Nov 2020 10:06:31 +0000 ../../amish/#comment-2561870 In reply to Anonymous.

The N-word constitutes ignorance…and this ain’t no “ordinary swarthy” guy; dude’s intellect is as questionable as his morals here in the comic lol.

]]> By: Anonymous ../../amish/comment-page-2/#comment-2558715 Fri, 30 Oct 2020 16:31:17 +0000 ../../amish/#comment-2558715 Y’all miss out how this churning gave that woman some gahdamn back muscles

]]> By: Anonymous ../../amish/comment-page-2/#comment-2551562 Fri, 16 Oct 2020 23:08:53 +0000 ../../amish/#comment-2551562 In reply to Viridity one.

Where

]]> By: Anonymous ../../amish/comment-page-2/#comment-2520579 Sat, 15 Aug 2020 04:15:36 +0000 ../../amish/#comment-2520579 Smokin fat doinks out here in amish. Gang

]]> By: Anonymous ../../amish/comment-page-2/#comment-2512033 Wed, 29 Jul 2020 21:41:39 +0000 ../../amish/#comment-2512033 In reply to Anonymous.

For real tho

]]> By: Viridity one ../../amish/comment-page-2/#comment-2509322 Fri, 24 Jul 2020 20:26:27 +0000 ../../amish/#comment-2509322 Is there a tag for fucking some one through cloths like this

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